Elle
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Critical acclaim for Elle
A National Bestseller
Winner, Governor General’s Award for Fiction
Shortisted, International IMPAC Dublin Literary Award
Shortlisted, Best Book, Canada and the
Caribbean, Commonwealth Writers’ Prize
“Elle is a magnificent hail Mary of pure imagination…
a ribald, raunchy wit with a talent for searing self-investigation.”
— The Globe and Mail
“A magical novel that manages to plumb the depths of religious
wonderment, even while it is also a wild, nearly pagan celebration
of what is ribald in man and nature.” — Oscar Hijuelos
“Only Douglas Glover could write such a bawdy, outrageously
modern historical novel.” — Michael Winter
“Douglas Glover imagines our history as no one else can… Equal to
Solomon Gursky in its contribution to Canadian mythography.”
— Toronto Star
“Knotty, intelligent, often raucously funny.” — Maclean’s
“A packed read, delivering imagery, history, humour, and
wonderfully creative writing.” — Edmonton Journal
“A wickedly smart narrative and a post-modern,
wise-cracking approach to history.” — Calgary Herald
“A boisterously bawdy re-dreaming of the birth of the nation.”
— Kitchener-Waterloo Record
“A historical novel with a postmodern heart… Elle occupies a
frozen nether world between fantasy and reality.”
— Winnipeg Free Press
Also by Douglas Glover
Fiction
The Mad River
Precious
The South Will Rise at Noon
A Guide to Animal Behaviour
The Life and Times of Captain N.
16 Categories of Desire
Non-Fiction
Notes Home from a Prodigal Son
The Enamoured Knight
Elle
a novel
Douglas Glover
Copyright © 2003, 2007 by Douglas Glover.
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Glover, Douglas, 1948-
Elle: a novel / Douglas Glover.
Originally published 2003.
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For my mother, Jean.
Neither words nor time enough to say my thanks.
Author’s Note
I first came across the story of a girl marooned in the Gulf of St. Lawrence in Francis Parkman’s history of New France. The best account of her adventures and what was written about them at the time is in Arthur P Stabler’s little book The Legend of Marguerite de Roberval. The native words Elle uses in this book come from lexicons attributed to Jacques Cartier in Bernard G. Hoffman’s Cabot to Cartier: Sources for a Historical Ethnography of Northeastern North America 1497-1550. Itslk’s story of Tongarsoak appearing as a white bear is suggested in Mircea Eliade’s Shamanism: Archaic Techniques of Ecstasy. I am indebted to Robert Mandrou’s Introduction to Modern France, 1500-1640: An Essay in Historical Psychology for the Latin prayer against toothache, sixteenth-century French menus, herbal remedies and other details of daily life. The little speech Elle’s mother makes was actually uttered by Jean Gerson’s father in the fourteenth century, according to J. Huizinga in The Waning of the Middle Ages. The reading list Francois Rabelais gives Elle comes from, well, Rabelais — I was using Burton Raffel’s modern translation.
I have plundered many other gorgeous books, too many to list, but especially Labrador Winter: The Ethnographic Journals of William Duncan Strong, 1927-1928, edited by Eleanor Leacock and Nan Rothschild; Frank Speck’s Naskapi: The Savage Hunters of the Labrador Peninsula; A. Irving Hallowell’s Bear Ceremomonialism in the Northern Hemisphere; and Alfred Bailey’s The Conflict of European and Eastern Algonkian Cultures 1504-1700. Also, of course, Cartier’s own account of his travels in Canada and Roberval’s fragmentary narrative, which, in Hakluyt’s version of 1600, does end in midstream with the words, “The rest of the voyage is wanting.”
The reader should not confuse the territory known to Cartier and Roberval as the Kingdom of Saguenay with the contemporary Saguenay River which joins the St. Lawrence at Tadoussac. Cartier thought the Kingdom of Saguenay was northwest of Montreal, up the Ottawa River.
Otherwise, I have tried to mangle and distort the facts as best I can.
Elle
The Girl Who Ate the World and the One-Eyed Man
I have said nothing about my mother. I did have one. She gave birth to three others before me, bore a dead baby every year after, and died in childbirth when I was five. She adhered to the quiet piety of the Brethren of the Free Spirit, who were later persecuted by the Dominicans. But she was also addicted to religious enthusiasms—sleepless vigils, fasting—which I thinly gave her dreams as strange as my own in Canada. When she spotke of them, her cheeks would burn with shameful delight. Once I saw her in the chapel, licking God’s foot. When I was four, she swept into my room, pregnant, weeping, her hair in disarray, a beeswax mortuary taper in her hand. She stood with her back against the wall, her arms stretched out, and said, Thus, child, was your God crucified, who made and saved you. This was as close as we ever came to knowing one another, and soon after the nurse Bastienne came to care for me.
I remember this: Itslk describing the difficulties of seal hunting. Seals love to bask on the ice next to their breathing holes. Killing them is tricky because their bodies often fall through the holes and disappear. The hunter must sneak as close as possible to the seal so that he can race forward and catch it before it is lost. But this also is difficult because seals sleep in catnaps, nodding off for a few seconds, then starting awake and peering around for signs of danger. A good hunter copies the seal’s habits, peeping his head down, then popping up and scurrying forward. When hunting a seal, Itslk said, it is necessary to imitate the seal precisely, to become a seal.
I remember this: When I was six years old, I sneaked into my father’s secret room where he kept his books. He had fallen asleep over a volume he had borrowed from the months. It lay open on his lap to a map of the world, Mappe Mundi. I was a jealous child. Father never paid enough attention to me. I stealthily lifted the book from his twitching fingers and, hiding in a corner, tore the page into strips and ate it. When he awoke and saw what I had done, he was so enraged he snatched off my shift and whipped me till I thought I would die. I might have done, too, except I noticed the door open a crack and slipped through when his grip loosened.
I r
an from the house and kept on until I reached the forest. I heard children laughing and singing and followed the sounds till I came upon a pit where the villagers dug sand for their roads. The hollow was alive with peasant children playing tag, sliding on the sandbanks and digging birds’ nests. When they saw me standing above without any clothes on, with my hand over my privates, they laughed, for they knew who I was and enjoyed my embarrassment.
But there was a stranger among them, a tall, unshaven man, dressed like a mummer or an actor, with rat skulls dangling from his belt, a patch on one eye and a set of bagpipes in a travelling pack over his shoulder. He gently shushed the village children and dug in his pack till he found an old shirt, which he handed to me. He smelled of cinnamon and rose petals, an odd smell for a man. He touched my cheek with a finger and raised one eyebrow as if to ask a question.
I wanted to join the games, but the children were shy of me and hung back. The stranger had been watching a small, frail child I recognized as the village shoemaker’s club-footed son. The boy never glanced up, even when I was naked, but concentrated on the crude serpent he was carving in the sandpit floor, a tiny wriggling shape with a viper’s head and a tapering tail. The stranger dropped to his knees and began to dig with the shoemaker’s son, shaping the scaly back of the thing in the earth, inserting a forked stick for a tongue and pebbles for the eyes.
In ones and twos, the other children began to join the statue game. Larger and larger snakes appeared in the damp sand, then a prodigious fish with a spear in its back, and a fantastic beast the stranger carved and called a crocodile, which no one had ever heard of. Someone sculpted a turtle out of a hummock, a girl drew a circle around two swallow burrows in the pit wall and made a face with the holes for eyes. With the stranger’s help, the statues grew grander, more complicated and refined. Every animal known to the children, and some not known, erupted from the pit floor. I carved a bird in flight, and, with the club-foot boy’s help, something that might have been a dog or a small bear. We put twigs in the paws for claws.
Faces loomed on every wall, laughing faces, gloomy faces, elephant faces, horse faces. The stranger picked a spot where the pit wall drove outward like a flying buttress and painstakingly carved the face of an immense monkey. With its palms clapped to its ears, it seemed wise and benevolent yet somehow sinister. The children started a new game, pretending it was the lord of the place, but tried not to look that way.
Next to my bear, I started a tower. Suddenly cities and castles began to sprout on every vacant piece of pit floor. Great walls and dikes were thrown up. Rivers, lakes and moats wound among the statues. Some were trampled in the rush to build. Wars broke out. Boys catapulted clods of earth at one another’s fortifications. The walls grew ever higher, with gates, drawbridges, crenellated parapets, bastions, towers and buttresses. Kingdoms rose and fell and rose again.
The excited builders scavenged loose sand from old statues to build new ones. The first snake disappeared and along with it the huge fish and the crocodile. I tore up my flying bird to repair a crumbling citadel, which disappeared in the next war. The faces along the pit walls underwent grim modifications. Monsters appeared, sad, deformed faces leered out at us from every side, pocked with spear thrusts. The stranger’s monkey remained untouched, though even it altered subtly as the day wore on, beginning to lose definition.
At first I could not tell what caused this. Whenever I glanced that way, the monkey sent a shiver down my spine. Then I noticed how steadily the wind blew, and the way dry sand flaked off, scouring the sandpit walls, eroding the statues, gradually robbing them of detail and form. The stranger saw it, too. His hand tousled the club-foot boy’s tow-coloured hair. The boy peered up adoringly. The stranger caught my eye. His face wore the same quizzical expression as when he handed me the shirt. It felt like an invitation, an invitation that froze my heart. The stranger shrugged as if to say, Never mind. I’ll come for you again. Hefting his pack, he offered his hand to the club-foot boy. When he stood, the rat skulls clattered at his waist.
Here and there, children had flung themselves down, cranky, sunburned, exhausted from their orgy of construction and destruction. Everything we had built was sifting away before our eyes in tiny rivers, whirlwinds, eddies and avalanches of wind-drift sand. Soon nothing remained but the hollow-eyed monkey, though it no longer looked like a face at all but merely an uneven section of wall that somehow retained an aura of mystery and horror.
I looked round, but the stranger and the shoemaker’s son had disappeared. We shouted for them. But no one answered. The wind had scoured away their tracks. In the wind, I heard the words: Time eats her children.
When I reached home that evening, my father beat me again, but only half-heartedly, for already it was known that someone had stolen the club-foot boy. My father burned the stranger’s shirt. The villagers searched for a week, then settled on a holy hermit who lived in the forest with his cats and drowned him in the mill race. The shoemaker hanged himself. The cure ordered the villagers to fill in the sandpit with rocks. Neither the boy nor the one-eyed stranger was ever seen again.
Left for Dead in the Land
God Gave to Cain
JULY-DECEMBER, 1542
The Tennis Player from Orleans
Oh Jesus, Mary and Joseph, I am aroused beyond all reckoning, beyond memory, in a ship’s cabin on a spumy gulf somewhere west of Newfoundland, with the so-called Comte d’Epirgny, five years since bad-boy tennis champion of Orleans, tucked between my legs. Admittedly, Richard is turning green from the ship’s violent motions, and if he notices the rat hiding behind the shit bucket, he will surely puke. But I have looped a cord round the base of his cock to keep him hard.
The ship is canting again, threatening to founder. Wind shrieks in the sheets. The hatch-door hinges squeal as if someone were there. But the whole ship creaks, every peg and nail is a pivot twisted by the waves, so perhaps it is only my imagination that we are being watched.
I am driven to this desperate expedient by the onset of a toothache, which, on top of the boredom, the fog and the ineffable see-sawing of the ship’s deck, has lately made the voyage unendurable. My tooth feels bigger than my head, bigger than a house. My tooth has colonized the world. Everywhere I look there are images of decayed, cracked and rotten teeth. Over and over I say a prayer to St. Apollonia, the patron of toothache cures. Beata Apollonia grave tormentum pro Domino sustinuit. Primo, tiranni exruerent dentes ejus cum multis afariis, etc. Hanging over the side of the boat to cool my jaw in the salt spray was my best resort until, just this hour, the weather grew worse, and I went hunting for Richard for relief, who otherwise I have been leaving alone on account of his own suffering.
I am so close, I call on Maman and Papa and the saints, especially those tortured to death in macabre ways, to help me over. My breasts spill out of my bodice, my skirts bunch at my waist. My head is tied up in a mustard plaster my old nurse made for the toothache. My breath is fetid with the cloves I chew for pain. I am aware that I have been more attractive and found more salubrious places in which to make love.
I want Richard (the Comte d’Epirgny) to touch me there, but he has both fists in his mouth, trying not to spoil the moment for me. He is a good man, if a little weak. Easy to seduce, but true as a pumpkin once he’s in love. And he’s been in love with me since I was thirteen and went up to him after a match, kissed him on the lips and said, May I play with your balls?
So I touch myself, licking my fingers to keep them slick, and moan above the moaning of the storm. Richard moans, too, stuffing the ends of his moustache in his mouth. I try to pretend that his contortions in the hammock beneath me are from passion and not from an urgent need to relieve himself due to acute seasickness. (I recall, not for the first time, that the learned Democritus described coitus as a form of epilepsy.) Richard is so good to me, I think, so good to me, a regular Christ of a lover (pardon, Lord, the use of blasphemy to heighten pleasure, but, oh, oh, the pleasure).
In Orlea
ns, in 1542, there are forty-three tennis courts. Perhaps this is not the time to bring this up, but it makes you think. There are only thirty-seven churches. Yet we burn Protestant heretics (also horse thieves, book publishers, books themselves and the occasional impolitic author when we can get one) and not mala droit tennis players. What one is to make of this odd circumstance, I cannot say.
But remembering a certain apostate nun I saw burned last summer drives me to my peak, and I come, shouting Hail Mary. My body heaves voluptuously. At the same moment, Richard, the so-called etc., vomits toward the shit bucket and the inquisitive rat, then lies there spent, feverish, the colour of parchment.
A violent shudder runs through me, whether because of the expression on his face or thoughts of the dark tide pressing like fate on the ship’s flimsy hull, I cannot tell. Everything stinks of shit, vomit and cloves. The rat scurries to the vomit, rubbing his whiskers. The sound of laughter filters from the deck above. A dog barks. Woof, woof. I feel the fires of Hell licking at my toes, licking around the inflamed bone pits of my jaw. Oh, the pain and ecstasy. Oh, adorable act. Oh, love.
I jump down hastily, pulling my breasts into my dress, and fall to my knees at the wall opposite, against which Richard spends his hours whacking a ball with a racquet. I beg God to forgive me, I promise penance, I promise to confess, I promise to buy an indulgence when I get back to France. I feel so guilty I weep. In Richard’s face, I saw death. Who can understand the provenance of desire, the quickness of lust? I wish I had not succumbed. I wish my tooth did not hurt. I wish Richard’s codpiece had not looked so attractive six years ago.
Richard moans, raises a hand listlessly, makes the sign of the cross. He once considered a career in the priesthood before he discovered that his aptitude for ball-whacking exceeded his taste for Latin, books and pastoral exercises. Because of that string, his cock is still erect, a knob of ecclesiastical purple.