Bell, Book and Dyke - New Exploits of Magical Lesbians

by Barbara Johnson, Karin Kallmaker, Therese Szymanski

  Which, I still thought, could be a mighty fine idea, but people want and need free will.

  And magick could be addictive.

  "I hate to say this," Michele said. "But I'm glad she tapped you out. I know it hurts now, but there's a reason you had to keep Sydney from that power."

  "I'm cold turkey. No worries." I knew now how it could grow and swell and take me over. "But you have a plane to catch."

  Michele looked over her shoulder, ensuring that the door was closed and we were alone. Then she leaned over, taking both my hands in hers, and her eyes were so green and serious and ...

  "Oh," she said, sitting up and blushing.

  "What's the matter?"

  She glanced down at her loose-fitting top. "Not exactly the sort of blouse to lean in."

  Even though it hurt like hell, I sat up and touched her face. "You have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen."

  She leaned forward again and brushed her lips over mine. "I've been wanting to do that for the longest time," she said when she finally pulled away minutes, or lifetimes, later.

  "So have I." I pulled her back to me, running my lips over hers, enjoying the softness of her lips, and how she tasted and how her tongue felt in my mouth.

  "I've... god... I've got a plane to catch. Be on. To get home," she said, her eyes still closed. Her breath was warm on my lips.

  "Yes, you do," I said, sinking back into the welcoming pillows. "You can't afford to cancel on a project like this right now in your career. Especially not to babysit an injured stuntwoman."

  Michele smiled at me. "By-the-Book Black is back. But you still haven't figured it out, have you? Sydney didn't create those dreams. She just made it seem like she was the one you were dreaming about."

  "What are you saying?"

  "Come back to me and find out for yourself."

  I watched her leave. Then I sat up to pour myself a glass of water. My hands were shaking. I knew I couldn't sleep. I so wished I'd asked her for the remote before she left.

  I thought about hitting the call button to get a nurse to bring it to me, but I was apparently losing my mind, since it was already in my hand.

  I turned on the TV and lay back, letting my mind wander.

  World peace would be nice. Especially these days.

  And, after all, I could make it happen. I had the power.

  Unbeliever

  Karin Kallmaker

  Chapter 1

  "In conclusion, it is essential to understand that use of words such as primitive or modern are value judgments and unnecessarily juxtapose..."

  My own droning voice was putting me to sleep—it was one of those afternoons that I understood why some students dozed off in my lectures. The overheated room was muggy from fifty jackets piled near the hissing radiators to steam off snow, and the packed-to-capacity lecture hall had taken on a quiet that spoke more of dazed insensibility than of rapt attention.

  However, the echo had not died from my final remarks when an intrepid young woman with a serious expression raised her hand. "Professor Carnegie, I just want to be certain that this class fulfills the Values and Concepts Curriculum."

  I held back my sigh. "If you'll note the opening disclaimer on the syllabi I handed out when you arrived, you'll see that it fulfills the VCC only if you elect to complete a twenty-five-page thesis in addition to the weekly essays and attendance."

  A massive sandy-haired youth in the back was still not sure, apparently. "So if I do that, it counts?"

  Words of one syllable work best sometimes. "Yes, if you do that it counts."

  I presumed he, and those of similar build near him, were football players. Go Blue Hawks. Like the rest of my students, some of the athletes would be bright, some not, some looking to get through easily and the rare few inspired by the topic. "Twenty-five pages does not mean twenty-four and a half, nor will fifty meandering pages be better than twenty-five well-conceived ones. The largest font you may use is twelve-point Courier, double-spaced, one-inch margins. That information is on the syllabi as well."

  Oh, the cleverness of me, I thought as I answered more questions. Clever to have figured out how my own academic interests could fulfill a core curriculum credit, thus guaranteeing a minimum enrollment every semester for Persistent Theology: A Survey of Godmaking. Certainly I had colleagues who considered my astute positioning to be pandering to administrative dictates and abandonment of academic ideals. Our students should learn for the sake of learning, not for the sake of employment—that was a sentiment I often heard, and from colleagues who had completed the last bitter detail of their Ph.D., just as I had, solely for the purpose of being able to teach at such august institutions as the University of Massachusetts at Danvers.

  It wasn't in my nature to point out that their academic career objective could render, by their own definition, a Ph.D. a "vocational" degree. Truth, like falsehood, is a matter of perspective.

  As for the legitimate goals of the required course I had created and taught for the last four years, I personally believed that a course that imparted a critical approach to learning, be it about peanut butter or piebald ponies, was badly needed by most college freshmen.

  "As my very last comment in setting the tone for this course, I want to make it clear that use of the terms Right and One True in regard to mystical, spiritual or theological belief will not be tolerated in this course. You are not here to debate cultural holy books or determine which—if any—stairway to heaven is real. You are here to learn the history and social mores of twenty-four different cultures, how to compare their similarities and differences, and view the use of formalized religion as a social maintenance mechanism. To pass this course you must demonstrate that you can discuss the use of theological and spiritual ideas to create social governance, rules and order. Lectures will not be derailed into discussions of Right and True. Anyone who exhibits disrespectful behavior of any kind will be asked to leave."

  The faces of two young women in the front row fell and I hoped that didn't mean they'd spend the course answering every fact I presented with, "But Dr. Carnegie, Jesus said that was wrong."

  As the students gathered books and jackets and eddied out into the hall, I heard one of the young men say to a buddy, "Stairway to heaven—never heard it called that before."

  "Me neither," his companion replied as they muscled their way out the door.

  Feeling old, I slowly packed my satchel as the room emptied. The lecture hall ceiling was ablaze with rainbow prisms caused by the winter sun reflecting off the snow outside. The light was beautiful, but cold. I mused to myself that at least one lover in my past had said the same of me. My twin, Kylie, had received all the warmth, and once upon a time I'd groused about the random act of nature that had given her, it seemed, so much life, and me so little. The perspective of time had changed my outlook. Sighing, I gathered my things and braced myself for the rest of my afternoon.

  The beginning of a new quarter provided a fresh start with fresh students, and a reconnecting time with the graduate students in my care. The holidays now behind us, the serious ones would buckle down to their research and questions with renewed enthusiasm. Snow and ice were just proof that being inside with books and a crackling fire was not just good sense, but essential to both physical and academic survival.

  I was beginning a new year and would, in all probability, see its ending. At home, Kylie would be taking a long nap after a scant lunch. She would not see spring, let alone another new year. We both knew it. We were both scared. The winter had never seemed so bleak, so desolate. A department meeting was the last place I wished to invest energy.

  Carl was in the power chair, coffee steaming on the table in front of him. We had to select a new department chair today. Carl wanted the job, of course, but he'd not approached me for support and his "Good afternoon, Hayley," was distant.

  Mike, Trina, Jenny and Lotham, professors of history all, were in the "not even thinking about run
ning this meeting" mid-table spots, leaving me the chair facing Carl. It was the chair of the tacit second-in-command. Susan's goals were higher than that, so she stayed at the window, pulling power to her by standing.

  Annoyed with the predictability of it all, I took a folding chair, abandoning any pretense of participation in the meeting's outcome.

  Carl started talking and I stopped listening. My success as a teacher was two-fold: my courses were well-attended, and I refused to get caught up in factions. The week three lecture in my course was all about the use of factions to enforce social order and divert social pressure for change. I liked to think I was smarter than that.

  Smarter, usually. This year, with the frozen Massachusetts winter making it hard to breathe and even more difficult to stay warm, it was just smart to stay below Carl's and Susan's radar. I was cold, tired and wanted to teach my courses, read my books and spend time with Kylie.

  To my immense relief, Susan, it seemed, had done her politicking before the meeting. She'd rightly figured I couldn't care less, and had spent her time on the swing voters, Jenny and Lotham. Carl had presumed his ego was the Ohio of electoral votes somehow, but Susan carried the popular vote, which is how we played the game. I cast my vote for her because she already had enough to win and I knew that people in folding chairs got to vote last. Presidential elections were sometimes decided with less care.

  Free to head for home, I bent my head into the bitter wind and began the short walk.

  After I gratefully shut the front door between me and the now swirling snow, I gave Bast her dry food and fresh water and received my daily dose of fur, purring and disdain. Kylie's lunch dishes still contained a half a boiled egg and half a slice of toast, both of which showed signs of nibbling by Bast. At this point, Bast ate more than Kylie did. We were quickly approaching the time when someone would have to check on her during the day when I could not.

  I quietly slipped upstairs to her room to make sure she was asleep. She didn't have much strength, but as usual, she'd kicked off the blankets. I pulled them back over her and she didn't stir; she'd rest for at least another hour. Bast, now sated, cuddled on the comforter against Kylie's back. Kylie had wisely told Bast she hated that, when in fact she adored Bast's warmth. But, as anyone who has shared living space with a cat can advise you, it never pays to tell the creatures your true feelings.

  My nose had barely begun to thaw over a steaming cup of peppermint tea when the doorbell rang, followed by the rumbling sound of a departing delivery truck. I scooped the package off the porch before the temperature in the house fell fifteen degrees. My brief look at the snow took in its change from light, fluffy and picturesque to heavy, wet and slushy. The temperature was dropping; in the morning there would be ice everywhere.

  Bast, having no doubt thought I had left the house again, had roused herself and was, therefore, caught in the act of eating the Dreaded Dry Food. After a surprised glance at me, she retired quickly to a corner to heave up most of it. Our nightly rituals of one kind and another complete, I took the package and tea up to my study while she returned to the comfort of Kylie's warmth. A touch to the switch and flames blossomed in the fireplace under the wood that I'd left stacked ready for a night's work. When Kylie woke she'd join me, her toes close enough to the fire to get crispy.

  Computer grinding to life, I tore the thick envelope from my parcel and tossed it on the fire. A layer of black paper—thick, slightly sticky—was tightly bound around what was obviously a large book. I had a few things on order, but what emerged from the wrapping was not anything I recognized. At least I didn't think so—the heavily tooled leather cover was crowded with designs but nothing that could be construed as a title.

  I set it down for a moment to poke the now crackling fire and switch off the gas, then returned to examine the heavy book. It was oversized and at least four inches thick. Lounging into my large, comfortable desk chair, I studied the cover again, tracing the most prominent design with my eyes. And again. It almost seemed familiar. Celtic? Teutonic? My eyes followed the whorls a third and fourth time, but now the design didn't seem familiar at all.

  Slightly dazzled, I jumped when the study door banged open. Kylie gave me a brilliant smile. I thought fancifully that, when we were kids, Kylie had been the brilliant flare of the sun and I the pale moon. Her smile today, for all its brightness, was like the last flare of a candle before the wick drops forever into the wax.

  I was surprised to see that half the logs were well-consumed. They'd been fresh only moments ago. My computer screen was slowly changing hues, indicating it had been idle for some time. But I'd just turned it on. A glance at the clock on my desk reminded me the night was not so young—had cleaning up after Bast taken that long?

  "I'll get dinner started," I told Kylie, after settling her in front of the fire.

  "I was going to try," she paused to fill her lungs. "Try to make it myself. You were ... so quiet."

  "Here, let me put this on your lap and you take a look. I can't make anything of it." I glanced guiltily at the fire where I'd tossed the outer envelope. "I don't even know who sent it."

  The book seemed to weigh more than Kylie did. Even as I looked at her, my mind replayed moments in the past, delighting in watching her surge with speed to intercept a pass and run rings around the other team's forward. College glory seemed so long ago.

  Her thin fingers traced the cover design. "Beautiful work."

  "Yes, but I can't place it."

  Shaking my head free of the beginnings of a headache, I slipped on my reading glasses and immediately felt more clear-headed.

  Eyestrain, I decided, and I popped a few tablets once I reached the kitchen.

  Kylie's appetite was difficult to tempt. The key was to offer her variety in small quantities. A strawberry sliced into five delicate pieces would work, along with a plump Medjool date, pitted and sliced as well. Several mouthfuls of cottage cheese would provide badly needed calories. I found a tin of olives from New Year's Eve preparations and added several to her plate. When we were kids our mother had called such a meal "French" and we'd both felt quite worldly munching a bit of brie with crackers and sliced apples. Only now did I appreciate that our mother had been cleaning out the icebox with such meals. A couple of cashews finished her plate. I'd be pleased if she ate it all, but it was unlikely.

  Using most of the same ingredients, I made myself a curried chicken salad and headed back to the study where it would be warmer.

  Kylie looked as if she was waiting for a kind, easy breeze to take her someplace warm. When once I had envied the gene sequences that had made Kylie such a glorious star, I now felt a familiar stab of guilt. She would die before our thirty-eighth birthday. I would not.

  She ate the olives slowly as I sorted through mail. Bills from specialists went into the tub where I put the details of Kylie's deterioration. I tossed my 2004 Queer-Quotes-for-the-Day into the recycle bag. My 2005 appointment book was empty except for departmental requirements, but mentally every day was marked "Save for Kylie." I would not allow myself to see the emptiness of spring, summer or the rest of my life.

  "I could have done chemo," Kylie volunteered. "And I'd have eaten as much." She slowly hooked a soft lock of dark hair behind one ear. "I'm sorry. Not that hungry."

  "It'll keep. I'll put it on the table next to you so you can snack if you want. So, what did you think of the book?"

  "You were always the thinker." Kylie lifted the cover. "You know my best work. With rule books."

  "You're the only person I know who can recite the balk rule in baseball, that's for sure." Kylie's passion had always been for sports. Not being able to play, after the disastrous collapse in college that had led to diagnosis of her heart condition, had been a crushing blow to her spirit. Even with a bad heart, however, one could officiate from the sidelines. Even with degenerative bones and joints one could keep score and run statistics. Even chronic fatigue allowed her to watch, for an hour or two. />
  Advanced uterine cancer, however, was the Bitch Goddess, the Destructor, She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed.

  "What will you do with this?" Kylie patted the cover.

  I lifted the book from Kylie's lap, still trying to discern the title. "Read it—I'm sure I ordered it for research."

  "It's blank."

  I realized then that I'd been so taken with the cover that I'd not opened it to look for a title page. Quickly thumbing through the tome I saw that Kylie was right. Blank, every last page. The book felt old, but perhaps it was someone's idea of a gift? A journal or elaborate notebook?

  When I'd tossed the envelope on the fire I hadn't realized there was no packing slip. I had no idea who had sent it. Frustrated, I pulled up my list of items I had on order for research and scanned it for anything I might not have understood was the book now propped up on my desk. But my quick perusal didn't turn up listings that noted my loan request was a "leather-bound edition" or even an "antique."

  "Well, that's vexing," I said to Kylie. "I have no idea what this is." I nipped the pages once again as I considered how to go about identifying the book and, more importantly, to whom it should be returned. It was nice to look at but useless to me. My shelves were already far too full.

  "I'm sure you'll figure it—oh, damn!" Abruptly, there was only firelight to illuminate us.

  "Don't worry. I was thinking we'd lose power." My computer switched to battery and the monitor glare helped me find the long-nosed lighter in my desk. A few minutes later my office was softly illuminated by several oil lamps. The fire continued to warm the room and I'd slept on the small divan near it more than once when weather insisted we all remember our tenuous grasp on survival. Kylie, however, would quickly chill, so I brought several more blankets as I helped her to the sofa. I'd be able to warm up my own bed enough to sleep.

  Kylie drifted to sleep after swallowing her meds. Reading by oil lamp light was a prescription for a headache, but I could sort and file papers with no trouble. And so I filled the rest of my evening with tidying up for the new quarter's onslaught of papers to grade and administrative memoranda.