The Randall Garrett Megapack

by Randall Garrett

  The newspapers and television newscasts were full of the age-old “human interest stories” which, in spite of their predictability—the abandoned baby, the dying child, the wretchedly ill oldster—still brought a tear to the eye during the Holiday Season.

  As President-elect Cannon slowly made his cabinet appointments, the announcements appeared, but there was hardly any discussion of them, much less any hue and cry.

  One editorial writer did make a comment: “It is encouraging to see that President-elect Cannon consults with Vice-President-elect Matthew Fisher regularly and frequently as the appointments are made. For a good many years, ever since the Eisenhower Administration, back in the Fifties, it has been the policy of most of our Chief Executives to make sure that the Vice President is groomed to take over smoothly if anything should happen to the President. Senator Cannon, however, is, as far as we know, the first President-elect who has begun this grooming before the Inauguration. This, in our opinion, shows both wisdom and political astuteness.”

  By the second week of the New Year, the new Cabinet had been picked. Contrary to the rumors before the election, the senator’s brother had not been selected for any post whatever, but the men who were picked for Cabinet posts were certainly of high caliber. The United States Senate had confirmed them all before Inauguration Day.

  That day was clear and cold in Washington. After the seemingly endless ceremonies and ceremonials, after the Inaugural Ball, and the Inaugural Supper, and the Inaugural Et Cetera, President James Cannon went to bed, complaining of a “slight headache”.

  “Frankly,” he told Vice President Matthew Fisher, “it is a real head-splitter.” He took four aspirin and went to bed.

  He said he felt “a little better” the next day.

  * * * *

  The fifth of February.

  Ten forty-eight in the evening.

  The White House, Washington, D.C.

  Dr. Frank Hewlitt Cannon stood in a darkened bedroom in Blair House, across the street from the Executive Mansion, nervously looking out the window, at the big white house across the way. He was not nervous for himself, although he had plenty of reason to be. He was clad in pajamas, as his brother had ordered, and had even taken the extra precaution of rumpling up his hair.

  He looked at his watch, and then looked back at the White House.

  How long? he thought. How long?

  He looked at his wrist again. The sweep hand only moved when he looked at it, apparently. He dropped his hands and clasped them behind his back. How long before he would know?

  My kid brother, he thought. I could always outthink him and outfight him. But he’s got something I haven’t got. He’s stuck to his guns and fought hard all these years. I couldn’t do what he’s doing tonight, and I know it. You’re a better man than I am, kid.

  Across Pennsylvania Avenue, Senator James Cannon was doing some heavy consideration, too. He sat on the edge of his bed and looked at the small tubular device in his hand.

  Will Frank be safe? That’s the only weak point in the plan.

  Frank was safe. He had to be. Frank hadn’t been over from Blair House in three days. They hadn’t even seen each other in three days. The Secret Service men—

  He threw a glance toward the door that led from his bedroom to the hall.

  The Secret Service agents would know that Frank couldn’t possibly have had anything to do with it. The only possible connection would be the hypogun itself. He looked at the little gadget. Hell, he thought; now or never.

  He got up and strode purposefully into the bathroom. He smiled crookedly at his own reflection in the mirror. It was damnably difficult for a President to outwit his own bodyguard.

  Get on with it!

  He swallowed the capsule Frank had given him. Then, placing the muzzle against the precise spots Frank had shown him, James Cannon pulled the trigger. Once…twice…thrice…

  Against each nerve center in his left side. Fine.

  Now that it was done, all fear—all trepidation—left Senator James Cannon. Now there was no way to go but ahead.

  First, the hypogun that had blown the drug into his body. Two minutes to get rid of that, for that was the only thing that could tie Frank in to the plan.

  They had already agreed that there was no way to get rid of it. It couldn’t be destroyed or thrown away. There was only one way that it could be taken from the White House…

  Cannon left his fingerprints on it, dropped it into the wastebasket, and covered it with tissue paper. Then he left the bathroom and walked toward the hall door. Beyond it, he knew, were the guarding Secret Service men.

  And already his left side was beginning to feel odd.

  He walked to the door and opened it. He had a scowl on his face.

  “Hello, Jenkins—Grossman,” he said, as the two men turned. “I’ve got a hell of a headache again. Aspirin doesn’t seem to help, and I can’t get any sleep.” He looked rather dazed, as though he wasn’t sure of his surroundings. He smiled lopsidedly. “Call Frank, over at Blair House, will you? Hurry?” Then he swallowed, looked dazed, and fell to the floor in a heap.

  The two Secret Service men didn’t move, but they shouted loudly. Their orders were to guard the body of the President—literally! Until it was declared legally dead, that body was their responsibility.

  The other Secret Service men in the White House came on the run. Within one minute after Cannon had fallen, a call had gone to Blair House, asking for the President’s brother.

  Inside of another two minutes, Dr. Frank Cannon was coming through the front door of the Executive Mansion. In spite of the chill outside, he was wearing only a topcoat over his pajamas.

  “What happened?” he snapped, with the authority that only a physician can muster. “Where is he?”

  He heard the story on the way to the President’s room. Jenkins and Grossman were still standing over the fallen Chief Executive. “We haven’t moved him, except to make him more comfortable,” said Grossman. “He’s still O.K.…I mean, he’s breathing, and his heart’s still going. But we didn’t want to move him—”

  “Fine!” snapped the doctor. “Best thing.” He knelt over his brother and picked up his wrist. “Have you called anyone else?” he asked sharply while he felt the pulse.

  “The Naval Hospital,” said another agent. “They’re coming fast!”

  “Fine!” repeated Dr. Frank. By this time, most of the White House staff was awake. Frank Cannon let go the wrist and stood up quickly. “Can’t tell for sure, but it looks like a slight stroke. Excuse me.”

  He went into the Executive bedroom, and on into the bathroom. He closed the door. Quickly, he fished the hypogun out of the wastebasket and dropped it into the little black bag which he had carried with him. He came out with a glass of water. Everything was taken care of.

  PRESIDENT SUFFERS STROKE!

  JHC Taken To US Naval Hospital

  In Washington After Stroke in White House

  All over the world, headlines and newscasts in a hundred tongues carried the story. And from all over the world came messages of sympathy and concern for the stricken Chief Executive. From England, simultaneous messages arrived from the Sovereign and the Prime Minister; from France, notes from both the President and the Premier of the Seventh Republic; from Ethiopia, condolences from His Imperial Majesty and from the Chief Executive. The United German Federation, the Constitutional Kingdom of Spain, the Republic of Italy, the United Austro-Yugoslavian Commonwealth, and the Polish Free State all sent rush radiograms. So did Argentina, Bolivia, Brazil, Chile, Colombia, Ecuador, Paraguay, Peru, Uruguay, and Venezuela. From Africa, Australia, Southern Asia, Oceania, and Central America came expressive words of sorrow. Special blessings were sent by His Holiness from Vatican City, by the Patriarch of Istanbul, and by the Archbishop of Canterbury. The Presidente of the Estados Unidos Mexicanos personally took a plane to Washington, as did the Governor General of Canada, carrying a personal message from the Prime Minister. Even the Sovi
et Union sent a radiogram, and the story of the tragedy was printed in Pravda, accompanied by an editorial that almost approached straight reporting.

  President James Harrington Cannon knew none of this. He was unconscious and unable to receive visitors.

  As far as actual news from the White House was concerned, news commentator Barton Wayne gave the best summary over a major American TV network on the morning of the sixth of February:

  “Last night, at approximately eleven p.m., James Harrington Cannon, President of the United States, collapsed at the feet of the Secret Service men who were guarding him. Within a few minutes, Dr. Frank Hewlitt Cannon, the President’s brother, called by the Secret Service in obedience to the President’s last conscious words, had arrived from Blair House, where he had been staying.

  “Dr. Frank Cannon diagnosed the President’s illness as a—quote—slight stroke—unquote. Later, after the President had been taken to the Naval Hospital for further diagnosis, Dr. Cannon released a statement. Quote—further tests have enabled the medical staff of this hospital to make a more detailed analysis. Apparently, the President has suffered a slight cerebral hemorrhage which has, temporarily at least, partially paralyzed the muscles of his left side. The President, however, has regained consciousness, and his life is in no danger—Unquote.

  “After only sixteen days in the White House, the President has fallen ill. We can only wish him Godspeed and an early recovery.”

  * * * *

  Dr. Frank Cannon stood firmly by his brother’s bedside, shaking his head firmly. “No, commander; I cannot permit that. I am in charge of this case, and I shall remain in charge of it until my patient tells me otherwise.”

  The graying Navy medical officer pursed his lips. “In cases of this sort, doctor,” he said primly, “the Navy is in charge. The patient is, after all, the President of the United States.”

  Dr. Frank went right on shaking his head. “Cuts no ice, commander. I was specifically summoned by the patient. I agreed to take the case. I will be most happy to accept your co-operation; I welcome your advice and aid; but I will not allow my patient to be taken from my charge.”

  “It is hardly considered proper for the physician in charge of a serious case to be a relative of the patient.”

  “Possibly. But it is neither unethical nor illegal.” He gave the commander a dry smile. “I know my brother, commander. Quite well. I also know that you have the authority and the means to expel me from this hospital.” The smile became positively icy. “And, in view of the former, I should not advise you to exercise the latter.”

  The commander wet his lips. “I have no intention of doing so, doctor,” he said rather huffily. “But, inasmuch as the X rays show no—”

  There came a mumble from the man on the bed, and, in that instant, both men forgot their differences and became physicians again, as they focused their attention on the patient.

  President Cannon was blinking his eyes groggily. Or, rather, eye. The left one refused to do more than show a faint flicker of the lid.

  “Hullo, Jamie,” Dr. Frank said gently. “How d’you feel?” It took nerves of steel to show that tender composure. The drug should wear off quickly, but if Jim Cannon’s mind was still fuzzy, and he said the wrong thing—

  For a moment, the President said nothing as he tried to focus his right eye.

  “Don’t try to move, Mr. President,” said the Navy doctor softly.

  President Cannon smiled lopsidedly, the left side of his face refusing to make the effort. “Arright,” he said, in a low, blurred voice. “Wha’ happen’, Frang?”

  “Apparently,” said Dr. Frank carefully, “you’ve had a little bit of a stroke, kid. Nothing to worry about. How do you feel?”

  “Funny. Li’l dizzy. Don’t hurt, though.”

  “Good. Fine. You’ll be O.K. shortly.”

  The President’s voice became stronger. “I’m glad you’re here, Frank. Tell me—is it…bad?”

  “’Tain’t good, kid,” Dr. Frank said with a bedside grin. “You can’t expect a stroke to put you in the best of health, now, can you?”

  The lopsided smile came back. “Guess not.” The smile went away, to be replaced by a puzzled frown. “My whole left side feels dead. What’s the matter?”

  Instead of answering, Dr. Frank Cannon turned to the Navy medic. “I’ll let the commander explain that. What’s your diagnosis, doctor?”

  The commander ran his tongue nervously over his lips before speaking. “There’s apparently a small blood clot in the brain, Mr. President, interfering with the functioning of the efferent nerves.”

  “Permanent?”

  “We don’t know yet, sir. We hope not.”

  President Cannon sighed. “Well. Thank you, commander. And now, if you don’t mind, I’d like to speak to my brother—alone.”

  The commander glanced at Dr. Frank, then back at the President. “Certainly, sir.” He turned to leave.

  “Just a moment, commander,” Dr. Frank said. “There’ll be news reporters out there. Tell them—” He frowned a little. “Tell them that the President is conscious and quite rational, but that there is still some weakness. I don’t think anything more than that will be necessary.”

  “I agree. Certainly, doctor.” At the door, the commander paused and said: “I’ll keep everyone out until you call.”

  “Thanks,” said Dr. Frank as the door closed behind the Navy man.

  As soon as it closed, President Cannon struggled to get up.

  “Don’t try it, kid,” the doctor said, “those muscles are paralyzed, even if you aren’t sick. Here, let me help you.”

  “How did it come off?” Cannon asked as his brother propped him up.

  “Perfectly. No one doubts that it’s a stroke. Now what?”

  “Give me a cigarette.”

  “All right, but watch it. Use your right hand, and smoke with the right side of your mouth. Here.” The doctor lit a cigarette and handed it to his brother. “Now, what’s the next step?”

  “The next step is to tell Matthew Fisher,” said the President.

  * * * *

  Dr. Frank Cannon scowled. “Why? Why not just go through with the thing and let him be fooled along with the rest? It seems to me he’d be…well, more secure in his own position if he didn’t know.”

  “No.” The President hunched himself up on his pillows. “Can’t you raise the head of this bed?”

  Dr. Frank touched a button on the bedside panel, and the upper portion of the bed rose smoothly at an angle. “Better?”

  “Fine. Much better.”

  “You were saying—”

  “Yeah. About Matt Fisher. He has to know. He’ll guess eventually, in the next four years, anyway—unless I hide away somewhere. And I have no intention of doing that.

  “Oh, I’m not trying to show Matt what a great guy I am, Frank. You know better than that, and so will he. But Matt will have to have all the facts at hand, if he’s to do his job right, and it seems to me that this is a pretty important fact. What do you say, Frank?”

  The doctor nodded slowly. “I think you know more about the situation than I do. And I trust your judgment, kid. And Matt’s, too, I guess.”

  “No.” President Cannon’s voice was firm as he looked at his brother with one bright eye. “Don’t trust Matt’s judgment, because he doesn’t have any.”

  Dr. Frank looked astonished. “Then what—?” He stopped.

  “Matthew Fisher,” said President Cannon authoritatively, “doesn’t need judgment any more than you need instinct. No more so, and no less. I said he doesn’t have any judgment, but that’s not exactly true. He has it, but he only uses it for routine work, just as you or I use instinct. We can override our instinctive reactions when we have to. Matt can override his judgment when he has to.

  “I don’t pretend to know how Fisher’s mind works. If I did, I wouldn’t be doing this. But I do know that Matt Fisher—by some mental process I can’t even fathom—almost invariably kno
ws the right thing to do, and he knows it without using judgment.”

  “And you’re still convinced that this is the only way out?” Dr. Frank asked. “Couldn’t you stay in office and let him run things under cover?”

  “We discussed all this months ago, Frank,” Cannon said wearily. “My reasons remain the same. Matt couldn’t possibly operate efficiently if he had to go through me every time. And I am human, too; I’d have a tendency to impose my own judgment on his decisions.

  “No, Frank; this is the only way it can work. This country needs Matthew Fisher as President, but he could never have been elected. Now I’ve done my job; now it’s time for me to get out of the way and turn the Presidency over to a man who can handle the office far better than any other man I know.”

  “You make him sound like some sort of superman,” said Dr. Frank with a wry grin.

  “Hell,” said President Cannon, “you don’t think I’d turn this job over to anything less, do you?” He chuckled. “Call him in, will you?”

  PRESIDENT CANNON RESIGNS!

  Ill Health Given As Reason;

  Doctors Say Recovery

  Unlikely In Near Future.

  VP Fisher To Take Oath Tomorrow.

  THE BRAMBLE BUSH (1962)

  There was a man in our town,

  And he was wond’rous wise;

  He jumped into a bramble bush,

  And scratch’d out both his eyes!

  —Old Nursery Rhyme

  Peter de Hooch was dreaming that the moon had blown up when he awakened. The room was dark except for the glowing night-light near the door, and he sat up trying to separate the dream from reality. He focused his eyes on the glow-plate. What had wakened him? Something had, he was sure, but there didn’t seem to be anything out of the ordinary now.