Rules Get Broken

by John Herbert

  Table of Contents

  Copyright

  Rules Get Broken

  Dedication

  Prologue

  One

  Two

  Three

  Four

  Five

  Book One

  Six

  Seven

  Eight

  Nine

  Ten

  Eleven

  Twelve

  Thirteen

  Fourteen

  Fifteen

  Sixteen

  Seventeen

  Eighteen

  Nineteen

  Twenty

  Twenty-One

  Twenty-Two

  Twenty-Three

  Twenty-Four

  Twenty-Five

  Twenty-Six

  Twenty-Seven

  Twenty-Eight

  Twenty-Nine

  Thirty

  Thirty-One

  Book Two

  Thirty-Two

  Thirty-Three

  Thirty-Four

  Thirty-Five

  Thirty-Six

  Thirty-Seven

  Thirty-Eight

  Thirty-Nine

  Forty

  Forty-One

  Forty-Two

  Forty-Three

  Forty-Four

  Book Three

  Forty-Five

  Forty-Six

  Forty-Seven

  Forty-Eight

  Forty-Nine

  Fifty

  Fifty-One

  Fifty-Two

  Fifty-Three

  Fifty-Four

  Fifty-Five

  Fifty-Six

  Fifty-Seven

  Fifty-Eight

  Fifty-Nine

  Sixty

  Sixty-One

  Sixty-Two

  Sixty-Three

  Sixty-Four

  Sixty-Five

  Book Four

  Sixty-Six

  Sixty-Seven

  Sixty-Eight

  Sixty-Nine

  Seventy

  Seventy-One

  Seventy-Two

  Seventy-Three

  Seventy-Four

  Seventy-Five

  Seventy-Six

  Seventy-Seven

  Seventy-Eight

  Seventy-Nine

  Eighty

  Eighty-One

  Eighty-Two

  Eighty-Three

  Eighty-Four

  Eighty-Five

  Eighty-Six

  Eighty-Seven

  Eighty-Eighty

  Eighty-Nine

  Ninety

  Ninety-One

  Ninety-Two

  Ninety-Three

  Ninety-Four

  Ninety-Five

  Epilogue

  Ninety-Six

  Acknowledgments

  Rules Get Broken

  By John Herbert

  Copyright 2012 by John Herbert

  Cover Copyright 2012 by Ginny Glass and Untreed Reads Publishing

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  Previously published in print, 2009.

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  This is a work of nonfiction; however, some of the names of characters have been changed.

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  Rules Get Broken

  By John Herbert

  To Nancy—

  Who first saved my life

  And then taught me how to live it.

  Prologue

  One

  I’ve come here today to be with my wife.

  The January wind whips at my pants and bites at my exposed cheeks. The ground under my feet is frozen, hard as stone, and the grass crunches like gravel when I step on it. The late afternoon light is fading rapidly, and a flat gray sky promises that the snow the forecasters are predicting will materialize shortly.

  I look around me. As far as I can see, there is not another soul in sight. I look down at my feet and shiver, and I remember a telephone call on a Sunday morning two summers ago.

  The telephone had rung that morning at ten minutes after seven, and I wondered who could be calling at that hour as I ran to the phone.

  I picked up the receiver on the third ring, and the voice at the other end asked for Mr. Herbert.

  “Which one?” I replied automatically, knowing that I recognized the voice.

  “Mr. John Herbert,” the caller answered.

  “Is this Dr. Werner?” I asked.

  “Yes, it is,” the caller replied.

  But that’s really the middle of my story. So much happened before that phone call. And after.

  I should start at the beginning. Thanksgiving Day, 1968.

  Two

  I was 22 in 1968—single, Protestant, college graduate as of June, my parents’ only child, philosophically conservative, not bad-looking.

  I spent Thanksgiving Day that year at my grandparents’ home with my parents, my aunt and uncle and their four daughters—just as I had every year since I was born.

  Thanksgiving Day was always the same. Every year after dinner the women and children would clear the table while my father and uncle retired to the living room. Then, as soon as everything had been brought into the kitchen, my grandfather would invite his five grandchildren to join him in his Thanksgiving Day walk around the block to make room for dessert.

  When we were little my cousins and I always argued about who got to walk next to Grandpa and hold his hand. My grandfather wisely settled this annual disagreement by dividing the walk into thirds, with two of us getting to walk next to him for the first third, two of us the second third and, best of all, one of us the last third on the final leg back to the house. To this day I think that was his way of rewarding patience.

  As we got older we voluntarily broke into two groups of three, the first group consisting of the two youngest grandchildren on either side of my grandfather and the second group consisting of the three older grandchildren bringing up the rear. Year after year our walk, like Thanksgiving, was the same.

  But in 1968, our Thanksgiving walk was different. Different because, although I didn’t know it at the time, our Thanksgiving walk that year would set into motion a series of events that would shape my life forever.

  My grandfather was walking up ahead with my two youngest cousins, Kimberly, 13, and Meredith, 11, while my two older cousins, Christine and Sarah, were walking behind with me. Christine was 23. Sarah was 22.

  The three of us had always been close, and young adulthood had not yet changed that. The girls walked on either side of me, and each had an arm through mine as we either took part in or disengaged from the conversation that my grandfather was having in front of us with the two younger girls. During one of the moments of disengagement Sarah asked me what I was doing for New Year’s Eve.

  “I don’t know,” I answered with a shrug. “I’ll probably stay home. Or go out with my folks.”

  “How come?” Sarah asked.

  “That doesn’t sound like you.”

  “Well, to tell the truth, I don’t know anybody around here to ask out. All the familiar faces have disappeared since I went away to college, so…I think it’s gonn
a be a quiet night.”

  “I’m going to be in the same position, I guess,” Sarah admitted sadly. “I mean, not that I would have expected anyone to ask me out this far in advance, but I don’t know of anyone out there who might even ask.”

  We walked for the next minute or so without saying anything, listening instead to Meredith tell Grandpa about some boy in her class.

  Suddenly Sarah squeezed my arm and gave me a coquettish look.

  “You know, I just might have an idea that would work for both of us. For New Year’s Eve, I mean.”

  “Oh yeah? What?” I asked, less than enthusiastically.

  “Well,” Sarah began, “there’s this girl I know at work. Her name is Peggy. Peggy Reilly. She’s nice, really nice, and I think you’d like her. And if you could get me a date with Ted Norris, I’ll get you a date with Peggy, and we can go out for New Year’s Eve together.”

  Ted had been my roommate at college, and Sarah had met him over the summer at a family barbecue. He had been a starting halfback on the university’s football team and was now in his second year of medical school at Seton Hall University. He was big, good looking, a lot of fun to be with, and like me, had recently broken up with the girl he had dated through college. He was any girl’s dream date, so this was a great idea for Sarah, but not one that particularly excited me.

  “A blind date for New Year’s Eve? Sarah, you gotta be kidding me. You are kidding me, right?”

  “No,” she replied without a second’s hesitation. “I’m dead serious. I would love to go out with Ted, and I know you’d really like Peggy.”

  I shook my head. “Peggy Reilly, is it?”

  “That’s right.”

  “She’s Irish, I presume?”

  “Yes, she’s Irish. So what? What difference does that make?”

  “Sarah, you know me. I’m not Irish, and I’m sure as hell not Catholic. What would ever make you think that a good Irish Catholic girl and I would get along?”

  “Well, I’d like to think you wouldn’t get into a heated discussion about sex or religion,” Sarah shot back.” This is supposed to be a date, stupid. A fun evening. Nothing else.”

  “And tell me again why you think I’d really like this Peggy Reilly,” I asked, ignoring the look of exasperation on Sarah’s face.

  “Well, for one thing, she has a great sense of humor and…”

  “Oh God, Sarah. I don’t believe you just said that.”

  “Said what?”

  “That she has a great sense of humor. That’s what every girl says about every girl that she’s trying to get a date for. ‘She’s got a great sense of humor.’ No, I don’t think I like this idea.”

  I could see that I had offended her. She withdrew her arm from mine and wrapped both her arms around herself as we rounded the last corner of the block and started to head back to the house.

  “Well, all I can say is, she does have a great sense of humor. And she’s not ugly, if that’s what you’re thinking.”

  “Is she good looking?” I asked as gently as I could.

  “Yes,” Sarah answered, again without a second’s hesitation.” She’s very good looking. Some people might even say she’s beautiful.”

  The sensible part of my brain told me to change the subject, or better yet, to say nothing at all, but the other part of my brain, the part that always got me in trouble, told me to find out more about this Peggy Reilly. As was all too often the case, I listened to the other part.

  “Describe her to me.”

  “Why?” Sarah asked, obviously annoyed. “She’s Irish, and she’s Catholic.”

  “Okay. I shouldn’t have said that. I shouldn’t have even thought it. Now describe her for me.”

  Sarah took my arm again. “Let’s see. She’s about maybe five eight. She’s slim, not skinny or anything like that, but definitely not heavy. And she has black hair, really thick black hair, down to her shoulders, and she has blue eyes. Beautiful, brilliant blue eyes. I think she’s beautiful.”

  “You do?”

  “I do.”

  “And you wouldn’t lie to me just to get a date with Ted for New Year’s Eve?”

  “Yes, I would,” Sarah replied with a teasing look in her eyes, “but this time I don’t have to.”

  I shook my head again. “You’re too much, Sarah,” I said with a sigh. “Tell you what I’ll do. I’ll call Ted tomorrow and see if he’s free for New Year’s Eve and if he’d like to take you out. If he says yes, then you can see what this Peggy says when you see her Monday morning. How’s that?”

  “That’s great!” Sarah exclaimed as she gave my arm an excited squeeze. “And I know you’re going to love her.”

  “I better, Sarah, or your name is mud.”

  Sarah just giggled and gave my arm another squeeze as my grandfather and the two girls on either side of him slowed down and turned onto the walk leading up to my grandparents’ house and my grandmother’s pies.

  Three

  I was about to hang up when Ted answered his telephone on what must have been the tenth or eleventh ring.

  “Ted, where the hell were you?”

  “Who’s this?”

  “John. John Herbert.”

  “John. Long time, no hear. What d’ya mean, where the hell was I? I’m here. In my apartment. In New Jersey.”

  “I know that, Ted. But you took so long to answer the phone, I…never mind.”

  “So now that we got that out of the way,” Ted said lightly, “what’s up?”

  “Well, first a question. What are you doing New Year’s Eve?”

  “That’s the name of a song, isn’t it?” Ted asked.

  “I think so, but answer the question, will you?”

  “Why? You want to take me out? I’m an expensive date, pal. I eat a lot, and I drink a lot.”

  “Yeah, but at least you’re easy.”

  “That’s true. I’m easy.”

  “Seriously though,” I continued, “what are you doing New Year’s Eve?”

  Ted let out a sigh loud enough for me to hear, and the tone of his voice became serious. “Nothing, probably. Not a goddamn thing. What about you?”

  “Well, that kind of depends. On you. Do you by any chance remember my cousin Sarah? Sarah O’Connell? You met her at the barbecue at my parents’ house in July?”

  “The blond?” Ted asked after a moment’s thought. “The skinny blond?”

  “Well, I would have said the slender blond, but yes, the skinny blond.”

  “Yeah, I remember her. Skinny but funny. Seemed like a nice kid. Why?”

  “Well, I was with Sarah yesterday while I was at my grandparents’ house for Thanksgiving, and she made it pretty clear she’d like to go out with you sometime.”

  “She’s got good taste, that Sarah. That’s another thing I liked about her.”

  “Let me finish, will you?”

  “Sorry.”

  “So, inasmuch as she doesn’t have a date for New Year’s Eve yet and you and I don’t have dates for New Year’s Eve yet, I thought that maybe…”

  “You want to tag along with Sarah and me on our big night out? I don’t think so, John.”

  “Ted,” I moaned in exasperation.

  “Sorry.”

  “Anyway, she has a friend. A very attractive friend, she says, and if you want to go out with Sarah, she’ll fix me up with her friend, and the four of us can go out together for New Year’s Eve. What do you think?”

  “Why don’t you take Sarah, and I’ll take the very attractive friend?” Ted asked without any hint he was kidding. He must have heard me slap my palm against my forehead. “Sorry. Just kidding,” he assured me.

  “Well, what do you say?” I asked.

  Several seconds passed before Ted replied. “Yeah. Sure,” he said finally. “What the hell. Sounds like fun. I think Sarah and I could have a good time.”

  “Great. So I can tell Sarah you’ll take her out New Year’s Eve?”

  “Isn’t that what we’ve
been talking about?”

  “Yes, Ted. That’s what we’ve been talking about. But I just wanted to make sure we were on the same track before I told Sarah you’d be taking her out.”

  “We’re on the same track, little buddy. Just let me know the time and place.”

  “I will, Ted. Hey. It just might be a fun evening.”

  “For you maybe. You got the good-looking one.”

  “Yeah, well, we’ll see about that, won’t we?”

  “You sure will, little buddy,” Ted replied with a drawn-out emphasis on the “sure.”

  I ignored his implication of impending disaster. “Take care, Ted. I’ll call you in a couple of weeks, and we can sort out the details. Figure out where we want to go and all that. Okay?”

  “You got it, pal. See you around.”

  Four

  It rained all day on New Year’s Eve 1968. The weather forecasters had said the rain would start to taper off around five-thirty that evening and the skies would be clear by eight—good news for the hundreds of thousands of people planning to gather in Times Square to watch the ball come down and welcome in 1969.

  Unfortunately, the weather forecasters were wrong. When Ted and I arrived at Sarah’s house at seven-thirty that night, a cold and penetrating rain was falling in sheets and showed no sign whatsoever of abating. In addition to the rain, fog was beginning to form, making the conditions just about as unpleasant as possible.

  “This really rots,” Ted complained as we struggled to put on our raincoats before getting out of the car, me in the driver’s seat, Ted in the passenger seat.

  “What rots?” I asked, wondering for a moment if Ted was having second thoughts about the evening.

  “The rain,” Ted replied. “By the time we get to the front door, we’ll look like drowned rats.”

  “Don’t worry about it, Ted,” I said with a grunt, finally succeeding in getting my left arm in the raincoat sleeve. “Sarah’ll love you no matter what you look like.”

  “Yeah, right,” Ted grumbled. “You ready?”

  “I’m set if you are.”

  As if on cue, we threw open our respective car doors, sprang from the car simultaneously and ran up the brick walk to Sarah’s front door.

  We reached her front steps in a matter of seconds, but not before we were both soaked, so we stood on her front porch for a moment, out of the rain, wiping the water from our faces and shaking it off our raincoats.