The World's Finest Mystery...

by Ed Gorman

  But I had a daughter to worry about now. So after politely declining the steward's offer, we began working our way south toward the border and England. Perhaps we could even journey to my family home at Shrewsbury after long years.

  Traveling was a pure pleasure now, singing through the lowlands, describing the folk and the scenery to a girl who savored every phrase like fine wine. My sole regret was that Noelle remained in her country of the blind and I could do nothing to light her way out.

  But there is little difference between a lass born sightless and a fool befuddled by dreams. Though I recall those days as the happiest I've ever known, in some ways I was more blind than my newfound daughter.

  * * *

  The first frosts of autumn found us moving steadily south and into trouble. We were entering the country of the true border lords now, nobles with holdings and kinsmen on both sides of the river Tweed and loyalties as changeable as the lowland winds. Arnim once described the Scottish border as a smudged line drawn in blood that never dries.

  Perhaps someone was preparing to alter the mark once again.

  As we neared the Liddesdale, traveling from one small hamlet to another, we often took to the wood to avoid troops, well mounted and heavily armed. Skirmishes between Norman knights on the Tyne or the Rede and restive Scots along the Liddel Water are common in a land where cattle raids are lauded in song. Still, with war in the air, crossing the border would be dangerous. We might be hanged as spies by one side or another.

  But our luck held. As we approached Redheugh, I spotted a familiar wagon in a camp outside the town wall, a bright crimson cart with a Welsh dragon painted boldly on its sides.

  After changing from our traveling garments into performing clothes, I led Noelle on our mount into a world unfamiliar to most folk, a traveling circus.

  Most minstrels, especially in the north, ply their trade alone or in small family groups. But a few singers earn enough renown to gather a larger assemblage, a troupe of musicians, jugglers, and acrobats whose appearance at a town is reason enough to declare a feast day.

  One such is Owyn Phyffe, Bard of Wales and the Western World as he calls himself. A small, compactly built dandy, blond-bearded and handsome as the devil's cousin, Owyn is a famed performer on both sides of the border and on the continent as well. A son and grandson of Welsh minstrels, he's a master of the craft. And well aware of it.

  His camp was a hive of activity, cookfires being doused and horses hitched for travel. I found Owyn strolling about, noting every detail of the preparation without actually soiling his hands. He dressed more like a young lord than a singer, in a claret velvet doublet and breeches of fine doeskin. His muslin shirt had loose Italian sleeves. And not just for fashion.

  Owyn carries a dirk up one sleeve or the other, perhaps both, and I once saw him slit a man's throat so deftly that the rogue's soul was in hell before his heart knew it was dead. Owyn dresses like a popinjay, but he's not a man to take lightly.

  Our paths had crossed a number of times over the years, usually on friendly terms. Or so I hoped, because I needed him now.

  He scowled theatrically as I approached leading the mount.

  "God's eyes, I believe I spy Tallifer, the croaking frog of York. I can't tell which is uglier, you or that broken-down horse. Here to beg a crust of bread, I suppose."

  "Not at all. In the last town, folk told me of a perky little Welsh girl who dresses like a fop and calls herself Owyn Phyffe the poet. Is she about?"

  "Aye, she's about, about to thrash you for your loud mouth," Owyn said, grinning, seizing my arm in a grip of surprising strength for a small man. "How are you, Tallifer?"

  "Not as well as you. The years have been kind to you."

  "You were always a poor liar. How goes the road?"

  "We've been doing quite handsomely. We've played Ormiston, Stobs, and a half dozen rat-bitten hamlets between, to very good response."

  "We?"

  "May I introduce my daughter, Noelle, the finest singer in this land or any other."

  "I'm sure she is," Owyn snorted, then read the danger in my eyes and hastily amended his tone. "Because, as I said, your father is an inept liar, my dear. Honest to a fault."

  Taking her hand, he kissed it with a casual grace I could only envy, favoring her with the smile that melted hearts on two continents. If he noted her blindness, he gave no sign. Owyn is nought if not nimble-witted.

  "I would gladly offer you the hospitality of my camp, Tallifer, but we're making ready to leave."

  "I see that. Well, there's no point in our playing yon town now. A performance by Owyn the Bard is impossible for lesser minstrels to follow."

  "Even shameless flattery is sometimes a Gospel truth," Owyn grinned wryly. "Do we meet by chance, Tallifer, or can I be of some service to you and your… daughter?"

  "We meet by God's own grace, Welshman. Over the past weeks the roads have grown crowded with soldiers. I'm hoping we can travel with your troupe across the border. I can pay."

  "Don't be an ass, come with us and be welcome. We're not bound directly for the border, though. I've an agreement to perform in Garriston for Lord DuBoyne on All Saints Day. Do you still want to come?"

  "Why shouldn't we?"

  "Because the soldiers you've been seeing likely belong to DuBoyne or his enemies. Whatever the trouble is, we're wandering merrily into the heart of it, singing all the way."

  "We're still safer traveling with you than on our own."

  "That may be," Owyn conceded grimly. "But I wouldn't take much comfort in it. The sooner we're south of the Tweed, the happier I'll be, and devil take the hindmost."

  Owyn's company traveled steadily for the next few days, stopping only at night to rest the animals. If anything, we encountered more soldiers than before, but with wagons, we couldn't cede the road. Troops simply marched around us.

  Owyn's fame is such that even warriors who hadn't seen him perform greeted us cheerfully. After chatting with one grizzled guards' captain at length, though, the Welshman's gloom was palpable.

  "What's wrong?" I asked, goading my mount to match pace with Owyn's. Noelle was riding on one of the wagons with Owyn's wife, or perhaps his mistress. His two companions looked much alike to me, small, dark women, with raven hair. Sisters perhaps? Some things you don't ask.

  "Everything's wrong," Owyn said glumly. "You were a soldier once, Tallifer, have you noted anything odd about the troops we've encountered?"

  "Mostly Scots, supplemented by a few mercenaries. Why?"

  "I was talking about their direction."

  I considered that a moment. "We haven't met any for the past few days," I said. "They've all been overtaking us."

  "Exactly," Owyn sighed. "They're traveling the same way we are, and the only holding on this road is Lord DuBoyne's. But when I offered to buy the captain of that last lot an ale at the festivities, he declined. He said he wouldn't be there."

  "So?"

  "So there's nowhere else for him to be, you dolt, only Garriston. And if he's not bound for Garriston to celebrate…" He left the thought dangling.

  "Sweet Jesus," I said softly.

  "Exactly so," Owyn agreed.

  "Perhaps they'll delay the bloodletting until after the holiday."

  "That would be Christian of them," Owyn grunted, "though I'm told good Christian crusaders in the Holy Land disembowel children then rummage in their guts for swallowed gems."

  "You're growing gloomy with age, Owyn."

  "Even trees grow wiser with time. And I wouldn't worry much about old age, Tallifer. We're neither of us likely to see it."

  Arriving at Garriston on the fourth day did little to lift Phyffe's spirits. It was a raw border town on a branch of the Tweed, surrounded by a high earthen wall braced with logs. Its gate was open but well guarded. Noelle was riding at the front of the train with Owyn as I trudged along beside.

  "What do you think, Tallifer?" he asked, leaning on his pommel, looking over the town.

  "It
seems a small place to hire such a large troupe."

  "So it does. The DuBoyne family steward paid us a handsome advance without a quibble, though."

  "Is it a pretty town?" Noelle asked. "It feels lucky to me."

  Owyn shot a quizzical glance at me, then shook his head.

  "Oh, to live in the country of the blind, where every swamp's an Eden. Aye, girl, it's a fine town with gilded towers and flags on every parapet. But perhaps you'd better stay in the camp, while your father and I taste the stew we've got ourselves into."

  Leaving instructions with his wives to camp upstream from Garriston near a wood, Owyn, myself, and Piers LeDoux, the leader of the Flemish jugglers, rode in together. In such a backwater, well-dressed mounted men are seen so rarely we were treated like gentry. The gate guards passed us through with a salute, saying the manor's steward could be found in the marketplace.

  An old town, Garriston was probably a hamlet centuries before the Norman conquest. Houses were wattle and daub, set at haphazard angles to the mud streets. It was a market day and the air was abustle with the shouts of tinkers and peddlers, the squeal of hogs at butchering, hammers ringing at a smithy, and, beneath it all, the thunderous grumbling of a mill wheel.

  A month earlier I wouldn't have noted the noise, but after traveling with Noelle I found myself listening more, trying to savor the world as she did.

  A stronghold loomed over the north end of the town. Crude, but stoutly built in the Norman style, the square blockhouse sat atop a hill with corners outset so archers could sweep its walls. And even in peaceful daylight, sentries manned its towers.

  The street wound into an open-air market in the town square, with kiosks for pottery, hides, and leatherwork, an ale-house, and a crude stone chapel. Owyn spied the DuBoyne family steward, Gillespie Kenedi, looking over beeves for the feast day.

  Heavyset, with a pig's narrow eyes and a face ruddy from too much food, too little labor, Kenedi wore the fur-trimmed finery of his station and its airs as well. He was trailed by a rat-faced bailiff who bobbed his head in agreement whenever his master spoke. Or farted, probably.

  Kenedi talked only with Owyn, considering the Fleming and myself beneath notice. But as the haggling progressed, he kept glancing my way, as though he might know me from somewhere.

  When their bargain was struck, Owyn and the steward shook hands on it, then Kenedi beckoned to me.

  "You there! Where did you get that horse you're holding?"

  "From a crofter north of Orniston."

  "And how did the crofter come by it?"

  "As I recall, he said he traded a bullock for it. Why?"

  "It resembles one of our plowhorses that went missing some time ago."

  "I'm sure Tallifer acquired the horse fairly," Owyn put in. "If you have a problem, it's with the man who took it from you."

  "Unless you believe I'm that man," I said, facing Kenedi squarely, waiting. But he was more beef than spirit.

  "Perhaps I'm mistaken," he said, glancing away. "One spavined nag looks much like another. I'll let it pass, for now." He turned and bustled off with his bailiff scurrying after.

  "Nicely done," Owyn sighed. "It's always good business to antagonize one's host before getting paid. So? Did you really get the horse at Orniston?"

  I didn't answer. Which was answer enough.

  * * *

  As dusk settled on our camp like a warm cloak, townsfolk and crofters from nearby farms began gathering to us. Dressed in what passed for their best, carrying candles in hollowed gourds or rutabaga hulls to light their way, they brought whatever small gifts they could afford, a flask of ale, bread or a few pickled eggs, walnuts, even a fowl or two.

  Drawn by the noise, Noelle came out of the women's tent. I led her to a place near the fire as Owyn entertained the gathering throng, singing in Italian love songs to folk who barely understood English. And winning their hearts.

  "What's afoot, Tallifer?" Noelle whispered. "What is all this?"

  "We were hired to perform tomorrow at the DuBoyne castle for All Saints Day. But among Celtic peoples, tonight is a much older celebration called All Hallomas Eve, or Samhain, the festival of the dead."

  "The dead? But I hear laughter and the music is gay."

  "Life is so hard for borderland peasants that death isn't much feared. For the rest of us, Samhain is for remembering those who are gone. And to celebrate that we're not among them yet."

  "Owyn is a fine singer, isn't he?"

  "Aye, he's very good. He's an attractive man, too, don't you think?"

  "Owyn?" she snorted. "You must be joking. He's a snake. His glib tongue and smooth hands put me in mind of the serpent of Eden. And you should hear what his wives say about his love-making."

  "You shouldn't listen to such things."

  "What do you think women talk about when we're alone? They asked me about you as well. About what we really are to each other. They noted we bear little resemblance."

  "What did you tell them?"

  "The absolute truth, of course. That you are the only father I've ever known and that you never speak of my poor mother."

  "Very poetic. And ever so slightly misleading."

  "Thank you. I have a good teacher. What's happening now?"

  "Piers and the Flemish acrobats are putting on a tumbling show. It's not so fine as they will do for the nobility, but it suits this lot. Some of the women are cracking walnuts to read the future."

  "Can they foresee it? Truly?"

  "Certainly. A peasant's future is his past, and any fool who trusts a walnut has no future at all."

  The crowd continued to swell with folk from the town, tradesmen, manor servants, even a fat priest who mingled with his flock quaffing ale as heartily as the rest. The steward too made an appearance with his rat-shadow of a bailiff, standing apart from the rest, aloof.

  "Horses," Noelle said quietly.

  "What?"

  "I hear horsemen coming. Many. Moving slowly."

  For a moment I thought she was mistaken, but then I saw them, moving out of the woods in a body toward our fires. A mounted troop, battle-weary from fighting by the look of them. Their horses were lathered and played out, and the men weren't much better, slumped in their saddles, exhausted, some wounded.

  Their leader was young, less than twenty, but he was no boy. Dressed in mail with a black breastplate, he sat on his horse like a centaur. His armor was spattered with blood, not his own, and a broken arrow was stuck in his saddle.

  A shaggy mane of dark hair obscured his eyes, but as he scanned the camp, I doubt he missed a thing. Including Noelle. His glance lingered only a moment, but I've seen the look before. In battle. We'd been marked.

  "God's eyes," Owyn said, sidling over to us. "Here's trouble if I ever saw it."

  "Who are they?"

  "Milord DuBoyne's men. That's his eldest son, Logan. Black Logan he's called, both for his look and his sins."

  "What sins?"

  "Cattle raiding's a national sport in Scotland, but instead of beating or ransoming the thieves Logan hangs them, then guts them to make easy feeding for the ravens."

  "I can see why he'd be unpopular with cattle thieves, but that's hardly cause for sackcloth and ashes."

  "He's a hotspur, gives battle or extracts a tax from anyone found on DuBoyne lands, even neighbors. He's killed three men in single combat and God knows how many more in frays. There's already a ballad about him."

  "He seems a bit young for a song."

  "The legend is that after two babes were stillborn, his mother made a Christmas wish for a healthy son. Instead, the devil sent a demon child who sprang full-grown from the womb, called for his armor, and rode off to fight the Ramsays. Villagers hide their children when he passes."

  "They hide from thunder as well." I spoke lightly, but in truth I was growing concerned. Black Logan was conferring with Kenedi, and both of them were glancing our way.

  "Perhaps you'd better take Noelle…" I began. Too late. The steward was bust
ling toward us, looking altogether too pleased.

  "I'm told this girl is with you, minstrel," he said without preamble. "How much for her?"

  "What?"

  "The girl. Young DuBoyne wishes to buy her for the night. He's willing to pay, but don't think you can—"

  And then he was on the ground, stunned, his lip split open. It happened so quickly I didn't even realize I'd hit him.