Accelerando e-3

by Charles Stross

  sensory input won’t go away. And that’s without considering sex, and the

  technical innovations that become possible when the universe – and the

  bodies within it – are mutable.

  *

  The public audience with the new arrivals is held in yet another movie: the Parisian palace of Charles IX, the throne room lifted wholesale from La Reine Margot by Patrice Chéreau. Amber insisted on period authenticity, with the realism dialed right up to eleven. It’s 1572 to the hilt this time, physical to the max. Pierre grunts in irritation, unaccustomed to his beard. His codpiece chafes, and sidelong glances tell him he isn’t the only member of the royal court who’s uncomfortable. Still, Amber is resplendent in a gown worn by Isabelle Adjani as Marguerite de Valois, and the luminous sunlight streaming through the stained-glass windows high above the crowd of actor zimboes lends a certain barbaric majesty to the occasion. The place is heaving with bodies in clerical robes, doublets, and low-cut gowns – some of them occupied by real people. Pierre sniffs again: Someone (Gavin, with his history bug, perhaps?) has been working on getting the smells right. He hopes like hell that nobody throws up.

  At least nobody seems to have come as Catherine de Médicis…

  A bunch of actors portraying Huguenot soldiers approach the throne on which Amber is seated: They pace slowly forward, escorting a rather bemused-looking fellow with long, lank hair and a brocade jacket that appears to be made of cloth-of-gold. “His lordship, Attorney at Arms Alan Glashwiecz!” announces a flunky, reading from a parchment, “here at the behest of the most excellent guild and corporation of Smoot, Sedgwick Associates, with matters of legal import to discuss with Her Royal Highness!”

  A flourish of trumpets. Pierre glances at Her Royal Highness, who nods gracefully, but is slightly peaky -

  it’s a humid summer day and her many-layered robes look very hot. “Welcome to the furthermost soil of the Ring Imperium,” she announces in a clear, ringing voice. “I bid you welcome and invite you to place your petition before me in full public session of court.”

  Pierre directs his attention to Glashwiecz, who appears to be worried. Doubtless he’d absorbed the basics of court protocol in the Ring (population all of eighteen thousand back home, a growing little principality), but the reality of it, a genuine old-fashioned monarchy rooted in Amber’s three-way nexus of power, data, and time, always takes a while to sink in. “I would be pleased to do so,” he says, a little stiffly, “but in front of all those -”

  Pierre misses the next bit, because someone has just goosed him on the left buttock. He starts and half turns to see Su Ang looking past him at the throne, a lady-in-waiting for the queen. She wears an apricot dress with tight sleeves and a bodice that bares everything above her nipples. There’s a fortune in pearls roped into her hair. As he notices her, she winks at him.

  Pierre freezes the scene, decoupling them from reality, and she faces him. “Are we alone now?” she asks.

  “Guess so. You want to talk about something?” he asks, heat rising in his cheeks. The noise around them is a random susurrus of machine-generated crowd scenery, the people motionless as their shared reality thread proceeds independently of the rest of the universe.

  “Of course!” She smiles at him and shrugs. The effect on her chest is remarkable – those period bodices could give a skeleton a cleavage – and she winks at him again. “Oh, Pierre.” She smiles. “So easily distracted!”

  She snaps her fingers, and her clothing cycles through Afghani burqua, nudity, trouser suit, then back to court finery. Her grin is the only constant. “Now that I’ve got your attention, stop looking at me and start looking at him.”

  Even more embarrassed, Pierre follows her outstretched arm all the way to the momentarily frozen Moorish emissary. “Sadeq?”

  “Sadeq knows him, Pierre. This guy, there’s something wrong.”

  “Shit. You think I don’t know that?” Pierre looks at her with annoyance, embarrassment forgotten. “I’ve seen him before. Been tracking his involvement for years. Guy’s a front for the Queen Mother. He acted as her divorce lawyer when she went after Amber’s Dad.”

  “I’m sorry.” Ang glances away. “You haven’t been yourself lately, Pierre. I know it’s something wrong between you and the Queen. I was worried. You’re not paying attention to the little details.”

  “Who do you think warned Amber?” he asks.

  “Oh. Okay, so you’re in the loop,” she says. “I’m not sure. Anyway, you’ve been distracted. Is there anything I can do to help?”

  “Listen.” Pierre puts his hands on her shoulders. She doesn’t move, but looks up into his eyes – Su Ang is only one-sixty tall – and he feels a pang of something odd: teenage male uncertainty about the friendship of women. What does she want? “I know, and I’m sorry, and I’ll try to keep my eyes on the ball some more, but I’ve been in my own headspace a lot lately. We ought to go back into the audience before anybody notices.”

  “Do you want to talk about the problem first?” she asks, inviting his confidence.

  “I -” Pierre shakes his head. I could tell her everything, he realizes shakily as his metaconscience prods him urgently. He’s got a couple of agony-aunt agents, but Ang is a real person and a friend. She won’t pass judgment, and her model of human social behavior is a hell of a lot better than any expert system’s. But time is in danger of slipping, and besides, Pierre feels dirty. “Not now,” he says. “Let’s go back.”

  “Okay.” She nods, then turns away, steps behind him with a swish of skirts, and he unfreezes time again as they snap back into place within the larger universe, just in time to see the respected visitor serve the queen with a class-action lawsuit, and the Queen respond by referring adjudication to trial by combat.

  *

  Hyundai +4904/-56 is a brown dwarf, a lump of dirty hydrogen condensed from a stellar nursery, eight times as massive as Jupiter but not massive enough to ignite a stable fusion reaction at its core. The relentless crush of gravity has overcome the mutual repulsion of electrons trapped at its core, shrinking it into a shell of slush around a sphere of degenerate matter. It’s barely larger than the gas giant the human ship uses as an energy source, but it’s much denser. Gigayears ago, a chance stellar near miss sent it careening off into the galaxy on its own, condemned to drift in eternal darkness along with a cluster of frozen moons that dance attendance upon it.

  By the time the Field Circus is decelerating toward it at short range – having shed the primary sail, which drifts farther out into interstellar space while reflecting light back onto the remaining secondary sail surface to slow the starwhisp – Hyundai +4904/-56 is just under one parsec distant from Earth, closer even than Proxima Centauri.

  Utterly dark at visible wavelengths, the brown dwarf could have drifted through the outer reaches of the solar system before conventional telescopes would have found it by direct observation. Only an infrared survey in the early years of the current century gave it a name.

  A bunch of passengers and crew have gathered on the bridge (now running at one-tenth of real time) to watch the arrival. Amber sits curled up in the captain’s chair, moodily watching the gathered avatars. Pierre is still avoiding her at every opportunity, formal audiences excepted, and the damned shark and his pet hydra aren’t invited, but apart from that, most of the gang is here. There are sixty-three uploads running on the Field Circus’s virtualization stack, software copied out of meatbodies who are mostly still walking around back home. It’s a crowd, but it’s possible to feel lonely in a crowd, even when it’s your party. And especially when you’re worried about debt, even though you’re a billionairess, beneficiary of the human species’ biggest reputations-rating trust fund. Amber’s clothing – black leggings, black sweater – is as dark as her mood.

  “Something troubles you.” A hand descends on the back of the chair next to her.

  She glances round momentarily, nods in recognition. “Yeah. Have a seat. You missed the aud
ience?”

  The thin, brown-skinned man with a neatly cropped beard and deeply lined forehead slips into the seat next to her. “It was not part of my heritage,” he explains carefully, “although the situation is not unfamiliar.” A momentary smile threatens to crack his stony face. “I found the casting a trifle disturbing.”

  “I’m no Marguerite de Valois, but the vacant role… let’s just say, the cap fits.” Amber leans back in her chair. “Mind you, Marguerite had an interesting life,” she muses.

  “Don’t you mean depraved and debauched?” her neighbor counters.

  “Sadeq.” She closes her eyes. “Let’s not pick a fight over absolute morality just right now, please? We have an orbital insertion to carry out, then an artifact to locate, and a dialogue to open, and I’m feeling very tired.

  Drained.”

  “Ah – I apologize.” He inclines his head carefully. “Is it your young man’s fault? Has he slighted you?”

  “Not exactly -” Amber pauses. Sadeq, whom she basically invited along as ship’s theologian in case they ran into any gods, has taken up her pastoral well-being as some kind of hobby. She finds it mildly oppressive at times, flattering at others, surreal always. Using the quantum search resources available to a citizen of the Ring Imperium, he’s outpublished his peers, been elected a hojetolislam at an unprecedentedly young age: His original will probably be an ayatollah by the time they get home. He’s circumspect in dealing with cultural differences, reasons with impeccable logic, carefully avoids antagonizing her – and constantly seeks to guide her moral development. “It’s a personal misunderstanding,” she says. “I’d rather not talk about it until we’ve sorted it out.”

  “Very well.” He looks unsatisfied, but that’s normal. Sadeq still has the dusty soil of a childhood in the industrial city of Yazd stuck to his boots. Sometimes she wonders if their disagreements don’t mirror in miniature the gap between the early twentieth and early twenty-first centuries. “But back to the here and now. Do you know where this router is?”

  “I will, in a few minutes or hours.” Amber raises her voice, simultaneously spawning a number of search-ghosts. “Boris! You got any idea where we’re going?”

  Boris lumbers round in place to face her; today he’s wearing a velociraptor, and they don’t turn easily in confined spaces. He snarls irritably: “Give me some space!” He coughs, a threatening noise from the back of his wattled throat, “Searching the sail’s memory now.” The back of the soap-bubble-thin laser sail is saturated with tiny nanocomputers spaced micrometers apart. Equipped with light receptors and configured as cellular automata, they form a gigantic phased-array detector, a retina more than a hundred meters in diameter. Boris is feeding them patterns describing anything that differs from the unchanging starscape. Soon the memories will condense and return as visions of darkness in motion – the cold, dead attendants of an aborted sun.

  “But where is it going to be?” asks Sadeq. “Do you know what you are looking for?”

  “Yes. We should have no trouble finding it,” says Amber. “It looks like this.” She flicks an index finger at the row of glass windows that front the bridge. Her signet ring flashes ruby light, and something indescribably weird shimmers into view in place of the seascape. Clusters of pearly beads that form helical chains, disks and whorls of color that interlace and knot through one another, hang in space above a darkling planet. “Looks like a William Latham sculpture made out of strange matter, doesn’t it?”

  “Very abstract,” Sadeq says approvingly.

  “It’s alive,” she adds. “And when it gets close enough to see us, it’ll try to eat us.”

  “What?” Sadeq sits up uneasily.

  “You mean nobody told you?” asks Amber: “I thought we’d briefed everybody.” She throws a glistening golden pomegranate at him, and he catches it. The apple of knowledge dissolves in his hand, and he sits in a haze of ghosts absorbing information on his behalf. “Damn,” she adds mildly.

  Sadeq freezes in place. Glyphs of crumbling stonework overgrown with ivy texture his skin and his dark suit, warning that he’s busy in another private universe.

  ” Hrrrr! Boss! Found something,” calls Boris, drooling on the bridge floor.

  Amber glances up. Please, let it be the router, she thinks. “Put it on the main screen.”

  “Are you sure this is safe?” Su Ang asks nervously.

  “Nothing is safe,” Boris snaps, clattering his huge claws on the deck. “Here. Look.”

  The view beyond the windows flips to a perspective on a dusty bluish horizon: swirls of hydrogen brushed with a high cirrus of white methane crystals, stirred above the freezing point of oxygen by Hyundai +4904/-56’s residual rotation. The image-intensification level is huge – a naked human eyeball would see nothing but blackness. Rising above the limb of the gigantic planet is a small pale disk: Callidice, largest moon of the brown dwarf – or second-innermost planet – a barren rock slightly larger than Mercury. The screen zooms in on the moon, surging across a landscape battered by craters and dusted with the spume of ice volcanoes. Finally, just above the far horizon, something turquoise shimmers and spins against a backdrop of frigid darkness.

  “That’s it,” Amber whispers, her stomach turning to jelly as all the terrible might-have-beens dissolve like phantoms of the night around her; “That’s it!” Elated, she stands up, wanting to share the moment with everybody she values. “Wake up, Sadeq! Someone get that damned cat in here! Where’s Pierre? He’s got to see this!”

  *

  Night and revelry rule outside the castle. The crowds are drunken and rowdy on the eve of the St.

  Bartholomew’s Day massacre. Fireworks burst overhead, and the open windows admit a warm breeze redolent of cooked meats, woodsmoke, open sewers. Meanwhile a lover steals up a tightly-spiraling stone staircase in the near dark; his goal, a prarranged rendezvous. He’s been drinking, and his best linen shirt shows the stains of sweat and food. He pauses at the third window to breathe in the outside air and run both hands through his mane of hair, which is long, unkempt, and grimy. Why am I doing this? he wonders. This is so unlike him, this messing around -

  He carries on up the spiral. At the top, an oak door gapes on a vestibule lit by a lantern hanging from a hook.

  He ventures inside into a reception room paneled in oak blackened by age. Crossing the threshold makes another crossover kick in by prior arrangement. Something other than his own volition steers his feet, and he feels an unfamiliar throb in his chest, anticipation and a warmth and looseness lower down that makes him cry out, “where are you?”

  “Over here.” He sees her waiting for him in the doorway. She’s partially undressed, wearing layered underskirts and a flat-chested corset that makes the tops of her breasts swell like lustrous domes. Her tight sleeves are half-unraveled, her hair disheveled. He’s full of her brilliant eyes, the constriction holding her spine straight, the taste in her mouth. She’s the magnet for his reality, impossibly alluring, so tense she could burst. “Is it working for you?” she asks.

  “Yes.” he feels tight, breathless, squeezed between impossibility and desire as he walks toward her. They’ve experimented with gender play, trying on the extreme dimorphism of this period as a game, but this is the first time they’ve done it this way. She opens her mouth: He kisses her, feels the warmth of his tongue thrust between her lips, the strength of his arms enclosing her waist.

  She leans against him, feeling his erection. “So this is how it feels to be you,” she says wonderingly. The door to her chamber is ajar, but she doesn’t have the self-restraint to wait: The flood of new sensations – rerouted from her physiology model to his proprioceptive sensorium – has taken hold. She grinds her hips against him, pushing deeper into his arms, whining softly at the back of her throat as she feels the fullness in his balls, the tension of his penis. He nearly faints with the rich sensations of her body – it’s as if he’s dissolving, feeling the throbbing hardness against his groin, turning to
water and running away. Somehow he gets his arms around her waist – so tight, so breathless – and stumbles forward into the bedroom. She’s whimpering as he drops her on the over-stuffed mattress: ” Do it to me!” she demands, “Do it now!”

  Somehow he ends up on top of her, hose down around his ankles, skirts bundled up around her waist; she kisses him, grinding her hips against him and murmuring urgent nothings. Then his heart is in his mouth, and there’s a sensation like the universe pushing into his private parts, so inside out it takes his breath away. It’s hot and as hard as rock, and he wants it inside so badly, but at the same time it’s an intrusion, frightening and unexpected. He feels the lightning touch of his tongue on her nipples as he leans closer, feels exposed and terrified and ecstatic as her private places take in his member. As he begins to dissolve into the universe he screams in the privacy of his own head, I didn’t know it felt like this -

  Afterward, she turns to him with a lazy smile, and asks, “How was it for you?” Obviously assuming that, if she enjoyed it, he must have, too.

  But all he can think of is the sensation of the universe thrusting into him, and of how good it felt. All he can hear is his father yelling (“What are you, some kind of queer?”) – and he feels dirty.

  *

  Greetings from the last megasecond before the discontinuity.

  The solar system is thinking furiously at 1033 MIPS – thoughts bubble

  and swirl in the equivalent of a million billion unaugmented human minds.

  Saturn’s rings glow with waste heat. The remaining faithful of the Latter-Day Saints are correlating the phase-space of their genome and the

  records of their descent in an attempt to resurrect their ancestors. Several

  skyhooks have unfurled in equatorial orbit around the earth like the

  graceful fernlike leaves of sundews, ferrying cargo and passengers to and

  from orbit. Small, crab like robots swarm the surface of Mercury, exuding

  a black slime of photovoltaic converters and the silvery threads of mass