Mary Poppins Opens the Door mp-3

by P. L. Travers

  But loudly though the four tunes rang, another sound could be heard above them. Thump! Thump! The heavy steps came nearer.

  And the next moment somebody banged on the door.

  "Open, I say, in the name of the Law!" cried a voice that was somehow familiar.

  A strong hand twisted the rickety lock. And then, with a crash, the door burst open. On the threshold stood Mrs. Clump and the Policeman. They stared.

  She alighted upon a musical box

  Their eyes popped. Their mouths fell open with astonishment.

  "Well, of all the shameful sights!" cried Mrs. Clump. "I never thought to see this house turned into an Amusement Park!" She shook her fist at Mary Poppins. "You're going to get your reward, my girl. The Policeman here will deal with you! And as for you, Mr. Twigley, down you get from that silly razzle-dazzle and comb your hair and put on your hat. We're going off to be married!"

  Mr. Twigley shuddered. But he swung his coat-tails jauntily.

  "Don't shout and thump

  Please, Mrs. Clump,

  It makes me jump!"

  he sang, as he sped round. The Policeman took out notebook and pencil.

  "Come on! Stop spinning, all of you. I'm as giddy as a Garden Goat. And I want an Explanation!"

  Mr. Twigley gave a gleeful cackle.

  "You've come to the wrong place, Officer dear! I've never yet made an Explanation. And what's more, as I used to say to my boy, Methuselah, I don't believe in 'em!"

  "Now, now, joking'11 only make things worse. You can't tell me you're Methuselah's father!" The Policeman smiled a knowing smile.

  "Grandfather!" Mr. Twigley retorted, as he sailed gracefully round.

  "Now, that's enough. You just come down! This spinning and twirling is bad for the 'Ealth. And not permitted in Private Dwellings. 'Ere! 'Oo's that pulling me! Let me go!" The Policeman gave a frightened shriek as he shot off his feet and through the air. A music box broke into noisy song as he dropped like a stone upon it.

  "Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do!

  I've gone crazy, all for the love of you!"

  it shouted.

  "'Elp! 'Elp! It's me — PC. 32 calling!" The Policeman wildly snatched at his whistle and blew a resounding blast.

  "Officer!" shouted Mrs. Clump. "You do your duty or I'll have the Law on you, too. Get down and arrest that woman!" She thrust a huge finger at Mary Poppins. "I'll have you put behind bars, my girl. I'll have you — Here! Stop spinning me round!" Her eyes grew wide with angry amazement. For a curious thing was happening.

  Slowly, on the spot where she stood, Mrs. Clump began to revolve. She had no musical box, no platform, she simply went round and round on the floor. The boards gave a loud protesting creak as the huge shape turned upon them.

  "Well, that's fixed you!" cried Mr. Twigley.

  "Try and jump

  Dear Mrs. Clump!"

  he advised her, with a gleeful shriek.

  A shudder of horror shook Mrs. Clump as she tried to move her large black boots. She struggled. She writhed. She wriggled her body. But her feet were firmly glued to the floor.

  "Clever girl, Mary! I'd never have thought of it!" Mr. Twigley smiled at Mary Poppins with pride and admiration.

  "This is your doing — you wilful, wicked, cold-hearted Varmint!" Mrs. Clump gave an angry shout as she tried to clutch at Mary Poppins. "But I'll get even with you yet — or my name's not Sarah Clump!"

  "It'll never be Twigley, anyway!" shrieked Mr. Twigley joyously.

  "I want to go home! I want the Police Station!" wailed the Policeman, spinning madly.

  "Well, nobody's keeping you, I'm sure!" said Mary Poppins, sniffing. As she spoke the Policeman's box came to a standstill and he stumbled off it, panting.

  "Scotland Yard!" he cried, staggering to the door. "I must see the Chief! I must make a Report." And, blowing a frantic peal on his whistle, he fled downstairs and out of the house.

  "Come back, you Villain!" screamed Mrs. Clump. "He's gone!" she went on, as the front door banged. "Oh, what shall I do? Help! Murder! Fire!"

  Her face grew red as she tried to free herself. But it was no good. Her feet were firmly fixed to the floor, and she flung out her arms with a cry of anguish.

  "Mr. Twigley!" she begged. "Please help me, Sir! I've always cooked you tasty meals. I've always kept you clean and tidy. You won't have to marry me, I promise. If you'll only wish something to set me free!"

  "Be careful, Fred!" warned Mary Poppins, as she twirled in a dignified manner.

  "A Wish in Time saves Nine! Now, let me think!" murmured Mr. Twigley.

  He pressed his fingers to his eyes. Jane and Michael could see he was making an effort to wish Something Really Useful. For a moment he spun round, deep in thought. Then he looked up, smiling, and clapped his hands.

  "Mrs. Clump," he cried gaily. "You shall be free! I wish for you a Golden Palace and Peacock Pie every day for dinner. But—" he winked across at Mary

  Poppins, "my kind of palace, Mrs. Clump! And my kind of pie!"

  A roll of drums boomed through the attic.

  Mrs. Clump looked at Mary Poppins and smiled a smile of triumph.

  "Aha!" she said smugly. "What did I tell you?"

  But even as she spoke the proud smile faded. It changed to a look of purest terror.

  For Mrs. Clump was no longer a large fat woman. Her buxom body was rapidly shrinking. Her feet as they spun on the creaking floor grew smaller with every turn.

  "What's this?" she panted. "Oh, what can it be?" Her arms and her legs grew short and skinny as her figure dwindled to half its size.

  "Police! Fire! Murder! S.O.S." Her voice grew thinner as she shrank.

  "Oh, Mr. Twigley! What have you done? Police! Police!" squeaked the tiny voice.

  As she spoke the floor gave an angry heave and flung her, spinning, into the air. She bounced back with a frantic shriek and stumbled away across the room. And as she ran she grew smaller than ever and her movements more and more jerky. One moment she was the size of a kitten and the next no bigger than a small-sized mouse. Away she went, stumbling and bouncing and tripping, till at the end of the attic she dashed into a tiny golden palace that had suddenly appeared.

  "Oh, why did I speak to him? What has he done?" Mrs. Clump cried out in a tinny voice.

  And looking through one of the golden windows, the children saw her collapse on a chair before a small tin pie. She began to cut it with jerky movements as the palace door closed with a bang.

  At that moment the boxes ceased to spin. The music stopped and the attic was silent.

  Down from his box sprang Mr. Twigley and ran to the golden palace. With a cry of delight he picked it up and gazed at the scene within.

  "Very clever! I really must congratulate myself. All it needs now is a penny-in-the-slot and then it will do for Brighton Pier. One Penny, Only One Penny, folks! To see the Fat Woman Eating the Pie! Roll up! Roll up! Only one Penny!"

  Waving the palace, Mr. Twigley went gaily capering round the room. Jane and Michael, leaping down from their boxes, ran after him and caught his coat-tails. They peered through the windows at Mrs. Clump. There was a look of horror on her mechanical face as she cut her mechanical pie.

  "That was your sixth wish!" Michael reminded him.

  "It was indeed!" Mr. Twigley agreed. "A Really useful idea, for once! Where there's a wish, there's a way, you see! Especially if she's around!" He nodded at Mary Poppins, who was stepping off her musical box in the most majestic manner.

  "Get your hats, please!" she commanded sharply. "I want to get home for a Cup of Tea. I am not a Desert Camel."

  "Oh, just one moment, please, Mary Poppins! Mr. Twigley's got one more wish!"

  Jane and Michael, both talking at once, were tugging at her hands.

  "Why, so I have! I'd quite forgotten. Now, what shall I—?"

  "Cherry-Tree Lane, remember, Fred!" Mary Poppins' voice had a warning note.

  "Oh, I'm glad you reminded me. Just a second!" Mr.
Twigley put his hand to his brow and a scale of music sounded.

  "What did you wish?" asked Jane and Michael.

  But Mr. Twigley seemed suddenly to have become deaf, for he took no notice of the question. He shook hands hurriedly as though, having wished all his wishes, he was now anxious to be alone.

  "You have to be going, you said? How sad! Is this your hat? Well, delighted you came! I hope — are these your gloves, dear Mary? — I hope you'll pay me another visit when my wishes come round again!"

  "When will that be?" demanded Michael.

  "Oh, in about ninety years or so." Mr. Twigley answered airily.

  "But we'll be quite old by then!" said Jane.

  "Maybe," he replied, with a little shrug. "But at least not as old as I am!"

  And with that he kissed Mary Poppins on both cheeks and hustled them out of the room.

  The last thing they saw was his jubilant smile as he began to fix a Penny-in-the-Slot to Mrs. Clump's palace….

  Later, when they came to think about it, Jane and Michael could never remember how they got out of Mr. Twigley's house and into Cherry-Tree Lane. It seemed as though at one moment they were on the dusty stairs and the next were following Mary Poppins through the pearly evening light.

  Jane glanced back for one last look at the little house.

  "Michael!" she said in a startled whisper. "It's gone. Everything's gone!"

  He looked round. Yes! Jane was right. The little street and the old-fashioned houses were nowhere to be seen. There was only the shadowy Park before them and the well-known curve of Cherry-Tree Lane.

  "Well, where have we been all the afternoon?" said Michael, staring about him.

  But it needed someone wiser than Jane to answer that question truly.

  "We must have been somewhere," she said sensibly.

  But that was not enough for Michael. He rushed away to Mary Poppins and pulled at her best blue skirt.

  "Mary Poppins, where have we been today? What's happened to Mr. Twigley?"

  "How should I know?" snapped Mary Poppins. "I'm not an Encyclopaedia."

  "But he's gone! And the street's gone! And I suppose the musical box has gone, too — the one he went round on this afternoon!"

  Mary Poppins stood still on the kerb, and stared.

  "A cousin of mine on a musical box? What nonsense you do talk, Michael Banks!"

  "But he did!" cried Jane and Michael together. "We all went round on musical boxes. Each of us to our own true music. And yours was 'Pop Goes the Weasel.'"

  Her eyes blazed sternly through the darkness. She seemed to grow larger as she glared.

  "Each to our — weasel? Round and round?" Really, she was so angry she could hardly get the words out.

  "On top of a musical box, did you say? So, this is what I get for my pains! You spend the afternoon with a well-brought up, self-respecting pair like my cousin and myself. And all you can do afterwards is to make a mock of us. Round and round with a weasel, indeed! For Two Pins I'd leave you — here, on this spot — and never come back! I warn you!"

  "On top of a musical weasel!" she fumed, as she stalked through the gathering dusk.

  Snap, snap, went her heels along the pavement. Even her back had an angry look.

  Jane and Michael hurried after her. It was no good arguing with Mary Poppins, especially when she looked like that. The best thing to do was to say nothing. And be glad there was nobody in the Lane to offer her Two Pins. In silence they walked along beside her, and thought of the afternoon's adventure and looked at each other and wondered….

  "Oh, Mary Poppins!" said Mrs. Banks brightly, as she opened the front door. "I'm sorry, but I don't need your cousin, after all. I tried the piano again just now. And it's quite in tune. In fact, better than ever."

  "I'm glad of that, ma'am," said Mary Poppins, stealing a glance at herself in the mirror. "My cousin will make no charge."

  "Well, I should think not!" cried Mrs. Banks indignantly. "Why, he hasn't even been here."

  "Exactly, ma'am," said Mary Poppins. She sniffed as she turned towards the stairs.

  Jane and Michael exchanged a secret look.

  "That must have been the seventh wish!" Michael whispered. And Jane gave an answering nod.

  Jug, jug, jug, jug — tereu!

  From the Park came a shower of wild sweet music. It had a familiar sound.

  "What can that be?" cried Mrs. Banks as she ran to the door to listen. "Good gracious! It's a Nightingale!"

  Down from the branches fell the song, note by note, like plums from a tree. It burnt upon the evening air. It throbbed through the listening dusk.

  "How very strange!" said Mrs. Banks. "They never sing in the city!"

  Behind her back the children nodded and looked at each other wisely.

  "It's Mr. Twigley's," murmured Jane.

  "He's set it free!" answered Michael softly.

  And they knew, as they listened to the burning song, that somewhere, somehow, Mr. Twigley was true — as true as his little golden bird that was singing now in the Park.

  The Nightingale sang once more and was silent.

  Mrs. Banks sighed and shut the door. "I wish I knew where he came from!" she said dreamily.

  But Jane and Michael, who could have told her, were already half-way up the stairs. So they said nothing. There were things that could be explained, they knew, and things that could not be explained.

  Besides, there were Currant Buns for Tea and they knew what Mary Poppins would say if they dared to keep her waiting….

  CHAPTER 3

  THE CAT THAT LOOKED AT A KING

  MICHAEL had toothache. He lay in bed groaning and looking at Mary Poppins out of the corner of his eye.

  There she sat, in the old arm chair, busily winding wool. Jane knelt before her, holding the skein. Up from the garden came the cries of the Twins as they played on the lawn with Ellen and Annabel. It was quiet and peaceful in the Nursery. The clock made a clucking, satisfied sound like a hen that has laid an egg-

  "Why should I have toothache and not Jane?" complained Michael. He pulled the scarf Mary Poppins had lent him more tightly round his cheek.

  "Because you ate too many sweets yesterday," Mary Poppins replied tartly.

  "But it was my Birthday!" he protested.

  "A Birthday's no reason for turning yourself into a Dustbin! I don't have toothache after mine."

  Michael glared at her. Sometimes he wished Mary Poppins was not quite so Perfectly Perfect. But he never dared to say so.

  "If I die," he warned her, "you'll be sorry. You'll wish you'd been a bit nicer!"

  She sniffed contemptuously and went on winding.

  Holding his cheek in his two hands he gazed round the Nursery. Everything there had the familiar look of an old friend. The wall paper, the rocking-horse, the worn red carpet. His eyes wandered to the mantelpiece.

  There lay the Compass and the Doulton Bowl, the jam-jar full of daisies, the stick of his old Kite and Mary Poppins' Tape Measure. And there, too, was the present Aunt Flossie had given him yesterday — the little Cat of white china patterned with blue-and-green flowers. It sat there with its paws together and its tail neatly curled about them. The sunlight shone on its china back; its green eyes gazed gravely across the room. Michael gave it a friendly smile. He was fond of Aunt Flossie and he liked the present she had brought him.

  Then his tooth gave another dreadful stab.

  "Ow!" he shrieked, "It's digging a hole right into my gum!" He glanced pathetically at Mary Poppins. "And nobody cares!" he added bitterly.

  Mary Poppins tossed him a mocking smile.

  "Don't look at me like that!" he complained.

  "Why not? A Cat can look at a King, I suppose!"

  "But I'm not a king—" he grumbled crossly, "and you're not a cat, Mary Poppins!" He hoped she would argue with him about it and take his mind off his tooth.

  "Do you mean any cat can look at the King? Could Michael's cat?" demanded Jane.

  Mary
Poppins glanced up. Her blue eyes gazed at the Cat's green eyes and the Cat returned her look.

  There was a pause.

  "Any cat," said Mary Poppins at last. "But that cat more than most."

  Smiling to herself, she took up the ball of wool again and something stirred on the mantelpiece. The china cat twitched its china whisker and lifted its head and yawned. The children could see its glistening teeth and a long pink cat's tongue. The Cat then arched its flowery back and stretched itself lazily. And after that, with a wave of its tail, it leapt from the mantelpiece.

  Plop! went the four paws on the carpet. Purr! said the Cat as it crossed the hearth-rug. It paused for a moment by Mary Poppins and gave her a little nod. Then it sprang upon the window-sill, dived out into the shining sunlight and disappeared.

  Michael forgot his toothache and gaped.

  Jane dropped her skein and stared.

  "But—" they both stammered. "How? Why?

  Where?"

  "To see the Queen," Mary Poppins answered. "She's At Home every Second Friday. Don't stare like that, Jane — the wind might change! Close your mouth, Michael! Your tooth will get cold."

  "But I want to know what happened!" he cried. "He's made of china. He isn't real. And yet — he jumped! I saw him."

  "Why did he want to see the Queen?" asked Jane.

  "Mice," replied Mary Poppins calmly. "And partly for Old Sake's Sake."

  A faraway look came into her eyes and the hands on the ball of wool fell idle. Jane flung a warning glance at Michael. He wriggled cautiously out of bed and crept across the room. Mary Poppins took no notice. She was gazing thoughtfully out of the window with distant dreamy eyes.

  "Once upon a time," she began slowly, as though she were reading from the sheet of sunlight….

  Once upon a time, there lived a King who thought he knew practically everything. I couldn't even begin to tell you the things he thought he knew. His head was as full of facts and figures as a pomegranate of pips. And this had the effect of making the King extremely absent-minded. You will hardly believe me when I say that he even forgot his own name, which was Cole. The Prime Minister, however, had an excellent memory, and reminded him of it from time to time.