The Trials of Hercules: Book One of The Osteria Chronicles

by Tammie Painter

  We ride off with the silver mare attached to a lead that joins her to Herc’s horse.

  “Bet you’re glad I brought the arrows, aren’t you?”

  “Shut up, Iolalus.”

  I fall asleep several times on the ride, but each time my head snaps awake Herc is ahead of me sitting tall on his horse. I eat my rolls, imagining them to be the thigh of a fire-roasted chicken and drink water pretending it’s Phylos’s fine beer. But neither my taste buds nor my belly are fooled.

  An early moon arcs above us and the sky has turned to pale purple by the time we near the swamp. The approach is almost as bad as that to the stables. Dead animals, pecked and ravaged until flesh peels off in strings from their skeletons, scatter the area. Left to rot in the wet of the swamp, the putrid flesh fills the air with a thick fog of stench. Even our horses that have lived in mounds of filth for three decades shake their heads trying to clear their nostrils of the vile smell.

  Dotting the landscape are cairns of stones probably built over the body of a loved one who fell victim to the birds’ violent hunger. The nearer we get to the swamp, the softer the ground becomes until the horses’ hooves suck and slop with each step.

  “Another cheery locale in Portaceae. We do have a marvelous land of beauty,” I comment.

  “We can’t stop here, we’ll sink in.”

  I scan the area. In the moonlight it seems like nothing more than slime-coated plants, scattered rocks, and water-hugging fog drifts. I’ve never patrolled here before, but I doubt its appearance improves any during the day. Looking out over the swamp, I see where we need to go.

  “There.” I point to a long wooden boardwalk.

  “Why is that here? This isn’t my idea of a recreational area.”

  “Maybe it used to be. With more water, this could be a lake. Without the nuisance of flesh-eating birds, people could have spent time swimming and fishing here.”

  “Let’s just hope it’s sturdy.”

  The moon is nearly gone by the time we get the horses through the mud at the swamp’s edge and to the boardwalk. Despite Herc’s protests that he should do it, I dismount and walk to the end of the wooden walkway. Although there are a few missing boards along the way, the massive pylons have held up well and the platform shows no sign of sinking or swaying.

  We tie the horses to the land’s end of the boardwalk before lying down on the slats. My back resists relaxing at first, but after several moments the muscles ease. I count ten shooting stars arcing across the black, moonless sky. What seems like only two heartbeats later, Herc is shaking me awake. The sky is just showing the light of dawn.

  “You didn’t sleep?”

  “I had too many thoughts racing through my head to sleep.”

  I stretch and follow my cousin to the end of the boardwalk. He has already arranged the poison-tipped arrows so they’ll be easy to grab and notch in a hurry. We each ready an arrow in our bows and wait. Apollo pulls the sun up from the horizon and still we wait. My eyes threaten to close again as I focus on the hump of an island in the center of the swamp.

  “Should we walk out to it?” I ask lowering my bow and pacing a tight circle. I need to move before I fall asleep.

  “It’ll be too soft. You saw how hard it was to move along the shore.”

  “Why haven’t they come out yet? Do you think they know we’re here?”

  “I thought the horses would have drawn them out. If the birds do know we’re here they’re clever enough to avoid us.”

  “Gods, I hate clever opponents,” I complain. “How are we going to get them to come out, then?”

  “They’re attracted to noise,” a woman’s voice says from behind us.

  Herc whips around, his arrow aimed straight between her breasts. She glows in the morning light and wears a flowing white gown that emphasizes a small waist and full hips. At her shoulder perches an owl that regards me with curiosity. I drop to my knees on the boardwalk.

  “Athena,” I say. I hear Herc mutter an apology and half a moment later he is on his knees beside me.

  “Rise,” she says as she touches our shoulders. We stand and, although I know I should keep my head bowed, I can’t take my eyes off her. Unless you’re the leader of a polis, few people ever get so close to one of the gods. “This should help.”

  Her hand, which had been empty, fills with a baton. As the baton forms, chains emerge from the top of it. Thin metal plates appear at the end of half the chains and the other half are tipped with metal balls the size of large peas. She holds it out to Herc and, as he takes it, the plates and balls clatter against one another. He cups his hand around the chain to quiet the noise.

  “I can’t help you kill the birds, but I can help you get them off that island. They hate the sound of metal on metal. It’s how they once helped in battle—they attacked the source of the sound of clashing swords or even the jangle of armor. Problem was they could never be trusted to strike against the opposing side. Turn that rattle a few times and then ready yourselves, for they will come.”

  “Why are you helping us?” Herc asks. I think the question a bit ungrateful, but my throat seems unable to make a sound.

  She laughs, the sound full of kind amusement.

  “Among other things, Hercules Dion, I am the goddess of justice and law. You are being punished beyond the measure of the law.”

  “But my crime—”

  “Was not done by you. Not exactly. I can’t say more, not now, but much of what you endure spurns from Hera’s hatred toward you. Do you not think it a coincidence that Portaceae’s decline began just after your birth? Her hatred for you has distracted Hera from her duties.”

  “Why would she hate me? I’ve done nothing but honor the gods and Portaceae.”

  “It’s not my place to tell, but just remember as you go through these trials that much of what you’ve been denied in your life is not your fault. Including your being born second in line. You should have ruled. Eury knows this and is frightened because people dislike him and they love you.” She shifts her intent gaze up to me and grazes my cheek with the back of her fingers. My heart nearly bursts at the touch. “And you, Iolalus. They love you both.”

  Herc’s eyes beg for more information from Athena. If I know my cousin he will have a hundred questions on his tongue and is sorting out which one to ask first. Athena cuts him off before he can settle on his choice.

  “I can’t answer all that’s in your head. Just know you must continue with these tasks. No matter how much you will want to quit, Portaceae’s future as well as Hera’s depends on it. Now, it is nearing midday. You must set to work; it’s your birthday after all and you shouldn’t spend the entire day in a swamp.”

  She leans in and kisses Herc on the cheek and then does the same to me. A flash brighter than sunlight reflecting off a mirror blinds me and makes me think that my heart really has exploded. By the time my vision clears, Athena is gone.

  I look to Herc. He appears different somehow. I hadn’t noticed before, but for most of the time since his trial he has been carrying himself with his shoulders stooped and his face drooping with remorse. Now, he has pulled himself upright into a vigile’s proud stance with shoulders back and confidence showing through. Although he isn’t one to go around wearing a smile throughout the day, his eyes take on a new light.

  “I didn’t kill my children,” he says more to himself than to me. “Not intentionally anyway, not because I’m a madman.”

  “No, but if Hera did this, if she did something to you to make you kill them, she must be the cruelest goddess ever.”

  “We can’t be certain it was Hera,” Herc says defensively. “It doesn’t make sense for her to do such a thing. Besides, even if it was, I have no room for anger toward her, not yet anyway, I can’t think beyond the fact that it wasn’t me.” Tears brim his eyes. He brushes them away with his forearm while holding tight to the rattle. “It wasn’t me.” I give him a moment. Now is not the time to argue with him about Hera or any of the gods. A
thena has just cleared him of a giant’s weight of guilt and he needs to enjoy that. After a short time, he lifts the rattle, his hand still clutched over it to keep the chains silent. “Are you ready?”

  I notch my bow, aim it toward the island and nod to indicate my readiness. The dead quiet of the swamp is broken by the clanging of metal on metal, a tinkling sound at first, but as Herc twists it faster, the melodic chime becomes a grating noise.

  Like black lightning, the birds burst from the island cawing and screeching so loudly it drowns out the rattle’s harsh tune. I fire three shots in rapid succession, felling a bird with each one. The chains clank into a heap as Herc rushes up beside me with his bow at the ready. But the birds are already heading back to the island flying hawk-fast out of range. Herc sends off one arrow, but it misses its target by the distance of an eagle’s wing span.

  “Get the rattle,” he yells. “Keep making the noise.”

  “You can’t take them all on your own.”

  “Just do it.”

  I pick up the rattle and twirl it. This is madness. One archer can’t possibly take on all the birds. As soon as the plates and balls clash together, the birds emerge again. Once they’re in range, Herc fires. A few arrows only nick the birds, but they fall from the sky nonetheless thanks to the poisonous effects of Lerna’s blood. Herc is knocking a bird from the sky with each arrow, but it isn’t enough. They’re honing in on the rattle. On me.

  Pain sears through me faster than my eyes can register the birds’ swooping attack. Claws rip into my shoulder. Beaks peck into my hands. The whoosh of flapping, black-feathered wings swarms my head. I drop the rattle, but the birds continue their assault. The crow-like things overwhelm my vision so all I can see is blood and black. All I can hear are angry caws as they fight for position to drive beaks and claws into my face, neck, ears, head, and shoulders.

  I beat at the birds, pounding them with my fists, but this only diverts the attention of a few of them who stab their dagger-like beaks into my hands instead of my head.

  “Stop. Keep your hands down,” Herc shouts. Against all instinct, I lower my hands. Bird bodies smash up against my head but then begin falling away one after another. Once I can see light again, the remaining birds flap away, screeching at one another.

  At my feet lay seven of the devil birds, blood dripping out of them into the swamp. I kick one and then the other until the boardwalk is clear of the sight of them. In his hand, Herc holds his dagger.

  “You were stabbing at my head?” I yell.

  “It worked,” he says with a shrug.

  My face throbs with scratches and gashes, but I pick up the rattle, my hands shaking from pain and fear. The birds come again. The sound of their flapping wings makes me want to fling the rattle into the swamp and run. Using all my willpower, I hold tight to the noise maker and continue twirling it back and forth. The sky is no longer black with the birds’ wings and the devils now approach us more cautiously. I’m finally able count them. Twelve. I look to the stash of arrows Herc has left. Twelve.

  “You’re going to have to put on quite a show,” I say. A few crows plunge toward us but make no direct attack. Still, it sends a chill through me to have them close enough to feel the wind of their wings against my cheeks. “Don’t let those things touch me again.”

  Herc’s first three arrows find the breasts of three birds in succession and send them splashing lifeless into the swamp. The fourth only grazes a wing, but the poison at the arrow’s tip is enough to kill the bird. The fifth arrow pierces a neck and the sixth punctures a leg. When Herc shoots his seventh arrow, the bird it’s intended for swoops down, diving under the arrow that continues its trajectory until the weapon arcs and pierces nothing but the surface of the murky water. Herc curses and, barely taking time to aim, delivers three more arrows into the sky. He takes out three more birds, but only with grazing nicks.

  “Easy,” I say over the sound of the rattle. “Keep your calm.”

  Herc takes a deep breath and shakes the tension out of his shoulders. In the time his bow is lowered, the three remaining birds draw in closer. My hands tremble on the rattle. I try to hold it tighter, but my palms are sweating so profusely I can hardly keep a grip on the thing’s smooth surface. Every caw, every whoosh as a bird whizzes over my head makes me think all the flesh of my face will soon be in their gullets.

  Two of the three remaining birds fly in tandem toward us. Herc raises his bow, taking time to aim. I can see what he hopes to do, drive a single arrow through two birds. It isn’t impossible. I’ve seen him take down two ducks with one shot, but those had been placid waterfowl. These are war birds.

  The crows angle themselves to fly side by side. Herc takes the shot. Only one bird crashes into the swamp as the other swoops aside giving out a laughing caw.

  One arrow, two birds. Herc hesitates and they careen toward us.

  “Just let them attack me again,” I say with fear raising the pitch of my voice. “Stab them like you did before. You can’t risk wasting the arrows.”

  He doesn’t respond. Instead, he holds the final arrow taut in his bowstring, watching along the arrow’s shaft as the birds narrow in on us.

  Two beaks and four claw-filled feet dive in. Five arm lengths. Four arm lengths. My raw skin screams at me to run, to cover myself from another attack. Three arm lengths. Two arm lengths.

  “Behind me now,” Herc commands.

  Still clutching the rattle, I dash behind Herc. The birds, forced to change their direction to aim at the metallic clang, cross in front of one another. Herc fires.

  As if all the world has slowed, I watch the arrow. The poisoned blood at the tip seems to flame red as it pierces through the lead bird’s breast. The second bird adjusts its wings’ angle to steer away and avoid the body of its companion. The proximity and force of the shot forces the arrow through the chest of the lead bird, driving the body of the creature back. Before the rear bird can swerve away, his companion’s carcass barrels into him. The protruding arrow tip slips into and through the bird’s neck. Both birds drop onto the boardwalk, skewered on the final arrow.

  Herc places his hands over mine. In my panic I’ve continued to twirl the rattle. His hands stop my twirling and all is quiet. After so much noise, the silence overwhelms my ears. Blood trickles across my cheeks and neck as my limbs shake. I meet Herc’s eyes.

  “Regardless of what Athena says,” I say, “I think you may be insane.”

  He turns, a look of worry crosses his face as he sees the damage the birds have done to me. In an instant, he drops his bow and pulls me to him in a tight hug.

  “No, I’m not.”

  18

  EURY

  The morning after my final celebration day greets me with a thudding headache. Regardless the price of the Illamosian wine, it never fails to leave me suffering the next day. But what can one expect after downing four bottles over the course of a night’s festivities? My agony doesn’t improve when Baruch’s knock rattles my bed chamber door and bounces off the delicate walls of my skull.

  There can be only one reason he would disturb me at such an hour: Hera is waiting.

  I untangle myself from Adneta’s long limbs and a blurry memory of her and Baruch dancing to a languid tune wisps through my pounding head. It’s so good of her to include the lesser people in our revels. I kiss her on the forehead, grab a silken robe from the floor, and step out of the room into the hallway.

  “Excellency, Hera—” Baruch starts, but I put up a hand to silence him.

  “No doubt was in my mind that it was Hera who sent you pounding on my door when my brain is already pounding against my skull.”

  “I’ve prepared your clothes,” Baruch says trying to guide me toward my dressing chamber door.

  “Forget it. If she insists on rousing me from my bed before noon, she’ll just need to appreciate that I bother to cover myself at all.”

  Baruch remains silent and gives a slight bow as I brush past him. So much for the delig
htful festivities I’d had. All those revelries, all for me. The feasting, the games in the arena, people cheering my name even if not as boisterously as I would prefer, and my cousins completely out of sight.

  The only moment when the foul taste of my cousins hit me was yesterday morning when Baruch had handed me a folded piece of parchment stamped with the seal of Stephos Augeus—a horse head surrounded by grape clusters. I’d broken the seal and given a half-hearted glance at the contents. The words of praise for my two cousins from Phylos Augeus were enough to make me hurl a wine bottle—empty, of course—against the wall of my study as my nose gave one of its betraying pulses. I wadded up the letter and threw it to the ground hoping Herc and Iolalus would be enjoying all the comforts the swamps had to offer. I have to admit the birds were a stroke of genius. Unless Adneta has developed a taste for crow meat, there’ll be no gift for her coming from the chore, but it did keep the great heroes out of the city another day—I consider it a gift to myself.

  My head throbs with each step up the stairs to the Gods’ Room. I bend over on the twenty-eighth step and suck in several deep breaths to keep from throwing up. By the thirty-seventh, I’m using the rail to pull myself up hoping to ease the thud, thud, thud echoing in my head from my footsteps. It doesn’t. By the fortieth step I’m pressing my head between both hands to keep it from bursting. When I pull open the door, the blindingly bright sunlight sends a harpy screaming through my brain. It takes several moments for my eyes to adjust well enough to see Hera. Even her beauty can’t dispel my painful annoyance.

  “Well?” I ask.

  “It’s your cousin’s birthday. I want him wed and out of my House.”

  Lost in the enjoyment my own festivities, I’d forgotten Herc’s birthday. He was actually born only a few hours after me and throughout our childhood I was made to celebrate my birthday with Alcmena’s bastard. My grandfather insisted it would bring us closer together. The year he died, the year my mother took regency and I became Solon, I changed Herc’s birthday to officially be two days after mine so I would no longer have to share my day with him. My thirteenth was the first birthday I truly looked forward to.