Your Face Tomorrow

by Javier Marías

  Tupra remained thoughtful for a while. I know from experience that no one can resist analyzing texts.

  ‘How can that be? Read me the bit about insignificant love again.’

  And I did:

  ‘When … the voice of love fall insignificant on my closing ears …’

  ‘Nonsense,’ said Tupra, again cutting me off. ‘Nonsense. That’s not Stevenson at his best. Poetry wasn’t his forte really.’ He fell silent again, as if to underline his verdict, and then, to my surprise, added: ‘Read me a bit more, go on.’

  Almost everyone likes being read to. And so I did:

  ‘Far set in fields and woods, the town I see spring gallant from the shallows of her smoke, cragg’d, spired, and turreted, her virgin fort beflagg’d.’ And as I read I stole occasional glances at Tupra and saw that he was enjoying it, even though he didn’t like Stevenson’s poetry. ‘There, on the sunny frontage of a hill, hard by the house of kings, repose the dead, my dead, the ready and the strong of word. Their works, the salt-encrusted, still survive; the sea bombards their founded towers; the night thrills pierced with their strong lamps. The artificers, one after one, here in this grated cell, where the rain erases and the rust consumes, fell upon lasting silence.’

  Who knows, perhaps no one had read to him since he was a child.

  There in Edinburgh, by the Firth of Forth, to the south of Fife, Tupra only required my services on one night, for another supper-cum-celebrities or -cum-buffoons, which was also a supper-cum-Dick Dearlove, that is, the global singer to whom I’ve chosen to give that name. Fortunately, Tupra did not also oblige me to go to the concert Dearlove was giving at the Festival beforehand, although he did force me to pretend that I’d watched the concert from the first chord to the last with indescribable enthusiasm: ‘Remember to mention his fantastic renditions of “Peanuts from Heaven” and the miraculous “Bouncing Bowels,” he always comes up with strange new versions, and they sound different every time, even though they’re two of his all-time classics,’ he warned me, just in case anyone or even Dearlove himself should ask, for Tupra had engineered things so that I would be sitting near the singer. ‘On the pretext of entertaining those two compatriots of yours who are often in his entourage now, try to get him talking, even at the risk of appearing nosy and boring, the worst that can happen is that he’ll ignore you or change places to avoid you. Talk to him about the tremendous success he enjoys in Spain, but, whatever you do, don’t say “especially in the Basque Country”: even though that’s true, it might offend him, as being too local, too limited. Get his attention, charm him, encourage him to confide in you, draw him out as much as you can on his supposed role as a universal sex symbol wherever he goes, or so he believes. Make him feel flattered and in the mood to boast, invent Spanish people you know who’ve got the hots for him, who would love to get their hands on his basket, acquaintances of yours, real people, anything to inflame his imagination, any young things you happen to know, your own children perhaps, how old are they, oh no, they’re far too young, well, then, your nephews and nieces, whoever, but probe him to see what you can get out of him, he’s always exhausted after a performance, but euphoric too, his guard’s down, and he’s eager to talk, what with all the excitement and the acclaim plus whatever he took before the concert to cope with the whole insane affair, I’m surprised he’s lasted this long really, after all these years of supercharged love-fests. He knows me too well, but with a stranger he’ll never see again (I don’t think he remembers you from last time), with someone like you, he might reveal much more than he would to me or to some other Englishman, he’ll feel less vulnerable, besides, stars love to show off to newcomers, they’re always in need of a fresh influx of the easily impressed. With luck he’ll describe an affair he’s had, some striking sexual triumph, some exploit, anyway, that’s the route you need to pursue, even if it seems impertinent—as I say, the worst that can happen is that he’ll turn his back on you and refuse to take the bait. Let’s see if we can get some confirmation, a clearer idea, of just how capable he is or would be of endangering the way people see him and his life, to what extent he would risk exposing himself to that narrative horror of yours and end up swelling the ranks of the Kennedy-Mansfield fraternity, from which there is no possible escape.’ That’s how Tupra often spoke, especially when he was giving us instructions or asking us to do something, with that mixture of colloquialisms and old-fashioned turns of phrase, some peculiar to him alone, as if he brought together in his speech his probable origins in some slum and his undoubted Oxford education as a medievalist under the tutelage of Toby Rylands, of which I frequently had to remind myself, or was it just that the figure of Toby was gradually fading from my mind, absorbed by that of his brother Peter, sometimes the living do incorporate or embrace or superimpose themselves on the dead to whom they were close, and even cancel them out.

  I felt that what Tupra was asking was an impossible enterprise: to get Dick Dearlove to talk to me in those terms, and about such things, much less with other people around, at a supper for twenty or more guests, all gazing at him reverently. Nevertheless, I had a go; Tupra was determined that I should get results. He placed me almost opposite the idol, and while the people on either side tried to capture his attention through flattery, I managed to slip in a few remarks that aroused his curiosity, more because of their peculiarly Spanish nature than because of me.

  ‘Why are the Spanish so sexually permissive?’ he asked after a brief exchange of comments on customs and laws. ‘For a long time we always had exactly the opposite impression.’

  ‘And your impression was correct,’ I replied, and in order to see if I could get anything more out of him, I refrained from saying that his current impression was also correct, and said instead: ‘Why do you think we’re so permissive now, Mr. Dearlove?’ ‘Oh, please, call me Dick,’ he said at once. ‘Everyone does, and with good reason too.’ And he gave a rather weary laugh, which his neighbors echoed. I assumed this was a joke he had made thousands of times during a lifetime of being lauded and idolized (but there’s always someone who hasn’t heard it, and he was aware of this, that nothing has ever been entirely wrung dry, however hard you squeeze it), punning crudely on one of the meanings of the word ‘dick,’ which is, of course, ‘polla.’ He was, after all, famous for his hypersexuality or pansexuality or hepta-sexuality or whatever it was, although he never acknowledged this in public, that is, in the press. ‘Well, I don’t know what kind of life you lead in your country,’ he said paternalistically, ‘but you’re obviously missing out. Whenever I’ve been on tour there, I haven’t had the energy or the time to meet the enormous demand. Everyone seems to be up for a roll in the hay, women, men, even children it seems.’ And he gave a slightly less time-worn guffaw. ‘With the exception of the Basque Country, where they don’t seem to know about sex or else restrict themselves to performing only a pale imitation of it because they’ve heard about it in other places, but in the rest of Spain, I’ve had to hold auditions to choose who to invite into my bed, or my bathroom if it’s just for a quickie, because there’s so much on offer after each concert, and beforehand too: lines have formed in hotel lobbies for a chance to come up to my room for a while, and I’ve nearly always found it worth interrupting my well-earned rest. They’re much more ardent than they are here, and much easier too; incredible though it may seem, people are more chaste in Great Britain, though the Irish are as prim as the Basques.’ Suddenly, it bothered me that he should speak of my compatriots in these terms, in that offhand manner, like sex-mad hordes. It bothered me to think that this famous fool should take young women and young men to his bed—through no merit of his own and with no effort—in Barcelona, Gijon, Madrid or Seville or wherever, each time he set foot in Spain, and he’d given quite a few concerts there over the years. I was even glad to hear that he’d had a harder time of it in San Sebastian and Bilbao, that was some consolation; and when I noticed this puerile idiotic reaction of mine, I realized that we never entir
ely free ourselves from patriotism, it all depends on the circumstances and where we’re from and who’s speaking to us, for some vestige, some remnant, to burst to the surface. I can think and say dreadful things about my country, which, personally, I consider now completely debased and coarsened in far too many respects, but if I hear those criticisms in the mouth of a despicable fatuous foreigner, I feel a strange, almost inexplicable pang, something similar to what that primitive creature De la Garza must have felt when he saw that I was not prepared to defend him from the sword-wielding Englishman who was about to decapitate him, and he perhaps considered squealing on me to the Judge later on ‘when all those legs and arms and heads, chopped off in battle, shall join together at the latter day, and cry all, “We died at such a place,”’ at the end of the uncountable centuries: ‘This man killed me with a sword and cut me in two, and this other man was there, he saw it all and didn’t lift a finger; and the man who watched and did nothing spoke my language and we were both from the same land, further south, not so very far away, albeit separated by the sea; he just stood there like a statue, his face frozen in horror, a guy from Madrid, can you believe it, a fellow Spaniard, one of us, and he didn’t even try to grab the other guy’s arm.’ It does make it worse being from the same country, and that’s how I always felt when my father told me terrible tales from our own War: they were both from the same country, the militiawoman and the child whose head she smashed against the wall of a fourth-floor apartment on the corner of Alcalá and Velázquez, so were Emilio Marés and the men who baited him like a bull in Ronda, and even more so the man from Málaga in the red beret who killed him, gave him the coup de grâce, and then couldn’t resist castrating him too. Del Real the traitor and my father were, as was Santa Olalla, the professor who contributed his weightier and more authoritative signature to the formal complaint, and even that novelist who enjoyed a certain degree of tawdry commercial success, Darío Flórez, who appeared as witness for the prosecution and delivered that sinister warning to the betrayed man via my mother, when she wasn’t yet my or anyone else’s mother: ‘If Deza forgets that he ever had a career, he’ll live; otherwise, we’ll destroy him.’ For me they had always been the names of treachery, which should never be protected, and they were traitors because they all came from the same country, my father and them and, in two of the cases, because they had been friends before and he had never given them any reason to withdraw or cancel their friendship, on the contrary.

  I brushed aside my absurd feelings of bruised patriotism. I had to—not only to carry out my assignment from Tupra (broaching the subject had been much easier than expected; and I could see my boss’s grey eyes in the distance, near the head of the table, observing me, intrigued, wondering how I was getting on), but also because there was no sense in clinging on to bruises. Dearlove’s comments could have been made by a compatriot of mine, De la Garza to look no further, had he been a pop idol and able to choose on tour from among dozens of girls to sleep with, and I would have been equally put out by such arrogant and disrespectful comments. And yet, and yet… there was an added bitterness, I could not deny it, something irrational, disquieting, disagreeable, atavistic. Perhaps Tupra felt the same when, in his presence, people spoke scornfully of Great Britain or of the British, especially when those people were from the Continent or from across the Atlantic or from the green isle of Erín, where such talk is almost the norm. And perhaps for that reason, which would be logical, he had no hesitation in doing what he did, possibly with more dedication and diligence than I thought, and perhaps it was true what he had said to me shortly after we met, albeit tempered with a touch of cynicism: ‘Even serving my country, one should if one can, don’t you think, even if the service one does is indirect…’ I understood then, rather late, that he probably served his country ceaselessly as long as it was in his own best interests, and that in time of need, in time of war, or when the moment came, I would be no more to him than another useless Spaniard whom he wouldn’t hesitate to have shot, just as, during my burst of patriotic feeling, Dearlove had been for me merely a conceited English bastard I’d happily have slapped.

  One of the other guests nearby, a designer of extravagant clothes who was getting on in years (she herself was wearing an incomprehensible jumble of petticoats, feathers and rags) unwittingly gave me a helping hand in keeping that conversation going along the path that most suited me:

  ‘Really?’ she said. ‘And there I was thinking that it was only in Britain that everyone found you irresistible, Dickie, but it turns out that it’s Spain where you’ve got both bed and bathroom jam-packed.’ She used that expression ‘jam-packed’—‘de bote en bote’ or ‘a reventar’ in Spanish.

  It was clear that they were friends and knew each other well, or perhaps Dick Dearlove (as also seemed to be the case) spoke openly to almost anyone about even the most intimate things, to me for example; this often happens with the very famous and the constantly praised, they end up thinking that anything they say or do will be well received because it’s all part of their ongoing performance, and there comes a point when they can no longer distinguish between public and private (unless there’s a photographer or a journalist around, and then they’re either more discreet or more exhibitionist depending on the circumstances): if they’re so warmly applauded in the first sphere, and so spoiled, why shouldn’t they be equally so in the second, given that in both spheres they are the undisputed protagonists every day of their life until the end?

  ‘As you know better than I do, Viva, even though you’re a woman,’ replied Dick Dearlove, in a tone that was half-ironic and half-regretful, ‘at our age, however famous we might be, and I’m much more famous than you are, there are occasions when we have no option but to pay, cash or in kind. There’s a certain kind of particularly tasty morsel that I almost always have to pay for here in Britain, I hardly ever get it for free now, although just a few years ago I still did, half the nation has turned into a load of tight-asses; whereas in Spain, you see, I’ve never had to spend a euro, it’s as if the young people in Spain aren’t really so interested in the act itself—at my age I’m hardly going to boast about my performance, I mean, my body can no longer keep up with my imagination—that’s indefatigable, in fact I rather wish my mind would slow down a bit, oh, if only the two things were more compatible, it’s all very badly thought out, at least in my view—no, people are more interested in being able to tell their friends afterwards, or spill the beans on some TV program. It’s extraordinary how much people there experience things not because they really want to, it seems, but simply in order to talk about it afterwards, it’s a country that really revels in gossip and boasting, isn’t it, a country very given to tattle-tales—and absolutely shameless about it.’—These rhetorical questions were directed at me, as someone who knew the territory.—‘Everyone tells everything and asks everything, it cracks me up at press conferences and interviews, dodging questions, they’re so coarse and brazen and have no sense of shame at all, which is unheard of in a European country. I’ve fucked a few Spaniards who I could see were simply desperate to get it over with, not because they weren’t having a reasonably good time—I haven’t entirely lost my touch, you know—but because they couldn’t wait to leave and spread the news, I can imagine them striding proudly into their local bar or into school the next day: “I bet you can’t guess who’s just had me good and hard and every which way too.’” He paused for a moment and smiled rather dreamily, as if he had found the situation so amusing that he was able to retrieve it intact years later, in the middle of a post-concert supper in Edinburgh. But also as if he were recalling something from the past, something lost that might never return. ‘I don’t know if their friends will believe them, they might not prove that easy to convince, and that could become a problem, because some of them come along now armed with their digital camera or their cell phone, I’m sure they want photographic evidence, although they all say it’s because they don’t go anywhere without them, so they hav
e to be frisked before I let them in, it would be no joke being photographed in the act. Anyway, now I routinely check them out, I’ve got one of those gadgets they have at airports, you know a sort of wand-like thing—I touch them up with it in the process, which they love and which makes them laugh like crazy, and you get an idea of what to expect too, although they’re all usually pretty well-endowed. And they let you do this, meek as lambs, just to get into your bedroom. In Britain, though, they’re much less compliant and less fun too, they don’t try to sneak in cameras or anything, but that’s the downside: it’s not that big a deal, going and telling someone else and boasting about it, though maybe people here have just grown tired of me. That’s partly why I have to pay probably, you know how word gets around, and they know I’m a soft touch and that they’ll be able to get some money out of me. But sometimes you don’t get much even when you pay, we’re easy prey—eh, Viva?—in our beloved England, Scotland and Wales. Now don’t go depressing me by telling me that you’re doing just fine.’

  I was the one who was getting depressed. Dick Dearlove was over fifty now, and although he was still extremely famous, he wasn’t as famous as he had been at the peak of his career. His concerts were still packed and wildly successful, but perhaps more because of his name and his history than because of his present-day powers, the common fate of most of the enduring British singers from the 1970s and 1980s who continue to perform, from Elton John to Rod Stewart and the Rolling Stones. Dearlove wore his hair pathetically long for a man his age, very blonde and curly, he looked like a former member of Led Zeppelin or King Crimson or Emerson, Lake & Palmer who, thirty years on, was trying to preserve, unchanged, his perennially youthful appearance. From behind, with that almost frizzy mop of hair, he could easily be mistaken for Olivia Newton-John at the end of Grease, except that if he turned around or offered his profile, his features were the very opposite of that sweet young Australian or New Zealander or whatever she was: his nose, while still aquiline, had become sharper and more prominent rather than more hooked, growing along the horizontal plane only; his eyes, which had always been small, seemed much bigger, but in a rather strange and creepy way, as if he had managed to emphasize them by resorting to the drastic method of shaving off his eyelashes or having his eyelids surgically reduced or some such barbarity; and his evident efforts not to put on weight had had the unfortunate consequence of leaving him with a scraggy neck and deep lines on cheeks, chin and forehead (perhaps his most recent dose of botox had worn off), and yet these efforts had not, on the other hand, prevented a slight paunch developing in the middle of an otherwise thin and toned body. None of this was apparent from a distance, when he was writhing around on stage, but it became so as soon as he stepped off the stage or in the close-ups on the giant screens, of which there were not that many. He had moved his chair away from the table and was now sitting sideways on so as to be face to face with the designer Genevieve Seabrook and had crossed his extremely long legs, so that I could see with surprise and dismay that he had, at some point, beslippered himself, that is, on the way to the restaurant, he had discarded his trademark musketeer boots—he wore them at every performance and had done so for three decades or more, even in hot weather—and had put on a pair of ridiculous gold and black slippers with a curved pointed toe (his bare heels, I observed queasily, were tattooed), which lent him a domestic or almost summery air that only added to my depression. He seemed as much of a buffoon as the first time I met him and even more repellent, but I also felt very slightly sorry for him because of the candor with which he acknowledged his current amatorial difficulties, having no option now but to chip in some money, at least when it came to his British encounters with those ‘tasty morsels.’ I hoped not to find out just how tasty they could be during what remained of that aberrant conversation, I certainly didn’t intend to investigate further despite being charged by Tupra with that depressing mission. Indeed, I decided not to ask or enquire anything further of Dearlove (after all, I had little opportunity with so many other guests around, admiring, sycophantic and even extremely famous in their own right), what I had heard would be quite enough for me to write a brief report, and I could always invent the rest if Ure insisted or demanded more of me (it occurred to me that Tupra would tend to call himself Ure in Scotland, or perhaps he would prefer to be known as Dundas in Edinburgh).