Bringing Home the Bachelor

by Sarah M. Anderson

  “I made my own choices, so there’s nothing for anyone to feel guilty about. The solitude you lament suits me just fine. So put your minds the hell at ease and leave me be.”

  “I’ll be happy to, right after you give my proposition serious consideration and not dismiss it out of hand.”

  “Said proposition deserves nothing else.”

  “Give me one good reason it does. Citing things about Kanza that are ten years outdated doesn’t count.”

  “How about an updated one? If she’s twenty-eight—”

  “She’ll be twenty-nine in a few months.”

  “And she hasn’t married yet—I assume no poor man has taken her off the shelf only to drop her back there like a burning coal and run into the horizon screaming?”

  Shaheen’s pursed lips were the essence of disapproval. “No, she hasn’t been married or even engaged.”

  He smirked in self-satisfaction at the accuracy of his projections. “At her age, by Zohaydan standards, she’s already long fossilized.”

  “How gallant of you, Aram. I thought you were a progressive man who’s against all backward ideas, including ageism. I never dreamed you’d hold a woman’s age against her in anything, let alone in her suitability for marriage.”

  “You know I don’t subscribe to any of that crap. What I’m saying is if she is a Zohaydan woman, and a princess, who didn’t get approached by a man for that long, it is proof that she is generally viewed as incompatible with human life.”

  “The exact same thing could be said about you.”

  Throwing his hands up in exasperation, he landed them on his friend’s shoulders. “Listen carefully, Shaheen, because I’ll say this once, and we will not speak of this again. I will not get married. Not to become Zohaydan and become your minister of economy, not for any other reason. If you really need my help, I’ll gladly offer you and Zohayd my services.”

  Shaheen, who had clearly anticipated this as one of Aram’s answers, was ready with his rebuttal. “The level of involvement needed has to be full-time, with you taking the top job and living in Zohayd.”

  “I have my own business…”

  “Which you’ve set up so ingeniously and have trained your deputies so thoroughly you only need to supervise operations from afar for it to continue on its current trajectory of phenomenal success. This level of efficiency, this uncanny ability to employ the right people and to get the best out of them is exactly what I need you to do for Zohayd.”

  “You haven’t been working the job full-time,” he pointed out.

  “Only because my father has been helping me since he abdicated. But now he’s retreating from public life completely. Even with his help, I’ve been torn between my family, my business and the ministry. Now we have another baby on the way and family time will only increase. And Johara is becoming more involved in humanitarian projects that require my attention, as well. I simply can’t find a way to juggle it all if I remain minister.”

  He narrowed his eyes at Shaheen. “So I should sacrifice my own life to smooth out yours?”

  “You’d be sacrificing nothing. Your business will continue as always, you’d be the best minister of economy humanly possible, a position you’d revel in, and you’ll get a family…something I know you have always longed for.”

  Yeah. He was the only male he knew who’d planned at sixteen that he’d get married by eighteen, have half a dozen kids, pick one place and one job and grow deep, deep roots.

  And here he was, forty, alone and rootless.

  How had that happened?

  Which was the rhetorical question to end all rhetorical questions. He knew just how.

  “What I longed for and what I am equipped for are poles apart, Shaheen. I’ve long come to terms with the fact that I’m never getting married, never having a family. This might be unimaginable to you in your state of familial nirvana, but not everyone is made for wedded bliss. Given the number of broken homes worldwide, I’d say those who are equipped for it are a minority. I happen to be one of the majority, but I happen to be at peace with it.”

  It was Shaheen who took him by the shoulders now. “I believed the exact same thing about myself before Johara found me again. Now look at me…ecstatically united with the one right person.”

  Aram bit back a comment that would take this argument into an unending loop. That it was Shaheen and Johara’s marriage that had shattered any delusions he’d entertained that he could ever get married himself.

  What they had together—this total commitment, trust, friendship and passion—was what he’d always dreamed of. Their example had made him certain that if he couldn’t have that—and he didn’t entertain the least hope he’d ever have it—then he couldn’t settle for anything less.

  Evidently worried that Aram had stopped arguing, Shaheen rushed to add, “I’m not asking you to get married tomorrow, Aram. I’m just asking you to consider the possibility.”

  “I don’t need to. I have been and will always remain perfectly fine on my own.”

  Eager to put an abrupt end to this latest bout of emotional wrestling—the worst he’d had so far with Shaheen—he started to turn around, but his friend held him back.

  He leveled fed-up eyes on Shaheen. “Now what?”

  “You look like hell.”

  He felt like it, too. As for how he looked, during necessary self-maintenance he’d indeed been seeing a frayed edition of the self he remembered.

  Seemed hitting forty did hit a man hard.

  A huff of deprecation escaped him. “Why, thanks, Shaheen. You were always such a sweet talker.”

  “I’m telling it as it is, Aram. You’re working yourself into the ground…and if you think I’m blunt, it’s nothing compared to what Amjad said when he last saw you.”

  Amjad, the king of Zohayd, Shaheen’s oldest brother. The Mad Prince turned the Crazy King. And one of the biggest jerks in human history.

  Aram exhaled in disgust. “I was right there when he relished the fact that I looked ‘like something the cat dragged in, chewed up and barfed.’ But thanks for bringing up that royal pain. I didn’t even factor him in my refusal. But even if I considered the job offer/marriage package the opportunity of a lifetime, I’d still turn it down flat because it would bring me in contact with him. I can’t believe you’re actually asking me to become a minister in that inhuman affliction’s cabinet.”

  Shaheen grinned at his diatribe. “You’ll work with me, not him.”

  “No, I won’t. Give it up, already.”

  Shaheen looked unsatisfied and tried again. “About Kanza…”

  A memory burst in his head. He couldn’t believe it hadn’t come to him before. “Yes, about her and about abominations for older siblings. You didn’t only pick Kanza the Monster for my best match but the half sister of the Fury herself, Maysoon.”

  “I hoped you’d forgotten about her. But I guess that was asking too much.” Wryness twisted Shaheen’s lips. “Maysoon was a tad…temperamental.”

  “A tad?” he scoffed. “She was a raging basket case. I barely escaped her in one piece.”

  And she’d been the reason that he’d had to leave Zohayd and his father behind. The reason he’d had to abandon his dream of ever making a home there.

  “Kanza is her extreme opposite, anyway.”

  “You got that right. While Maysoon was a stunning if unstable harpy, Kanza was an off-putting miscreant.”

  “I diametrically differ with your evaluation of Kanza. While I know she may not be…sophisticated like her womenfolk, Kanza’s very unpretentiousness makes me like her far more. Even if you don’t consider those virtues exciting, they would actually make her a more suitable wife for you.”

  Aram lifted a sarcastic brow. “You figure?”

  “I do. It would make her safe and steady, not like the fickle, demanding women you’re used to.”

  “You’re only making your argument even more inadmissible, Shaheen. Even if I wanted this, and I consider almost anything
admissible in achieving my objectives, I would draw the line at exploiting the mousy, unworldly spinster you’re painting her to be.”

  “Who says there’d be any exploitation? You might be a pain in the neck that rivals even Amjad sometimes but you’re one of the most coveted eligible bachelors in the world. Kanza would probably jump at the opportunity to be your wife.”

  Maybe. Probably. Still…

  “No, Shaheen. And that’s final.”

  The forcefulness he’d injected into his voice seemed to finally get to Shaheen, who looked at him with that drop-it-now-to-attack-another-day expression that he knew all too well.

  Aram clamped his friend’s arm, dragging him to the door. “Now go home, Shaheen. Kiss Johara and Gharam for me.”

  Shaheen still resisted being shoved out. “Just assess the situation like you do any other business proposition before you make a decision either way.”

  Aram groaned. Shaheen was one dogged son of a king. “I’ve already made a decision, Shaheen, so give it a rest.”

  Before he finally walked away, Shaheen gave him that unfazed smile of his that eloquently said he wouldn’t.

  Resigned that he hadn’t heard the last of this, Aram closed the door after him with a decisive click.

  The moment he did, his shoulders slumped as his feet dragged to the couch. Throwing himself down on it, he decided to spend yet another night there. No need for him to go “home.” Since he didn’t have one anyway.

  But as he stretched out and closed his eyes, his meeting with Shaheen revolved in his mind in a nonstop loop.

  He might have sent Shaheen on his way with an adamant refusal, but it wasn’t that easy to suppress his own temptation.

  Shaheen’s previous persuasions hadn’t even given him pause. After all, there had been nothing for him to do in Zohayd except be with his family, who had their priorities—of which he wasn’t one. But now that Shaheen was dangling that job offer in front of him, he could actually visualize a real future there.

  He’d given Zohayd’s economy constant thought when he’d lived there, had studied it and planned to make it his life’s work. Now, as if Shaheen had been privy to all that, he was offering him the very position where he could utilize all his talents and expertise and put his plans into action.

  Then came that one snag in what could have been a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

  The get-married-to-become-Zohaydan one.

  But…should it be a snag? Maybe convenience was the one way he could get married. And since he didn’t want to get married for real, perhaps Shaheen’s candidate was exactly what he needed.

  Her family was royal but not too high up on the tree of royalty as to be too lofty, and their fortune was nowhere near his billionaire status. Maybe as Shaheen had suggested, she’d give him the status he needed, luxuriate in the boost in wealth he’d provide and stay out of his hair.

  He found himself standing before the wall-to-wall mirror in the bathroom. He didn’t know how he’d gotten there. Meeting his own eyes jogged him out of the preposterous trajectory of his thoughts.

  He winced at himself. Shaheen had played him but good. He’d actually made him consider the impossible.

  And it was impossible. Being in Zohayd, the only place that had been home to him, being with his family, being Zohayd’s minister of economy were nice fantasies.

  And they would remain just that.

  *

  Miraculously, Shaheen hadn’t pursued the subject further.

  Wonders would never cease, it seemed.

  The only thing he’d brought up in the past two weeks had been an invitation to a party he and Johara were holding in their New York penthouse tonight. An invitation he’d declined.

  He was driving to the hotel where he “lived,” musing over Shaheen dropping the subject, wrestling with this ridiculously perverse sense of disappointment, when his phone rang. Johara.

  He pressed the Bluetooth button and her voice poured its warmth over the crystal-clear connection.

  “Aram, please tell me you’re not working or sleeping.”

  He barely caught back a groan. This must be about the party, and he’d hate refusing her to her ears. It was an actual physical pain being unable to give Johara whatever she wanted. Since the moment she’d been born, he’d been a khaatem f’esba’ha, or “a ring on her finger,” as they said in Zohayd. He was lucky that she was part angel or she would have used him as her rattle toy through life.

  He prayed she wouldn’t exercise her power over him, make it impossible for him to turn down the invitation again. He was at an all-time low, wasn’t in any condition to be exposed to her and Shaheen’s happiness.

  He imbued his voice with the smile that only Johara could generate inside him no matter what. “I’m driving back to the hotel, sweetheart. Are you almost ready for your party?”

  “Oh, I am, but…are you already there? If you are, don’t bother. I’ll think of something else.”

  He frowned. “What is this all about, Johara?”

  Sounding apologetic, she sighed. “There’s a very important file that one of my guests gave me to read, and we’d planned to discuss it at the party. Unfortunately, I forgot it back in my office at Shaheen’s building, and I can’t leave now. So I was wondering if you could go get the file and bring it here to me?” She hesitated. “I’m sorry to take you out of your way and I promise not to try to persuade you to stay at the party, but I can’t trust anyone else with the pass codes to my filing cabinets.”

  “You know you can ask me anything at all, anytime.”

  “Anything but come to the party, huh?” He started to recite the rehearsed excuse he’d given Shaheen, and she interjected, “But Shaheen told me you did look like you needed an early night, so I totally understand. And it’s not as if I could have enjoyed your company anyway, since we’ve invited a few dozen people and I’ll be flitting all over playing hostess.”

  He let out a sigh of relief for her letting him off the hook, looking forward to seeing them yet having the excuse to keep the visit to the brevity he could withstand tonight.

  “Tell me what to look for.”

  *

  Twenty minutes later, Aram was striding across the top floor of Shaheen’s skyscraper.

  As he entered Johara’s company headquarters, he frowned. The door to her assistants’ office, which led to hers, was open. Weird.

  Deciding that it must have been a rare oversight in their haste to attend Johara and Shaheen’s soiree, he walked in and found the door to his sister’s private office also ajar. Before he could process this new information, a slam reverberated through him.

  He froze, his senses on high alert. Not that it took any effort to pinpoint the source of the noise. The racket that followed was unmistakable in direction and nature. Someone was inside Johara’s office and was turning it upside down.

  Thief was the first thing that jumped into his mind.

  But no. There was no way anyone could have bypassed security. Except someone the guards knew. Maybe one of Johara’s assistants was in there looking for the file she’d asked him for? But she had been clear she hadn’t trusted anyone else with her personal pass codes. So could one of her employees be trying to break into her files?

  No, again. He trusted his gut feelings, and he knew Johara had chosen her people well.

  Then perhaps someone who worked for Shaheen was trying to steal classified info only she as his wife would be privy to?

  Maybe. Calling the guards was the logical next step, anyway. But if he’d jumped to conclusions it could cause unnecessary fright and embarrassment to whomever was inside. He should take a look before he made up his mind how to proceed.

  He neared the door in soundless steps, not that the person inside would have heard a marching band. A bulldozer wouldn’t have caused more commotion than that intruder. That alone was just cause to give whomever it was a bit of a scare.

  Peeping inside, he primed himself for a confrontation if need be. The next mom
ent, everything in his mind emptied.

  It was a woman. Young, slight, wiry. With the thickest mane of hair he’d ever seen flying after her like dark flames as she crashed about Johara’s office. And she didn’t look in the least worried she’d be caught in the act.

  Without making a conscious decision, he found himself striding right in.

  Then he heard himself saying, “Why don’t you fill me in on what you’re looking for?”

  The woman jumped in the air. She was so light, her movement so vertical, so high, it triggered an exaggerated image in his mind of a cartoon character jumping out of her skin in fright. It almost forced a laugh from his lips at its absurdity yet its appropriateness for this brownie.

  The laugh dissolved into a smile that hadn’t touched his lips in far too long as she turned to him.

  He watched her, feeling as if time was decelerating, like one of those slow-motion movie sequences that signified a momentous event.

  He heard himself again, amusement soaking his drawl. “I hear that while searching for something that evidently elusive, two sets of hands and eyes, not to mention two brains, are better than one.”

  With his last word, she was facing him. And though her face was a canvas of shock, and he could tell from her shapeless black shirt and pants that the tiny sprite was unarmed, it felt as if he’d gotten a kick in his gut.

  And that was before her startled expression faded, before those fierce, dark eyes flayed a layer off his skin and her husky voice burned down his nerve endings.

  “I should have known the unfortunate event of tripping into your presence was a territorial hazard around this place. So what brings you to your poor sister’s office while she’s not around? Is no one safe from the raids of The Pirate?”

  ISBN: 9781460318379

  BRINGING HOME THE BACHELOR

  Copyright © 2013 by Sarah M. Anderson

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