Logan McRae 09 - The Missing and the Dead

by Stuart MacBride

  ‘Logan? You OK?’

  Excellent. Couldn’t be better.

  He opened his eyes and Helen was standing in the doorway again.

  Little wrinkles appeared between her eyebrows. ‘Did something happen at the care home? Is Samantha OK?’

  ‘Everything’s fine. Just … work.’ He put his phone away. ‘You know what it’s like. Always something.’

  ‘Anyway, I couldn’t find anything in the kitchen for lunch except tins of lentil soup.’ She turned and headed back into the kitchen. ‘And I know it must be a favourite, otherwise you wouldn’t buy so much of it, but there’s only so much lentil I can take.’

  He followed her through. Forced a smile. ‘Smells good, whatever it is.’

  ‘Mince and tatties. I’m a carrots and peas kind of girl. You didn’t have any Bisto.’

  ‘Sorry.’

  ‘Or carrots. Or peas. Or mince. Or onions. You did have potatoes though.’ She produced a pair of plates. ‘Mash, or boiled?’

  ‘Mash.’

  ‘Good choice.’ She poured the tatties, then put them back on the stove with milk and a wodge of butter. Stood mashing away with her back to him. ‘It’s Natasha’s favourite.’ Helen fidgeted with her fingers. Looked away. ‘Well, it was when she was wee. “Mint an’ tatties.” I always make too much.’ She pointed at the table, set for two – complete with napkins and glasses of water. ‘Ready to serve up if you are.’

  ‘Thanks.’

  ‘Mint an’ tatties. Markanory cheese an’ chibs. She used to love anything you could gloop about with a fork …’ Helen dug the potato masher out of the drawer. ‘Of course Brian always wanted her to eat paella and chorizo and all the rest of it. She told him pale ella tastes of worms. And it’d all kick off again. How I was disrespecting his Spanish heritage. And I’d point out he wasn’t actually Spanish, he was born in Dalkeith. Didn’t even visit Spain till he was three.’ Helen’s head dipped. ‘Same age Natasha was when he abducted her.’

  She battered the potatoes into submission. ‘So I’d shut up and make his stupid paella and maybe he wouldn’t scream at me. Or maybe he would. And this, children, is how we play happy families.’

  More potato battering.

  ‘Why didn’t you leave him?’

  ‘Right, I think we’re about ready.’ She glopped tatties and mince onto two plates. Then sank into the chair opposite.

  Logan dug a fork into the mash, scooped up a glob of mince – dark brown, flecked with glistening slivers of onion and emerald green peas.

  She rubbed her fingertips across her stomach. Mouth pinched into a circular scar, eyebrows pinched. ‘Is it OK?’

  He swallowed. Dug out another forkful. ‘Thanks. It’s lovely.’

  ‘Are you sure it’s OK? I know lentil soup’s your favourite, but …?’

  ‘Honestly, it’s great. I’ve got loads of lentil soup because it’s cheap. And you can sling it in a carrier bag and not worry about it going off if you’ve left it in the car, in the sun, for four hours. Every station’s got a microwave and a toaster.’

  She watched him shovel down another forkful. ‘So you live on cheap soup and pound-shop bread?’

  ‘A whole pound? Are you kidding? It’s nowhere near as expensive as that.’

  Helen swirled her fork through her mashed potatoes, leaving it raked like a Zen garden. ‘Logan, the thing with work: it wasn’t about Natasha, was it?’

  ‘No. It’s another case. The labs are still trying to push through the DNA sample you gave us, but …’ A shrug. ‘Not supposed to talk about it, but those severed feet turning up in the Clyde are probably a serial killer. So it’s all hands to the pumps on that before he kills someone else. Or the media find out it’s not some Protestant sectarian gang thing.’

  ‘I see.’

  ‘They swear blind our samples will be ready Monday.’

  She kept her eyes on her plate. ‘Right.’

  They ate in silence for a bit.

  Logan tried for a laugh. Didn’t quite make it. ‘Suppose that means you’re stuck with me for the weekend.’

  The clock on the wall ticked.

  Helen had a sip of water. ‘I was thinking, if we finish painting the bedroom today, I could get cracking on the lounge tomorrow while you’re at work. If that’s all right?’

  He reached across the table and took her hand. ‘If I could get them to go any faster, I would. I promise.’

  ‘I know.’

  — Saturday Earlyshift —

  Hindsight is a Treacherous Mirror.

  24

  ‘… every single time: rats in her bed. And she hates the police.’ Nicholson clicked the mouse, sending the morning briefing PowerPoint onto the next slide. A grainy CCTV image of what looked like a mosh pit outside a pub. ‘OK, so there was a mass altercation outside the Fish and Futrit, in Peterhead, last night – wedding reception got a bit out of hand.’

  She looked at Logan.

  He took a sip of tea. ‘As a result, the Peterhead cells are full and the overspill’s in Fraserburgh. Which means …?’ He thumped a hand down on Tufty’s shoulder, making him flinch.

  ‘Er … They’ve got to have two people manning the cell blocks, because it’s the law?’

  ‘And when do the courts open again?’

  ‘Monday?’

  ‘So?’

  ‘So …’ Frown. Think. Think. Think. ‘They’re going to be short-staffed all weekend?’

  ‘Correct. You win a Crackerjack pencil.’ That got him a confused look. ‘We’re close to minimum staffing levels everywhere, so losing two officers in Peterhead and Fraserburgh means we’re going to have to pick up the slack.’

  Groans.

  ‘Yes, I know. Take it up with the bride and groom’s families.’

  Tufty stuck his hand up. ‘Can’t we get some bodies from the Tarlair MIT?’

  ‘They’ve scaled back the team. Going to run the bulk of it out of Aberdeen instead, to – and I quote – “maximize operational efficiencies”. AKA: so they don’t have to pay overnights or accommodation.’

  Deano twiddled his CS gas canister in its holder. ‘Meaning: they’ve achieved sod all, and now they’re running away home.’

  ‘Couldn’t possibly comment.’ Logan nodded at Nicholson. ‘Janet?’

  ‘Luckily it’s pretty q …’ She cleared her throat. ‘We’re not anticipating much happening on a Saturday morning.’

  Deano hissed a breath in through his teeth. ‘Ooh, so close to jinxing the whole shift.’

  ‘Shut up.’ Back to the slides. ‘Anyway. Other things last night: house fire in Rosehearty – one of the cottages on North Street went up. Not being treated as suspicious at this point. Four break-ins at Pennan during the wee small hours – variety of electrical goods, books, knick-knacks, and some jewellery reported missing.’

  Logan put his mug down. ‘Deano, you and Tufty go past and do the CSI thing. Photos and fingerprints. Fly the flag.’

  ‘Sarge.’

  ‘Four break-ins is a lot for somewhere that wee. Door-to-door the whole village. I want to get a result on this one.’

  Nicholson moved on. ‘Two drink drivers taken – one outside Strichen, the other on the A947 north of Keilhill. Silly sod left the road and ended up on his roof in a field. And last, but not least, our boy the peeper’s prowling Melrose Crescent again. We now have a description.’ Click, and the screen changed to a hazy identikit picture of a man. ‘Vague and blurry and sod all use.’

  She sat back in her seat. ‘Sarge?’

  ‘Good. Right, first off: I understand congratulations are in order for Deano’s barbecue on Thursday night …’

  Nicholson and Tufty clapped while Deano did a slow three-sixty spin on his office chair, both hands in the air as if he’d just run a marathon, or been asked to hand over his wallet at gunpoint. ‘Thank you, thank you.’

  A grin from Tufty. ‘Should’ve been there, Sarge. We had a bouncy castle!’


  ‘Seriously?’

  Nicholson nodded. ‘My uncle’s got one. Says we can have it for the station open day in June, if we want.’

  ‘Done.’ Logan pulled out his notebook and scribbled it down. ‘Secondly: Klingon and Gerbil have been remanded without bail. Pair of them are going to be banged up in Craiginches till it’s time to try them. Word from Queen Street is that our involvement will be restricted to giving evidence in court, they’ve set up an MIT to handle everything else.’

  Deano puffed out his cheeks. ‘Big of them.’

  ‘And thirdly: I don’t care if the Tarlair MIT is slinking off back to Aberdeen with its tail between its legs, it doesn’t mean we’re giving up. Keep your eyes open when you’re out there, OK? Neil Wood didn’t vanish off the face of the earth, he went to ground. He has to come out sometime.’ Logan thumped his notebook closed. ‘And when he does, we’re going to be there to nab him.’

  There was a knock on the Sergeants’ Office door, and Tufty stuck his head in. ‘Sarge? Did you know there’s a tramp sleeping in the canteen?’

  Logan looked up from his keyboard. Frowned. ‘Tramp?’

  ‘Half sprawled across the table. Snoring and farting.’

  He sat back in his seat. Narrowed his eyes. ‘Male or female?’

  ‘Woman. Hair all Albert Einstein meets semtex.’

  Of course it was.

  ‘Better put the kettle on, Tufty. One coffee: milk and two. I’ll have a tea.’

  ‘Sarge.’

  ‘And give your tramp a poke. Send her through.’

  Logan went back to his screen, checking the other Banff station teams were up to date with their actions. Adding comments. Flagging a couple to follow up.

  Next up: Crimefile.

  ‘Gnnnph …’ Steel slumped against the doorframe, looking as if she’d hired a drunken gorilla as a personal stylist. Her mouth cracked wide in a long shuddering yawn that ended with a little burp. Then some blinking.

  He checked his watch. ‘It’s not even eight yet. To what do we owe this honour?’

  ‘I hate dayshift.’ Another yawn.

  Tufty reappeared with a mug in either hand. Put one down on Logan’s desk, then looked from him to the scruffy monster slouched on the threshold and back again. ‘Sarge?’

  Steel stuck out both hands. ‘Coffee. Coffee, now. Coffee make feel better.’

  Logan logged into Crimefile. ‘Constable Stewart Quirrel, meet Detective Chief Inspector Roberta Steel. Tarlair Major Investigation Team.’

  ‘Ah. OK. Here you go, Boss.’ He passed her the other mug.

  She buried her face in it, making slurping noises.

  Tufty pulled his eyebrows up and his mouth down at the edges, doing a fair impression of a startled frog. Then jerked his head at Steel a couple of times. Creased his nose, as if he’d caught a whiff of something stinky. Steel still hadn’t looked up from her coffee.

  ‘All right, Tufty, that’s enough. Go find something useful to do.’

  ‘You want me and Deano to hit Pennan?’

  ‘Have you finished updating your actions?’

  Pink bloomed across Tufty’s cheeks. ‘Sarge.’

  Soon as he was gone, Steel scuffed her way over to the desk that backed onto Logan’s and collapsed into the chair. Cracked another huge juddering yawn. ‘Pfff … Your bed’s a lot comfier than that manky hotel.’

  ‘You look like you climbed out of a skip.’

  ‘I hate you …’ More slurping at the mug. ‘Why haven’t I got any biscuits?’

  ‘Ask your boyfriend, DS Dawson.’ Logan checked his Crimefile in-tray. Three requests to put a tweet out about a serious assault in Mintlaw. The face of modern policing.

  ‘Do you a swap: your hovel for my nice luxurious hotel room. Wee bottles of shampoo and all the fresh towels you can eat.’

  ‘Nope. What’s happening with your Tarlair case?’

  ‘You get breakfast too. Sausage, egg, and tattie scones. You’d like that. Put a bit of meat on your bones.’

  ‘Did you come in here to moan, or are you planning on doing some actual work today?’

  She hunched forward in her seat, both hands wrapped around her mug as if it was the only thing keeping her from freezing to death. ‘They’re winding us back again. Four days and we’ve no’ got a single sodding clue about who the wee girl is, or who killed her.’

  ‘I heard.’ He popped onto Twitter and hammered in the requested appeal for witnesses. Fighting crime 140 characters at a time. ‘So you’re heading back to Aberdeen then.’

  At least that meant they’d get their station back. Could throw open a few windows and get rid of the stink of desperation, failure, and the aftermath of too many laxatives.

  ‘You should be so lucky.’ She stretched out her arms, twisted her head to one side and arched her back. Grunted. Yawned. Shuddered. ‘Skeleton staff are staying behind to direct B Division in its enquiries.’

  Of course they were.

  ‘So, basically, the MIT couldn’t find its own backside in a sleeping bag, and now it’s our problem.’ He closed his eyes, folded forward and dunked his forehead off the desk. ‘Oh, lucky us.’

  ‘You’re in no position to be sarcastic. Stephen Bisset’s dead, remember?’

  As if he could forget, with it being all over the papers for the last two days. At least they’d given up hanging about outside the station.

  Steel poked him in the shoulder. ‘And do you know what they found when they went through the CCTV from the hospital? Sod all. Ran all the faces through the system and not one of them’s got anything to do with Stirling. So your “accomplice” theory’s about as much use as DS Rennie.’ She cricked her head from side to side. Rubbed at the base of her neck. ‘Still can’t believe no one saw anything.’

  ‘Are you sure you don’t want to head back to Aberdeen with the rest of them? Maybe leave someone less annoying behind instead?’

  ‘You’d think they’d notice a bloke going in, having a wank over Stephen Bisset, and suffocating him, wouldn’t you? Got to be a wee bit conspicuous, standing there with your sausage d’amour in one hand and a pillow in the other.’

  Logan stared at her. ‘They found semen on the body? Do a DNA match!’

  ‘Aye, thank you, Hercule Poirot, we had actually thought of that. No hit from the database. Tell you, the press will go ape when it comes out.’ She blew out a sigh, slurped down some more coffee. ‘Was bad enough when they only had Graham Stirling to batter us with, but this? This piles on extra baboons. Wee sod might be keeping his head down right now, but you can bet your itchy police trousers he’ll be back with a massive law suit, and it’ll all flange up again. See if I was you? I’d be sucking up to anyone in a position to deflect a bit of the crap away from me.’

  ‘I told you: I’m not joining your MIT. I can’t.’

  She held up her hands. ‘Just saying.’

  ‘Well, just don’t. It’s bad enough—’

  Three quick knocks on the door, and Steel’s right-hand woman stuck her head into the Sergeants’ Office. ‘Boss?’

  Steel didn’t even look at her. ‘For the last time, Becky, you’re no’ escaping back to Aberdeen till Dawson gets out of hospital. You’re no’ much, but you’re all I’ve got to keep these bunnets in line.’

  DS McKenzie’s neck darkened and the creases around the bottom of her mouth deepened. ‘It’s about the CCTV footage from the hospital. There’s no one on it that isn’t meant to be, right? I mean we’ve got doctors, nurses, volunteers, that consultant urologist …’ She left a dramatic pause. ‘And Bisset’s kids.’

  Steel rested her elbows on the desk, head dangling over the coffee cup. ‘You seriously suggesting it was his kids?’

  McKenzie stepped into the room and closed the door behind her. ‘I know it’s a long shot, but think about it. They—’

  ‘Laz, I’m too knackered. You do it.’

  Logan pointed at the spare seat. ‘You want to
sit?’

  She didn’t. Instead she leaned on Steel’s side of the desk. ‘Come on, Boss, no one’s ever going to suspect them, are they?’

  He bit down on his lips. Be nice. ‘Well …’ Frown. No point making her look stupid, but it wouldn’t be easy. ‘I can see where you’re coming from, DS McKenzie, but it doesn’t really tally with the semen they found on Stephen Bisset’s body.’

  Silence. Then McKenzie’s face creased in around her nose. ‘Sod.’

  Steel must have decided that she could be bothered after all, because she sat up. Pointed. ‘They’re brother and sister, Becky. They’re no’ likely to murder their dear old dad then crack one off over his still-warm corpse, are they? It’s Aberdeen, no’ Game of Sodding Thrones.’

  The flush on DS McKenzie’s neck deepened. She forced a smile that looked painful as a whole-pineapple suppository. ‘I see …’ Deep breath. Her chin came up. ‘Anything else?’

  Steel waved a hand in the vague direction of the door. ‘Away and see if anyone’s spotted Neil Wood yet. Nonces don’t vanish into thin air.’

  A curt nod. ‘Boss.’ Then daggers at Logan, as if somehow it was his fault. ‘Sergeant.’ And she was off, slamming the door on the way.

  The blast of air ruffled the Post-its stuck to Logan’s desk.

  He blew out a breath. ‘That went well.’

  ‘Told you – one poke away from an aneurism.’

  ‘So stop poking her.’ He skiffed his fingertips back and forth on the desktop a couple of times. Looked out of the window as the guilt twisted a little knife into his chest. ‘DS Dawson’s still in hospital then?’

  ‘Serves him right. Never trust a kebab, that’s my motto.’ She slurped at her coffee again, then frowned. ‘Sure you’ve no’ got any biscuits?’

  The familiar, depressing sounds of a hospital ticking over, hummed and buzzed and clanked and murmured down the corridor. Logan stuck his back to the wall and his finger in his other ear. ‘Say again, Deano?’

  ‘Aye, that’s us going round and round Rundle Avenue again. Got a call your mate Frankie Ferris was getting a lot of visitors.’

  Logan checked his watch. ‘At twenty past eight on a Saturday morning? Only way he’s awake this early is if he didn’t go to bed last night.’