Heaven Painted as a Free Meal

by Smith, Dean Wesley

  “What do you say we go get something to eat,” Deanna said. “Find a nice quiet restaurant off the Strip in Vegas and have some wine to celebrate our new life together and then go back to the compound and enjoy our new apartment a little.”

  “I love that idea,” Elliot said. “You sure?”

  “Very sure,” Deanna said. “And maybe get K.J. to vacate his hot tub for an hour so we can watch the stars.”

  “That might be asking too much,” Elliot said, laughing.

  Deanna had to agree. Since they had taken over Numa’s old compound, Deanna and Elliot had taken one entire upstairs wing of the main house as their own and turned it into an apartment.

  They loved the huge bed up there and were slowly having the living staff make the place into something more to their taste. It seemed that superheroes needed jobs to live since they were not paid to be superheroes. And Laverne had given the Ghost of a Chance team all of Numa’s assets as a reward, so the entire Ghost of a Chance team were all very rich in real world money, even though they didn’t need it.

  Laverne had let the superheroes working at the compound be able to see the team, so it didn’t seem like they were actually working for ghosts, even though they were.

  Belle and Nancy were having a blast learning and running the corporations and Jewel was already digging into the medical corporation to figure out what advances they could do there.

  K.J. had taken a guesthouse near one wall as a second residence and put a hot tub on the compound wall above his guesthouse in one of the old guard posts. The view of the desert sky and the valley below was amazing from that hot tub.

  Belle and Nancy had decided to stay in their home in Las Vegas, as had Jewel and Tommy.

  But all seven of them were already getting into a habit of meeting in the large dining room, also full of books, for breakfast every day and talking about the activities ahead, including the corporation holdings and what they were doing with them to help lives.

  Besides helping with the legal aspects of the corporations and taking over control, Deanna and Elliot had spent every day in the main two-story library, just trying to get a sense of what books were there. It continually stunned them both at the scope and scale of the collection.

  There were books in that large library that had not been seen in hundreds of years. Knowledge existed there that many thought lost.

  But now, this evening, they were back in Boise because tonight was the night Deanna’s body was supposed to die.

  The mechanical sound of beeping counting the moments down continued unstopped.

  Deanna took a long look at her old, frail body under the thin hospital bed sheet. Her hair had mostly fallen away and her face was nothing but bones and sunken skin.

  She looked awful. She didn’t need to stay here and watch this. As Laverne had said weeks ago, Deanna was already dead.

  And now very much alive as a Ghost of a Chance agent living with the man she loved more than anything in the world.

  She turned to Elliot. “Dinner, wine, hot tub, and sex. I can’t think of a better way to celebrate dying, can you?”

  “Nothing comes to mind better than that,” Elliot said, smiling at her. “I don’t expect you want me to think about any other options, do you?”

  “Not a chance,” Deanna said, laughing. “Let’s go. You pick the restaurant, I’ll pick the wine.”

  And as they jumped back to Vegas, Deanna thought she heard just as they left the beeping stop, to be replaced by a level, steady sound.

  She was dead.

  She was alive.

  She was free.

  Following is a sample chapter from the first book in the Ghost of a Chance series, Heaven Painted as a Poker Chip.

  ONE

  TWENTY-SEVEN MINUTES before she died, Dr. Jewel Kelly stepped out of the front door of her small office in Buffalo Jump, Montana, and set her medical bag on the sidewalk beside her. She then made sure the office door was locked tight. With a control on her key chain, she triggered the alarm. She doubted anyone around this town would take anything, but better safe than sorry.

  She picked up her bag, pulled her ski parka in close around her, and stepped over under the eve of Bernie’s General Store. Her little office was like an outbuilding off of Bernie’s store. Three rooms and a bathroom.

  Enough for her to get the job done, but not by much.

  She again set her medical bag down on a dry spot near the building and turned to face the small town and wait for her ride.

  She was a tall woman at five-ten, with long brown hair she loved to keep pulled back, and green eyes people said could stare right through you. At twenty-five, she liked more than anything else to run to stay fit. And she loved reading a great romance novel. In med school in Seattle, she had had time to run, but not read.

  Now she had more than enough time for both. She usually put in a five-mile run up near the high school every afternoon, staying off the main highway as much as possible.

  The run every day at least made her feel alive.

  A cold mist of a late April spring day covered the main street of Buffalo Jump, Montana, which was also a major two-lane north-south highway. The air had a bite to it, and she had no doubt that later tonight the mist would turn to snow and the road would freeze over.

  She had planned to spend the night in her log cabin a half mile to the south of town, in front of a nice fire, sipping on a glass of white wine and reading the new Nora Roberts novel. Then maybe later, after a nice bath, she would have a date with her best friend, Mr. Buzzy. She had a hunch that in Buffalo Jump, Montana, she was going to wear out good old Buzzy before she found a real man she wanted to date.

  To her right and south was Jay’s Gas and Minimart, across from that was Carol’s Restaurant, a diner that actually had some pretty good food and was pretty clean. Beyond that, the two-lane highway disappeared off into the pine forest, now growing dark as the early evening wore on.

  That was the road out of these mountains to Missoula.

  To her left and north sat the twenty buildings that made up the main part of Buffalo Jump, including an old hardware store and some basic offices, two bars, and two antique stores to catch the occasional tourist who thought to stop.

  She had been in the antique stores, but not the bars. She wasn’t much of a drinker except for a nice glass of good wine after dinner.

  On the other end of town, she could barely see through the light rain the white tower of the only church, a Presbyterian church, whose basement doubled for a meeting room for the big town events. She hadn’t been in there yet either. She had never been much of a church-goer back in Boise where she grew up.

  A sprawling red-brick school sat off the main street against a pine-covered hillside and serviced all grades for most of the county, with dozens of lumbering, bright-yellow school busses pouring in and out of town every day. There was even had a high school football team.

  Her favorite running route was from her office, up past the school, out a dead-end gravel road for two miles, then back.

  Right now she could run up the middle of the main street and no one would even notice. There was no traffic at all and just a few cars parked in front of the bars.

  A typical late Thursday afternoon in small town Montana.

  Silence closed in around her and she shuddered. Not even a slight wind through the pines around the town broke the oppressive stillness.

  She pulled her dark-blue ski parka in around her, making sure it was zipped, then pulled her ski gloves out of her pocket and put them on. She could never seem to be warm enough here, except when sitting in front of the fire in her cabin.

  Under the parka, she had on a nice white blouse and today she had worn jeans for only the second time. It seemed everyone else in town wore jeans, including the mayor, who ran the small grocery store, so she might as well.

  Besides, jeans were far more comfortable in the cold weather. Not as drafty as the skirts she wore the first month on the job here. Nothing like
a cold Montana wind whipping up a skirt and hitting a cotton-covered crotch to give a girl a real thrill.

  And not a fun thrill.

  She was the town’s only doctor, actually the county’s only doctor. And at times like this, she had no idea why she had agreed to the tuition deal to practice medicine here. Sure, she got all her debts forgiven, not a small chunk at all, if she stayed five years, but she wasn’t sure if she could handle five years out in the middle of nowhere like this, even though her dream had been to be a GP.

  She had only been here for six weeks and mostly been bored out of her mind. She didn’t drink and she didn’t go to church. That didn’t leave a lot left to do except exercise, read and give Mr. Buzzy a workout regularly.

  She had delivered one baby in the small building the county called a hospital up beside the school. And she had fixed a few broken bones and one concussion from a bar fight.

  For one night, she had even had a woman in the little four-bed hospital with a gall bladder attack. Jewel had to check in on her every hour to make sure the woman didn’t get worse and need to take a Life-Flight out to Missoula.

  The woman hadn’t gotten worse and the woman’s husband the next day had driven her to Missoula, four hours away, for the operation.

  Today was Jewel’s first call for an injury in Jackson Ridge, another small town about twenty miles away on the highway to the north. The call had come into her cell phone from the county sheriff, and he had told her a deputy would pick her up.

  She had told the sheriff she had her car and could drive fine, but the sheriff, a man named Martin, insisted a deputy go along with her.

  “Trust me,” he had said. “The area this call came from is not a place you go in alone. Especially with that little overseas thing you drive.”

  Clearly, her red Miata had been noticed, and not in a good way.

  “Besides,” the sheriff had said, “it’s going to be snowing soon and the highway’s going to be slick. You don’t want to be driving after dark out in these woods until you get to know the roads some.”

  She had thanked the sheriff and said she would be waiting in front of her office in ten minutes.

  “Deputy Ralston will be there as quick as he can,” the sheriff had said and hung up.

  So now she stood under the eve of the general store, moving from foot to foot, her hands deep in her ski parka pockets, watching the excitement of Buffalo Jump on a late Thursday afternoon.

  Except for the misting rain, nothing moved.

  Nothing.

  Total and complete silence.

  What the hell had she been thinking coming here?

  Read more in the first Ghost of a Chance book, Heaven Painted as a Poker Chip, available from your favorite bookseller.

  ABOUT THE AUTHOR

  USA Today bestselling author Dean Wesley Smith published more than a hundred novels in thirty years and hundreds and hundreds of short stories across many genres.

  He wrote a couple dozen Star Trek novels, the only two original Men in Black novels, Spider-Man and X-Men novels, plus novels set in gaming and television worlds. Writing with his wife Kristine Kathryn Rusch under the name Kathryn Wesley, they wrote the novel for the NBC miniseries The Tenth Kingdom and other books for Hallmark Hall of Fame movies.

  He wrote novels under dozens of pen names in the worlds of comic books and movies, including novelizations of a dozen films, from The Final Fantasy to Steel to Rundown.

  He now writes his own original fiction under just the one name, Dean Wesley Smith. In addition to his upcoming novel releases, his monthly magazine called Smith’s Monthly premiered October 1, 2013, filled entirely with his original novels and stories.

  Dean also worked as an editor and publisher, first at Pulphouse Publishing, then for VB Tech Journal, then for Pocket Books. He now plays a role as an executive editor for the original anthology series Fiction River.

  For more information go to www.deanwesleysmith.com, www.smithsmonthly.com or www.fictionriver.com.

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  Table of Contents

  Dedication

  SECTION ONE

  ONE

  TWO

  THREE

  FOUR

  FIVE

  SIX

  SEVEN

  EIGHT

  NINE

  SECTION TWO

  TEN

  ELEVEN

  TWELVE

  THIRTEEN

  SECTION THREE

  FOURTEEN

  FIFTEEN

  SIXTEEN

  SECTION FOUR

  SEVENTEEN

  EIGHTEEN

  NINETEEN

  TWENTY

  TWENTY-ONE

  SECTION FIVE

  TWENTY-TWO

  TWENTY-THREE

  TWENTY-FOUR

  TWENTY-FIVE

  SECTION SIX

  TWENTY-SIX

  TWENTY-SEVEN

  TWENTY-EIGHT

  TWENTY-NINE

  THIRTY

  SECTION SEVEN

  THIRTY-ONE

  THIRTY-TWO

  Heaven Painted as a Poker Chip Sample Chapter

  About the Author

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