Satan's World

by Poul Anderson

“We have not met,” the accented, unemotional Anglic replied.

  “No. But who else might you be?”

  “Who are you?”

  Falkayn’s mind scrambled. His name was a hole card in a wild game. He wasn’t about to turn it up for the enemy to make deductions from. “Sebastian Tombs,” he replied. The alias was unoriginal, but Latimer would scarcely have come upon the source. Mere chance had put those books in the library of Duke Robert for an inquisitive boy to find, and thus discover that ancient languages weren’t all classics and compositions but were sometimes fun—“Master merchant and captain in the Polesotechnic League.” Asserting his rank should do no harm, and possibly a little good. “Are you in command of your group?”

  “No.”

  “Then I’d like to speak with whoever is in charge.”

  “You shall,” Hugh Latimer told him. “He has ordered it.”

  Falkayn bridled. “Well, connect him.”

  “You do not understand,” said the other. Still his voice had no inflection, and his eyes stared directly out of the hollow-cheeked, deeply-tanned face. “Gahood wants you to come here.”

  The pipestem snapped between Falkayn’s teeth. He cast it aside and exclaimed, “Are you living in the same universe as me? Do you expect I’d—” He curbed himself. “I have a few suggestions for your commander,” he said, “but I’ll reserve them, because his anatomy may not be adapted for such things. Just ask him if he considers it reasonable for me, for anyone in my crew, to put himself at your mercy that way.”

  Did the least hint of fear cross Latimer’s rigid features? “My orders have been given me. What value for you if I went back, argued, and was punished?” He hesitated. “You have two choices, I think. You can refuse. In that case, I imagine Gahood will start firing. You may or may not escape; he does not seem to care greatly. On the other hand, you can come. He is intrigued at the thought of meeting a . . . wild human. You may accomplish something. I do not know. Perhaps you and I can work out conditions beforehand that will give you assurance of being able to return. But we mustn’t take long, or he will grow impatient. Angry.” His fear was now unmistakable. “And then anything might happen.”

  XV

  The danger in coming near the enemy was obvious. Not only an energy beam, but a material missile could hit before effective reaction was possible. However, the danger was mutual. Muddlin’

  Through might be a gnat compared to the battlewagon, but she was every bit as mean. Falkayn didn’t fancy leaving five hundred kilometers between him and her. He was dismayed when Latimer insisted.

  “Do not forget, my life’s work was learning everything I could about Technic civilization,” the gaunt man said. “I know the capabilities of a vessel like yours. Besides an assortment of small arms, and several light guns for dogfights, she mounts four heavy blast cannon and carries four nuclear torpedoes. At close range, such armament makes us too nearly equal. Let a dispute arise, and we could doubtless kill you, but ships of ours might also perish.”

  “If my crew are too far off to strike effectively, what’ll stop you from taking me prisoner?” Falkayn protested.

  “Nothing,” Latimer said, “except lack of motive. I think Gahood merely wants to interrogate you, and perhaps give you a message to take back to your masters. If you delay, though, he’ll lose patience and order you destroyed.”

  “All right!” Falkayn said harshly. “I’ll come as fast as I can. If I don’t report back within an hour of entering, my crew will assume treachery on your part and act accordingly. In that case, you might get a rude surprise.” He broke the connection and sat for a moment, clenching the arms of his chair, trying not to shudder.

  Chee Lan padded in, squatted at his feet and looked upward. “You don’t want to go,” she said with uncommon gentleness. “You’re afraid of being drugged again.”

  Falkayn nodded, a jerk of his head. “You can’t imagine what it’s like,” he said through a tightened gullet.

  “I can go.”

  “No. I am the skipper.” Falkayn rose. “Let’s get me ready.”

  “If nothing else,” Chee said, “we can guarantee you won’t be captured.”

  “What? How?”

  “Of course, the price might be death. But that’s one fear you’ve been trained to control.”

  “Oh-h-h,” Falkayn breathed. “I see what you mean.” He snapped his fingers. His eyes sparked. “Why didn’t I think of it?”

  And so presently he departed.

  He wore an impeller on his space armor, but this was reserve. His actual transportation was a gravsled. He kept the canopy down, the cockpit filled with air, as another reserve; in case his helmet got cracked or something, he needn’t spend time preparing this minimal, skeletal vehicle for departure. But atmosphere or no, he rode in ghostly silence, naught save a faint tug of acceleration making his broomstick flight feel real. The stars had dimmed and withdrawn in his vision. That was prosaically due to the panel lights, their greenish glow desensitizing his retinas. Nevertheless, he missed the stars. He grasped his controls more tightly than required and whistled up a tune for company.

  “Oh, a tinker came a-strollin’,

  A-strollin’ down the Strand—”

  It didn’t seem inappropriate for what might be the last melody ever to pass his lips. Solemnity had no appeal. His surroundings, that mountain of a ship bulking closer and closer before him, furnished as much seriousness as anybody could want.

  Latimer’s radio voice chopped off his bawdy little ballad. “You will be guided to an air lock by a beam at 158.6 megaherz. Park your sled in the chamber and wait for me.”

  “What?” Falkayn gibed. “You don’t aim to pipe me aboard?”

  “I do not understand.”

  “You wouldn’t. Forget it. I’m not ambitious to become a haggis anyway.” Falkayn tuned in the signal and set the sled to home on it. He got busy photographing the battleship as he neared, studying the fortresslike superstructures himself, stowing every possible datum in memory. But part of his mind freewheeled, wondering.

  That Latimer is sure one overworked chap. He acts like a kind of executive officer for Gahood, whatever Gahood is. But he also acts like the communications officer, boatswain . . . everything!

  Well, given sufficient automation, you don’t need much crew. The all-around Renaissance man has come back these days, with a battery of computers to specialize for him. But some jobs remain that machines don’t do well. They haven’t the motivation, the initiative, the organismic character of true sophonts. We—each civilized species man’s encountered—have never succeeded in building a hundred percent robotic vessel for more than the elementary, cut-and-dried jobs. And when you’re exploring, trading, conducting a war, anything that takes you into unpredictable situations, the size of crew you need goes up. Partly to meet psychological necessities, of course; but partly to fulfill the mission itself in all its changing complexity.

  Look how handicapped Chee and l have been, in being just two. That was because of an emergency, which Gahood did not face. Why is Latimer the only creature I’ve spoken to in yonder armada?

  His approach curve brought Falkayn near a cruiser. More than ever he was struck by the density of her armament. And those finshaped turrets were thinner than he had imagined. They were fine for instruments, with that much surface area, and indeed they appeared to be studded with apparatus. But it was hard to see how an animal of any plausible size and shape could move around inside them. Or, for that matter, inside the hull, considering how packed it must be.

  The thought did not jolt Falkayn. It had grown in him for a while and was quietly born. He plugged the jack on his helmet into the maser unit locked on Muddlin’ Through. “You read me, Chee Lan?” he asked.

  “Aye. What report?”

  Falkayn switched to the Eriau they had learned on Merseia. Latimer would scarcely know it, if he had ways to monitor. The Hermetian described what he had seen. “I’m damn near convinced that everything except the battle
ship is strictly robot,” he finished. “That’d account for a lot of things. Like their formation. Gahood has to keep closer tabs on them than he would on live captains. And he cares less about losses in battle. They’re merely machines. Probably radiation-proof anyhow. And if he’s got a single crewed ship, it’d be easy-even natural—for him to charge off the way he did. Of course, no matter how his race has organized its economy, a fleet like this is expensive. But it’s more replaceable than several hundred or thousand highly skilled crew people. For a prize like Satan, one might well take the gamble.”

  “I-yirh, your idea sounds plausible, David. Especially if Gahood is something like a warlord, with a personal following ready to go anywhere at any moment. Then he might not have needed to consult others . . . I feel a touch more hope. The enemy isn’t quite as formidable as he seemed.”

  “Formidable enough. If I don’t report back to you in the hour, or if you have any other reason to suspect something’s fused, don’t you play Loyal Retainer. Get the devil out of here.”

  She started to object. He overrode her words with the reminder: “I’ll be dead. Nothing you can do for me, except whatever revenge may come from getting our information home.”

  She paused. “Understood,” she said finally.

  “You have a fifty-fifty chance of eluding pursuit, I’d say, if there is any,” he told her. “Nineteen destroyers can phase-match you by sheer random trying if nothing else. But if they’re robots, you might outfox them first. Or at least send another message capsule off without their noticing . . . Well, I’m closing in now. Will be out of touch. Good faring, Chee.”

  He could not follow her answer. It was in an archaic version of her native language. But he caught a few words, like “blessing,” and her voice was not altogether steady.

  The battleship loomed sheer before him. He cut off his autopilot and proceeded on manual. As he left the shadow of a turret, light spilled blindingly into his view. It came from a circle big as a cargo hatch, the air lock he must be supposed to use. He steered with care past the thick coaming and outer gate. The inner valve was shut. Ship’s gravity caught at him, making it a little tricky to set down. Having done so, he cycled out through the cockpit minilock as fast as he was able.

  Quickly, then, he unhooked the thing at his belt and made it ready. Held in his left hand, it gave him a frosty courage. Waiting for Latimer, he examined the sled’s instrument panel through the canopy. Gravpull felt higher than Earth standard, and the scale confirmed this with a value of 1.07. Illumination was more than a third again what he was used to. Spectral distribution indicated an F-type home star, though you couldn’t really tell them from fluorescents . . .

  The inner valve opened. Little air whiffed through; the lock was compound, with another chamber behind the first. A spacesuited human figure trod in. Behind the faceplate, Latimer’s austere features showed in highlights and darknesses. He carried a blaster. It was an ordinary pistol type, doubtless acquired on Luna. But at his back moved a metal shape, tall, complex, a multitude of specialized limbs sprouting from the cylindrical body to end in sensors and effectors: a robot.

  “What a rude way to receive an ambassador,” Falkayn said. He did not raise his hands.

  Latimer didn’t ask him to. “Precaution,” he explained matter-of-factly. “You are not to enter armed. And first we check for bombs or other surprises you may have.”

  “Go ahead,” Falkayn answered. “My vehicle’s clean and, as agreed, I left my guns behind. I do have this, however.” He elevated his left fist, showing the object it grasped.

  Latimer recoiled. “Jagnath hamman! What is that?”

  “Grenade. Not nuclear, only an infantry make. But the stuffing is tordenite, with colloidal phosphorus for seasoning. It could mess things up rather well within a meter or two radius right here. Much nastier in an oxygenous atmosphere, of course. I’ve pulled the pin, and counted almost the whole five seconds before driving the plunger back in. Nothing except my thumb keeps it from going off. Oh, yes, it spits a lot of shrapnel, too.”

  “But . . . you. . . . no!”

  “Don’t fret yourself, Comrade. The spring isn’t too strong for me to hold down for an hour. I don’t want to be blown up. It’s just that I want even less to be taken prisoner, or shot, or something like that. You abide by the diplomatic courtesies and we won’t have any problems.”

  “I must report,” Latimer said thickly. He plugged into what was evidently an intercom. Emotionless, the robot checked out the sled as it had been ordered, and waited.

  Latimer said: “He will see you. Come.” He led the way, his movements still jerky with outrage. The robot brought up the rear.

  Falkayn felt walled between them. His grenade was no defense against anything except capture. If the others wished, they could maneuver him into destruction without suffering undue damage. Or their ship wouldn’t be harmed in the least if they potted him on his return, after he was well clear.

  Forget it. You came here to learn what you might. You’re no hero. You’d one hell of a lot rather be quite far away, a drink in your grip and a wench on your knee, prevaricating about your exploits. But this could be a war brewing. Whole planets could get attacked. A little girl, as it might be your own kid niece, could lie in an atom-blasted house, her face a cinder and her eyeballs melted, screaming for her daddy who’s been killed in a spaceship and her mother who’s been smashed against the pavement. Maybe matters aren’t really that bad. But maybe they are. Flow can you pass up a chance to do something? You’ve got to inhabit the same skin as yourself.

  It itches. And I can’t scratch. A grin bent one corner of Falkayn’s mouth. The second lock chamber had been closed, pressure had been restored, the inner valve was opening. He stepped through.

  There was not much to see. A corridor led off, bare metal, blazingly lit. Footfalls rang on its deck. Otherwise a quiver of engines, hoarse murmur of forced-draft ventilation, were the sole relief in its blankness. No doors gave on it, merely grilles, outlets, occasional enigmatic banks of instruments or controls. Another robot passed through a transverse hall several meters ahead: a different model, like a scuttling disk with tentacles and feelers, doubtless intended for some particular kind of maintenance work. But the bulk of the ship’s functioning must be integrated, even more than on a human-built vessel; she was herself one vast machine.

  Despite the desertion, Falkayn got a sense of raw, overwhelming vitality. Perhaps it came from the sheer scale of everything, or the ceaseless throbbing, or a more subtle clue like the proportions of that which he saw, the sense of masses huge and heavy but crouched to pounce.

  “The atmosphere is breathable,” Latimer’s radio voice said. “Its density is slightly above Earth sea level.” Falkayn imitated him with his free hand, opening the bleeder valve to let pressures equalize gradually before he slid back his faceplate and filled his lungs.

  Except for the added information, he wished he hadn’t. The air was desert hot, desert dry, with enough thunder-smelling ozone to sting. Other odors blew on those booming currents, pungencies like spice and leather and blood, strengthening as the party approached what must be living quarters. Latimer didn’t seem to mind the climate or the glare. But he was used to them. Wasn’t he?

  “How big a crew do you have?” Falkayn asked.

  “Gahood will put the questions.” Latimer looked straight before him, one muscle twitching in his cheek. “I advise you in the strongest terms, give him full and courteous answers. What you did with that grenade is bad already. You are fortunate that his wish to meet you is high and his irritation at your insolence slight. Be very careful, or his punishment may reach beyond your own death.”

  “What a jolly boss you’ve got.” Falkayn edged closer, to watch his guide’s expression. “If I were you, I’d’ve quit long ago. Spectacularly.”

  “Would you quit your world—your race and everything it means—because its service grew a little difficult?” Latimer retorted scornfully. His look changed, hi
s voice dropped. “Hush! We are coming there.”

  The layout was not too strange for Falkayn to recognize a gravshaft rising vertically. Men and robot were conveyed up a good fifteen meters before they were deposited on the next deck.

  Anteroom? Garden? Grotto? Falkayn looked around in bewilderment. An entire cabin, ballroom big, was filled with planters. The things grown in them ranged from tiny, sweet-scented quasi-flowers, through tall many-branched succulents, to whole trees with leaves that were spiky or fringed or intricately convoluted. The dominant hue was brownish gold, as green is dominant on Earth. Near the center splashed a fountain. Its stone basin must have stood outdoors for centuries, so weathered was it. Regardless of the wholly foreign artistic conventions, Falkayn could see that the shape and what remained of the carvings were exquisite. In startling contrast were the bulkheads. Enormous raw splashes of color decorated them, nerve-jarring, tasteless by almost any standards.

  Latimer led the way to an arched door at the end. Beyond lay the first stateroom of a suite. It was furnished—over-furnished—with barbaric opulence. The deck was carpeted in pelt that might almost have belonged to angora tigers. One bulkhead was sheathed in roughly hammered gold plate, one was painted like the outer compartment, one was draped in scaly leather, and one was a screen whereon jagged abstract shapes flashed in a lightning dance to the crash of drums and bray of horns. The skull of a dinosaur-sized animal gaped above the entrance. From several four-legged stands wafed a bitter smoke. Two of the censers were old: time-worn, delicate, beautiful as the fountain. The rest were hardly more than iron lumps. Seating arrangements consisted of a pair of striped daises, each with space for three humans to lie on, and cushions scattered about the deck. A lot of other stuff lay carelessly heaped in odd places or on shelves. Falkayn didn’t try to identify most of those objects. He thought some might be containers, musical instruments, and toys, but he’d need acquaintance with the owner before he could make anything except wild guesses.