House Dick

by E. Howard Hunt

  Novak shook his head. “That’s all for now, kid. Go hustle some shiny quarters.” He went over to the elevators and rode one to the fifth floor. Stopping at Paula Norton’s door he pushed the bell button.

  After a while he heard her muffled voice. “Who is it?”

  “Novak.”

  “Go away.”

  “A couple of words, beautiful.”

  The door opened the length of the snub chain. She was wearing a dressing gown and her feet were bare. “What is it?”

  “All the way,” he said. “I’m not going to beat you up. I’m not your ex-husband.”

  She shivered and the chain rattled free. Stepping back she let Novak enter. When the door was shut he said, “Ben wasn’t there. I waited for him but no show. Only a phone call.” He shrugged. “So much for that. I’m going to talk to fatty now, tell her I braced you for the jewelry but got nothing. That should hold her for now.”

  “Such faith in me,” she sneered. “Sure it won’t bend your professional ethics?”

  His hands caught her wrists and held them until she stopped struggling. As he drew her to him he muttered, “After what I did for you last night my ethics show more curves than a pretzel. Remember that, beautiful.” He pressed her lips against his and felt her body quiver and go slack. When he opened his eyes he saw that hers were glistening.

  Huskily she said, “I had no right to say what I did. I guess I’m half-crazy with worry. Ben, the jewelry, the old lady...What I ought to do is get stone drunk.”

  “I’ve heard worse ideas.”

  “Can’t I change to another room? Every time I go into the bedroom I think of Chalmers lying there. And the widow across the hall. Good Lord, I’ve never been in a spot like this.”

  “Since the police are mildly interested in you they might get even more interested if you changed your room. Waiting’s tough but none of this would have happened if you hadn’t started to exploit that streak of larceny in your beautiful body. At that you’re getting off easy. If staying in your room is bad, think what it would be like down at Police Headquarters trying to explain away a dead lover in your bedroom. And I haven’t even twisted your arms, the way I’ll tell it to Mrs. Boyd. So, between highballs, count your blessings.”

  “I will,” she said throatily. “I’ll do everything you say.”

  Opening the door, he backed into the hallway.

  Crossing to Suite 515, he rang the bell and waited.

  Instead of Bikel, Julia Boyd opened the door. Her face registered surprise. “Oh, I thought it would be the police.”

  As he closed the door he said, “More questions?”

  “Not that.” She shrugged. “They aren’t ready to release Chalmer’s body for burial. I thought once an autopsy was over, the next of kin could claim the body.”

  “Not always. Guess that postpones your departure plans.”

  She patted the side of her hair with one pudgy hand. “I’m not leaving without my jewelry, Mr. Novak. Oh, no!” Turning she walked further into the room. Her stout legs were clad in bulging slacks. There were fluffy slippers on her bare feet. A heavy cotton brassiere showed through the lacy white blouse. “Well,” she demanded, “did you get it from her?”

  Novak shook out a cigarette and lighted it. “Not yet,” he said slowly. “She was out all morning, just got back a little while ago. I moved in on her then.” He smiled wolfishly. “A hard baby,” he purred. “Took plenty of punishment.”

  Julia Boyd’s face broke into a lustful smile. “You really beat her up, huh?”

  “She’s huddled up on the sofa sobbing like a baby.” He blew smoke at the chandelier. “Look, Mrs. Boyd— Julia, I mean—I don’t think she has the stuff. Either that or she’s the toughest pigeon I ever pummeled.”

  “Nonsense. You can’t handle her kind with velvet gloves. She’s tough, all right—tough enough to kill my husband. Now go back there and get my jewelry.”

  Novak let himself down on the sofa and stared up at her. “Her ex-husband is in town—Ben Barada. That mean anything to you?”

  “It means you’ll have to work fast.”

  He shook his head slowly. “Barada’s a factor we ought to consider. He’s not long out of Joliet, and broke, the way she tells it. I figure he followed her here, latched onto the jewelry and blew town. Maybe he killed your husband in the process.”

  Her eyes were slits in an unbaked pie. “You gone soft on her?” she hissed.

  “No, ma’am. I’m trying to find a logical answer—and your jewelry. Shoving her around didn’t get us anywhere. Maybe there’s another way.” He let his voice trail off doubtfully.

  “What?”

  “Tell the police about Barada, let them haul him in and squeeze out what they can.”

  Her face seemed in deep thought. Finally she said, “No. I don’t want that.”

  “Don’t you want your husband’s murderer caught?”

  “I mainly want my jewelry back before she has a chance to cash it in and hire defense attorneys with my money.”

  Novak leaned back and gazed up at the cool green ceiling. “I don’t think they’ll arrest her,” he said thoughtfully. “The body was found here and there’s nothing to suggest she was ever in here, and logic’s against your husband inviting her in. Alive he was a heavy man; dead he would be even heavier. Think a jury would believe a girl as slight as Paula could wrestle his dead weight through two doors and onto this sofa?”

  Her face was the color of a ripe grape. “You fool,” she wheezed, “I tell you that woman killed my husband. I insist you search her rooms and baggage. The evidence is there. It must be. That’s not much to do for a thousand dollars.”

  Novak stood up. “Suppose I told you I’d searched her room and her bags—and found nothing.”

  Julia Boyd swore. “She’s bought you off, that’s what’s happened. Damn, who can a helpless widow turn to?”

  “Ed Bikel,” Novak said. “He’s about the size and build for a prowl job. And he can probably pick a lock as good as the next follow. Sorry we didn’t make out as a team, Mrs. Boyd, but all this has been pretty far out of my usual line. You’re a sturdy figure of a woman. Why not charge over there and take up where I left off?”

  “You’re walking out on me?”

  “Guess so.” He moved toward the doorway. “Oh, one thing, Mrs. Boyd. If you didn’t know it before, that pink mixture Bikel doses you with is loaded with mescaline. Nightmare juice. No wonder you’ve been getting hallucinations. That’s what the stuff’s for.”

  “Mesca...mesca—what?” she stuttered, face paling.

  “Mescaline. Where the Doc comes from, the Indians make a brew of buds from a special cactus plant. That’s how they do those crazy stunts with snakes and hot coals. Their medicine men take it for visions. It stops time, turns the world green, purple and gold. Dangerous stuff, Mrs. Boyd—in non-professional hands. Now might be the time to change to something milder.”

  One hand clawed a roll of fat around her throat.

  “The Doc’s hanging by a thread. The law around here is all federal, and even possession is a crime. You might mention that to him the next time he ambles up with a teaspoon.”

  Opening the door he went out.

  His hands felt clammy but his face wore a smile. As he walked along the corridor he saw Bikel’s door jerk open. Novak stopped, half-turned and fussed with his cigarette. The sound of angry voices reached along the corridor. A door slammed and Novak turned.

  Someone was running toward the elevators.

  Novak jogged, slowed and saw a woman pressing the DOWN button. As he strolled quietly toward her he heard a sound of sniffling, saw her fumble a handkerchief from her purse, dry her eyes and blow her nose. She was breathing in quick gasps. A little birdlike woman in an old blue rayon dress, a black straw hat with a half-veil and scuffed black walking shoes. The elevator door opened and they entered together. Her shoulders moved jerkily and she kept her face covered with the handkerchief. Once he thought he heard a stifled m
oan, but it could have been only a strain on the elevator cable.

  When the doors slid apart she straightened and buried the handkerchief in her purse. Her thin lips were almost colorless but her cheeks were flushed. Gray streaks threaded her hair. The skin of her hands was roughened, the knuckles large. A woman who was no stranger to hard labor. As she left the elevator Novak followed her through the lobby and out to the street. She hesitated for a moment, then turned and walked up Seventeenth Street.

  Novak expected her to hail a taxi or head for a streetcar stop but she crossed the intersection with quick, determined steps and Novak followed. The light held him and when he could cross she was nearly a block away. At Rhode Island she turned left and scurried around to the side door of a brownstone Gothic church. When Novak reached the door he saw a legend above it in old English script: Chapel. Enter and Meditate. Join the Fellowship of Prayer.

  He felt sorry for the little woman. There had been strong, bitter words between her and Bikel and now she was in the chapel seeking consolation and strength. As he thought about her kneeling in the dimness, he felt a surge of dislike toward Bikel. That smug fraud. What right did he have to bring unhappiness to anyone? Novak weighed going in and talking to her, but being approached by a stranger might upset her even more.

  Moodily he walked back to the Tilden.

  10

  The Cuban challenger sported a cut right eye and a bloody ear. The Negro danced around him, grinning and worrying his face. The Cuban’s legs got wobbly. He threw a wild left at the Negro, missed and staggered against the ropes. As he bounced off, the Champ primed him with a short right to the chin. A stiff left doubled the Cuban and a right cross tumbled him. He rolled over, got one elbow on the canvas and conked out. The referee jumped into the ring and grabbed the Negro’s arm. The Champ was still Champ. On a TKO. Novak got out of his chair, turned off the TV and lighted a table lamp. The fights were getting worse every year. What with the tax bite, the incentive was dropping away. The Champ made most of his dough from Harlem and Detroit real estate, not fighting. And a chain of soft drink stands. Not that you ever found the Champ in one. He was off sipping tall cool ones in the better cabarets and sobering up in Turkish baths. But even on skis the Champ could have atomized the Cuban.

  Novak built himself a short drink in the kitchenette and carried it back to his living room. Not even eleven yet; the waltz had lasted only five rounds of the scheduled fifteen.

  Novak sipped his drink and yawned.

  The phone rang jarringly. Novak got up and answered.

  The voice said, “Morely. You doing anything special?”

  “Fighting off boredom.”

  “Good. I’m not too far away. I’ll drop by.” The line clicked off. Novak went into his kitchenette, set a globe of coffee water on the electric range. He measured coffee carefully into a filter cone and assembled the apparatus. By the time he had finished, the door buzzer was sounding. He pressed the lock-release button for the alley door and Morely’s footsteps trudged upward.

  He was clean-shaven and his suit had been pressed within the month. He dropped his hat on a chair and rubbed his hands together. “Not a bad set-up you got here.”

  “It’s cheap, anyway. Coffee’s making.”

  “Let’s lace it with a little something. Got an hour to kill the breath before I check in.”

  “That makes this an unofficial visit.”

  He shrugged. “You weren’t busy. I figured we could slide our cards together and take a cold reading. Call it official or unofficial. Mox nix.”

  Novak went back to the kitchenette and brought back the coffee-maker and an asbestos pad. As the coffee was filtering, he got out cups and saucers and the sugar bowl. While Morely poured, Novak carried over a bottle of California brandy. Morely ignored the sugar and topped his cup with brandy. Then he leaned back in his chair, tasted and sighed. “Night duty. Three more weeks on night shift before I get to see my kids again. Around the flat I’m just a legend—the beardy guy snoring in the corner bedroom.” He drank more of his coffee. “How far you figure the Senators will get this season?”

  “About like last. Unless they buy a couple of hitters.”

  “Yeah. I hear they may get Frank Howard or Billy O’Dell on a trade.”

  “For what—the rest of the club?”

  Morely chuckled and put his coffee down on the table. “Now we got the League’s problems solved, let’s look over the messy little lash-up down at your mattress store. First off, you were seen chatting with Barada’s dame in the park this morning. What about it?”

  “She was out walking her dog. I noticed her there.”

  Morely nodded slowly. “You seen Barada lately?”

  “No.”

  “What about Mrs. Boyd?”

  “She complains you guys won’t release the corpse so she can bury and forget him.”

  “That’s how we’re keeping her in town. Her and the witch doctor. Maybe they’ll get nervous enough to tell us something we’d like to hear.”

  Novak shook his head. “Julia’s in no hurry. Any nerves she has are well padded with lard. While you guys sweat, all she has to do is hibernate.”

  “You maybe got something there. Oh, yeah, the slug we fished out of her husband told us damn little. Small caliber gun, but we got that mostly from the wound. Not much left of the slug after piercing the rib cage and spattering into the vertebra where we found it. No riflings and too badly fragmented to identify by weight. The lab boys feel real bad but they look at things differently from me. Whoever gunned Boyd had a reason: avarice, fright, revenge. Like that. All the old ones. To find the killer all I have to do is figure the motive and match it to the right guy. I don’t need no head-shrinkers or test-tube wizards to get the answers.” He sipped his brandy-coffee. “Start throwing technical evidence at a jury and you got yourself a mountain of trouble. It’s what defense shysters love to pick the most. For every expert the State gets on the stand, the defense can hire two more to give a conflicting story.” He made a noisy sound with his lips. “What convinces juries is the old-fashioned combination clinching motive, opportunity and method. And that don’t just materialize from a hypo of truth serum.”

  Novak got up and opened the window. When he went back to his chair Morely was squinting at the ceiling. “Wonder if you noticed something about the Boyd killing that jumped up and shouted at me.”

  “Afraid I haven’t had your years of experience, Lieutenant.”

  Morely smiled indulgently. “When a gun goes off it makes a loud noise—even a small-bore pistol. Think anyone can convince me Boyd was shot in the sitting room and his drowsy missus never heard it?” He made a sour face. “Someone’s lying. Either that or Boyd was shot elsewhere and taken back to his own place. If that’s what happened it took not only strength but nerve. And I figure Boyd wasn’t moved overly far.” He shifted in his chair and stared at Novak. “The Barada dame’s holed up across the hall and the Doc’s down the way. I doubt the little lady coulda lugged him but the Doc might have. Or Barada himself.”

  Novak’s face had grown cold. He flexed his fingers and stared at them. White scars showed where skates had slashed them years ago. Lighting a cigarette, he propped his heels on an old leather hassock. An old cop and a damn shrewd one.

  Morely murmured, “I wouldn’t mind a lengthy chat with Barada. And I’d like to know more about the Doc than I do. He’s done time, by the way. Runs some kind of an herb store in Chicago now.”

  “Yeah, I ran credit traces on him.”

  Morely nodded musingly. “Any of the maids mention hearing a shot last night?”

  “Not to me. There was only one floor maid working after eight last night. She was on change at the far end and unless Boyd was gunned in the hallway she couldn’t have heard a shot.”

  “Neither did the neighbors,” He sighed. “Spill me a little more java, Pete. I got a long dark night ahead.”

  Novak filled his cup and slid the brandy bottle across the table. Morely sho
ok his head, “I can’t waltz in singing Sweet Barbara Allen. Not that I wouldn’t like to one night. There’s a college-boy desk sergeant the captain dotes on, and the day I turn in my badge I’m busting his snotty nose for him.”

  “When’s that?”

  “Too damn long away.” He drank the coffee steadily, then lowered the empty cup. “I hear Barada’s dame is a looker. Enough mink to stuff a trunk and a snappy little toy dog she sports around.”

  “Skye terrier.”

  “Maybe. Whenever I see a sub-rosa cutie like her I do the old-fashioned slow burn. If my wife’s lucky this year she gets the old squirrel wrap reconditioned at Hecht’s on a summer fur special. If we can’t scrape up the dough she wears it another winter the way it is. But Boyd’s kept woman can swirl into the Tilden in a cloud of silver mink and French perfume, never mind where the dough comes from or how.” He shook his head disgustedly. “No wonder hoods figure police are squares. Hood kids get chauffeured cars to take them to private schools and riding academies; police kids hop a trolley or a crowded bus, rain, snow or shine. And carry their own lunches to save two bits every noon. But the public howls for a cop’s blood when he takes a Christmas fiver from a bartender. They never figure the patrolman has been wrestling drunks out of the bar all year long and saving the mirrors and the furniture from getting busted. Some quiz genius grabs a hundred grand the clever way and the whole country dissolves in tears. Boo hoo. Ahhhhh, the hell with it. If I’m in the wrong game I’ve been in it too long to change.” He stood up and reached for his hat. “Don’t suppose you’d like to lend me your passkey so I could shake down the Doc’s place. And the dame’s?”