Glass House (The Falconer Files Book 11)

by Andrea Frazer

  GLASS HOUSE

  ANDREA FRAZER

  A neglected house in the village of Fairmile Green is suddenly descended upon by a veritable army of builders and tradespeople, and the locals are – mostly – enchanted to discover that it has been bought by the new media darling and winner of reality TV show The Glass House, Chadwick McMurrough.

  It is only when he and his new partner, Bailey Radcliffe, move in that the locals’ hostility begins to become evident. After months of relentless noise during the property’s transformation, the newly restored peace is shattered, much to the neighbours’ chagrin, when McMurrough rashly introduces highly vocal peacocks into his huge rear garden. Ominously, older feelings of resentment towards the couple are stirred up by the nearby presence of both their ex-partners.

  What with that uncomfortable situation, and the birds’ constant crimes causing ructions, the couple’s residence undoubtedly makes serious ripples in the usually tranquil pond of village life. And when the attempts on Chadwick McMurrough’s life begin, the game is afoot, and the police are called in.

  It is not long before Detective Inspector Harry Falconer and Detective Sergeant ‘Davey’ Carmichael have a murder to solve – and things don’t stop there …

  DRAMATIS PERSONNAE

  Residents of Fairmile Green

  Catcheside, Vince and Nerys – Church Cottage, Smithy Lane

  Eastwood, Robin – River View, Market Street

  Fairchild, Roger and Rita – Woodbine Cottage, Smithy Lane

  Innocent, Matt and Anthea – The Old Smithy, Smithy Lane

  Jones, Gareth – Or Not 2B, Old Darley Lane

  McMurrough, Chadwick – Glass House, High Street

  Radcliffe, Bailey – McMurrough’s partner, Glass House, High Street

  Smallwood, Ellie and Ollie – Green Gates, Market Street

  Sutherland, Gerald and Lucille – Riverbanks, Market Street

  Trussler, Keith and Kim – Fairview, Market Street

  Warren, Christopher and Christine – Myrtle Cottage, High Street

  Westbrook, Dean – 2B, Old Darley Lane

  Worsley, Darren – Lane House, Old Darley Lane

  Chadwick’s Chatterers Crew

  Allencourt, Dominic – McMurrough’s agent

  Betteridge, Daphne – Programme researcher

  Crouch, Melody – Script editor

  Hunt-Davies, Desmond – Director

  Summersby, Neil – Producer

  Officials

  DI Harry Falconer of Market Darley CID

  DS Davey Carmichael of Market Darley CID

  DC Chris Roberts of Market Darley CID

  Sergeant Bob Bryant – desk sergeant

  PC Merv Green – uniform division, Market Darley Police

  PC Linda ‘Twinkle’ Starr – uniform division, Market Darley Police

  Superintendent Derek ‘Jelly’ Chivers, Market Darley Police

  Dr Philip Christmas – Forensic Medical Examiner – amongst his many other medical duties.

  Heather Antrobus – nurse at Market Darley General Hospital

  This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, organizations, places, events, and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously.

  Text copyright © 2014 by Andrea Frazer

  Originally published by Accent Press

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  eISBN: 9781477878910

  This title was previously published by Accent Press; this version has been reproduced from Accent Press archive files.

  Contents

  Prologue

  Chapter One

  Chapter Two

  Chapter Three

  Chapter Four

  Chapter Five

  Chapter Six

  Chapter Seven

  Chapter Eight

  Chapter Nine

  Chapter Ten

  Chapter Eleven

  Chapter Twelve

  Chapter Thirteen

  Chapter Fourteen

  Chapter Fifteen

  Chapter Sixteen

  Prologue

  Fairmile Green was a visually unusual village for more than one reason. Not only had all the shops that formed its small commercial sector been saved from demolition about a decade ago, and sympathetically restored, thus presenting the casual shopper with two rows of parallel-facing establishments with thatched roofs and timbered walls, but they were now trading as such unexpected businesses as a burger bar, sandwich shop, and £1 shop.

  Most surprisingly, it had a juvenile section of the local river Darle, unimaginatively named the Little Darle, running between these two rows of commercial establishments; well-protected, of course, due to health and safety regulations, but a magnet for inquisitive children and thirsty dogs. With this charming rivulet dividing the village, the main thoroughfare was almost the widest in Britain, although the western side was named Market Street, the eastern, High Street. However, it did create a marvellously open view for the houses that ran across the end of these, as Stoney Cross Road turned left at this point, and Smithy Lane, right, thus ending the length of the thoroughfare at the southern end.

  This infant river, which gave so much character to the village centre, eventually ran off underground under the property at the end of its main street, under a house which had for years been known as The Orchards.

  Behind each of its rows of shops there was a little yard; the Bear Pit Yard behind the western shops, and Darley Old Yard behind the eastern. The tiny hamlet of Darley, long ago disappeared into the mists of time, was remembered thus, as only a minuscule commercial cul-de-sac in another village, and with Market Darley, a town that had survived to carry the name, only about two-and-a-half miles away in an east-north-easterly direction.

  Its even tenor of life was disturbed by the annual summer influx of tourists who wanted to photograph its almost sickening quaintness, and Fairmile Green had also been reluctantly enlivened by extensive works being carried out on the largest house in the village – the one underneath which the Little Darle disappeared.

  Although the landlord of The Goat and Compasses didn’t mind the hustle and bustle of extra trade, the villagers resented this intrusion on the rhythm of their lives, and looked forward to the completion of the building work, and the return of the hordes of tourists and their attendant children back to school, come September.

  The largest house in Fairmile Green stood at the southern end of the village and had, as mentioned, always been called The Orchards. This building had once owned the whole frontage across both Market Street and High Street but, at some time in the first part of the twentieth century, the owner at the time had sold off little parcels of land for which the relevant authority was only too glad to grant planning permission, not wanting the village to die, as so many others were doing.

  Thus, the big house now shared this enviable view down the centre of the village with half a dozen other residences, that particular owner of The Orchards being canny enough to sell only shallow plots, and having the stroke of brilliance to build a wall across all of the new boundaries, sacrificing only a few of the trees that made up the magnificent orchard that had been established to the rear of the property, and after which it had been named.

  The house was just a little b
it too young to be a listed building, but old enough to be dilapidated, having stood empty for the best part of a decade. The first sign that it had been sold had appeared nearly a year ago. There had been no For Sale sign, nor had there been a Sold sign, but the name-plates on the gate and the front of the house had suddenly been noticed not to be there any more, and a contractor’s sign had been erected in the front garden.

  That was the signal that something was afoot, closely followed by what was a positive storm of activity, with vehicles belonging to a plethora of trades visiting; there had been plumbers, electricians, general builders, glaziers, landscape gardeners, professional designers, kitchen specialists, flooring specialists, and interior and exterior decorators, none of whom had been local.

  The name of the new owner was the best kept secret for miles around, and the locals speculated that, if it was someone famous, then a lot of money must have changed hands to maintain this level of discretion, and this amount of renovation.

  When the whirlwind of activity – which lasted for about four months – ceased, the delivery vans began to arrive, bearing the names of some very select retailers, on their sides. The new owner of The Orchards must have considerable funds to have ordered from such august names.

  At last, just a month or two ago, the owner himself had turned up with a man in navy overalls who was there to fit the new name-plate for the front wall, which read, simply ‘Glass House’. So that’s who it was! News spread like wildfire. They were going to have Chadwick McMurrough living amongst them.

  McMurrough was the current media darling, having won the television competition The Glass House, in which twenty people were housed in a building with glass external walls, and were filmed twenty-four hours a day. With the exception of the lavatories and bathrooms, everything they did or said was filmed, recorded, edited, then broadcast to a gullible public so that they would evict the candidates one-by-one.

  The bias for the series that had been broadcast the previous year had been towards a flamboyant character who was openly and outrageously gay, with the name Chadwick McMurrough. He was outrageous not only in his opinions, but in his dress, and the outré colours and styles he wore made the editors and production team swing wildly in his favour as winner, manipulating the footage to achieve their goal.

  After the programme finished, apart from the monetary award for winning such a puerile programme, McMurrough was given a short-term part in the country’s favourite soap opera, Cockneys, and the press began to dub him ‘the gay, multi-coloured thespian’.

  So charismatic and bizarre was the winner, that he was offered his own chat show on one of the minor television channels in a late slot on Friday evenings. Not surprisingly, given the level of taste of the average viewer, it had become cult viewing, and McMurrough a celebrity, albeit probably a fleeting one.

  The new name of the house was a mystery to anyone who had not seen the rear of the property, thought only to refer to the show that had made all this possible, but sight of the back wall revealed that its main constituent was glass; it wasn’t just an homage to the show that had been his first ‘milch cow’, but a means of fully enjoying the view of the orchard, for which McMurrough had secret plans.

  The rear now boasted a slight extension which made it possible to have a balcony right across the back, behind which was the newly positioned master suite. This opened right out on to the balcony with multi-fold glass doors, and convincingly produced the feeling of the outside coming right into the house.

  Similarly, downstairs, the new boundary of the ground floor had a similar window which, when open, gave the same effect to what Chadwick insisted on calling the lounge, much to Radcliffe’s disgust. There was a slight break in this, and then yet another folding set of glass doors across the rear of the enormous kitchen/breakfast room.

  At the front of the house where the dining room was situated, a huge picture window had been installed, and a specially made wooden-slatted blind hung suspended, ready to provide privacy when McMurrough entertained, although given his gregarious and extrovert character, he would probably not lower when entertaining, thus bringing back memories of his time in The Glass House, and his guests a taste of what it was like to be constantly on view.

  To be thus displayed lifted McMurrough’s spirits, as it was through this high visibility that he had made his current reputation and money, and he wished to continue with this style of life for as long as possible by being as eccentric as he could, to catch the imagination of the media. He definitely had hidden shallows.

  He also had a hidden temper as well, as was publicly displayed on the day they moved in, arriving in a sporty little car behind a van that seemed to have brought their personal bits and pieces.

  One item was long and thin, and was pulled from the van by Chadwick, only to have his new partner, Bailey Radcliffe, round on him in anger. ‘Mind how you handle that. It’s got my rods in it. You know I want to take advantage of being out in the countryside to do a bit more fishing. It’ll give you a bit of time to yourself for your first love – yourself.’

  The couple had become an item when McMurrough was doing his short stint in Cockneys, as Radcliffe was one of the directors, and they had appeared a thoroughly odd couple given how many years – nay, decades – older than McMurrough was this new beau. After so many years ‘in the business’, he was totally unfazed by his younger partner’s current celebrity and carried on his rant without even pausing for breath.

  ‘And don’t you dare touch my fly cases. The last time you picked up one of those, it was in a terrible muddle when I opened it up. I can’t think what you did with it – treated it as a maraca and gave it damned good shake?’

  ‘Oh, unpack it your damned self,’ replied Chadwick, storming off up the garden path and going into the house in a huff.

  Chapter One

  Monday

  Market Darley

  It was high summer, and the whole country seemed to be drowning in children. The streets were awash with them to such an extent that they spilled, with their parents, by necessity, it seemed, into what had previously been quiet havens of sanctuary, pub gardens and other usually ‘adults only’ areas.

  Their mass-release from their hitherto enforced studies had turned these preciously peaceful havens of privacy and tranquillity into places akin to bear-gardens, and there was no escape from their shrill and irritating presence. Thus thought DI Harry Falconer, this beautiful summer’s day as he made his way back from lunch, via the bakery, to his office.

  He felt as though he were wading waist-deep through a sea of dwarves, feeling as though he were part of a fairy-tale, but probably not one with a happy ending. Before the schools reopened at the end of the long summer holidays, there would, no doubt, have been several incidents either involving or caused by this river of short humanity.

  He had nipped out for a ploughman’s lunch today, in anticipation of the return of his DS, ‘Davey’ Carmichael, who had been on sick leave for so long it felt like for ever, after a near-fatal attack on him during a previous case a couple of months before.

  Falconer had struggled through this time with a temporary replacement, DS Ngomo and for a short while, in the absence of DC Roberts, recovering from acute appendicitis, PC Merv Green was temporarily elevated to a plainclothes DC, much to his fiancée, PC ‘Twinkle’ Starr’s, delight. She had ambitions for her man, and these did not include staying in uniform for the rest of his working life.

  Ngomo was now safely back where he belonged and in the past, Merv had gone back into uniform, much to his secret delight, and Carmichael was coming back this afternoon. Although Falconer had visited his colleague when he was in hospital, and many times since he had returned home to recuperate from his dreadful injury, he felt strangely nervous about resuming their partnership.

  The attack on Carmichael had focused the inspector’s mind on his attitudes to life and people, and had made him more human, more emotional and, ultimately, more vulnerable. He must not wrap Carmicha
el in cotton wool. The attack had been a dreadful stroke of bad luck for which Falconer had no need whatsoever to feel guilty, and he mustn’t think it was about to happen again.

  Fairmile Green

  ‘Peacocks?’ queried Bailey Radcliffe, his voice rising at the idiocy of the idea. ‘Peacocks? You bought some peacocks? You actually bought some peacocks? What do you know about bloody peacocks, dipstick?’

  ‘Oh, shut your face, you old queen,’ replied Chadwick McMurrough to his partner of several weeks now. ‘I’ve always wanted some, from when I was little, and now I can afford them. So I bought some, OK?’

  ‘No, it’s not OK,’ Radcliffe snapped back at him. ‘Do you realise the noise the damned things make? And what do they eat? Do you know how to look after them?’

  ‘Of course I don’t, but I can look it up on the internet, and if you don’t like the noise you can always wear earplugs. Anyway, I’ve sent the delivery guy round to the orchard where he can let them out, and we’ll just have to see how it goes. He’s brought a little wooden house as well, for them to sleep in, or something.’

  As he finished speaking, a high-pitched cry of what sounded like ‘help’ sounded from the rear of the house, and Radcliffe stared at his younger partner with an ‘I told you so’ expression on his face. ‘See, stupid, you can even hear them through double glazing.’

  ‘I see what you mean,’ agreed McMurrough, and then added doubtfully, ‘I suppose we’ll get used to it. Eventually. Is it just swans that only the Queen’s allowed to eat, or does the rule apply to peacocks too?’

  ‘Well, if they get on my wick sufficiently, this queen’s going to eat the little sods. No doubt you paid a fortune for them, too?’

  ‘It’s my money.’

  ‘Well, maybe you need some therapy before you buy anything else daft. I don’t want to get back here one day and find the garden full of bloody giraffes and the like.’

  ‘Don’t be ridiculous. Why would I want giraffes?’