Citizen in Space ssc-2

by Robert Sheckley

  But that couldn't happen, he assured himself. In a pinch, he could always gestibulize. Who would ever know?

  In another moment he picked up a faint trace of Mirash scent. And then he saw a slight movement about twenty yards away, near a curious T-shaped formation of rock.

  Was it really going to be this easy? How nice! Quietly he adopted an appropriate camouflage and edged forward.

  The mountain trail became steeper, and the sun beat harshly down. Paxton was sweating, even in his air-conditioned coverall. And he was heartily sick of being a good sport.

  "Just when are we leaving this place?" he asked.

  Herrera slapped him genially on the shoulder. "Don't you wanna get rich?"

  "We're rich already," Paxton said.

  "But not rich enough," Herrera told him, his long brown face creasing into a brilliant grin.

  Stellman came up, puffing under the weight of his testing equipment. He set it carefully on the path and sat down. "You gentlemen interested in a short breather?" he asked.

  "Why not?" Herrera said. "All the time in the world." He sat down with his back against a T-shaped formation of rock.

  Stellman lighted a pipe and Herrera found a cigar in the zippered pocket of his coverall. Paxton watched them for a while. Then he asked, "Well, when are we getting off this planet? Or do we set up permanent residence?"

  Herrera just grinned and scratched a light for his cigar.

  "Well, how about it?" Paxton shouted.

  "Relax, you're outvoted," Stellman said. "We formed this company as three equal partners."

  "All using my money," Paxton said.

  "Of course. That's why we took you in. Herrera had the practical mining experience. I had the theoretical knowledge and a pilot's license. You had the money."

  "But we've got plenty of stuff on board now," Paxton said. "The storage compartments are completely filled. Why can't we go to some civilized place now and start spending?"

  "Herrera and I don't have your aristocratic attitude toward wealth," Stellman said with exaggerated patience. "Herrera and I have the childish desire to fill every nook and cranny with treasure. Gold nuggets in the fuel tanks, emeralds in the flour cans, diamonds a foot deep on deck. And this is just the place for it. All manner of costly baubles are lying around just begging to be picked up. We want to be disgustingly, abysmally rich, Paxton."

  Paxton hadn't been listening. He was staring intently at a point near the edge of the trail. In a low voice, he said, "That tree just moved."

  Herrera burst into laughter. "Monsters, I suppose," he sneered.

  "Be calm," Stellman said mournfully. "My boy, I am a middle-aged man, overweight and easily frightened. Do you think I'd stay here if there were the slightest danger?"

  "There! It moved again!"

  "We surveyed this planet three months ago," Stellman said.

  "We found no intelligent beings, no dangerous animals, no poisonous plants, remember? All we found were woods and mountains and gold and lakes and emeralds and rivers and diamonds. If there were something here, wouldn't it have attacked us long before?"

  "I'm telling you I saw it move," Paxton insisted.

  Herrera stood up. "This tree?" he asked Paxton.

  "Yes. See, it doesn't even look like the others. Different texture —"

  In a single synchronized movement, Herrera pulled a Mark II blaster from a side holster and fired three charges into the tree. The tree and all underbrush for ten yards around burst into flame and crumpled.

  "All gone now," Herrera said.

  Paxton rubbed his jaw. "I heard it scream when you shot it."

  "Sure. But it's dead now," Herrera said soothingly. "If anything else moves, you just tell me, I shoot it. Now we find some more little emeralds, huh?"

  Paxton and Stellman lifted their packs and followed Herrera up the trail. Stellman said in a low, amused voice, "Direct sort of fellow, isn't he?"

  Slowly Drog returned to consciousness. The Mirash's flaming weapon had caught him in camouflage, almost completely unshielded. He still couldn't understand how it had happened. There had been no premonitory fear-scent, no snorting, no snarling, no warning whatsoever. The Mirash had attacked with blind suddenness, without waiting to see whether he was friend or foe.

  At last Drog understood the nature of the beast he was up against.

  He waited until the hoofbeats of the three bull Mirash had faded into the distance. Then, painfully, he tried to extrude a visual receptor. Nothing happened. He had a moment of utter panic. If his central nervous system was damaged, this was the end.

  He tried again. This time, a piece of rock slid off him, and he was able to reconstruct.

  Quickly he performed an internal scansion. He sighed with relief. It had been a close thing. Instinctively he had quondicated at the flash moment and it had saved his life.

  He tried to think of another course of action, but the shock of that sudden, vicious, unpremeditated assault had driven all Hunting Lore out of his mind. He found that he had absolutely no desire to encounter the savage Mirash again.

  Suppose he returned without the stupid hide? He could tell the Patrol Leader that the Mirash were all females, and therefore unhuntable. A Young Scouter's word was honored, so no one would question him, or even check up.

  But that would never do. How could he even consider it?

  Well, he told himself gloomily, he could resign from the Scouters, put an end to the whole ridiculous business; the campfires, the singing, the games, the comradeship…

  This would never do, Drog decided, taking himself firmly in hand. He was acting as though the Mirash were antagonists capable of planning against him. But the Mirash were not even intelligent beings. No creature without tentacles had ever developed true intelligence. That was Etlib's Law, and it had never been disputed.

  In a battle between intelligence and instinctive cunning, intelligence always won. It had to. All he had to do was figure out how.

  Drog began to track the Mirash again, following their odor. What colonial weapon should he use? A small atomic bomb? No, that would more than likely ruin the hide.

  He stopped suddenly and laughed. It was really very simple, when one applied oneself. Why should he come into direct and dangerous contact with the Mirash? The time had come to use his brain, his understanding of animal psychology, bis knowledge of Lures and Snares.

  Instead of tracking the Mirash, he would go to their den.

  And there he would set a trap.

  Their temporary camp was in a cave, and by the time they arrived there it was sunset. Every crag and pinnacle of rock threw a precise and sharp-edged shadow. The ship lay five miles below them on the valley floor, its metallic hide glistening red and silver. In their packs were a dozen emeralds, small, but of an excellent color.

  At an hour like this, Paxton thought of a small Ohio town, a soda fountain, a girl with bright hair. Herrera smiled to himself, contemplating certain gaudy ways of spending a million dollars before settling down to the serious business of ranching. And Stellman was already phrasing his Ph.D. thesis on extraterrestrial mineral deposits.

  They were all in a pleasant, relaxed mood. Paxton had recovered completely from his earlier attack of nerves. Now he wished an alien monster would show up — a green one, by preference — chasing a lovely, scantily clad woman.

  "Home again," Stellman said as they approached the entrance of the cave. "Want beef stew tonight?" It was his turn to cook.

  "With onions," Paxton said, starting into the cave. He jumped back abruptly. "What's that?"

  A few feet from the mouth of the cave was a small roast beef, still steaming hot, four large diamonds, and a bottle of whiskey.

  "That's odd," Stellman said. "And a trifle unnerving."

  Paxton bent down to examine a diamond. Herrera pulled him back.

  "Might be booby-trapped."

  "There aren't any wires," Paxton said.

  Herrera stared at the roast beef, the diamonds, the bottle of whiskey
. He looked very unhappy.

  "I don't trust this," he said.

  "Maybe there are natives here," Stellman said. "Very timid ones. This might be their goodwill offering."

  "Sure," Herrera said. "They sent to Terra for a bottle of Old Space Ranger just for us."

  "What are we going to do?" Paxton asked.

  "Stand clear," Herrera said. "Move 'way back." He broke off a long branch from a nearby tree and poked gingerly at the diamonds.

  "Nothing's happening," Paxton said.

  The long grass Herrera was standing on whipped tightly around his ankles. The ground beneath him surged, broke into a neat disk fifteen feet in diameter and, trailing root-ends, began to lift itself into the air. Herrera tried to jump free, but the grass held him like a thousand green tentacles. "Hang on!" Paxton yelled idiotically, rushed forward and grabbed a corner of the rising disk of earth. It dipped steeply, stopped for a moment, and began to rise again. By then Herrera had his knife out, and was slashing the grass around his ankles. Stellman came unfrozen when he saw Paxton rising past his head.

  Stellman seized him by the ankles, arresting the flight of the disk once more. Herrera wrenched one foot free and threw himself over the edge. The other ankle was held for a moment, then the tough grass parted under his weight. He dropped head-first to the ground, at the last moment ducking his head and landing on his shoulders. Paxton let go of the disk and fell, landing on Stellman's stomach.

  The disk of earth, with its cargo of roast beef, whiskey and diamonds, continued to rise until it was out of sight.

  The sun had set. Without speaking, the three men entered their cave, blasters drawn. They built a roaring fire at the mouth and moved back into the cave's interior.

  "We'll guard in shifts tonight," Herrera said.

  Paxton and Stellman nodded.

  Herrera said, "I think you're right, Paxton. We've stayed here long enough."

  "Too long," Paxton said.

  Herrera shrugged his shoulders. "As soon as it's light, we return to the ship and get out of here."

  "If," Stellman said, "we are able to reach the ship."

  Drog was quite discouraged. With a sinking heart he had watched the premature springing of his trap, the struggle, and the escape of the Mirash. It had been such a splendid Mirash, too. The biggest of the three!

  He knew now what he had done wrong. In his eagerness, he had overbaited his trap. Just the minerals would have been sufficient, for Mirash were notoriously mineral-tropic. But no, he had to improve on pioneer methods, he had to use food stimuli as well. No wonder they had reacted suspiciously, with their senses so overburdened.

  Now they were enraged, alert, and decidedly dangerous.

  And a thoroughly aroused Mirash was one of the most fearsome sights in the Galaxy.

  Drog felt very much alone as Elbonai's twin moons rose in the western sky. He could see the Mirash campfire blazing in the mouth of their cave. And by direct perception he could see the Mirash crouched within, every sense alert, weapons ready.

  Was a Mirash hide really worth all this trouble?

  Drog decided that he would much rather be floating at the five-thousand-foot level, sculpturing cloud formations and dreaming. He wanted to sop up radiation instead of eating nasty old solid food. And what use was all this hunting and trapping, anyhow? Worthless skills that his people had outgrown.

  For a moment he almost had himself convinced. And then, in a flash of pure perception, he understood what it was all about.

  True, the Elbonaians had outgrown their competition, developed past all danger of competition. But the Universe was wide, and capable of many surprises. Who could foresee what would come, what new dangers the race might have to face? And how could they meet them if the hunting instinct was lost?

  No, the old ways had to be preserved, to serve as patterns; as reminders that peaceable, intelligent life was an unstable entity in an unfriendly Universe.

  He was going to get that Mirash hide, or die trying!

  The most important thing was to get them out of that cave. Now his hunting knowledge had returned to him.

  Quickly, skillfully, he shaped a Mirash horn.

  "Did you hear that?" Paxton asked.

  "I thought I heard something," Stellman said, and they all listened intently.

  The sound came again. It was a voice crying, "Oh, help, help me!"

  "It's a girl!" Paxton jumped to his feet.

  "It sounds like a girl," Stellman said.

  "Please, help me," the girl's voice wailed. "I can't hold out much longer. Is there anyone who can help me?"

  Blood rushed to Paxton's face. In a flash he saw her, small, exquisite, standing beside her wrecked sports-spacer (what a foolhardy trip it had been!) with monsters, green and slimy, closing in on her. And then he arrived, a foul alien beast.

  Paxton picked up a spare blaster. "I'm going out there," he said coolly.

  "Sit down, you moron!" Herrera ordered.

  "But you heard her, didn't you?"

  "That can't be a girl," Herrera said. "What would a girl be doing on this planet?"

  "I'm going to find out," Paxton said, brandishing two blasters. "Maybe a spaceliner crashed, or she could have been out joyriding, and —"

  "Siddown!" Herrera yelled.

  "He's right," Stellman tried to reason with Paxton. "Even if a girl is out there, which I doubt, there's nothing we can do."

  "Oh, help, help, it's coming after me!" the girl's voice screamed.

  "Get out of my way," Paxton said, his voice low and dangerous.

  "You're really going?" Herrera asked incredulously.

  "Yes! Are you going to stop me?"

  "Go ahead." Herrera gestured at the entrance of the cave.

  "We can't let him!" Stellman gasped.

  "Why not? His funeral," Herrera said lazily.

  "Don't worry about me," Paxton said. "I'll be back in fifteen minutes — with her!" He turned on his heel and started toward the entrance. Herrera leaned forward and, with considerable precision, clubbed Paxton behind the ear with a stick of firewood. Stellman caught him as he fell.

  They stretched Paxton out in the rear of the cave and returned to their vigil. The lady in distress moaned and pleaded for the next five hours. Much too long, as Paxton had to agree, even for a movie serial.

  A gloomy, rain-splattered daybreak found Drog still camped a hundred yards from the cave. He saw the Mirash emerge in a tight group, weapons ready, eyes watching warily for any movement.

  Why had the Mirash horn failed? The Scouter Manual said it was an infallible means of attracting the bull Mirash. But perhaps this wasn't mating season.

  They were moving in the direction of a metallic ovoid which Drog recognized as a primitive spatial conveyance. It was crude, but once inside it the Mirash were safe from him.

  He could simply trevest them, and that would end it. But it wouldn't be very humane. Above all, the ancient Elbonaians had been gentle and merciful, and a Young Scouter tried to be like them. Besides, trevestment wasn't a true pioneering method.

  That left ilitrocy. It was the oldest trick in the book, and he'd have to get close to work it. But he had nothing to lose.

  And luckily, climatic conditions were perfect for it.

  It started as a thin ground-mist. But, as the watery sun climbed the gray sky, fog began forming.

  Herrera cursed angrily as it grew more dense. "Keep close together now. Of all the luck!"

  Soon they were walking with their hands on each others' shoulders, blasters ready, peering into the impenetrable fog.

  "Herrera?"

  "Yeah?"

  "Are you sure we're going in the right direction?"

  "Sure. I took a compass course before the fog closed in."

  "Suppose your compass is off?"

  "Don't even think about it."

  They walked on, picking their way carefully over the rock-strewn ground.

  "I think I see the ship," Paxton said.

  "No, not y
et," Herrera said.

  Stellman stumbled over a rock, dropped his blaster, picked it up again and fumbled around for Herrera's shoulder. He found it and walked on.

  "I think we're almost there," Herrera said.

  "I sure hope so," Paxton said. "I've had enough."

  "Think your girl friend's waiting for you at the ship?"

  "Don't rub it in."

  "Okay," Herrera said. "Hey, Stellman, you better grab hold of my shoulder again. No sense getting separated."

  "I am holding your shoulder," Stellman said.

  "You're not."

  "I am, I tell you!"

  "Look, I guess I know if someone's holding my shoulder or not."

  "Am I holding your shoulder, Paxton?"

  "No," Paxton said.

  "That's bad," Stellman said, very slowly. "That's bad, indeed."

  "Why?"

  "Because I'm definitely holding someone's shoulder."

  Herrera yelled, "Get down, get down quick, give me room to shoot!" But it was too late. A sweet-sour odor was in the air. Stellman and Paxton smelled it and collapsed. Herrera ran forward blindly, trying to hold his breath. He stumbled and fell over a rock, tried to get back on his feet —

  And everything went black.

  The fog lifted suddenly and Drog was standing alone, smiling triumphantly. He pulled out a long-bladed skinning knife and bent over the nearest Mirash.

  The spaceship hurtled toward Terra at a velocity which threatened momentarily to burn out the overdrive. Herrera, hunched over the controls, finally regained his self-control and cut the speed down to normal. His usually tan face was still ashen, and his hands shook on the instruments.

  Stellman came in from the bunkroom and flopped wearily in the co-pilot's seat.

  "How's Paxton?" Herrera asked.

  "I dosed him with Drona-3," Stellman said. "He's going to be all right."

  "He's a good kid," Herrera said.

  "It's just shock, for the most part," Stellman said. "When he comes to, I'm going to put him to work counting diamonds. Counting diamonds is the best of therapies, I understand."

  Herrera grinned, and his face began to regain its normal color. "I feel like doing a little diamond-counting myself, now that it's all turned out okay." Then his long face became serious. "But I ask you, Stellman, who could figure it? I still don't understand!"