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Backstage pass: arse.
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Gordon Giltrap: crap (and how true).
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Dave is the one with the exceedingly large ears. In case by chance you might have forgotten. As if!
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Ho ho ho.
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Lest the reader think that the opportunity for another running gag about musically inclined authors was passed up here, let it be said that Stevie Wonder began as an author, but changed his mind and became a musician instead. Something to do with him not being able to see the the typewriter keys. Or something.
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No he didn’t. [Ed.]
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Surely that’s a telephone box? [Ed. again.]
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God bless you, Spike Milligan. Wherever you are.
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The old ones are still the best.
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Not be confused with the other Trevor Brooking.
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Should such a proverb actually exist.
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A size-eighteen pink gingham one, with a matching snood.
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Or metaphorical. Or neither.
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“And the roar of his Triumph could be heard throughout the land.” Exodus (somewhere or other).
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He was the one with the nose like an engineer’s elbow.
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The one who had strange ways about him.
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For the Klingon Dictionary is copyright, so you can’t quote from it.
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This armature leans at forty-five degrees.
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Make that fourteen.
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Or hickery dickery duck, in the alternative Klingon tongue.
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Bob and Bing were not in that one, either.
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As John is a generic name for Blue Peter presenters, no conclusions can be drawn as to his actual identity (thankfully).
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But it wasn’t that one. Because that one has a really litigious solicitor.
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It was that one. Allegedly.
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The very last time. I promise you.
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Or is that now Chelski? Schmelski!?
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Possibly something to do with that movie The Exorcist and the now legendary line, “Your mother darns socks in Hell!”
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The one with the A Team-patterned cover.
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Probably thrown by the chef who had prepared luncheon.
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This is not one of the many interesting facts about football.
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The telephonist had recently worked in Budgens.
A Code 10 is a price check at the checkout.
A Code 14 is a man exposing himself in the customer car park.
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