It Happened One Night: Six Scandalous Novels

by Grace Burrowes

  It wasn’t an unbearable life. At least he had a purpose. And he was keeping himself so busy he didn’t have time to think. Thinking threatened his mental health, and the busyness was a sort of medicine—a medicinal ointment he could smear all over everything to obscure the ills infecting his world.

  The medicine, sadly, was an imperfect cure. As the Bible said—Ecclesiastes, if he remembered right—“Dead flies cause the ointment of the apothecary to send forth a stinking savor.” Despite countless Sundays in church, he’d never quite understood what “stinking savor” was supposed to mean. But to put it another way, in simpler words, there was a fly in the ointment.

  And the fly was women.

  Women always—always, always—wanted to talk. Not the superficial talk of men—talk of news and the weather and horses—which didn’t make one think. Men’s talk could substitute for busyness. But women’s talk was different. Because women didn’t just talk.

  Women wanted to discuss things. And discussions required him to think. Which in turn sent forth that stinking savor he was striving so hard to avoid.

  If only he could avoid women.

  Unfortunately, that was impossible, since approximately half the world’s population was female. There was his mother, always wanting to discuss things. There were his assistants, always wanting to discuss things. The stinking savor was everywhere, threatening to make him think, bombarding him with stinking thoughts.

  Since Aurelia was his only healthy relation, she was this morning’s assistant and therefore his current threat.

  “There must be something that can be done, James, something we haven’t considered.”

  “There’s nothing, Auntie. Would you hand me that box of sugar sticks?”

  “Certainly.” She reached to the shelves behind the counter. “But there must be something,” she said, handing him the box. “We need to talk.”

  “I’ve got an Institute to run. I don’t have time for a discussion.”

  “We’ll have to talk later, then. I’ve promised to help Lady Juliana sew this afternoon, and then I was planning to stay home and nurse Bedelia this evening. But I suppose I can sneak out and meet you at Almack’s.”

  “I won’t be attending Almack’s.” If there was a place in London where the stinking savor was most prevalent, it had to be Almack’s. And besides, the last thing he needed was a marriage mart. In three short days he’d be married.

  Damnation, his pending marriage was the worst thought of all. He wasn’t even really having a discussion, and yet Aurelia was making him think stinking thoughts.

  Gritting his teeth, he turned from the counter. “Fifty-two! Follow me, please.” A mother rose with her three little girls. Four more talking females. He led them to a treatment room as quickly as possible.

  He walked another set of patients to the door and brought more patients to the room they’d just vacated. He restocked sugar sticks in all three treatment rooms. He unwrapped lancets and other supplies. He scribbled in his account books and revised next week’s schedule. He returned to the reception room to fetch more patients.

  “You’re not needed here,” Aurelia said. “You’re not leaving me anything to do.”

  “Just keep handing out numbers. And smiling at patients. They appreciate the reassurance.”

  “You should go home, James. You’ve got dark circles under your eyes. Before you need a physician yourself, you should go home and rest.”

  Home? Where Cornelia was languishing in bed waiting to discuss things? “I think not.” The door opened, and two people went out past another person waiting to come in. “Here comes another patient. You can give her a number.” In fact, maybe he’d do that himself. Handing out numbers didn’t require one to think. Turning away, he reached over the counter for one of the worn paper squares.

  “You’re number sixty-seven,” he said as he turned back. “I’ll call you when…Juliana…”

  His voice trailed off, sinking along with his heart.

  “James.” Walking closer, she offered him a tentative smile, a sad smile, a smile that made his heart keep sinking until it dropped clear down to his toes. “We need to talk.”

  Oh, no. “Have you thought of a solution?”

  “Not yet. We need to think together. We need to discuss—”

  “There’s nothing to discuss. Nothing will come of it, Juliana. What’s the point?” It would make him think. It would make him think stinking thoughts.

  “Can we go somewhere private?”

  “I don’t want to talk.”

  “Please, James.” Her eyes were green, deep green, green and pleading. “Please, let’s just go to a treatment room.”

  “James,” Aurelia said softly, “your patients are staring. Take her to a treatment room.”

  Women. If only he could avoid women. “The treatment rooms are all in use.”

  “Take her to your office, then,” Aurelia pressed.

  “Don’t you think that would be improper?” he asked his aunt, and to Juliana he added, “Don’t you think Lady Frances would disapprove?”

  “Bosh,” they said in unison.

  “We’ve been together in private before,” Juliana reminded him, no doubt referring to not only a treatment room here at the Institute but also a secluded, lantern-lit pocket garden, a secret hideaway under a staircase, a warm cubby inside a greenhouse. “I didn’t hear you protest then.”

  He hadn’t been trying to avoid thinking then.

  “It’s not as though you’re likely to ravish her,” Aurelia pointed out. “You’re marrying another woman.”

  There it was. That word marrying. A stinking thought. And he wasn’t even having a discussion.

  He gave up. “Very well,” he said, “but there’s nothing to discuss.”

  He hurried Juliana into the back, determined to avoid a discussion. There was only one way he knew of to do that. One way to avoid stinking thoughts.

  He tugged her into his office, shut the door, and crushed her mouth with his.

  It wasn’t a gentle kiss. It was a kiss born of frustration, of disillusion, of fury and pent-up lust. It was a kiss meant to distract, a kiss meant to devour. It was a kiss full of hurt and regret and indelible, immeasurable emotion.

  A kiss that consumed them both.

  Juliana’s arms went around him. Her lips parted under his assault, her mouth warm and sweet and tasting of passion and promise. She smelled not of a stinking savor but of sunshine and flowers and everything he desired. He didn’t think; he just felt. He just felt Juliana, and she felt impossibly wonderful.

  Bodies straining, they fell together to the desktop that filled most of the tiny office. Papers flew. Buttons unbuttoned. Fingers skimmed, hearts pounded, skin prickled with delicious heat. He wanted her more than he wanted life, needed her more than he needed to breathe.

  “Juliana,” he choked on a shuddered sigh.

  She sat up. “We cannot do this.”

  “We cannot not do this.” He sat up, too, and brushed silky strands from her troubled eyes. “We cannot keep our hands off each other.”

  “You’re right, but it’s wrong.” She slid from the desk, suddenly pale, her fingers shaking as she reached behind herself to fasten buttons. “We must talk—we must figure out—”

  “We cannot change anything.” Still sitting on the desk, he turned her around so he could button her dress for her. Between his spread knees, her hips felt warm through her thin dress, her back like silk beneath his fingers. “We cannot talk, not without touching, and we cannot touch, because that’s wrong, and—” He swore under his breath and buttoned faster. “This is why I didn’t want to see you until after Saturday.”

  “You were right.” He heard tears in her voice, those blasted tears that seemed to rip him up inside. “I cannot see you again until after you’re married, until after—”

  “Don’t say it.” He couldn’t stand that word married. After he was married, he’d never feel her warm body again. “I cannot bear to hear it.�
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  “I’ll go home,” she said, trembling. “I have to make fifty-two more items of baby clothes by the day after tomorrow.” Her voice wobbled. “Your mother is still ill, and so are Lady Balmforth and Rachael and Claire and Elizabeth.” Her tone rose in pitch. “That leaves only Alexandra and Lady Avonleigh to help me, Corinna, and Frances, and of all of us, your aunt is the only decent seamstress.”

  He turned her to face him. “You’re going to kill yourself, Juliana.” Her chin was wobbling, too. Tears trickled down her cheeks. “You cannot sew in the state you’re in. The Foundling Hospital can make do with a few less clothes.”

  “I promised. A Chase promise is never broken—have I ever told you that before, James? It’s been our family motto for centuries. I have to make fifty-two items of baby clothes, even though I’ll never have a baby.”

  “Is that what you’re thinking?” He didn’t know which ripped him up more, her tears or her line of thought. “You’ll have a baby, Juliana.” He pulled her close and felt the warm tears dampen his half-buttoned shirt. “You’ll have a baby with another man.”

  “I don’t want another man’s baby,” she whispered.

  “You say that now, but you will.” Another man would love her. Another man would make her his. Another man would join his body with hers and give her a child.

  Those were among the most stinking thoughts he’d ever had, ever.

  He’d known he shouldn’t think.

  Chapter Fifty-Three

  FOR TWO DAYS, Juliana had done little but sew baby clothes morning, noon, and night, but she still needed to complete thirty-three more pieces by the end of the day.

  She didn’t know how she was going to do it. Her sisters and Aunt Frances were sewing almost as much as she was, but none of them were very speedy or talented. Lady Avonleigh had helped them all morning, but James had needed her this afternoon at the Institute. And everyone else was still ill. Recovering—and thank heavens for that—but not yet strong enough to spend hours plying a needle.

  Her fingers ached. Her vision was blurring. And she didn’t have bad eyes.

  “You’re crying,” Alexandra said sympathetically.

  “I’m not. I think I must be catching everyone’s sniffles.”

  “In your eyes?” Corinna asked with a smirk.

  Alexandra nudged her. “I think Juliana needs chocolate.”

  “I’m not hungry.” She hadn’t felt much like eating the past couple of days, not even chocolate. “There are still cups of chocolate cream left, if you want some,” she said, and that was when she remembered. “Oh, drat.”

  Aunt Frances looked up. “What’s wrong, dear?”

  Other than a dearth of baby clothes and the man she loved marrying another woman tomorrow? “I promised Emily I’d bring her chocolate cream. Three days ago.”

  “Take her some, then,” Frances said. “The fresh air will do you good.”

  She couldn’t spare the time. Could she? “Maybe I will,” she decided. It would take but a few minutes. She set down her sewing, fetched two cups from the kitchen, and walked next door to knock on the Nevilles’ door.

  Their gaunt butler answered. “Yes?”

  “I’ve come to call on Miss Neville.”

  “I fear Miss Neville isn’t available.”

  “Is she playing with the Lambourne girls?” The fresh air did feel wonderful. Maybe she’d fetch three more cups and walk across the square to introduce herself. It would take only a few more minutes—a few more minutes she wouldn’t be sewing in a melancholy fog.

  “I’m afraid not, Lady Juliana.” The old retainer looked mournful. “The poor child is in bed.”

  “In bed?” It was four o’clock in the afternoon, and Emily was well past the age for napping. “Is she ill?”

  “Not yet, but she will be. The Lambourne girls came down with smallpox today.”

  “Smallpox!” Her heart suddenly beat double time. “Has Miss Neville not been vaccinated?”

  He shrugged his thin shoulders. “I’m only the butler, my lady.”

  “I’d like to visit with her, if you please.”

  The butler, who was pock-scarred himself, eyed her smooth, unmarked skin. “She may be contag—”

  “I’ve been variolated, so I cannot catch smallpox. Please show me to Miss Neville.”

  Juliana heard Emily’s sobs before she even entered the room. In her bed, the girl was buried beneath a mountain of blankets. A fire blazed on the hearth, and the windows were closed and draped, making the chamber dim and stiflingly hot. The air smelled slightly of vomit.

  And a man held Emily’s arm over a small bowl with her blood dripping into it.

  Juliana gulped convulsively. Her mouth felt dry, her breath came short, and her stomach clenched, making her fear she might vomit next. It was silly, and it was stupid, but she couldn’t help herself.

  She walked closer, forcing herself to focus on Emily’s tear-streaked face. “Dear heavens, what is going on here?”

  “The doctor is hurting me!” Emily wailed. “I want Herman!”

  Her heart pounding, Juliana set the chocolate cream on the bedside table and smoothed Emily’s hair back from her brow, seeing no sign of pocks. “Surely she hasn’t fallen ill already?”

  “Not yet,” the doctor said. “I’m preparing her for the disease.”

  “Preparing her? I think not.”

  “She must be purged and bled and blistered. The procedures will help her body withstand the infection.”

  “They will not!” James didn’t believe such things. “They will only weaken her.” Juliana’s gaze jerked back to the bowl of red fluid, and her head swam. She quickly looked away, but not before noticing the doctor’s hands appeared none too clean. James wouldn’t approve of that, either. He thought cleanliness helped prevent infection. “Please leave. Bandage Miss Neville’s arm and—”

  “Lord Neville sent for me—”

  “Well, I’m sending you away!” Where was Lord Neville, anyway? Did he have any idea what this man was doing to his daughter?

  “You have no authority—”

  “I have every authority,” Juliana lied. She squared her shoulders. “I’m Lady Neville, and I order you to unhand my daughter and leave at once.”

  She could hardly believe those words had come out of her mouth. And even more than that, she could hardly believe the doctor believed her.

  But he did.

  “Pardon me, my lady. My apologies.” He set down the bowl and dug in his bag, removing a cloth. “I assumed you were naught but a visitor,” he explained hurriedly as he pressed it to the cut he’d made in Emily’s arm.

  “That will teach you to make assumptions,” Juliana said tightly, moving to hold the cloth in place. “Hush, Emily,” she soothed. “You’re going to be fine.” At least she hoped Emily would be fine. She had no idea whether the girl might come down with smallpox, but she was certain the doctor’s ministrations were of no help. “You may send a bill to Lord Neville,” she instructed him, “but I’ll thank you to leave now.”

  She kept herself busy tying the bandage while the doctor quickly gathered his things and left.

  “I want Herman,” Emily said as soon as he cleared the door. She struggled up to a sitting position and motioned toward a terrarium in the corner. “G-get me Herman. P-please.”

  Juliana walked over to the glass box, sighing as she reached in to lift the reptile. She’d never actually touched him before, and it really wasn’t the thing for ladies to handle snakes. But Herman felt drier and warmer than she’d expected, and she smiled to see the little girl relax as he settled around her neck.

  “Th-thank you,” Emily breathed. Her sobs had diminished to shuddering sniffles. “I c-cannot believe that doctor be-believed you were my mother.”

  “I cannot believe it, either,” Juliana said dryly. Honestly, she’d have had to have given birth at fourteen for Emily to be her daughter. Apparently the doctor thought she looked either very old or very fast, neither of whic
h made her very happy.

  But she was extremely happy he’d left.

  “I don’t want to get smallpox, Lady Juliana.”

  “Of course you don’t. But I don’t believe what that doctor was doing would prevent it.”

  She had a sinking feeling there was nothing that could prevent it other than luck, but there was someone who would know for sure. Someone who knew more about smallpox than anyone else in London.

  “I’m going to send for Lord Stafford,” she said. They’d agreed not to see each other until after tomorrow, but really, she had no choice. Emily’s health was at stake—maybe even Emily’s life. “Wait here while I write a note and give it to one of your father’s footmen.” She started out the door. “No, make that one of my brother’s footmen,” she amended. The Neville staff was so old, it would be tomorrow before one of them managed to shuffle to the Institute and back. And besides, she needed to send a note next door in any case, because they’d be wondering what was keeping her so long.

  A few minutes later, she returned and peeled all the blankets off Emily. She banked the fire and drew back the curtains and opened the window. Gritting her teeth, she took the little bowl of blood and dumped it into the bushes outside, then rinsed it with water from Emily’s washstand and dumped that out, too. When all that was finished, her heart calmed a little and her stomach felt much better. She dragged a chair to Emily’s bedside, found a book, and read aloud for more than an hour until James arrived.

  When the butler showed him to the room, he paused in the doorway and looked at her. Just looked at her, like he was drinking her in.

  “Juliana,” he said softly. He looked tired and disheveled, his hair tousled and his neckcloth askew. He’d probably donned that and his tailcoat in his carriage on the way from the Institute.

  Her chest ached at the sight of him. “I know we said we wouldn’t—”

  She cut off, noticing his gaze had shifted to Emily. And Herman. A moment ago his heart had been in his eyes, but now those eyes were glazed, and he looked very much like she’d felt when she’d seen Emily’s blood. Like his pulse was thready and his stomach was clenched.