The Trade of Queens tmp-6

by Charles Stross

  “Aw, shit,” said the sharp-faced speaker. He sounded disgusted, resigned even, but he didn’t run. “Yez party men, huh?” Huw strained to make the words out through a combination of ringing ears, the thunder of his own heartbeat, and the man’s foreign-sounding accent.

  “That’s right!” He kept his aim on the highwayman’s chest. Yul stayed out of his line of fire, performing an odd, jerky duck-walk as he scanned the sides of the road for further threats. “And you are…?”

  “Down on me luck.” Abruptly, the highwayman sat down in the middle of the road and screwed his eyes shut fiercely. “G’wan shoot me. Better’n’ starvin’ to death like this past week. I’m ready.”

  “No. You’re not worth the bullet.” Huw stared at the highwayman over the sights of his pistol. A plan came to him. “You are under arrest for attempted robbery. Now, we can do this two different ways. First way is, we take you for trial before a people’s court. They won’t show you any mercy: Why should they? You’re a highwayman. But the other way—if you want to make yourself useful to us, if you’re very useful, my colleague and I can accidentally look the other way for a few seconds.”

  “Forget it, citizen. He’s a villain: Once a villain always a villain. Let’s find a rope—” Yul was just playing bad cop. Probably.

  “What do ye want?” The highwayman was looking from Yul to Huw and back again in fear. “Yer playin’ with me! Yer mad!”

  “Dead right.” Huw grinned. “On your feet. We’re going into town and you’re going to walk in front of us with your hands tied behind your back. The people’s foe. And you know what? I’m going to ask you for directions and you’re going to guide us truthfully. Do it well and maybe we won’t hand you over to the tribunal. Do it badly—” He jerked his neck sideways. “Understand?”

  The highwayman nodded fearfully. It was, Huw reflected, a hell of a way to hire a tour guide.

  * * *

  Framingham was a mess. From burned-out farmsteads and cottages on the outskirts of town to beggarmen showing their war wounds and soup kitchens on the curbsides, it gave every indication of being locked in a spiral of decline. But there were no further highwaymen or muggers; probably none such were willing to risk tangling with two openly armed men escorting a prisoner before them. Huw kept his back straight, attempting to exude unconscious authority. We’re party men, Freedom Riders. If nobody here’s seen such before … well, it would work right up until they ran into the real thing; and when that happened, they could world-walk.

  “We’re going to the main post office,” Huw told the prisoner. “Then to”—he racked his memory for the name they’d plucked from a local newssheet’s advertising columns—“Rackham’s bookmaker. Make it smart.”

  The main post office was a stone-fronted building in a dusty high street, guarded by half a dozen desperadoes behind a barricade of beer casks from a nearby pub. Rackham’s was a quarter mile past it, down a side street, its facade boarded over and its door barred.

  They turned into an alleyway behind the bookmaker’s. “You have ten seconds to make yourself invisible,” Huw told his shivering prisoner, who stared at him with stunned disbelief for a moment before taking to his heels.

  “Was that clever?” asked Yul.

  “No, but it had to be done,” Huw told him. “Or were you really planning on walking into a people’s tribunal behind him?”

  “Um. Point, bro.” Yul paused. “What do we do now?”

  “We sell this next door.” Huw tightened his grip on the satchel, feeling the gold ingots inside. “And then we go to the post office and post a letter.”

  “But it’s not running! You saw the barricades? It’s the Freedom Party headquarters.”

  “That’s what I’m counting on,” Huw said calmly—more calmly than he felt. “They’ve got a grip on the mass media—the phones, the email equivalents, the news distribution system. They’re not stupid, they know about controlling the flow of information. Which means they’re the only people who can get a message through to that friend of Miriam’s—the skinny guy with the hat. Remember the railway station?” Brilliana had coopted Huw and his team, dragged them on what seemed at first like a wild goose chase to a one-platform stop in the middle of nowhere. They’d arrived in the nick of time, as Miriam’s other pursuers—a political officer and a carload of police thugs—had surrounded the ticket office where she and Erasmus Burgeson were barricaded inside. “The problem is getting their attention without getting ourselves shot. Once we’ve got it, though…” He headed towards the bookmaker’s, where a pair of adequately fed bouncers were eyeing the passersby. “… we’re on the way.”

  * * *

  The committee watched the presidential address, and the press conference that followed it, in dead silence.

  The thirty-two-inch plasma screen and DVD player were alien intrusions in the wood-and-tapestry-lined audience room at the west of the royal palace. The portable gasoline generator in the antechamber outside throbbed loudly, threatening to drown out the recorded questions, played through speakers too small for a chamber designed for royal audiences in an age before amplification. The flickering color images danced off the walls, reflecting from the tired faces of the noble audience. Many of them still wore armor, camouflage surcoats over bulletproof vests and machine-woven titanium chain mail. They were the surviving officers of the Clan’s security organization, and such of the Clan’s other leaders as were deemed trustworthy, ignorant of or uninvolved in the abortive putsch mounted by the lords of the postal corvee. Wanted men, one and all.

  Finally, Olga paused the DVD—recorded off-air by one of the few communications techs Riordan had ordered to stay behind in Cambridge. She looked around the semicircle of faces opposite, taking in their expressions, ranging from blank incomprehension to shock and dismay. “Does anyone have any questions, or can I move on to present our analysis?” she asked. “Strictly questions, no comment at this time.”

  A hand went up at the back. Olga made eye contact and nodded. It was Sir Ulrich, one of the progressive faction’s stalwarts, a medic by training. “Can they do it?” he asked.

  “You heard him.” Olga’s cheek twitched. Dread was a sick sensation in the pit of her stomach. “Let me remind you of WARBUCKS’s history; he’s a hawk. He was one of the main sponsors of the Project for a New American Century, he’s the planner behind the Iraq invasion, and he’s an imperialist in the old model. What most of you don’t know is that back in the 1980s he was one of our main commercial enabling partners in the Western operation. And he’s gone public about our existence. Getting back to your question: He’s defined the success of his presidency in terms of his ability to take us down. The Americans will follow their king-emperor unquestioningly—as long as he delivers results. BOY WONDER used Iraq as a rallying cry after 9/11; WARBUCKS has pinned the target on us.”

  “So you think—” Ulrich paused. “Sorry.”

  “It’s quite all right.” Olga gestured at the front rank. “My lord Riordan, I yield the floor.”

  Riordan walked to the front of the room. “Thank you, Lady voh Thorold,” he started. Then he paused, and looked around at his audience. “I’m not going to tell you any comforting lies. We have lost”—he raised a folio and squinted at it—“thirty-nine world-walkers of our own, and sixty-six of the conservative faction. Eleven more are in custody, awaiting a hearing. Most of them we can do naught with but hang as a warning. Remaining to us in the five great families”—he swallowed—“we have a total of four hundred and sixteen who can world-walk regularly, and another hundred and nineteen elderly and infants. Twenty-eight womenfolk who are with child and so must needs be carried. In our offshoots and cadet branches there are perhaps two thousand three hundred relatives, of whom one thousand and seven hundred or thereabouts are married or coming into or of childbearing age. One hundred and forty one of their children are world-walkers.”

  He stopped, and exchanged the folio for a hip flask for a moment.

  “The America
n army is largely occupied overseas, for which we should be grateful. They have more than six hundred thousand men under arms, and five hundred warships, and with their navy and air forces their military number two warriors for every peasant in the Gruinmarkt. Our account of Baron Hjorth’s treachery is that he purloined no less than four but certainly no more than six of their atomic bombs. That leaves them with”—he consulted the folio—“ah, six thousand or thereabouts, almost all of which are more powerful than those Oliver Hjorth absconded with.” He closed the folio and stared at his audience.

  “In strategic terms, the technical term for our predicament is: fucked.

  “The only ray of hope is the possibility that their new king-emperor is bluffing about their ability to visit destruction upon our heads. But our analysis is that there is no way that he could afford to threaten us politically unless he has the capability to follow through, so the Anglischprache probably do have a world-walking ability. It might be a matter of captured cousins, but I doubt it. There’s the destruction of the Hjalmar Palace to consider, and they had Special Forces soldiers scouting around Niejwein as long ago as the betrothal feast between Prince Creon and Her Majesty. We know therefore that they had the ability to maintain a small scouting force over here four months ago. That implies they could not, back then, send a major expeditionary force across at that time. What they can do now—”

  A hand went up in the front row. Riordan stopped. “Your grace,” he said, with labored and pointed patience.

  “Believe them,” Patricia Thorold-Hjorth called tiredly from her wheelchair. She clasped her hands on top of her walking stick and frowned, her face still haggard. The medic’s intervention had kept her breathing, but the poisoning had taken its toll. “During the late civil war, I was—with the express consent of my late brother—negotiating with the current president. His agent broke off communications with a sudden ultimatum: our immediate surrender in return for our lives. He spoke of a mechanical contrivance for world-walking, for moving vehicles. One of my daughter’s protégés was tasked by my brother with investigating the nature and limitations of world-walking, and has made a number of discoveries; in particular, some wheeled contrivances can—under some circumstances—be carried along.” A muttering spread through her audience. “And to this date, four more worlds have been discovered, and two new knots.” The muttering grew louder.

  “Silence!” shouted Riordan. “Damn you, I will hear one speaker at a time!” He looked at the dowager. “You have more?”

  “Not much.” She looked pensive. “Wheelbarrows—it was suppressed by the lords of the post, I presume, during the civil war. Too much risk of a few young things going over the wall, if they realized how few bodies it would take to start a rival operation; we would have faced dissolution within months. But there is no obvious size limit; the limit was imposed by the exclusion problem, the risk of wheels intersecting with matter in the other world. Given a suitably prepared staging area, machined to high precision, who knows what they could send. Tanks? Helicopters? And we are on their doorstep. These people sent a hundred thousand soldiers halfway around the world. What can they send an hour’s drive down the road?”

  “I don’t think we need worry about that just yet,” Riordan declared, trying to regain control of the briefing. “But.” He paused a moment, looking around the anxious faces before him. “At a minimum, we face teams of special forces and possibly backpack atomic bombs, like the ones that have already been used. At worst, if they have truly worked out how to travel between worlds, we may see a full-scale invasion. I think the latter is a very real threat, and we have the example of their recent adventure in the distant land of Iraq to learn from. If we sit and wait for them to come to us, we will be defeated—they outnumber all the Eastern kingdoms, not just the Gruinmarkt, by thirty bodies to one, and look what they did to Iraq. This is not a matter for chivalrous denial; it is a fight we cannot win.”

  He gestured in the direction of Baron Horst of Lorsburg, one of the few conservatives to have been conclusively proven to have been on the outside of the coup attempt—a tiresomely business-minded fellow, fussy and narrowly legalistic. “Sir, I believe you wish to express an opinion?”

  Lorsburg removed his bifocals and nervously rubbed them on his shirt sleeve. “You appear to be saying that Clan Security can’t protect us. Is that right?”

  “Clan Security can’t take on the United States government, no, not if they develop world-walking machines.” Riordan nodded patiently. “Do you have something more to say?”

  Lorsburg hunkered down in his seat. “If you can’t save us, what good are you?” he asked querulously.

  “There’s a difference between saying we can’t win a direct fight, and not being able to save you. We probably can save the Clan—but not if we sit and wait for the Anglischprache to come calling. What we can’t save are the fixed assets: our estates and vassals. Anything we can’t carry. We are descended from migrant tinkers and traders, and I am afraid that we will have to become such again, at least for a while. Those of you who think the American army will not come here are welcome to go back to your palaces and great houses and pretend we can continue to do business as usual. You might be right—in which case, the rest of us will rejoin you in due course. But for the time being, I submit that our best hope lies elsewhere.

  “We could cross over to America, and live in hiding among a people who hate and fear us. The Clan has some small accumulated capital; the banking committee has invested heavily in real estate, investment banks, and big corporations over the past fifty years. We would be modestly wealthy, but no longer the rulers and lords of all we survey, as we are here; and we would live in fear of a single loose-tongued cousin unraveling our network, by accident or malice. Our modest wealthy existence could only survive if all of us took a vow of silence and held to it. And I leave to your imagination the difficulty of maintaining our continuity, the braids—

  “But there is a better alternative. My lady voh Thorold?”

  Olga stood up. “I speak not as the director of intelligence operations, but as a confidant of the queen-widow,” she said, turning to face the room. “As we have known for some time, there are other worlds than just this one and that of the Anglischprache. Before his illness, Duke Lofstrom detailed a protégé of Helge’s to conduct a survey. Helge has continued to press for these activities—we now know of four other worlds beyond the initial three, but they are not considered suitable for exploitation. If you desire the details, I will be happy to describe them later. For the time being, our best hope lies in New Britain, where Her Majesty is attempting to establish negotiations with the new revolutionary government—” Uproar.

  “I say! Silence!” Riordan’s bellow cut through the shouting. “I’ll drag the next man who interrupts out and horse-whip him around the walls! Show some respect, damn you!”

  The hubbub subsided. Olga waited for the earl to nod at her, then continued. “Unlike the Anglischprache of America, we have good contacts with the revolutionaries who have formed the provisional government of New Britain. We have, if nothing else, a negotiable arrangement with our relatives there; I’m sure a diplomatic accommodation can be reached.” She stared at Lorsburg, who was looking mulishly unconvinced. “Her Majesty is a personal friend of the minister of propaganda. We supplied their cells in Boston with material and aid prior to the abdication and uprising. Unlike the situation in the United States, we have no history of large-scale law-breaking to prejudice them against us; nothing but our aristocratic rank in the Gruinmarkt, which we must perforce shed in any case if we abandon our way of life here and move to a new world.” She paused, voluntarily this time: Lorsburg had raised a hand. “Yes? What is it?”

  “This is well and good, and perhaps we would be safe from the Americans there—for a while. But you’re asking us to abandon everything, to take to the roads and live like vagabonds, or throw ourselves on the mercy of a dubious cabal of regicidal peasants! How do you expect us to subsist in th
is new world? What shall we do?”

  “We will have to work.” Olga smiled tightly. “You are quite right; it’s not going to be easy. We will have to give up much that we have become accustomed to. On the other hand, we will be alive, we will be able to sleep without worrying that the next knock on the door may be agents of the state come to arrest us, and, as I said, there is a business plan. Nobody will hold a gun to your heads and force you to join those of us who intend to establish first a refuge and then a new trade and source of wealth in New Britain—if you wish to wait here and guard your estates, then I believe the Council will be happy to accede to your desires. But there is one condition: If the Americans come, we don’t want you spilling our plans to their interrogators. So I am going to ask everyone to leave the room now. Those of you who wish to join our plan, may come back in; those who want no truck with it should go home. If you change your minds later, you can petition my lord the earl for a place. But if you stay for the next stage of this briefing you are committing yourselves to join us in New Britain—or to the silence of the grave.”

  War Train Rolling

  Holed up back in a motel room with a bottle of Pepsi and a box of graham crackers, Mike opened up his planner and spread his spoils on the comforter—room service had tidied the room while he’d been burglarizing Miriam’s booby-trapped home. He was still shaking with the aftermath of the adrenaline surge from the near-miss with the police watch team. Thirty seconds and they’d have made me. Thirty seconds and—Stop that, he scolded himself. You’ve got a job to do!

  Two items sat on the bed: a cassette and a bulging organizer, its edges rounded and worn by daily use. He added the remaining contents of his shopping bag, spoils of a brief excursion into a Walgreens: a cheap Far Eastern walkman, and a box of batteries. “Let’s get you set up,” he muttered to the machine, then did a double take. Talking to myself. Huh. It wasn’t a terribly good sign. It had been a couple of days—since his abortive meeting with Steve Schroeder—since Mike had exchanged more words with anyone than it took to rent a car. It wasn’t as if he was a gregarious type, but hanging out here with his ass on the line had him feeling horribly exposed. And there were loose life-ends left untied, from Oscar the tomcat (who had probably moved in with the neighbors who kept overfeeding him by now) to his dad and his third wife (whom he didn’t dare call; even if they weren’t in custody, their line was almost certainly on a fully-staffed watch by now). “The time to throw in the towel is when you start talking back to yourself, right? Oh no it isn’t, Mike.…” The batteries were in, so he hit the playback button.