The King's Virgin Bride: A Royal Wedding Novella (Royal Weddings Book 1)

by Natalie Knight

  I don’t fucking think so, but I smile politely.

  “I’ll get Antonio for you,” I promise her and keep walking to the bar.

  Bruce is shoving a long black toward me before I’m even there.

  “Hey, boss,” he smiles and gives me a high five.

  “Anything to report?”

  Bruce is my eyes and ears. The beauty about a fucking barman is no one suspects he reports to the boss.

  “Nope.” He’s also straight to the fucking point, which I appreciate.

  “Hey, Liam,” James appears out of nowhere and sits down next to me.

  I suspect he’s been sitting in the office out the back working on staff rosters and booking schedules. James might be my right hand man, but he’s one to stay behind closed doors.

  “So, how are things today?” he asks.

  He signals Bruce, who’s attending to three blondes. Their bodies are barely covered, and from what I can see, they’re practically begging Bruce for some action.

  Professionally and firmly, he palms them off to a couple of male strippers on duty.

  Those here today are dressed in tight, black suit pants, no top, and a bow tie around their necks. It takes no time at all to pull them off. The pants are breakaways. The bow ties stay on. Hot naked six packs glistening in the dim lights.

  When James has his coffee, he looks at me. “Your lady called.”

  My lady.

  If that’s not Becky Brooks, then I don’t know who else it could possibly be.

  I sip on my cup and enjoy the caffeine. If there’s one thing I love and need, it’s a fucking strong cup of coffee. I don’t go for any of that fancy stuff, the lattes, the frozen mochas or the cappuccinos. And I can’t understand why people bother with instant shit, decaf, or half-strength.

  When I do something, I do it completely.

  Like Becky Brooks, for example.

  “Did she, now?”

  My eyes are roaming the club, but my head is stuck on Becky. Becky, riding my lap, grinding on me to forget her fuckwit of an ex. Becky, kissing my lips and telling me over and over again those words that I’ll never get tired of hearing.

  “Fuck Dan,” she told me. “Fuck Dan, I choose you.”

  “I don’t think she remembers being here,” James says, rubbing the back of his neck.

  “I don’t suppose she does,” I say. Crushes my bloody heart every time I have to admit it to myself, but there it is.

  The best night of my fucking life, and the woman I spent it with doesn’t even remember it.

  Our conversation is interrupted by the appearance of two women. They’re long-legged, wearing tight black skirts and white crop tops, leaving very little to the imagination.

  “Hey, Liam,” Barbi tickles my chin, and Silvia kisses me on the cheek. “We’re wondering if, since you’re here…you might be working?”

  James catches my eye, as does Bruce.

  “Not today,” I shift in my chair to put a little distance between us.

  It was a stupid fucking idea to begin with, dancing at my own club. Part of the enjoyment was the shock and awe of it all. Having all eyes on me and letting my gaze wander to whoever I fucking fancied for the evening.

  I’ve had Silvia and Barbi both, truth be told. Separately—and at once—and in ways that they wouldn’t exactly want their Sunday school teachers to know about.

  But last night changed me. Becky fucking Brooks changed me, and now I can’t even stand the thought of these other woman laying eyes on me.

  Silvia is a little more persistent. “Come on, Liam, I could give you the best fucking blowjob anyone has ever given you.”

  I cringe at her words. She’s already been outclassed for eternity, and she doesn’t even realize it yet.

  Becky’s hot body comes to mind yet again, and I recall how her gorgeous lips were wrapped around my fucking cock. No one will be able to top her performance.

  That’s why I married her, after all.

  “Here come the lads.” I take Silvia’s hands off my shoulders. “You can look after them.”

  James chuckles. “Popular today.”

  “Piss off.” I’m not in the mood for jokes.

  “Anyway, like I said. Your lady called, the one you came in here with last night.”

  That reminder makes a strange little darkness inside me purr. Becky called the Post Office. My fucking strip club. Yet another part of my empire.

  She’s retracing her steps. Recovering what she lost last night.

  And every fucking memory she reclaims leads her right back to me.

  “What did she say?”

  I try to sound cool, calm, and collected. I don’t want James to think I’m hanging on every fucking word he’s about to say…even though I bloody fucking am.

  James shrugs. “Asked lots of questions. I told her she should stop by if she wants answers. Seemed like the easiest thing to do.”

  I take a few seconds to think about this before shooing him away. James takes the hint.

  Becky Brooks, walking into my club all over again.

  This could be dangerous for me.

  Or it could be the best thing for her.

  Either way…I have no doubt it will be fun.

  I know Dan doesn’t deserve a girl like Becky. I’m not sure that I do either, truth be told. In a way, I was only doing what Dan the Man told me to do: make sure she’s taken care of.

  It’s just that when he told me to smooth things over with Becky, I didn’t imagine he thought I would do it to his disadvantage.

  Fucking prick.

  But if Becky doesn’t remember me, she must not remember Dan’s little transgressions either.

  I’ll need to tread carefully with her. She’s headstrong, I can tell. She won’t just take my fucking word for it.

  She needs to retrace her steps. Reclaim her memories.

  And when she does, I’ll be waiting for her with a shot of tequila and open arms.

  What’s going to be critical is that Becky will have to think she reached the decision by herself, with no help from anyone. If I go up and tell her not to marry the prick Dan, she’ll run a fucking mile and then some.

  Last night was insane, even by my standards. My concern for this woman is more than just my dislike of Dan. There’s something about Becky. She touched me like no other woman has before. She’s got under my skin in a good way.

  Like no other woman ever has.

  I finish my coffee and decide to stick around.

  Becky and those friends of hers are trouble in the best way…and I intend to see them through this little journey safe.

  After all, a man ought to take care of his wife.

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  This is a work of fiction. All names, characters, places, and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or persons is entirely coincidental. This work is intended for adults only.

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  Prologue - Lock

  7:30 PM FRIDAY

  God, I love a woman who can throw a punch.

  Look. There aren’t many things in this world more unmanly than being socked in the face by your fiancée. Macrame, owning a vagina, and still enjoying Guns N’ Roses after Slash left all come to mind.

  But being sucker-punched by your fiancée…and then crying afterward?

  Mate, it’s up there.

  But it’s not my Aussie ass who’s sobbing into his Singha over a sucker-punch to the kisser. Oh, no—I’m not a dignified man by any means, but I’ve got more dignity than that.


  Generally speaking, if a woman hits me, I’ve done something sufficiently asinine to deserve it—and I know how to take my knocks.

  Unfortunately, the same can’t be said of Eggbert Humphrey. And before you ask—yeah, that’s his true blue, God-given name.

  Poor fucking bastard.

  Eggs and I grew up together, and I’ve known his problem from the fucking start, mate. You can say what you like about Lachalan Williams, but don’t say I didn’t earn my way in the world.

  Putting the swish boarding schools Eggs and I attended together aside—the second that I had a chance, I spat my silver spoon right out of my mouth and into the orange outback dirt.

  Eggs, though? Eggs has been sucking on his silver spoon like his life depends on it—only, of course, when he’s not taking it out of his mouth so he can suck on even more unsavory things.

  But we’ll get to that in a moment.

  See, my fucking issue with Eggsy isn’t that he’s a rich wanker with a stick up his arse the approximate size and length of a saltwater croc.

  It’s the way he carries himself. The way he talks, the way he walks. It’s his boy’s club attitude, the way he fucks about like he owns every building he enters and every person within it besides.

  And the real thing—here’s the kicker—the one thing about Eggsy that I can’t fucking stand…

  Is the fact that no matter how pissed off Sammi Brighton looks as she pulls her fist back again for a second swing, I can see behind that gorgeous snarl of hers that Eggs Humphrey is breaking her heart.

  “You broke my n-nose!” Eggsy sobs, looking up at Sammi like she just put a scratch in the custom paint job of his Ferrari.

  “You’re fucking welcome for it, too.” Sammi’s looking back down at him like she’s sizing him up, looking for more things to break. “It’s an improvement when you think about, darling. You wanna pretend you’re some kind of bad boy marine biologist? Now you’ll look the part.”

  I thumb my own crooked nose self-consciously as she mentions it. ‘Course, I didn’t get mine from a woman scorned.

  I got mine from a Japanese shark fisherman who looked like he sumo wrestled in his spare time. Cheeky bastard clocked me right in the face with his harpoon gun—

  Which is exactly what it looks like Sammi is wishing she could to her cheating fiancé—soon to be ex-fiancé—next.

  Eggs’ one remaining ladyboy courtesan tries to shove her tits in his face to comfort him, but Eggs is proper pissed now. His sobs are subsiding into wounded little grunts, like he thinks he’s about to Hulk out and teach the gorgeous, leggy brunette before him some kind of lesson.

  “Listen here, cunt,” he growls, pushing the ladyboy onto the floor. “You’re my woman. If you think you can get away with this and still marry me—”

  Sammi fucking laughs at that.

  Fuck’s sake, it’s a gorgeous laugh.

  “Oh, honey,” she coos. “I ain’t fucking marrying you.”

  Then, to my fucking delight, Sammi Brighton turns to me and asks me for something that makes me fall in love with her all over again.

  She points to a bottle of tequila with a hooded cobra stuffed inside of it and tells me, “Pour me a fucking shot.”

  My cock goes stiff at the sound of her voice. Just like that.

  I do her one better. I pour us both a shot.

  She drinks both of them.

  Saucy bitch.

  Samira fucking Brighton. Busty, boozing goddess of the seven seas. Long, sexy legs that were made for wrapping around a lucky bloke’s hips. Long, dark hair that falls down her back in midnight tidal waves.

  She closes her green eyes as she grabs the bottle of cobra tequila, tipping the golden liquor down her throat like she was born without a gag reflex. She doesn’t stop until the cobra inside the bottle slides down to meet her lips—and when it does, she gives it a little tequila-flavored kiss.

  Truth be told, I always knew that Eggs wasn’t good enough for her.

  No one’s fucking good for her.

  Not a single goddamn person in this rotten fucking world.

  Sams and I go way back. First time I met her, I thought she was the most uppity bitch I’d ever had the displeasure of meeting in my entire fucking life.

  We were grad students out on the same research boat, and she had me hauled back to shore for forgetting my lifejacket. Pissed me off something fierce at the time. Hated her with every bone in my fucking body.

  Second time I met Sams was in the local sailor bar that night, bellies full of cheap tequila and somehow on the same losing side of a fist fight.

  Third time I met Sams was three years ago, right here in Bangkok. We snuck back into the aquarium our conference was held after an ungodly amount of tequila and I had her screaming my name and writhing beneath me. I made her come over and over again until she forgot both our names.

  And the fourth time I met Sammi was the morning after, when the tequila had all worn off and she’d forgotten everything.

  And that’s not even the end of it.

  I’ve fallen into bed with this fucking typhoon of a woman at least once a year for the last three years. And by the next morning, she’s forgotten about it. Every fucking time.

  So as Eggsy blusters and threatens in the background and Sammi drains her bottle of questionable cobra liquor, I can’t help but think how fucking fortuitous this all is.

  Now, like I said. I’ve always known Eggsy was wrong for her. When I found out that that little shitstain had proposed to Slammin’ Sammi Brighton, I put my fist through the bow of my yacht and nearly fucking sank the damn thing for the pleasure.

  No one’s right for Sammi Brighton.

  No one, that is…but me.

  If she could ever fucking remember, well…fucking me, anyway.

  “Okay, Kangaroo Jack.” Sammi slams the empty tequila bottle down on the counter and looks up at me with nothing but trouble in those gorgeous eyes. “You’re up. I’ve still got a few nights in Bangkok—wanna show me and my friends a good time?”

  I cast a glance across the bar where Sammi’s entourage of troublemakers is clustered together, watching us intently.

  There’s a little redheaded one, flanked by two blondes. She’s wearing a tiara that reads SLUT spelled out in rhinestones across the front of it. She’s got a tall, scruffy-looking bloke’s arm wrapped around her, and I can just barely make out part of a Union Jack tattoo on his chest.

  “You sure your friends can handle us?” I wave over the bartender and exchange a few words with him in Thai.

  Sammi narrows her eye and smiles. “Question is, Crocodile Dundee…can you handle us?”

  I’m just tipping back the first ounce of my own bottle of cobra tequila when fucking Eggbert wrongly decides that his opinion is needed again.

  “Sammi-poo, no.” He says it like he’s talking to a misbehaving housecat. “You’re my bride, dammit!”

  I ought to punch his fucking lights out for it, but Sammi does him one better.

  She grabs him by the balls and pulls her lips back in a snarl.

  “First off,” she says, “I’m not your bride. Second off…”

  Eggsy makes a strangled sound as I polish off the last of my own bottle of cobra liquor. It gives me the impression that Sammi’s not just grabbing his balls…she’s twisting them, too.

  “You know what you did,” she sneers at him. “And thirdly—don’t fucking call me Sammi-poo.”

  I slam my bottle of tequila on the bar, and she looks back at me again.

  “You ready?”

  I shrug. “Maybe. Think you’re gonna remember me this time?”

  Sammi throws her head back, twining her fingers between mine as she takes me by the hand.

  “What do you mean, this time? Seriously, Lock—if I’d ever had the bad sense to fuck you, I think I would’ve remembered it.”

  Ah. Won’t pretend that doesn’t sting a little bit. But that’s just part of being hopelessly in love with Sammi fucking Brighton
.

  She’s all bark and all bite.

  “I’ll take that as a no, then,” I say as she drags me across the bar to meet her friends.

  “That’s a fuck no, Lock. I don’t want to remember anything about this awful fucking night.”

  When Sammi says shit like that, she usually means it. Hell, she even usually succeeds. But nonetheless, some small part of me still hopes that she might remember me come morning. That I can make her remember.

  Until then, I suppose there’s nothing left to do but give her the best night she’ll ever forget.

  Sammi

  10:07 AM SATURDAY

  The Bangkok heat beats down on my body like a toddler trying to hammer a square peg into a round hole. The humidity hangs heavy on my skin like a fur coat on the 4th of July.

  Pretty much, it fucking sucks.

  It’s not just the sun or the humidity or the heat, though. It’s the fact that every cell of my being still feels full of tequila—except for my head, which feels full of spiders, and my stomach, which feels full of worms.

  “What the fuck did I do last night?” I mumble to myself.

  And then, it hits me.

  I don’t fucking remember.

  Oh god, no. Not again.

  See, I’ve learned my lesson about dancing with Jose Cuervo. I no longer patronize Patron. It might take two to tango, but it only takes one of me to tequila—

  And these days, I know better than to indulge in the devil’s happy hour. Give me a glass of wine with dinner or a nip of bourbon before bedtime, but dammit! I’m not in college anymore, and this isn’t Las Vegas, either.

  Slammin’ Sammi B. is dead and buried beneath a clinking mountain of empty bottles of silver label. And Samira Brighton—that’s me—she’s no longer the kind of girl who gets blackout drunk and ends up naked on a dick-shaped pool floaty, adrift out in the middle of a hotel swimming pool.

  Unfortunately for me, it only takes two agonizing seconds of having my eyes open to realize that no, actually, that’s exactly the kind of girl I am right now.

  In fact, I’m probably going to have to hold onto this damn floaty’s big inflatable balls just to try and paddle my way back to shore.