The 7th Tarot Card

by Valerie Clay

  I turned south towards the mall, taking the scenic, back-streets route. Easily blending into moderate traffic, I hit all green lights, making good time. When I finally came to a stop at a red light, I recalled Julie’s advice about being aware of my surroundings, so, dutifully, I checked my rear- and side-view mirrors. Immediately behind me idled a red Miata convertible with the top down. Two teenage girls in cheerleading uniforms and sunglasses bobbed their heads in time with the music blaring from their stereo. Pretty sure they weren’t a threat. Directly behind them, a slender boy of about fifteen sat atop a Moped, utterly entranced with the girls. The third car back was a black SUV with tinted windows. Just for the heck of it, I decided to change my course and turned left. I glanced back at the other traffic, and everyone proceeded forward when the light turned green, except for the black SUV, which also turned left and was now about a half a block behind me. I drove down two streets, made another left turn at the next intersection and kept an eye on my rear-view mirror. The SUV followed me and turned left as well. This could just be a coincidence, I told myself, but I drove around the block and the SUV maintained a position of about a half block behind me. Now I began to get a bit concerned. I decided to circle the block one more time, but this time the SUV drove off.

  “Well, I can’t go to the mall now,” I said out loud as I reversed my course and headed north. Guess it was time to pay a visit to the military surplus store after all.

  CHAPTER SIX

  “Think like a queen. A queen is not afraid to fail. Failure is another steppingstone to greatness.”—Oprah Winfrey, American television personality, actress, and producer

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  Fifteen minutes later I pulled into the parking lot of Big Sal’s Defense Depot. During the drive I’d repeatedly examined my rear- and side-view mirrors. I even peeked down every side street, but the black car never reappeared. That SUV thing was probably just a coincidence and I was undoubtedly overreacting, I thought. But, since I was there, might as well go in and take a look-see. Couldn’t hurt.

  This was my first excursion into a military surplus store and I really felt out of my element. The interior of the store reeked with testosterone. Killing devices of all shapes and sizes lined the walls and shelves. There were hunting knives, cross bows, fishing gear, and guns galore. Two men with bulging biceps and crew cuts, dressed in T-shirts and camo cargo pants were examining the scope of a rifle. I wandered around aimlessly, trying to find the pepper spray department when one of the store clerks approached me. His name badge said Sal and he looked like he could be ex-Marine: buff, shaved head, about six-foot-two, and a good two-hundred-fifty pounds.

  “Are you Big Sal?” I asked, looking up at him.

  “No, I’m little Sal. Big Sal’s my mom.” He pointed to a petite, white-haired lady perched on a tall wooden stool behind the cash register. A red bandana was tied around her head, Rambo style, and a black leather vest topped her white, short-sleeved T-shirt. The sleeves were rolled up revealing a wrinkled tattoo of a cobra on her arm. She must have been all of five-feet-tall at the most. I couldn’t decide if she was scary or spunky. I went with spunky and gave her a friendly wave. She nodded back at me.

  “What’s a pretty little thing like you doing in a store like this?” Sal asked, sizing me up as he rubbed his chin.

  “Trying to decide between pepper spray and a stun gun. What would you recommend?”

  “Depends on the situation. Do you just want to carry something with you to feel safer when you’re jogging, or do you need to take out an assailant?”

  “Well, um, frankly, Sal,” I confided as I stepped closer to him and lowered my voice, “I seemed to have picked up a stalker somehow and I need some protection.”

  He looked at me thoughtfully and folded his arms across his chest. “In that case, what you need is a Taser. If it’s a windy day, pepper spray could blow back on you. A stun gun is nice, but you have to be close enough to touch the slime ball.” I followed him as he led me through the store and stopped in front of a brightly-lit display case.

  “Here’s one you might like,” he said, lifting a demo model out of the case and handing it to me. “It’s safe and friendly, but has more stopping power than a .357 Magnum. It shoots two darts attached to fifteen feet of wire. Fifty-thousand volts travel over the wires and over-ride the attacker’s central nervous system.”

  My eyes widened as I listened to his description of the weapon. He noticed my expression and said, “Scary? You bet, but look at the pretty colors it comes in.”

  I swallowed hard. “Do I need a permit to buy one?” I asked, handling it gingerly.

  “These babies aren’t considered firearms,” he said. “They’re legal to carry in most states without permits.”

  He showed me several options and I finally decided on the TASER C2 in metallic pink. It was pricy, but I bought it because it had great stopping power, and also because it came in pink and matched my Hello Kitty makeup bag.

  After I picked out a few more items, Little Sal walked me over to the cash register and Big Sal checked me out. She handed me the receipt, gave me a thumbs up, and told me not to let the assholes get me down. Good advice.

  Returning home, I nosed my trusty station wagon into my snug garage and shut off the engine. After removing the Taser from its packaging, and retrieving the steak knife from the bottom of my purse, I got out of my car and locked it. In my left hand I gripped the knife, in my right, the Taser. I was loaded for bear.

  Cautiously, I poked my head out of the garage and scoped the parking lot. All seemed clear, and no one followed me into the complex. I’d made certain of that. Feeling reasonably secure, I dashed to the mail box, awkwardly collected my mail, then raced up the stairs and entered my condo in record time. Slipping off my shoes, I readjusted my toe tape, which had slid into a torturous miniature tourniquet around my toes, turned my radio on to the smooth jazz station, and spent a few minutes straightening up.

  When everything looked reasonably tidy I positioned the Taser on the table next to my front door and sat down to elevate my foot for a while. The sophisticated strains of Dave Brubeck’s “Take Five” played softly as I relaxed and mentally made a list of what to wear and bring with me for tomorrow morning’s mission.

  Without warning, a loud knock on my front door startled me and I jumped a mile high. Heart hammering, I silently crept over to the door, grabbing my Taser along the way. Squinting through the peephole, I saw a man standing a few feet from the door, but his back was turned to me. I hesitated, decided not to answer it, and softly tiptoed back to my couch.

  A voice called out. “Victoria?”

  It sounded like Steve from downstairs, so I went back to the door and shouted, “Just a minute, Steve.” Relief washed over me as I unlocked my door and opened it wide, but to my surprise, I found Judah standing there instead.

  “You’re not Steve,” I said.

  “Do you want me to be?” He flashed a crooked grin. I smiled back and bit my lower lip. “I have a package for you,” he continued. “This came for you today while you were out. I could have left it on your doorstep, but I thought it would be safer if I hung onto it for you. There’ve been some robberies in the area lately.” He pointed to a large cardboard box that he’d propped against the wall.

  “Oh, finally, my inversion table is here. Thank you!”

  He raised an eyebrow. “What’re you going to do with an inversion table?”

  “You hang upside down on it,” I explained “and it’s supposed to help you reduce stress, heighten mental alertness, and improve circulation, among other things.”

  His eyes moved up and down my body like a searchlight. “Are you having circulation problems?”

  “Not right now,” I managed to reply, feeling the warmth of a blush flood over my face.

  A sexy smile played around his mouth. “So . . . is everything okay?”

  “Of course,” I responded lightly. “Why do you ask?”

  “I’m blessed with a ce
rtain sixth sense. Also, you’re holding a Taser.” He motioned to my hand.

  I looked down, and realized I was still clinging tightly to my new pink Taser. “Well, that’s, umm, that’s kind of a long story,” I said, feeling more than a little embarrassed. I stepped back inside and deposited the Taser on the table by the door.

  “I have a few minutes before I need to leave, and I’m a good listener,” Judah said. His voice took on a gentle, comforting tone. He leaned in against the door jam and shoved his hands into the pockets of his grey slacks. Smiling, he lingered there, making him very hard to resist. The top two buttons of his white dress shirt were unbuttoned, giving him a well-dressed, yet casual, appearance, and I wondered if he was going out on a date. I had to admit I experienced a vexing little twinge of jealousy.

  Perhaps it wouldn’t hurt to confide in someone, I thought. My stress level was mounting and I was down to my last few scoops of chocolate ice cream. Relenting, I opened the door wide and stepped aside as he carried the massive box into my condo and propped it against my dining room table. For some indefinable reason, just being around him made me feel safer, although I couldn’t say why. I knew practically nothing about him.

  “How about a glass of wine?” I offered. “It’s the least I can do to repay you for your trouble.”

  “No trouble. Wine sounds nice though. What’d you do to your foot?”

  I shook my head and looked down at my barefoot, bandaged toes, and said, “You don’t miss a thing do you?”

  He followed me into the kitchen, leaned against the counter, and watched me as I pulled out my good wine glasses.

  “Kind of a hazard of my occupation, I guess,” he replied. “Awareness of your surroundings is always a good thing.”

  I sighed. “Yes, I’m beginning to understand the importance of that myself.” After examining the meager offerings of my refrigerator, I gave him a choice, “I have chardonnay or chardonnay.”

  He smiled. “Maybe I’ll go with the chardonnay.”

  I explained my broken toe as I poured the wine, handed a glass to him, and we moved over to my sofa in the living room. When he lifted his glass for a toast, I noticed several jagged scars on his long, graceful fingers.

  “So what exactly is it that you do?” I asked after I took a sip.

  “A little of this, a little of that. You might say that I’m an independent contractor.”

  “I see. Well that explains everything.”

  He smiled enigmatically then said, “Why don’t you tell me about the Taser?” I told him about the breather calls, the CD in the mail, the flowers, and the voice mail message from last night. He interrupted me occasionally to ask questions. “Is there anyone at work who seems odd?”

  “No.”

  “Did you have any old boyfriends that were a bit off?”

  “Yes, most of them, but none of them are stalker types.”

  He laughed. He had a great laugh.

  He continued, “Is there anyone you know who’s even remotely a possibility?”

  I put my glass down on the coffee table and turned to him. “No, I’ve been wracking my brain, trying to come up with something, anything, but there’s no one. Back in my college days there was a guy that used to follow me around, but that was eons ago. I mean, that was a few years ago. I’m not that old. I’m actually quite young.”

  He grinned, glanced at his watch and said, “Sorry, but I’ve gotta go. Keep your doors and windows locked. Here’s my number if you need anything. You can call me anytime—doesn’t matter how late. You might want to program it into your cell phone.” He put his card on my coffee table. The only thing printed on the plain, white card was the name, Judah, and his phone number. How strange.

  We walked to the door and I thanked him for listening to my problems, then he turned and put his hand gently on my arm. We were standing very close; so close I could smell his sweet, sexy breath. I felt the craziest urge to kiss him, but I didn’t move. He hesitated, looked at me for a moment and said, “Be careful.” Then he left.

  After I closed the door behind him, I made sure it was securely locked. I glanced over at my new Taser and shook my head. This whole situation was becoming increasingly disturbing, so I decided what I needed was to hang upside down for a while, clear my head, get a new perspective on things. I retrieved my rarely used tool kit from the back of my linen closet, ripped the shipping box apart, and set up the new inversion table in the middle of my living room. In less than an hour and one dish of mint chocolate chip ice cream I was proudly hanging upside down, listening to Mozart, and waiting for transcendental bliss, or at least a modicum of tranquility. The only thing that came to me was my cell phone, when it slipped out of my pocket and bounced off my eye on its way down to the floor.

  So far, I wasn’t experiencing any of the therapeutic or meditative benefits that the ads promised. Blood rushing to your head is not as pleasant as you might think, and the restraints on my ankles were beginning to chafe. I wondered if too much blood to the face was potentially unsafe. Possibly this was an art that one needed to work into gradually. Next time, I’m going to give it a lot more time to work, at least five minutes.

  When I grabbed the side handles and tried to hoist myself back upright I heard a loud thunk sound and the table pitched hard into a sideways tilt. It was not a good sound as thunks go. I tried to upright myself again, but the mechanism seemed to be stuck, so I gave it another solid jerk.

  Nothing.

  I waited a moment, gathered all my strength and tried one more time, flailing, yanking, and screaming with all my might. Again, nothing. The piece of junk wouldn’t budge. And since I’m not an acrobat with the Cirque du Soleil, I didn’t have the upper body strength to curl up and unfasten the ankle restraints. I was trapped, upside down, alone in my apartment. I began to sweat. Could things get any worse?

  Hanging there by my feet, like a spider monkey in the Amazon rainforest, I shrewdly assessed all my options. If I called the fire department, they might chop down my door with an axe. If I called the police, they’d probably just send the fire department. Of course, there was one other option. One other, much more attractive, option. I could call the mysterious Judah. After all, didn’t he just tell me that I could call him anytime, day or night? And really, wouldn’t I rather see Judah, than some fireman smirking at me as he climbed through the splintered opening that used to be my front door? And I can’t have a missing front door when there’s a stalker on the loose, can I? No sirree. No contest. I had to go with Judah, for strictly prudent, logical reasons.

  I’m a pragmatist.

  Luckily, my cell phone landed under my coffee table, almost within my reach. With a big stretch I managed to grab hold of my screwdriver and tapped the phone toward me like a hockey puck. I dialed Judah’s number, which, fortunately, I’d saved to my phone’s memory right after he left. My intuition told me to save his number right away, and I always pay attention to my intuition. Well, almost always. But, in all honesty, safety may not have been the driving motivation behind that action.

  He answered the phone on the second ring with a very business-like, “Judah.”

  “So, Judah, hi, it’s Victoria, your neighbor?” I started. “I’m so sorry to disturb you, but the funniest thing happened. You’re really going to laugh when you hear this. And, since you gave me your card and all—”

  “What’s going on?”

  “Remember that box you so kindly brought over for me today? The inversion table box?”

  “Yeah.”

  “Well, I thought it would be a good idea to put it together tonight and try it out, take it for a little test drive.”

  “Is that the funny part?” he asked.

  “No, it seems I may have misunderstood some of the directions because the table kind of shifted, and now it’s stuck in the inverted position.”

  “So, that’s the funny part?”

  “Umm, not really. The funny part is that I’m trapped upside down in this thing and my front doo
r is locked.”

  “Yes, that is certainly amusing,” he responded. I don’t think he was smiling. “Do you keep a spare key outside your door somewhere?”

  “That’s definitely on my to-do list.”

  “I see. Well . . . we can work around that. Can you hold on for fifteen more minutes? That’s the soonest I can get there. Otherwise, you should call the cops.”

  “No, fifteen minutes would be perfect,” I cooed. “I’m just hanging here, feeling tranquil and all. It’s actually very pleasant and relaxing. You should try it.”

  “Um-hmm, see you in fifteen.”

  I flipped my phone shut and cursed myself for being such a lamebrain. Any chance I may have had with this guy will vaporize when he sees my big, red tomato face and my Don King hairdo.

  After what seemed like ages, I finally heard my front door creak open, approaching footsteps, then Judah was standing over me, shaking his head. “Nice,” was all he said. I flopped to and fro like a rag doll as he tried to force the table free, but it wouldn’t budge. It was as if it were welded shut, so he undid the Velcro restraints around my ankles and I slid headfirst off the table and onto the floor like a dead trout. Leaning over me, he extended his hand, which I gratefully accepted, and jumped to my feet, trying to look energetic, in control, and repair any last shreds of dignity that I had left. That’s when all the twinkling stars came out, and then everything faded to black. The last thing I remembered was falling towards him.

  When I regained consciousness, my head rested against Judah’s chest and his arms encircled my waist. The subtle scent of his expensive cologne was irresistibly sensual. Disoriented, I tilted my head back and looked up into his dark eyes. He gazed down at me with a bemused expression on his face. Mesmerized, I couldn’t move. It was like his eyes had their own gravitational pull and I was caught up in their force field.