The Mongolian Wizard Stories (online stories 1-7)

by Michael Swanwick

  “Oh, no one will be eating the flesh of these animals—no, no, no,” the minister said with a chuckle so obviously false as to be alarming. “The very thought is laughable.”

  Ritter responded to this sally with the smallest of noncommittal nods and once again an uncomfortable silence filled the cabin.

  The carriage left the city and entered the countryside. When Ritter judged that enough time had passed for a master sorcerer to feel that he could utter such words without any loss of gravitas, he said, “I think I understand the sort of animal you mean. The kind that often troubles new governments.” Ritter could see nothing through his black eyeglasses of course. But looking through Freki’s eyes, he could see that Bannik was relieved not to have to put the thing into explicit words.

  The minister tapped the side of his nose and winked. “I perceive that you are a man of the world. Yes, exactly so. Now, as to the qualities and quantities—”

  Ritter held up a hand. “Before I could answer such questions, I would have to examine the facilities where the chemical is to be employed. In technical applications, context is all.”

  “That is exactly what we are doing at this very moment. We are going to the site itself. The Great Pyramid,” Under Assistant Minister Bannik said, “of Krakow. In fact, we are arriving at the compound now.”

  Indeed, the carriage was passing into what in Ritter’s experienced judgment must surely be an internment camp. Overhead floated a gateway with a banal and uplifting slogan spelled out in metal letters. Through the coach windows flooded an effluvium of misery and sickness, of excreta and vomit and pus, overlaid with coal smoke strongly flavored with the same unidentifiable smell that in lesser concentration permeated the air of Krakow. Only now, Ritter feared that the odor was not unidentifiable at all.

  The carriage rattled by long rows of windowless barracks, triangular in cross section, each with a single padlocked door. “The pyramid is hollow, of course,” Bannik said, “supported by internal buttresses. We did not have decades in which to build it, as the ancient Egyptians did. Even then, tremendous amounts of labor were required but—ha! ha!—we do not lack for idle hands, do we?” He nodded at the barracks, acknowledging them for the first time.

  The carriage lurched to a stop.

  “Ah,” Bannik said. “We are here.”

  ***

  Freki did not like climbing the pyramid. Nor, for that matter, did Ritter. Nothing was visible but lifeless stone, not even sky, so that it was as if the stairs led up a tremendous cliff face, and since the pyramid was new the air was raw with rock dust. Going up the steps was like ascending a mountain, but without the physical challenge or the mental exultation. All that remained was the drudgery and a wearying dread of what might be discovered at the top.

  “This is the Way of Magisters and Acolytes,” Bannik commented.

  “Eh?” Ritter said distractedly.

  “The west face of the pyramid is reserved exclusively for officers and government officials—of which class you are an honorary member—and those brought up for special training. Inmates must ascend the east face. These steps remain unsullied.”

  “Ah.”

  There was a hypnotic quality to their ascent. The steady tedium of the climb, combined with the unvarying sameness of stone before him, soothed Ritter’s mind into a sort of dull quietude, as if he had stepped outside of his own body and were watching it from the outside, no longer fully invested in its welfare. He pictured a captive working upward on the other side, chained and shackled and guarded, falling into a similar bleak unthinkingness. He imagined it would be something of a blessing for the poor soul. Though naturally the pyramid’s designers would not have intended it as a mercy but rather as a means to promote docility.

  Again Bannik spoke. “The acolytes’ ascent is made in ceremonial garments, to the accompaniment of music, the emotional and intellectual effect of which can well be imagined. Every possible detail has been carefully thought through.”

  Ritter barely heard the man. The face of the pyramid lurched monotonously downward, one step following another. He found himself thinking back to when he was last in London.

  ***

  “The Mongolian Wizard’s provisional government have made a fortress of Krakow,” Sir Toby had said. “It is what the Russians call a ‘closed city,’ where one requires official permission to enter or to leave. Nobody knows why—though of course there are many conflicting theories, all presented as solemn fact. Of them, the report you brought back from the Polish wizard is the most alarming.”

  “It is nonsense,” Ritter said. “I say this as the man who was captured, tortured, and almost driven mad in the course of retrieving that report and consequently would prefer to believe that all my suffering was to some purpose. But it was not. Our source was deluded, or else an agent of the Polish underground feeding us misinformation in order to promote our enthusiasm for the liberation of his country. There is no third possibility.”

  Sir Toby looked, as he so often did, pained. “It must be wonderful to live inside so certain a place as that thick skull of yours. Tell me, exactly what facts did you base your conclusion upon?”

  “Surely the absurdity of the charges is self-evident. We are talking about Europe, after all, not some benighted heathen continent. Necromancy and human sacrifice! Those are exactly the sorts of slanders a nation levels against its enemy as propaganda. We may be at war, but we are still civilized peoples—and that includes the Russians. I’ve known several officers of the deposed tsar’s army and they were literate fellows with excellent manners who would never involve themselves in such actions.”

  “Oh, Ritter. One would think that I would not have to lecture an officer in the Werewolf Corps on what evils men are capable of.” Sir Toby began lifting stacks of documents from his desk and depositing them atop other stacks, knocking an ashtray to the floor in the process. “Wherever did I put . . . ? Ah!” He produced a leather portfolio and then slapped down upon it three books, two fat and one lean, from his shelves. “Here is your documentation and a biography of the man you will be pretending to be. Two of the books cover the basics of chemistry and the third is A. G. Alchimie’s industrial catalog for chemicals in bulk. Memorize as much as you can and make sure you can bluff your way through the rest. You leave for the continent in the morning.”

  Ritter eyed the books with distaste. “I was never very good at natural philosophy in school.”

  “Well, now you’re being given a second chance. A great deal of bother and expense went into putting together your cover identity, so it is important that you determine as much as you can by the evidence of your own senses. Hearsay will not suffice. Also, I would appreciate it if you refrained from squandering our efforts by getting yourself killed.”

  “I am certain,” Ritter said, “that I will not be confronted with anything I cannot handle.”

  ***

  Neither Ritter nor Bannik spoke on the way down the pyramid. Ritter was silent in part because that was how his assumed character would behave, but mostly because he could not trust himself to speak. Bannik had his own reasons, apparently, which was fortunate for him. Ritter prided himself on his iron control; nevertheless, had the Under Assistant Minister said a word, he would surely have strangled the man.

  Their carriage passed the barracks and then the tall chimneys of the crematoria at the edge of the camp. The smell of charred human flesh was almost unbearable there and, though it lessened as they passed through the countryside and back into town, it never quite dwindled to nothing. Freki, sensitive to his master’s mood, whined unhappily. Ritter laid a hand on the wolf’s back but did not touch his mind. By slow degrees, his resolve was returning. He had seen what he had come to see; now all that mattered was that he reported it to his superiors.

  ***

  The bulk of the provisional government’s offices were, naturally, in the Royal Palace. However, the Ministry of Industry occupied overspill rooms in the Collegium Maius, the oldest building in the n
ewly-closed university and one where, centuries before, the archmage Copernicus had been a student. The carriage pulled up in the courtyard and, once they had gotten by the plentiful and suspicious guards, Bannik led them back to his suite.

  In the hallway, a young man rushed forward. “Herr Minister! I have a letter of commendation from—”

  “Yes, yes,” Bannik said with a weary wave. “Czesław, isn’t it? I know your father. Take your letter to the mailroom and one of our fine lads will deliver it to Kaśka, who will know what to do with it.”

  “But I—”

  Bannik shut the door in the petitioner’s face. “The scion of a noble family,” he explained. “He wants to be a magician—a pyromancer, no doubt, or a levitator—but despite his lineage he has not the slightest talent for it. He thinks we can make a turnip out of a stone.” He continued into his office and sat down behind his desk. “Like so many of the young today, he’ll believe in any sort of rubbish.”

  “He is not the only one,” Ritter said harshly.

  Bannik raised an eyebrow. “Oh? You do not approve of what you saw atop the Great Pyramid? You think, perhaps, that we are returning to the Dark Ages?”

  “I am a man of science,” Ritter said, because that was what his character would have said. “What I saw has no possible practical purpose whatsoever. None!”

  “On the contrary, it is the very source of the empire’s power.” A small, moist smile blossomed on the Under Assistant Minister’s lips. “I see I have your attention.” He rang a small silver bell, and his secretary appeared. “Tea, Kaśka, if you please. For two.” Returning to his narration, he said, “It is not for nothing that our leader”—he meant the Mongolian Wizard—“is known as the Great Alienist. In his native land, there are no hereditary bloodlines of magicians as there are here, you see. Individuals with potential are taken under the care of shamans specially trained to the task and, through a combination of drugs and tantric techniques, have their talents opened for them. The process is slow and difficult, however. Our leader discovered that if trained alienists entered into the mind of an acolyte at the same time that it experienced great trauma—and now you know why the executions were so brutal—they could break the entrenched thought-habits of a lifetime, and impose new structures upon the brain. If one has the potential to be a magician, then the combination of a few atrocities and skilled mental surgery will in short order do the job.”

  “It . . . seems impossible.”

  “It is why our empire has so many more magicians than the decadent European nations. And why, ultimately, nobody is capable of standing against the Mongolian Wizard.” Bannik patted Ritter’s hand. “It was hard on all of us the first time. But one grows used to it.”

  There were voices in the anteroom, all but inaudible through the heavy wooden door. They ceased and, shortly after, Kaśka reentered with the tea service on a silver tray.

  “Who was that in the front office?” Bannik asked.

  “A self-important nobody who wanted to see you. I sent him away with a flea in his ear.” Kaśka poured a cup of tea and presented it to Ritter. “Sugar? Milk?” When Ritter shook his head, she prepared a cup for Bannik, stirring in extra milk and sugar. He took a sip.

  “Let’s get back to the topic of chemicals.” Bannik put down his cup in its saucer and said no more.

  “Yes?”

  The man did not speak. Nor did he move.

  “Herr Bannik?”

  “He’s dead,” Kaśka said. “And you are in terrible danger, Kapitänleutnant Franz-Karl Ritter.”

  “Who are you?” Ritter asked.

  “Someone who does not love the Mongolian Wizard. The man I sent away was a Hexenjäger—a witch finder—and he was looking for you. I told him you had gone back to your hotel. My deceit will not buy us much time.” Slamming open file cabinets, she swiftly assembled a thick bundle of papers. “These will document what you have seen.” There were heavy drapes before the window and a medieval hanging on one wall. Kaśka opened her superior’s desk, removed a box of matches, and set fire to both, as well as to a fringed sofa and a stack of papers she dropped onto the carpet. “And this should provide us with some distraction.”

  “Give me the matches,” Ritter said. Kaśka looked at him curiously, but did as he said. They stepped out into the hall, closing the door firmly behind them.

  As Ritter had expected, the fool outside hurried forward the instant they emerged. “Miss Kaśka, you must speak to the minister for me. From earliest childhood it has been my dream to be a magic-worker—”

  “Then this is your lucky day,” Ritter said without stopping, “for I am the Director of Recruitment and Training of a new program that will transform you from a nobody into somebody useful to our cause.” Elated, the young man fell into step alongside him. “We are in need of fresh blood, and I believe you will do quite nicely.”

  “Sir, I am . . . that is, thank you! You cannot imagine how much this means to me. I will do everything possible to justify your faith in me. I . . . Do I smell smoke?”

  “You do not,” Ritter said, and saw Czesław automatically nod in agreement. The lad was as eager as a puppy and twice as guileless. He reminded Ritter of his younger self: idealistic, ambitious, and so eager to embrace his future that he’d swallow any lie, however transparent, that promised to get him there.

  Now, however, there were shouts, and clerks began peering out of doorways and abandoning their offices. As they approached the main doors, Ritter could see the guards calmly ushering people out. As he’d feared, even as ministers and their underlings trotted down the halls toward freedom and somebody began hammering on the fire gong outside, they had kept their heads and were stopping and questioning all those carrying portfolios or papers.

  Ritter slid his mind inside Freki’s and then tucked away his black-glass spectacles in a pocket. “Hold this,” he said, thrusting the box of matches at the startled Czesław.

  Then he launched the wolf, snarling and snapping, directly at the young man’s crotch.

  Understandably enough, Czesław ran from the animal, terrified, and was thus driven out the front door, matches in hand.

  “Stop that man!” Ritter bellowed, simultaneously calling Freki to heel. “He is the arsonist!”

  Smoke darkened the air and fleeing functionaries shoved past Ritter and Kaśka as they stepped briskly but without panic into the open and down the street. Behind them, the guards converged upon the hapless Czesław and began beating him senseless.

  ***

  Ritter and the secretary had not gone far when Kaśka murmured, “We have been spotted. Whatever you do, don’t look.”

  Ritter did not look. But Freki paused to sniff at an interesting doorstep and in doing so glanced back the way they had come. Through his eyes, Ritter saw a stocky man in a black cloak, a civilian, who stood with his back to the burning Collegium, staring intently after them.

  Ritter said a bad word. “I thought I’d lost him in Switzerland.” Then he stumbled and almost fell as a spear of pain pierced his skull.

  “A Hexenjäger cannot be lost, once he’s gotten a taste of your mind. Why are you grimacing so?”

  “My head . . .”

  Kaśka’s expression would have terrified a basilisk. “Idiot. I told you not to look. Can your wolf fend for himself?”

  “Freki has experience passing as a stray.”

  “Then send him away. Can you follow my lead or must I carry you?”

  Ritter was a Teuton, an officer, and of noble blood to boot. He forced himself to hold his head high. “Pain is of no significance to me.”

  “Very well. We are going to walk briskly and take many twists and turns. So long as he thinks we are trying to evade him, the witch finder will be in no hurry to catch us. Like any other hunter, he will conserve his strength while we expend ours. I have no allies I dare call upon within the city. He, meanwhile, is on home territory and very sure of himself. All his focus will be on disabling you. So we may confidently expect him
to underestimate me.”

  “You have a talent?” Ritter said with sudden hope.

  Kaśka yanked him into a dank alleyway. “Of course not. My total lack of magic is my greatest asset.”

  Through a maze of medieval streets they fled, over walls, through archways, down stone steps. Ritter was a lover of both cities and antiquities; under other circumstances he would have very much enjoyed this impromptu tour of the old town of Krakow. But the witch finder had his mental claws in Ritter’s brain, and the pain steadily increased until he could only see straight before himself through a narrowing tunnel of blackness.

  Kaśka seized Ritter’s hand and tugged him onward. “Through this door,” she said. “Up these stairs.” Ritter stumbled up three flights and down a long hallway. Keys rattled. Through the fog of pain, he saw that Kaśka was unlocking the door to a small, low-roofed room. “My home,” she said, “such as it is.” Then, with grim humor, “When my landlady learns I’ve had a man up, there will be hell to pay.”

  The room held a dresser with a pitcher and washbasin atop it, a wooden chair, and a narrow bed covered with a quilted white comforter. There was a single window, extending from knee-height almost to the ceiling. Ritter realized that this entire section of the floor was an afterthought, and had once been the upmost third of a much grander space.

  Ritter moved yearningly toward the chair but Kaśka shoved him onto the bed instead. His body crashed down on it, making the rope supports under its mattress tick groan. He struggled to rise but could not.

  “A garret is a terrible place to hide,” Ritter said weakly. Unseen hands of steel clasped his head and squeezed it so hard that he could no longer feel anything below his neck.

  “Not in Krakow.” Kaśka went to the window and threw it open. There was a heavy barred grille behind it which she unlocked and, with a grunt of effort, flung wide. Ice-cold air gushed in.

  With tremendous effort, Ritter managed to sit up. “What are you doing?”

  “Lie back down, you fool! Lie down and don’t move a muscle. Are you incapable of following a woman’s instructions?”