A Host of Furious Fancies

by Mercedes Lackey

  A HOST

  OF FURIOUS

  FANCIES

  Mercedes Lackey &

  Rosemary Edghill

  Baen Books by Mercedes Lackey

  BARDIC VOICES

  The Lark and the Wren

  The Robin and the Kestrel

  The Eagle and the Nightingales

  The Free Bards

  Four & Twenty Blackbirds

  Bardic Choices: A Cast of Corbies (with Josepha Sherman)

  The Fire Rose

  The Wizard of Karres (with Eric Flint & Dave Freer)

  Werehunter

  Fiddler Fair

  Brain Ships (with Anne McCaffrey & Margaret Ball)

  The Sword of Knowledge (with C.J. Cherryh, Leslie Fish & Nancy Asire)

  Bedlam's Bard (with Ellen Guon)

  Beyond World's End (with Rosemary Edghill)

  Spirits White as Lightning (with Rosemary Edghill)

  A Host of Furious Fancies (omnibus, with Rosemary Edghill)

  Mad Maudlin (with Rosemary Edghill)

  Music to my Sorrow (with Rosemary Edghill)

  Bedlam's Edge (ed. with Rosemary Edghill)

  THE SERRATED EDGE

  Chrome Circle (with Larry Dixon)

  The Chrome Borne (with Larry Dixon)

  The Otherworld (with Larry Dixon & Mark Shepherd)

  HISTORICAL FANTASIES WITH ROBERTA GELLIS

  This Scepter'd Isle

  Ill Met by Moonlight

  By Slanderous Tongues

  And Less Than Kind

  HEIRS OF ALEXANDRIA SERIES

  by Mercedes Lackey, Eric Flint & Dave Freer

  The Shadow of the Lion

  This Rough Magic

  Much Fall of Blood

  Burdens of the Dead (forthcoming)

  THE SECRET WORLD CHRONICLE

  Invasion: Book One of the Secret World Chronicle (with Steve Libbey, Cody Martin & Dennis Lee)

  World Divided: Book Two of the Secret World Chronicle (with Cody Martin, Dennis Lee & Veronica Giguere)

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  please go to www.baenebooks.com

  A HOST OF FURIOUS FANCIES

  This is a work of fiction. All the characters and events portrayed in this book are fictional, and any resemblance to real people or incidents is purely coincidental.

  Beyond World's End copyright © 2000 by Mercedes Lackey & Rosemary Edghill. Spirits White as Lightning copyright © 2002 by Mercedes Lackey & Rosemary Edghill.

  All rights reserved, including the right to reproduce this book or portions thereof in any form.

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  Baen Publishing Enterprises

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  ISBN: 978-1-4516-3800-4

  Cover art by Eric Williams

  First Baen printing, September 2012

  Distributed by Simon & Schuster

  1230 Avenue of the Americas

  New York, NY 10020

  Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data

  Lackey, Mercedes.

  [Beyond world's end]

  A host of furious fancies / by Mercedes Lackey and Rosemary Edgehill.

  p. cm.

  ISBN 978-1-4516-3800-4 (pbk.)

  1. Banyon, Eric (Fictitious character)--Fiction. 2. Bards and bardism--Fiction. 3. Musicians--Fiction. 4. Wizards--Fiction. 5. Manhattan (New York, N.Y.)--Fiction. I. Edghill, Rosemary. II. Lackey, Mercedes. Spirits white as lightning. III. Title.

  PS3562.A246B49 2012

  813'.54--dc23

  2012022387

  Printed in the United States of America

  10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1

  BEYOND

  WORLD’S

  END

  DEDICATION

  To all the folks at the Arlington Pak-Mail, John Giardi,

  Amy Bombardieri, Stephanie Cole, and the divine Murphy

  (woof!), for last-minute copies, shipping, and cold wet noses

  far beyond the call of duty.

  And to my esteemed co-authoress,

  who is as fond of elves as I am.

  —Rosemary Edghill

  “By a knight of ghosts and shadows

  I summoned am to tourney

  Ten leagues beyond the wide world’s end

  Methinks it is no journey.”

  —Tom O’ Bedlam (traditional)

  ONE:

  THE PARTING OF FRIENDS

  “Are you sure you really want to do this?” Beth asked Eric for roughly the five hundredth time in the past month.

  As a long-time stranger to big cities, it was hard for Eric to believe that there was anywhere in New York City where she could have been heard without shouting, but this strange little tree-shaded court was somehow as quiet as a desert canyon miles outside of Los Angeles—and just about as hot. It was September, but there was no hint of fall in the air, and the leaves on the slender maples growing in their squares of earth allocated in the sidewalk were still green. Today was one of the shimmering-hot days that persisted well into October here, and the stone of the buildings surrounding them seemed to hold and reflect back every degree of heat. The buildings also shut most of the traffic noise out, making a private oasis in the heart of the city. Beth and Kory—and their motorcycles-cum-elvensteeds—were the only creatures on the street besides Eric.

  Eric looked up at the old apartment building that was going to be his home for the next year or so, and nodded.

  “I’m sure,” he replied firmly. “Things couldn’t go on the way they have been—and none of us wanted them to.” Then he grinned. “Besides, you aren’t going to be that far away by Underhill standards. And I’m a fully functional Bard now, remember? I can come visit you any time I want to—or any time you guys are getting stir-crazy.”

  Beth looked as if she might want to argue that point for a moment; then, instead of saying anything, she just sighed.

  “You certainly aren’t the same Eric Banyon anymore,” she admitted. “You not only have feck, but you know what machine to buy your clues from,” she said, grinning proudly.

  “And I brought my own roll of quarters to put in the machine,” Eric shot back, grinning.

  Earlier this morning, the three of them had packed up the last of their stuff from the friend’s place they’d been crashing at between Faire weekends. The Sterling Forest RenFaire ran every year from July to September at a site about an hour north of New York City. There was even a Nexus there, Elfhame Everforest, the only one on the East Coast, tucked away in the State Park that surrounded the Fairesite.

  The three of them had been working the Faire together, just like old times. Only this time it was a farewell performance, and they’d all known it. It had added a certain sweetness to the music. But all good things must come to an end.

  He put down his two bags to hug her. “No worries, pretty lady. I’ll be fine. The kids at Juilliard are already calling me ‘old man,’ and taking bets on who’s going to win the confrontations between me and the administration. Odds are in my favor, by the way.” Classes started on Monday, but he’d already been up to the school several times, for Registration and Orientation. It hadn’t changed much in all the years he’d been away—schools had a lot in common with Underhill in that respect.

  Beth traded places with Kory, who was not at all ashamed to bestow as hearty a hug on Eric as Beth had. “You do know the way Underhill, if you need to come,” Korendil appealed. There was an unspoken plea in the elf’s emerald-green eyes. “Do not allow pride to keep you from seeking your friends if you need help.”

  Eric shook his shaggy head; haircuts had not been
a priority either Underhill or at the Faire, and he didn’t want to do anything about the length of his mane just yet. “Believe me, Elfhame Everforest is the first place I’ll head for if I get into trouble,” he promised. “Now, you two—go! If you don’t make some tracks, you won’t reach Sterling Forest before sunset, elvensteeds or no elvensteeds, and this is going to be your last RenFaire gig before the baby comes. I think I can manage to move my last two bags into an apartment without help—and take care of myself once I’ve settled in.”

  They’d been staying with Bonnie and Kit up in Inwood—a comic book writer and a Witch that Beth knew from years ago—while Eric and Beth made the many purchases necessary to turn a rented apartment into a home—and waited the several weeks for delivery of the furniture! Eric wasn’t displeased to have the transition time: living Underhill for an extended period made returning to the World Above a distinct shock. And no place else, in Underhill or the World Above, was quite like New York City. It made even the Chaos Lands seem quiet.

  Beth paused to hug him once more. “You know, I think you can,” she admitted, looking just a little tearful. “And maybe that’s the scariest part of all. You don’t need us anymore.”

  There wasn’t any reply he could make to that statement—there was enough truth in it to sting—so Eric didn’t bother to try. Instead, he picked up his bags and moved away from the curb, walking backwards, as Kory and Beth mounted their sleek, exotic motorcycles.

  A third bike already resided in the tiny parking lot behind the building, and Eric had no fear that anyone was going to steal it. For one thing, they wouldn’t be able to find a starter or a place to hotwire it. For another, she wouldn’t let them. Lady Day was an elvensteed, and could take any form she chose. Eric didn’t really ride her, she carried him; he could go to sleep while riding her and she would get him safely to his destination no matter what the conditions were. She could take any shape he wanted her to—he’d heard that there were even elves in other Elfhames that had elvensteeds the shape of racing cars, though frankly Eric would believe that when he saw it.

  His mind was already running ahead, into his future here. He preferred her as a motorcycle, and Lady Day preferred to take that form, but as soon as the weather turned, she was going to have to take on the form of a little econobox car, unless he intended to take the subway across town to Juilliard. She wasn’t looking forward to that, and frankly, neither was he, but that was the price he paid for returning to Juilliard—East Coast winters.

  Maybe I can have her clone a Kia, a Neon or a sporty little Isuzu 4x4 instead. That wouldn’t be too out-of-keeping with my cover story, Eric thought hopefully. It had been so long since he’d had to worry about money at all that he wasn’t too sure he remembered the gory details. I can always say I put the bike in storage for the winter. Nobody at Juilliard is likely to know enough about cars to wonder how I can keep a maintenance hog fuelled and running!

  Eric paused at the front door of the building for a last look back. Beth and Kory had donned their helmets, and “started” the bikes, thus making further conversation a moot point. The elvensteeds not only knew enough to counterfeit the roar of powerful motorcycle engines, they seemed to enjoy doing so. The two riders, anonymous now in their matching helmets and leathers, pulled neat little reversal moves that got them going in the right direction on the street with an appropriate amount of tire spin and smoke. They waved, and Eric tucked one bag under his arm and freed up a hand to wave back. He kept waving as they roared out of sight.

  That didn’t take long in the city; they were out of sight as soon as they turned the corner. He evened his load again, and walked soberly up to the door of the building.

  Home. Sweet home? Well, home is what you make it, I guess. This is as good as any. And a lot better than some. Good thing I’m not on a starving student’s budget.

  He could have had any apartment in any building in the city, of course: as an adult student, Eric didn’t have the same residence restrictions that the minors and first-year students did at Juilliard, and a fellow with a safety-deposit box full of gold Krugerrands could pretty much afford whatever he wanted. But he’d gone out walking one day when he and Beth and Kory first arrived here, and found the old building as if he’d been drawn to it. It’d had a name once—most old New York apartment buildings were named—but time had eroded the carving above the door, until all that remained was a florid “G” and a barely legible “ouse.” Something-house. Maybe Gargoyle House, for when Eric had looked up—he was enough of an out-of-towner to do that frequently—he had been surprised to see the hunched winged forms of classic medieval gargoyles perched on the building’s four corners. New York was rich in such hidden sculpture, he knew. Art for birds, someone had once called it.

  There’d been a discreet sign in the building manager’s window—the only “For Rent” sign he could remember seeing anywhere, actually—and the building itself had attracted him. There were three apartments available. One was a corner apartment on the top floor, and when he saw that there was a gargoyle perched right outside the living-room window, he’d been sold.

  That had been the good part. The bad part was the age of the building. Old buildings had old building problems. Still, it had a lot more heart to it than some of those high-rise condos that were going up everywhere. And a place like this would be a lot easier to explain if anyone ever asked.

  For a wonder, the building manager—her name was Toni Hernandez, a middle-aged Latina woman—had been ready to show him around right then. The building was of about the same vintage as the Gunfight at the OK Corral, which meant that the ceilings were high and the bathrooms were ancient—which meant very cool lion-footed bathtubs, but teeny sinks and plumbing he wasn’t altogether sure about. The kitchen cabinets and counters looked like originals from when the building was new, and forget central air—if he wanted to be cool during the summer and early fall, he’d have to buy a window AC, and hope the wiring could stand it. He was going to have to swelter for the rest of this year, though—by the time he could get a window unit delivered and installed at this time of year, snow would already be falling.

  As for the heating, it was all by ancient steam pipes, and those didn’t function until the super decided it was cold enough—and Eric knew all about the way steam pipes sang and banged at night. He’d probably need to supplement the radiators with space heaters, given how far away his apartment was from the basement boilers, anyway.

  He’d been assured that the wiring was modern, though—and looking the apartment over, seeing all new cover plates and plenty of grounded outlets, Eric had felt fairly sure he wasn’t being lied to. If the wiring was modern enough to accept the load of a computer, a microwave, and an air conditioner, he felt he could put up with steam heat and ancient plumbing. He’d accepted the top-floor apartment on the spot, and the rest had been mere formality.

  The building might be old, but it had some nifty modern amenities where it really counted, and considering its West Side location, Eric was surprised that the building hadn’t gone condo a long time ago. A security system mounted discreetly in an etched brass plate beside the door had a code for every tenant—and with ten digits, it would take a long time for someone to hit a correct one at random.

  He punched it in now—a little slow, but he’d taken care to pick a string of numbers fairly easy to remember—and walked in through the front door. The coolness of the lobby was welcome after the heat outside, and as he usually did, he paused to admire the foyer—very Art Nouveau, and all of it original. Even the opulent brass faces of the mailboxes were vintage. Of course, that meant that the elevator was pretty vintage too—hydraulic, and in mint condition, but very slow. Ms. Hernandez told him that when the building had been built, people had been afraid of fast elevators. So it rose gently and serenely at a less-than-walking pace, but hey, if he was in a hurry, he could always use the stairs.

  The elevator took its time in arriving on the top floor, but that wasn’t bad either. He wasn�
�t as frisky as he’d been when he first came to school at Juilliard, himself. He liked the folding bronze safety-gate; it reminded him of an old hotel he’d once stayed in that actually had an elevator attendant, little red uniform and all. Fortunately the building didn’t come with a doorman, like some of the posh places along Park Avenue did. He didn’t think he could quite handle that.

  The long elevator ride up to the 10th floor gave Eric time to think and to probe his feelings as if they were a newly filled tooth. Did it hurt, Beth and Kory going off like that and leaving him behind? Should he reconsider?

  Nope. It doesn’t really hurt, it just feels different. It stopped hurting a long time ago. And the decision isn’t really new. It’s old.

  He remembered the day Beth had first told him she was pregnant. She and Kory had looked so happy—Beth wanted a large family, and elves were crazy about children anyway—but all Eric had felt was fear, as though he’d made a disastrous mistake in fathering this child. It had been Beth who’d gently broken it to him that she already knew what Eric had only that moment discovered: that while he’d been growing into his magic, she and Kory had been growing into a couple. Without him.

  Only not really. After what we’ve been through together, we’ll be friends forever. Only it’s a different kind of friendship now. In some ways it’s better.

  Better, because it lacked the element of sexual anxiety that had flavored the earliest days of his relationship with Beth . . . and Kory. This was something strong and deep that didn’t need sex to fuel it, something that would last as long as the pillars of Underhill.