Kinard Mythology Anthology

by Kinard Middle School

  Yellow Tractor Adventure

  By Jack Maunsell

  One smelly old night at Applebee’s, a sun yellow tractor named Hypothoughis who was a very nice and clean tractor who always smiled. He was cleaning a fire truck red apple sauce bowl and saw a little spider named Jimpotbulize jump on a banana and die. This was super strange, thought Hypothoughis, but then it hit him. Hypolothus, his brother was near. Hypolothus was a green tractor who hated everything but his restaurant, McDonalds.

  Hypothoughis went outside and said, “Hey, Hypolothus go before I call the police.”

  “You are too scared brother you would never do that!” Hypolothus answered

  Being the guy he was, Hypolothus attacked him and tried to eat him. Hypothesis fought back, but Hypolothus just was too strong.

  After a while, Hypothoughis overpowered Hypolothus and threw him to space. Hypothoughis followed him up to space and after a while he found Hypolothus laying on the sun.

  Hypolothus said, “Please help me, I am burning.” Hypothoughis couldn’t stand looking at him burn.

  He said to his brother,” I will help you under one circumstance, if we start a restaurant together.”

  “I agree.” he said and they went home.

  The next day, they tore down McDonalds, sold Applebee’s, and spent $1,000,000 on a new restaurant called Qdoba. Hypolothus finally became nice and smiled for the first time, Qdoba was super successful, and they made a ton of money. They were best friends again and got along great. After about 10 years of running Qdoba, they finally sold it to a squirrel and both died later that year. Everyone was heartbroken, but they buried him under the playhouse in the restaurant. That is the story of how Qdoba became to be. Jack Maunsell