It Happened One Night: Six Scandalous Novels

by Grace Burrowes

  It was brilliant. In one fell swoop, Juliana might have solved both his problems, giving his aunts something to do and providing him with assistants who wouldn’t find their bellies full of baby inside of a week. Or at all, for that matter. He’d never considered hiring women past their childbearing years.

  Apparently Juliana’s meddling really did help sometimes.

  “How do you do it?” he asked. “How do you analyze what people need and put two and two together? Why are you so good at what you do?”

  She shrugged. “I’m just attentive to the people around me.”

  It couldn’t be that simple, that easy. “What if my aunts don’t want to assist here?”

  “They’ll be thrilled at the very suggestion,” she promised with a confidence that implied she positively knew. Which she very probably did. “Shall I ask them for you?”

  “I can ask them. I’ll stop by on my way to Parliament.” When he reached to touch her arm, she flinched. A frisson of hurt took him by surprise, but then he reminded himself that she wasn’t past her childbearing years, and if there was one thing he’d learned in his too-short marriage, it was that younger women were sometimes moody.

  Although she’d never been moody with him.

  “What’s wrong, Juliana?”

  “You’re right. I’m exhausted. And overwhelmed. And the dratted lemon slices aren’t working.”

  “Pardon?” He looked down to the uneaten slice in his hand and back up, horrified to see tears flooding her eyes. “What do lemon slices have to do with anything?”

  “Nothing,” she muttered. “I’m sorry.” She inched around the counter and headed toward the door. “Eat the lemon slices, will you? All of them. I’ll see you at the Teddington ball tomorrow. I must go home and sew.”

  Chapter Forty-Three

  ON SATURDAY evening, Griffin watched Juliana scan the Teddingtons’ ballroom. “Where’s Lord Stafford?” she asked.

  “Shouldn’t you be looking for Castleton?”

  “He’s in the card room, gambling away his fortune.”

  Griffin wondered why she sounded so disapproving. “Castleton isn’t an inveterate gambler. He plays only to amuse himself.”

  She shrugged. “He only ever does anything to amuse himself.”

  “And you find this objectionable?” He narrowed his gaze. “Since when?” She was supposed to be in love with the man. Good God, had she changed her mind? “Do you not want to marry him anymore?”

  She looked away. “He needs me.”

  “I should hope you’d want to marry a man because you need him.”

  She cocked her head at him. “Rachael says people should marry because they want each other, not because they need each other.”

  If men married all the women they wanted, he thought, polygamy would be the norm. “Has Castleton kissed you yet?”

  “Would you want to hear about it if he did?”

  He supposed he didn’t; there was little more uncomfortable than thinking about one’s sister in a romantic embrace. However, he knew Juliana well enough to know she wouldn’t hesitate to give him the details in all their embarrassing glory, so he had to figure her answering his question with another question meant the prig hadn’t kissed her yet.

  He’d meant to have a talk with Castleton in his stables the next time the man paid Juliana a call, but he hadn’t run into him lately. “I think I’ll go play cards,” he told his sister.

  “Just don’t lose thirty guineas.”

  Wherever had that caustic comment come from? he wondered as he made his way to the card room. He very rarely gambled, and never for ridiculous stakes.

  Castleton was playing whist. “Yes?” he asked when Griffin walked up.

  “I heard from my stableman yesterday. Velocity has been running well. You still want him, don’t you?”

  He shifted, tossing a card on the table without meeting Griffin’s gaze. “Very much.”

  “Excellent. You might try kissing my sister.”

  Griffin turned around to see Rachael standing there, wearing a dress the same sky blue color as her eyes. It was very low-cut. She looked like she had a slight cold—her nose was a little red, her eyes a bit glassy—but that didn’t make her any less alluring.

  It was a good thing he didn’t make a habit of marrying all the women he wanted, because he would have married her seventeen times.

  “What are you doing in here?” he asked through clenched teeth.

  “My sisters dragged me here tonight. And then I saw you walk into the card room.” She glanced around at all the people uneasily. “I have something I’d like to ask you. In private.”

  “Let’s find Lord Teddington’s library.”

  “All right.” She walked beside him from the room. “What does Velocity have to do with the Duke of Castleton kissing your sister?”

  He hadn’t realized she’d overheard that conversation. “I promised him Velocity if he married her.”

  “You promised him a horse for marrying Juliana?” Her glassy eyes looked incredulous. “How could you do that, Griffin?”

  He looked away from her, turning down a corridor he hoped would lead to the library. “She wants to marry him. I want to see her happy.”

  “How happy do you expect she’ll be when she finds out her husband married her for a horse?”

  He peeked in an open door to find a music room. “Whyever would she find that out?”

  “Maybe because I told her?”

  “You wouldn’t.” He turned to her. “Tell me you wouldn’t.”

  “I’m not sure I shouldn’t.”

  “Rachael, tell me you won’t tell her. It would only hurt her feelings.”

  “You should have thought of that before you made the offer.” She stared at him for a moment while he shifted uncomfortably. “All right. I won’t tell her. Unless she ends up engaged to the man, at which point I think it will be in her best interests to know, whether it hurts her feelings or not.”

  “Thank you,” he said, not sure what he was thanking her for, since in all likelihood Castleton would ask for Juliana’s hand and then Rachael would go running to her. But maybe not. And at least she wasn’t running to her now.

  They walked to the next room, but it turned out to be a small family dining chamber. “Whatever made you think of offering a horse for your sister?” she asked, continuing down the corridor.

  He shrugged. “It seemed like a good idea at the time. I think I was a little foxed.”

  “Well, it’s a good thing you’re not a heavy drinker.” She stopped before another open door. “Ah, the library.” Taking a deep breath, she entered and walked over to a long leather sofa. She turned and sat carefully, folding her hands in her lap. “A few weeks ago you asked if I wanted you to help me find my father. I was wondering how you’d propose to do that. Seeing as he’s dead, I mean.”

  Although he was relieved to be on a different subject, he hated to see her so apprehensive. Leaving the door open, he joined her on the sofa. “He might not be dead,” he suggested.

  “In the letter I found, Mama referred to herself as a widow.”

  “The letter could have been deliberately misleading,” Griffin pointed out, and then, seeing hope leap into her eyes, hurriedly added, “although it probably wasn’t. But in either case, I may be able to help you discover his identity.”

  “How?” She coughed, then sniffled. “Mama left no other letters that mentioned anything about an earlier marriage. Her parents died young, and after her sister died when I was but a child, she had no family left. She never even had any close friends other than your folks—Mama always kept to herself, do you remember? I wouldn’t know where to start.”

  “Her things? Did she keep nothing to remind her of her previous husband?”

  “Nothing at all. I went through everything when I cleaned out her rooms to ready them for Noah.”

  Noah, Rachael’s younger brother, had recently come of age and taken responsibility for the earldom—a responsibil
ity Rachael had borne on her own since the tender age of fifteen. Rachael was intelligent and competent. If she’d found nothing, there was likely nothing to find.

  But now that she was willing to pursue the subject, Griffin didn’t want to give up so easily. “Perhaps you missed something. Or saw something but didn’t recognize it as a clue.”

  She looked dubious. “There was nothing, Griffin.”

  “Would it hurt to look again?” If he could judge by her expression, it very well might. “I’ll go through your mother’s things with you,” he offered. “I might notice something you missed.”

  She pulled a handkerchief from her sleeve and dabbed at her nose. “All of Mama’s things are at Greystone,” she said on a sigh, referring to her family’s country estate. “Perhaps we can go through them at Christmas.”

  As much as Rachael clearly wished to put this off, he couldn’t bear to see her unhappiness last until Christmas. It was so against her nature. “Christmas is six months away—”

  “I’ll think about it,” she said, standing suddenly. “I’m not feeling well. I’m going home.”

  Chapter Forty-Four

  AUNTS AURELIA and Bedelia had been thrilled when James asked them if they might help out at the Institute. They’d arrived at New Hope to be trained first thing after breakfast Saturday morning and taken to their tasks with great enthusiasm, running his reception room with a precision he hadn’t witnessed since his stint in the military. As a result, James had vaccinated more patients in a day than he usually did in three.

  At four o’clock, before his aunts departed to ready themselves for the Teddington ball, he’d penciled their names on his schedule, careful to make sure their assigned shifts wouldn’t overlap and run him ragged. Then he’d gone home to change, decided to rest his feet and close his eyes for just a moment, and awakened four hours later.

  By the time he dressed and left, it was past ten o’clock. He arrived at the ball very late and a tad grumpy. When Occlestone happened to swagger by the door as he walked in, his piggish nose high in the air, it took everything James had not to snarl. But he knew he’d feel better after sharing the day’s success with Juliana, assuming she was no longer moody.

  Unfortunately, Lady Amanda buttonholed him before he could find out.

  He hadn’t even been announced yet—he’d barely handed his things to the footman manning the cloakroom—when she approached him, wringing her hands. “Lord Stafford, where have you been? One of Lady Teddington’s guests is terribly ill.”

  Absurdly, he noticed she wasn’t wearing gloves. And she looked quite distressed. She was usually so cool and aloof, he couldn’t imagine her caring enough about anyone’s illness to appear so troubled. She seemed to have no close friends, except for—

  “Is it Juliana?” he asked, his heart suddenly beating double time.

  “No. Let me show you to her.” Bypassing the ballroom, she hurried him down a corridor.

  “It’s another lady, then? What’s wrong with her?”

  “I don’t know.” She turned into a room and swung to him so fast he all but bumped into her. “Kiss me,” she said, and then, throwing her arms around him, she pressed her lips to his.

  Addled, he froze for a stunned moment. When his wits began returning, he seemed to have only enough brainpower to marvel that he’d never before kissed a woman and felt nothing. Or rather, something—her stiff, closed lips were mashed against his, after all—but nothing good.

  Coming to his senses, he pushed her away. “What in blazes do you think you’re doing?”

  “Kissing you!” Her cheeks were pink; her chest heaved. “Have you fallen in love with me yet?”

  “What?”

  “Juliana said that after I’d kissed you, you’d fall in love with me. Have you?”

  “Hell, no.” She was a very lovely girl, even more lovely now that she was a little lively for once. Her blue-gray eyes were sparkling.

  But he loved a girl with hazel eyes.

  “Where is Juliana?” He glanced around, his own eyes widening. “Good God, this is the ladies’ retiring room.” The room was strewn with reticules and other feminine belongings. Screens in two corners most likely hid chamber pots—but he wasn’t about to make his way over and find out. “It’s a miracle no one else is in here. Someone could appear any minute.”

  “I know.”

  “Ladies tend to visit in bunches. Any number of guests could have seen us kissing!”

  “I know.”

  “You know? You know?” He grabbed her by an arm and took a step back, and then another, and another, until they’d returned to the momentarily deserted but very public corridor. “Have you any idea what could have happened had we been caught?”

  “What I was hoping would happen?”

  “What you were hoping—” He broke off as the truth dawned on him. “You and Juliana planned to trick me again, didn’t you?” The accusation came through clenched teeth. “I’m going to kill that meddling little chit.”

  Was it just yesterday he’d decided her meddling was actually helpful?

  “She didn’t meddle,” Lady Amanda said, her eyes flooding. “It was my idea this time. All my idea. She refused to help me. She said it would be unethical.”

  “Damn right it is!” What was it with ladies crying in his presence? Yesterday Juliana, and now Lady Amanda. Was the female race unified in their efforts to cut him to pieces?

  A tear overflowed and ran down her cheek, slicing him even more. “Why can’t you just agree to kiss me, then? You want to, don’t you? You’ve been courting me for weeks.”

  “I most certainly have…”

  Not. He’d meant to say not. But the word wouldn’t pass his lips. Good God, he abruptly realized, he had been courting her for weeks. Or at least it must have seemed that way to her. He’d sent gifts and asked her to dance and—

  Suddenly he needed to sit down. But there were no chairs in the corridor, and he seemed to have lost the strength to propel himself to another location. He leaned against the wall instead. “Well, that is…”

  How could he explain it? Although she and Juliana had certainly been wrong to trick him, what he’d done was just as bad in its own way. His actions had implied he was interested in Lady Amanda, so he could hardly be surprised she’d come to that conclusion. He’d had no right to mislead her in order to achieve his own ends with another woman.

  “I’m sorry,” he said. “I—”

  “My father will be home tomorrow evening,” she interrupted in clipped tones, clearly impatient with his half-assed efforts to explain himself. “For all I know, he may not let me out of the house again before my wedding. However will I escape marrying Lord Malmsey then?”

  “Escape…what?” He blinked. “Your wedding? I don’t understand. What on earth makes you think Lord Malmsey would marry you? He’s in love with Lady Frances.”

  “Well, he offered for my hand before he met Lady Frances. And my father is going to make us marry, unless—”

  “You’re engaged?” he interrupted. “To Lord Malmsey?”

  It was beyond his comprehension. All the time Juliana had been trying to match him with Lady Amanda, the woman had been engaged?

  “We’re to be wed a week from today. And the only way I can get out of it is if I’m caught with another man.” She grabbed both his hands. Reserved Lady Amanda grabbed his hands, and she wasn’t even wearing gloves. She was that desperate. “Could you please just cooperate?”

  A better man would. A better man would make amends for his actions by following through. But he couldn’t.

  He just couldn’t.

  Two women entered the corridor, heading for the ladies’ retiring room. He pulled his hands from Lady Amanda’s and lowered his voice. “I cannot,” he said. “I’m sorry, but I cannot cooperate. I cannot marry you. I’m in love with another woman.”

  He turned and stalked back to the cloakroom, unsure whether he was more furious with Lady Amanda for trying to trick him again, Juli
ana for trying to match him with an engaged woman, or himself for misleading them both. All he knew was he was in no state of mind to socialize. He wanted to go home.

  “James!” he heard as he passed the ballroom.

  He turned to see Juliana, a cautious smile on her face.

  Cautious? Juliana? Was this another one of her mercurial moods?

  “How did it go with your aunts?”

  “Fine,” he said shortly.

  Her smile disappeared. “Is something wrong?”

  “Your friend tried to trick me again. Your engaged friend.”

  “Oh.” Her face went white. “Dear heavens. I can explain—”

  “I’m sure you can, since you always have a plan to fix everything. But I don’t want to hear it tonight. I’m going home.”

  Still deathly pale, she hesitated a moment.

  She hesitated. Juliana hesitated. Confident, self-assured Juliana.

  “All right,” she said at last. “Can we discuss this tomorrow at Lady Hartley’s breakfast?”

  “I don’t think so. I have more important things to do than attend a silly breakfast.” The Institute would be closed since it was Sunday, but perhaps he’d work on the account books. Or clip his nails. Anything would be better than wasting half the day smiling at people he didn’t care about. He’d never enjoyed garden parties or balls—he attended them only to placate his mother and, more recently, to see Juliana.

  But he didn’t want to see Juliana. Or more precisely, to have her see him. To face her in a tent full of nosy spectators.

  Hell, he couldn’t even face himself.

  Chapter Forty-Five

  AFTER JAMES left, Juliana returned to the ballroom, furious and intending to find Amanda.

  Before she had a chance, Amanda found her.

  “Whom?” the older girl asked, tears spilling from her red-rimmed eyes. “Whom is Lord Stafford in love with?”