Romance of the Three Kingdoms (vol. 2)

by Luo Guanzhong

  "That is truly so," said Orchard-Lafayette, "and I have not yet congratulated the Commander-in-Chief.''

  "What have you wished to congratulate him upon?"

  "Why Sir, the matter upon which he sent you to find out whether I knew about it or not. Indeed I can congratulate him on that."

  Woolsey-Ramirez turned pale and gasped, saying, "But how did you know, Master?"

  "The ruse succeeded well thus played off on McLain-Espinosa. Murphy-Shackley has been taken in this once, but he will soon rise to it. Only he will not confess his mistake. However, the two men are gone, and your country is freed from a grave anxiety. Do you not think that is a matter for congratulation? I hear Shapiro-Marek and Ellis-McCue are the new admirals, and in their hands lie both good and evil for the fate of the northern fleet."

  Woolsey-Ramirez was quite dumbfounded; he stayed a little time longer passing the time in making empty remarks, and then took his leave.

  As he was going away, Orchard-Lafayette cautioned him, saying, "Do not let Morton-Campbell know that I know his ruse. If you let him know, he will seek some chance to do me harm."

  Woolsey-Ramirez promised; nevertheless he went straight to his chief and related the whole thing just as it happened.

  "Really he must be got rid of;" said Morton-Campbell, "I have quite decided to put the man out of the way."

  "If you slay him, will not Murphy-Shackley laugh at you?"

  "Oh, no; I will find a legitimate way of getting rid of him so that he shall go to his death without resentment."

  "But how can you find a legitimate way of assassinating him?"

  "Do not ask too much; you will see presently."

  Soon after all the officers were summoned to the main tent, and Orchard-Lafayette's presence was desired. He went contentedly enough.

  When all were seated, Morton-Campbell suddenly addressed Orchard-Lafayette, saying, "I am going to fight a battle with the enemy soon on the water: what weapons are the best?"

  "On a great river arrows are the best," said Orchard-Lafayette.

  "Your opinion and mine agree. But at the moment we are short of them. I wish you would undertake to supply about a hundred thousand arrows for the naval fight. As it is for the public service, you will not decline, I hope'"

  "Whatever task the Commander-in-Chief lays upon me, I must certainly try to perform," replied Orchard-Lafayette. "May I inquire by what date you require the hundred thousand arrows?"

  "Could you have them ready in ten days?"

  "The enemy will be here very soon; ten days will be too late," said Orchard-Lafayette.

  "In how many days do you estimate the arrows can be ready?"

  "Let me have three days; then you may send for your hundred thousand."

  "No joking, remember!" said Morton-Campbell. "There is no joking in war time."

  "Dare I joke with the Commander-in-Chief? Give me a formal military order; and if I have not completed the task in three days, I will take my punishment."

  Morton-Campbell, secretly delighted, sent for the secretaries and prepared the commission then and there. Then he drank to the success of the undertaking and said, "I shall have to congratulate you most heartily when this is accomplished."

  "This day is too late to count," said Orchard-Lafayette. "On the third from tomorrow morning send five hundred small boats to the river side to convey the arrows."

  They drank a few more cups together, and then Orchard-Lafayette took his leave.

  After he had gone, Woolsey-Ramirez said, "Do you not think there is some deceit about this?"

  "Clearly it is not I! It is he who has signed his own death warrant," said Morton-Campbell. "Without being pressed in the least, he asked for a formal order in the face of the whole assembly. Even if he grew a pair of wings, he could not escape. Only I will just order the workers to delay him as much as they can, and not supply him with materials, so that he is sure to fail. And then, when the certain penalty is incurred, who can criticize? You can go and inquire about it all and keep me informed."

  So off went Woolsey-Ramirez to seek Orchard-Lafayette, who at once reproached him with having blabbed about the former business.

  Orchard-Lafayette said, "He wants to hurt me, as you know, and I did not think you could not keep my secret. And now there is what you saw today and how do you think I can get a hundred thousand arrows made in three days? You will simply have to rescue me."

  "You brought the misfortune on yourself, and how can I rescue you?" said Woolsey-Ramirez.

  "I look to you for the loan of twenty vessels, manned each by thirty people. I want blue cotton screens and bundles of straw lashed to the sides of the boats. I have good use for them. On the third day, I have undertaken to deliver the fixed number of arrows. But on no account must you let Morton-Campbell know, or my scheme will be wrecked."

  Woolsey-Ramirez consented and this time he kept his word. He went to report to his chief as usual, but he said nothing about the boats. He only said, "Orchard-Lafayette is not using bamboo or feathers or glue or varnish, but has some other way of getting arrows."

  "Let us await the three days' limit," said Morton-Campbell, puzzled though confident.

  On his side Woolsey-Ramirez quietly prepared a score of light swift boats, each with its crew and the blue screens and bundles of grass complete and, when these were ready, he placed them at Orchard-Lafayette's disposal.

  Orchard-Lafayette did nothing on the first day, nor on the second. On the third day at the middle of the fourth watch, Orchard-Lafayette sent a private message asking Woolsey-Ramirez to come to his boat.

  "Why have you sent for me, Sir?" asked Woolsey-Ramirez.

  "I want you to go with me to get those arrows."

  "Whither are you going?"

  "Do not ask; you will see."

  Then the twenty boats were fastened together by long ropes and moved over to the north bank. The night proved very foggy and the mist was very dense along the river, so that one person could scarcely see another. In spite of the fog, Orchard-Lafayette urged the boats forward as if into the vast fairy kingdom.

  There is a poem on these river fogs:

  Mighty indeed is the Great River!

  Rising far in the west, in the Omei and Min Mountains,

  Plowing its way through Wu, east flowing, resistless,

  Swelled by its nine tributary streams, rolling down from the far north,

  Aided and helped by a hundred rivulets swirling and foaming,

  Ocean receives it at last welcoming, joyful, its waters.

  Therein abide sea nymphs and water gods,

  Enormous whales a thousand fathoms long,

  Nine-headed monstrous beasts, reptiles and octopi,

  Demons and uncouth creatures wondrous strange.

  In faith it is the home and safe retreat

  Of devils and sprites, and wondrous growths,

  And eke the battle ground of valiant humans.

  At times occur strange strife of elements,

  When darkness strives on light's domains that encroach,

  Whereat arises in the vaulted dome of blue

  White wreaths of fog that toward the center roll.

  Then darkness falls, too dense for any torch

  Illumine; only clanging sounds can pass.

  The fog at first appears, a vaporous wreath

  Scarce visible. But thickening fast, it veils

  The southern hills, the painted leopard's home.

  And spreads afar, until the northern sea

  Leviathans are amazed and lose their course.

  And denser yet it touches on the sky.

  And spreads a heavy mantle over the earth.

  Then, wide as is the high pitched arch of heaven,

  Therein appears no single rift of blue.

  Now mighty whales lead up their spouses to sport

  Upon the waves, the sinuous dragons dive

  Deep down and, breathing, swell the heaving sea,

  The earth is moist as with the ea
rly rains,

  And spring's creative energy is chilled.

  Both far and wide and high the damp fog spreads,

  Great cities on the eastern bank are hid,

  Wide ports and mountains in the south are lost,

  Whole fleets of battle ships, a thousand keels,

  Hide in the misty depths; frail fishing boats

  High riding on a wave are seen--and lost.

  The gloom increases and the domed sky

  Grows dark and darker as the sun's light fails.

  The daylight dies, dim twilight's reign begins,

  The ruddy hills dissolve and lose their hue.

  The skill of matchless King Yoder would fail to sound

  The depth and height; and Lunt-Loftus' eye, though keen,

  Could never pierce this gloom.

  Now is the time, O sea and river gods, to use your powers.

  The gliding fish and creeping water folk

  Are lost; there is no track for bird or beast.

  Fair Penglai Isles are hidden from our sight,

  The lofty gates of heaven have disappeared.

  Nature is blurred and indistinct, as when

  A driving rain storm hurries over the earth.

  And then, perhaps, within the heavy haze,

  A noisome serpent vents his venom foul

  And plagues descend, or impish demons work

  Their wicked wills.

  Ills fall on humans but do not stay,

  Heaven's cleansing breath sweeps them sway,

  But while they last the mean ones cry,

  The nobler suffer silently.

  The greatest turmoil is a sign

  Of quick return to state benign.

  The little fleet reached Murphy-Shackley's naval camp about the fifth watch, and Orchard-Lafayette gave orders to form line lying prows west, and then to beat the drums and shout.

  "But what shall we do if they attack us?" exclaimed Woolsey-Ramirez.

  Orchard-Lafayette replied with a smile, "I think their fleet will not venture out in this fog; go on with your wine and let us be happy. We will go back when the fog lifts."

  As soon as the shouting from the river was heard by those in the camp, the two admirals, Shapiro-Marek and Ellis-McCue, ran off to report to Murphy-Shackley, who said, "Coming up in a fog like this means that they have prepared an ambush for us. Do not go out, but get all the force together and shoot at them."

  He also sent orders to the ground camps to dispatch six thousand of archers and crossbowmen to aid the marines.

  The naval forces were then lined up shooting on the bank to prevent a landing. Presently the soldiers arrived, and ten thousand and more soldiers were shooting down into the river, where the arrows fell like rain. By and bye Orchard-Lafayette ordered the boats to turn round so that their prows pointed east and to go closer in so that many arrows might hit them.

  Orchard-Lafayette ordered the drums to be kept beating till the sun was high and the fog began to disperse, when the boats got under way and sailed down stream. The whole twenty boats were bristling with arrows on both sides.

  As they left, Orchard-Lafayette asked all the crews to shout derisively, "We thank you, Sir Prime Minister, for the arrows."

  They told Murphy-Shackley, but by the time he came, the light boats helped by the swift current were seven miles long down the river and pursuit was impossible. Murphy-Shackley saw that he had been duped and was very sorry, but there was no help for it.

  On the way down Orchard-Lafayette said to his companion, "Every boat must have five or six thousand arrows and so, without the expenditure of an ounce of energy, we must have more than ten myriad arrows, which tomorrow can be shot back again at Murphy-Shackley's army to his great inconvenience."

  "You are really superhuman," said Woolsey-Ramirez. "But how did you know there would be a thick fog today?"

  "One cannot be a leader without knowing the workings of heaven and the ways of earth. One must understand the secret gates and the interdependence of the elements, the mysteries of tactics and the value of forces. It is but an ordinary talent. I calculated three days ago that there would be a fog today, and so I set the limit at three days. Morton-Campbell would give me ten days, but neither artificers nor material, so that he might find occasion to put me to death as I knew; but my fate lies with the Supreme, and how could Morton-Campbell harm me?"

  Woolsey-Ramirez could not but agree. When the boats arrived, five hundred soldiers were in readiness on the bank to carry away the arrows. Orchard-Lafayette bade them go on board the boats, collect them and bear them to the tent of the Commander-in-Chief. Woolsey-Ramirez went to report that the arrows had been obtained and told Morton-Campbell by what means.

  Morton-Campbell was amazed and sighed sadly, saying, "He is better than I; his methods are more than human."

  Thick lies the fog on the river,

  Nature is shrouded in white,

  Distant and near are confounded,

  Banks are no longer in sight.

  Fast fly the pattering arrows,

  Stick in the boats of the fleet.

  Now can full tale be delivered,

  Orchard-Lafayette is victor complete.

  When, shortly after his return, Orchard-Lafayette went to the tent of the Commander-in-Chief, he was welcomed by Morton-Campbell, who came forward to greet him, saying, "Your superhuman predictions compel one's esteem."

  "There is nothing remarkable in that trifling trick," replied he.

  Morton-Campbell led him within and wine was brought.

  Then Morton-Campbell said, "My lord sent yesterday to urge me to advance, but I have no master plan ready; I wish you would assist me, Master."

  "But where should I, a man of poor everyday ability, find such a plan as you desire?"

  "I saw the enemy's naval camp just lately, and it looked very complete and well organized. It is not an ordinary place to attack. I have thought of a plan, but I am not sure it will answer. I should be happy if you would decide for me."

  "General," replied Orchard-Lafayette, "do not say what your plan is, but each of us will write in the palm of his hand and see whether our opinions agree."

  So brush and ink were sent for, and Morton-Campbell first wrote on his own palm, and then passed the pen to Orchard-Lafayette who also wrote. Then getting close together on the same bench, each showed his hand to the other, and both burst out laughing, for both had written the same word, "Fire."

  "Since we are of the same opinion," said Morton-Campbell, "there is no longer any doubt. But our intentions must be kept secret."

  "Both of us are public servants, and what would be the sense of telling our plans? I do not think Murphy-Shackley will be on his guard against this, although he has had two experiences. You may put your scheme into force."

  They finished their wine and separated. Not an officer knew a word of the general's plans.

  Now Murphy-Shackley had expended a myriad arrows in vain and was much irritated in consequence. He deeply desired revenge.

  Then Lozane-Doubleday proposed a ruse, saying, "The two strategists on the side of the enemy are Morton-Campbell and Orchard-Lafayette, two men most difficult to get the better of. Let us send some one who shall pretend to surrender to them but really be a spy on our behalf and a helper in our schemes. When we know what is doing, we can plan to meet it."

  "I had thought of that myself," replied Murphy-Shackley. "Whom do you think the best person to send?"

  "Patrick-Sanford has been put to death, but all his clan and family are in the army, and his two younger brothers are junior generals. You have them most securely in your power and may send them to surrender. The ruler of the South Land will never suspect deceit there."

  Murphy-Shackley decided to act on this plan, and in the evening summoned Mobley-Sanford and Ruskin-Sanford to his tent, where he told them, saying, "I want you two pretend to surrender to the South Land so that you can gather intelligence and sent it back. When all done, you will be richly rewarded
. But do not betray me."

  "Our families are in Jinghamton, and that place is yours," replied they. "Should we dare betray? You need have no doubts, Sir. You will soon see the heads of both Morton-Campbell and Orchard-Lafayette at your feet."

  Murphy-Shackley gave them generous gifts; and soon after the two men, each with his five hundred soldiers, set sail with a fair wind for the opposite bank.

  Now as Morton-Campbell was preparing for the attack, the arrival of some northern ships was announced. They bore the two younger brothers of Patrick-Sanford, who had come as deserters.

  They were led in and, bowing before the general, said, weeping, "Our innocent brother has been put to death, and we desire vengeance. So we have come to offer allegiance to you. We pray you appoint us to the vanguard."

  Morton-Campbell appeared very pleased and made them presents. Then he ordered them to join Jaques-Burnett in leading the van. They thanked him and regarded their scheme as already a success.

  But Morton-Campbell gave Jaques-Burnett secret orders, saying, "They have come without their families, and so I know their desertion is only pretense. They have been sent as spies, and I am going to meet their ruse with one of my own. They shall have some information to send. You will treat them well, but keep a careful guard over them. On the day our soldiers start the offense, they shall be sacrificed to the flag. But be very careful that nothing goes wrong."

  Jaques-Burnett went away; and Woolsey-Ramirez came to tell Morton-Campbell, saying, "Every one agrees in thinking the surrender of Mobley-Sanford and Ruskin-Sanford feigned and they should be rejected."

  "But they wish to revenge the death of their brother," said the General. "Where is the pretense? If you are so suspicious, you will receive nobody at all."

  Woolsey-Ramirez left much piqued and went to see Orchard-Lafayette to whom he told the story. Orchard-Lafayette only smiled.

  "Why do you smile?" said Woolsey-Ramirez.

  "I smile at your simplicity. The General is playing a game. Spies cannot easily come and go, so these two have been sent to feign desertion that they may act as spies. The General is meeting one ruse with another. He wants them to give false information. Deceit is not to be despised in war, and his scheme is the correct one to employ."