The Dirt Peddler

by Dorien Grey

  Table of Contents

  Copyright

  The Dirt Peddler

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Chapter 10

  Chapter 11

  Chapter 12

  Chapter 13

  Chapter 14

  The Dirt Peddler: A Dick Hardesty Mystery

  By Dorien Grey

  Copyright 2016 by Dorien Grey

  Cover Copyright 2016 by Untreed Reads Publishing

  Cover Design by Ginny Glass

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  Previously published in print, 2003.

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  This is a work of fiction. The characters, dialogue and events in this book are wholly fictional, and any resemblance to companies and actual persons, living or dead, is coincidental

  Also by Dorien Grey and Untreed Reads Publishing

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  Short Circuits: A Life in Blogs (Volume 1)

  The Butcher’s Son

  The Ninth Man

  The Bar Watcher

  The Hired Man

  The Good Cop

  The Bottle Ghosts

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  The Dirt Peddler

  A Dick Hardesty Mystery

  Dorien Grey

  Chapter 1

  If you’re like most people, whenever someone lobs a cliché into the conversation, you tend to mentally roll your eyes toward the ceiling and heave a sigh. I’m usually guilty of the same response unless I stop to remember how it is that clichés become clichés in the first place. In a way, clichés are a lot like fortune cookies—pretty bland on the outside, but more often than not with a bit of universal truth tucked in the middle.

  “The pen is mightier than the sword” has always been one of my favorites because the overlooked truth in that one is that our entire culture is in fact set upon a foundation of written words. Words move us, inspire us, sooth us, anger us: they’re the building blocks of civilization.

  Writers as a group tend to be pretty much aware of the power of words and use them responsibly, but some choose to indeed use words as their personal swords, which they wield either to defend or attack. But swords have double edges, and if the wielder is not careful, one of the people they hurt, even unwittingly, can be themselves.

  And that’s exactly what happened to the Dirt Peddler.

  *

  “Can we get our money back?” Jonathan asked as we left the theater.

  “I don’t think so,” I said. “You didn’t like it? It was your idea, you know.”

  “Well, it sure wasn’t what I was expecting.”

  “And the title didn’t clue you in? L’amour Triste?”

  “Oh, sure. Like I speak fluent Hungarian.”

  I looked at him to verify that he was pulling my leg, and he grinned.

  “Okay, okay, Sad Love. But the guys in the ad were really hot. How was I to know they were just going to sit there and moon over one another for two and a half hours?” Jonathan said, rolling his eyes.

  “There was that one pretty interesting love scene at the end.”

  “How could you tell? It looked like it was being photographed through the bottom of a fish tank.”

  “Live and learn.”

  “Gee, let me write that down!”

  I grabbed him by the back of the neck with one hand and squeezed until he yelped.

  Actually, L’amour Triste was part of the city’s first gay film festival playing at what was normally The Central’s gay porn house.

  Jonathan and I were still at that stage of our relationship where even monthly anniversaries were special occasions, and for this one, our…uh…our “several-th,” we chose a night at the movies before going out for our “traditional” anniversary dinner.

  I had also bought him a book he really wanted, An Illustrated Guide to Decorative Shrubs of North America. He’d just completed his first semester toward his associate degree in horticulture technology and really loved anything and everything that had to do with plants, trees, flowers, and shrubs—just about anything with roots.

  Not surprisingly, it had to be special ordered and I’d decided to show my support for Bennington Books having opened a big new store in The Central, the city’s ever-expanding gay district. That a large, established chain had chosen The Central was further evidence of how the times were changing, and how far the gay community had come. And Bennington was not in real competition with the smaller, independent, community-oriented bookstores, which had provided so much support for gay and lesbian authors over the years. This was just my way of saying “thanks” to a mainstream company for recognizing the buying power of the gay community.

  I’d gotten a notice the day before saying the book was in, so after we left the movie and before going on to dinner, we stopped there. Bennington’s was within walking distance of the theater, and as we approached the store I suddenly remembered that as part of its grand opening, there was a big to-do scheduled for that night: a personal appearance and book signing by Tony T. Tunderew, a local author whose book, Dirty Little Minds, had been at the top of the NY Times Best Sellers list for three weeks.

  I’ve always been somewhat leery of people who insist on using their middle initials as part of their name—and especially those who appear to be overly fond of alliteration.

  Dirty Little Minds was Tunderew’s first book, a steamy, barely fictionalized guided-sewer exposé of Governor Harry Keene, who had recently resigned in the wake of widespread rumors involving his alleged financial ties to the operator of a prostitution ring, whose services were widely available to the state’s executive branch.

  Neither Tunderew nor the subject of the book was gay, so it struck me as a little odd that he’d be doing a signing in the heart of the gay community, but then I realized again that times were changing, and the event was to promote the new store, no matter where the store might have been. And that it drew people from outside of the community was yet another sign of the times.

  There was a line stretching out onto the sidewalk of people clutching their copies of the book, awaiting Tunderew’s signature. Jonathan suggested we should just forget it and come back the next day, but I grabbed him by the hand and “excuse me’d” past those blocking the door. The line inside snaked its way past tables and racks of books to the rear of the store, where a crowd surrounded what I assume had to have been some sort of table. It was impossible to see either the table or whoever…uh, Tunderew, maybe?…might be sitting behind it.

  There was no one behind the counter when we walked up to it, but a moment later a clerk, who had passed us headed for the front tables with an armload of Dirty Little Minds, hurried over.

  “Sorry,” he said. “A real madhouse tonight.”

  “So we noticed,” I said, and told
him why we’d come. He smiled, glanced under the counter and, like a magician pulling a rabbit from a hat, reached down and pulled out the book. Jonathan’s face broke into a huge grin as the clerk set it on the counter.

  “Wow! This is great!” he said excitedly, immediately beginning to turn through the pages. “Thank you, Dick!”

  The clerk gave us both a knowing grin.

  *

  A week or so later, as I was making out my final report on a just-completed case, the phone rang.

  “Hardesty Investigations.”

  “Dick, Glen O’Banyon.”

  O’Banyon was one of the city’s leading attorneys, and I’d worked on a number of cases for him. I was a little surprised to hear directly from him, since he usually went through his secretary, Donna.

  “Glen, hi. What can I do for you?”

  “I was wondering if you’d like to meet me for a drink this afternoon—say around four thirty at Hughie’s?”

  Now that came as something of a surprise. I almost always met him at his office when he had an assignment for me. And at Hughie’s? Hughie’s was a hustler bar about two blocks from work, and I had met him there a couple times on a much earlier case, but…

  “Sure.” I figured I’d find out exactly what was going on when we met. “I’ll see you then.”

  “Good. Well, I’ve got to get to court. Later.”

  I called the apartment to leave a message telling Jonathan I’d be a little late getting home.

  *

  Ah, Hughie’s. I hadn’t been there, I don’t think, since I met Jonathan. But it hadn’t changed. Hughie’s never changed. It was exactly the same when I walked in at four fifteen—early as ever—as it had been the first time I wandered in for a beer right after I’d first opened my office.

  Bud, the bartender, saw me come in and automatically reached into the cooler for a frosted mug, drew me a dark draft, and had it on the bar by the time I reached it.

  “How’s it goin’, Dick?” he asked, as though I’d been in yesterday afternoon.

  “Fine, Bud. You?”

  He just shrugged, took my money, and moved off to the register.

  The place was starting to fill up. The hustlers—those who hadn’t already been there most of the day—were drifting in from the streets in anticipation of the imminent arrival of the johns as the local offices and businesses closed. I recognized a couple of them, but most were new; the turnover rate in hustling was always high, and I didn’t care to speculate as to the reasons.

  One of the guys my crotch had been concentrating on—a really good-looking, rough-around-the-edges blond started looking, then moving in my direction.

  Shit! Now what’ll you do? my mind asked.

  Yeah, like this is your first time, another mind-voice responded.

  Luckily, at that moment I felt a hand on my shoulder and turned to see Glen O’Banyon standing beside me. As with the other times we’d met at Hughie’s, this was not the executive tower, dressed-to-impress lawyer; this was a guy in a baseball cap, a Green Bay Packers sweatshirt, and pair of pretty threadbare Levi’s. Not one person in twenty he saw every day would readily recognize him.

  “Thanks for meeting me, Dick.” He kept one hand on my shoulder while he signaled Bud with the other.

  The blond number had stopped in mid step when he saw O’Banyon come up, and looked at me with one raised eyebrow. I gave him a quick half smile and a shrug, and he turned and went back to where I’d first spotted him. My crotch was not happy, though the rest of me was guiltily relieved.

  “No problem. It’s good to see you in civvies.”

  Bud had come over and O’Banyon waited until he’d ordered before turning to me with a grin.

  “Yeah. I really need to get out more.”

  He scooped a bill out of his pocket and exchanged it for the beer Bud had brought him.

  “So what can I do for you?” I knew full well this wasn’t strictly a social get-together.

  He pushed himself away from the bar, picked up his beer, and gestured for me to follow him to the far corner of the front of the bar, where no one else had gathered yet. We set our drinks on one of the tall, steering-wheel-sized tables flanked by two high stools.

  “I may have a case for you.”

  “Great!” I didn’t have to ask or say anything else; I knew he’d tell me.

  He took a long swig of his beer and pulled one of the stools closer to sit down.

  “I’ve got a client with a whole shitload of problems, most of which he brought on himself. Strictly between you and me, he’s a pain in the ass. Less than a year ago he was a very junior executive at Craylaw and Collier. Today people are falling all over themselves to cozy up to him, and his ego has completely run off with what little common sense he might have had to begin with.”

  “And what did he do to deserve all this sudden attention?”

  O’Banyon sighed, took another swig of his beer and set the bottle on the table.

  “He wrote a book.”

  He sat there watching me in silence for a moment until I said, “Not one titled Dirty Little Minds, by any chance?”

  “Dirty Little Minds,” he said.

  Interesting, I thought. “And where might I fit into all this?”

  O’Banyon smiled. “Oh, we’re just getting started. And by the way, I know I don’t have to even mention that I’m telling you all this with the full confidence that none of it will go any further than between the two of us.”

  “Of course.”

  He stared out the window for a moment, then said, “Tunderew is currently working on a second book, which promises to be an even bigger blockbuster than his first. He’s got every major publisher in the business practically throwing advance offers at him.”

  “What’s the new book about?”

  O’Banyon shook his head. “He won’t say, but he’s got a lot of people very nervous. As you probably know, Craylaw and Collier is a very big outfit with its fingers in a lot of pies. It’s primarily a consulting firm, but they have branches throughout the county doing public relations, financial planning, you name it. By no small coincidence, it handled the P.R. for Governor Keene’s last gubernatorial campaign. Tunderew left the company shortly before his book came out. I wouldn’t be surprised if he wasn’t keeping some sort of little black book on some of C&C’s other clients.” He finished his beer and pointed to my nearly empty mug.

  “Want another?”

  “Sure, thanks.”

  He got off his stool and moved to the crowd at the bar, which by now was sprinkled with business suits as well as tee shirts and tank tops. The blond I’d seen earlier was talking earnestly with a forty-something guy in a white shirt who had his back to me. Every now and then the blond would glance over the guy’s shoulder and lock eyes with me.

  Hardesty! Knock it off! my mind commanded, and I pulled my eyes away and concentrated on staring out the window until O’Banyon returned. Even our relatively empty corner of the room was beginning to fill up, so O’Banyon pulled his stool closer to me when he sat down and continued our conversation in a somewhat lowered voice.

  “Tunderew had originally submitted Dirty Little Minds to every single publishing house that is currently chasing after him. None of them would touch it. Finally Bernadine Press took a chance with him, published it, spent a little money on promotion, sent copies to the right reviewers and…the rest, as they say, is history. But Bernadine is a very small house, and was on the verge of going under before Dirty Little Minds came along. They had enough faith in Tunderew to offer him a two-book, no-advance contract, which he signed.”

  I saw where this was going. “So now he wants out of the contract for the second book.”

  O’Banyon took a deep swallow of his beer, stifled a belch, and nodded.

  “Yep. He’s hired me to break the contract with Bernadine. So much for loyalty. Without Bernadine he’d be standing in line at the unemployment office, but as I said, the guy’s a real piece of work. Oh, and I forgot t
o mention, on the subject of loyalty, that as soon as the book showed signs of taking off, he filed for divorce from his wife of thirteen years. Conveniently, before his first royalty check could be considered community property.”

  “Why did you agree to take the case?”

  O’Banyon shrugged, staring at the beer bottle in front of him. After a moment, he looked up at me.

  “For one thing, weak as it may sound, because it is not up to lawyers to determine right or wrong. Lawyers present the case, the courts judge on the basis of law. And like it or not, Tunderew does have a case under law. I don’t have to like my clients, just present their case to the best of my ability.”

  I took another drink of my beer.

  “So what, exactly, is it you’d like me to do for you?”

  O’Banyon sighed. “Well, it seems he’s also being blackmailed.”

  Probably couldn’t happen to a nicer guy, I thought.

  “Can I ask what for? Though from what you’ve said of this guy, I’d imagine it could be just about everything.”

  O’Banyon smiled. “Yeah, and that’s another interesting thing, and why I approached you. The guy’s a rabid homophobe, and the blackmailer apparently has evidence indicating that Tunderew’s gay.”

  That one caught me by surprise.

  “Is he?”

  He gave a cursory shrug. “Certainly not according to him, but the point is that he can’t afford to have his public image ‘sullied’ as he put it—an oddly Victorian word—which is rather laughable, considering. But since he writes about scandals, it wouldn’t do his reputation much good to be caught up in the middle of one of his own. So he wants to quash the whole thing before any damage can be done.”

  I polished off about half my remaining beer before responding.

  “So he wants a gay private investigator to prove he’s not gay?”

  O’Banyon’s face broke into a slow grin. “Ironic, isn’t it? Of course I didn’t tell him you were gay…you can do that if you want to, and knowing you I’m sure you will. I just told him I knew of a very good private investigator who was uniquely qualified to do the job. He didn’t ask what I meant by ‘uniquely qualified,’ and I didn’t tell.”