Best New Zombie Tales Trilogy (Volume 1, 2 & 3)

by James Roy Daley

  This was his boy. His child. His flesh and blood, the light of his life.

  Patrick had come home.

  He subdued the boy easily—his police training had taught him the proper method. Despite the child’s attempts to bite, to tear the flesh from his face, Harley had him under control. He carried Patrick into the basement and chained him in a corner of the room. Harley slumped onto the bottom step of the short stairwell and cried. How would he ever be able to make this right? How was he ever going to explain this to anyone?

  “Jesus, Harley …” Tompkins stood at the top of the stairs, the gun that was aimed at Harley’s head slowly slipping in the cop’s fingers until the muzzle was aimed at the floor. His eyes weren’t on Harley, they were taking in everything else in the basement.

  A few steps separated Harley and Tompkins, and Harley reached up and grabbed the officer’s leg, pulling him down the steps. Tompkins, his shock catching him completely off-guard, went flying headfirst into the center of the room.

  He landed between several rotter children who wasted no time advancing on Tompkins. The rotters had moved quickly, tore out chunks of flesh, ripped off the top of the man’s scalp and dug out handfuls of brain. Within seconds the man was dead; he’d barely had time to start screaming.

  “Oh, god,” Harley moaned, his breath hitching, his empty stomach dry heaving. This wasn’t supposed to happen, he never wanted anyone to get hurt. He was only trying to save the kids—this wasn’t supposed to happen! Slowly he turned and walked up the steps, not wanting to see what the children were doing to the poor man.

  Harley stumbled into the kitchen and leaned against the fridge, bent in half, breathing deeply. The light specks had returned and he fought to keep from passing out.

  He picked up the phone, dialed his mother-in-law’s number and asked for Sarah. When she came to the phone, Harley was crying.

  “You okay, Harley? What happened?”

  “Come home, Sarah.”

  “Is—is he there?”

  “Yes,” he said, fighting tears so he could speak. “Yes he is. Come home, Sarah. I need you. I don’t know what to do.” His fingers clawed at the smooth surface of the wall phone.

  “I’m on my way, Harley. We’ll figure this out.”

  “Please hurry, Sarah,” he moaned, and slumped down the length of the wall and squatted on his haunches, the phone dangling from his fingers. He tilted his head forward and sobbed into his hands.

  From the basement, the little boy’s cries sounded like he was calling for his daddy.

  Reunion

  JAMES NEWMAN

  The dead pound at the lids of their coffins, scratch at the walls of their tombs.

  It’s how I imagined Hell might sound, when I was a churchgoing man.

  The cemetery covers three sprawling acres adjacent to my backyard. Their screams are muffled…yet there are so many of them, I’m often forced to wear earplugs if I want to sleep at night.

  I wipe sweat from my wrinkled brow, and keep digging.

  * * *

  Those old drive-in flicks I used to drag Dorothea to when we were spring chickens, they got it wrong. It’s not like they all burst from their graves the moment “it” happened. Except for the cadavers that were lying in funeral homes or morgues, most of the dead are contained. How easy can it be for something that’s been decomposing for decades to escape from its coffin, much less swim through six feet of earth? Physically impossible, far as I can figure.

  At least without help.

  But here’s where the picture shows really screwed up: the cities aren’t overrun with packs of ravenous zombies constantly overtaking the living, playing tug-of-war with intestines, fighting over chunks of fresh brain.

  In fact, you can walk among them, because they only come after you if they’re hungry.

  They’re not always hungry. Not all of them, every second of the day. They mostly just stumble around.

  Mostly.

  They only come after you if they haven’t eaten in a while. That’s when you gotta be careful.

  * * *

  Eleven months ago my wife of 60 years passed away. Cancer. I thought my world had ended the day Dorothea left me. Little did I know that when the End of the World finally did come, I would be with her again.

  * * *

  Their screams become more audible the deeper I dig. They drown out everything: the wind whispering through the trees on the far side of the cemetery; my own labored breathing.

  They know I’m here, and they want me to let them out too.

  Still…nothing from her. My darling is silent. But I know she is waiting for me.

  The blade of my shovel strikes metal. My ancient heart skips a beat.

  “Dorothea,” I cry, “I’m here!”

  A gentle tapping from inside her casket, as if in response. It makes me smile, and this old man hasn’t smiled for many months.

  At last, I toss my shovel aside. I bend, scraping the remaining clumps of dirt from her coffin with my trembling, arthritic hands.

  “Not much longer now, my love…”

  I ponder what life will be like, having her near me again.

  Meanwhile, I try not to think about…other things. Like… what will happen when she starts to make the same sounds as the rest of them.

  When my darling Dorothea grows hungry, I know I will do what I have to do.

  I will have no choice but to feed her.

  Somehow.

  Gran’ma’s in the Bathroom (…and she’s not coming out)

  KEN GOLDMAN

  I loved my Gran’ma. No, that’s wrong. I mean I love her still. I figure you ought to know this before I tell you the rest, seeing as circumstances of her story may suggest otherwise. After all the mess that’s happened it’s important you understand my feelings about that woman before I start.

  See, my dad, he died when I was really young. An explosion at the munitions plant took him before I could even talk, blew his guts six ways from Sunday, and for his funeral they had to stitch him together like some kind of torn up rag doll. There ain’t no military honors for a stateside soldier who dies like that, just in case you’re wondering. So Ma, she moved us off that Indian Town army base into the house we’re in now, and she thought maybe Gran’ma might help with raising me ’cause Dad was in the ground before I really got to know him. From what Ma tells me he weren’t never much help around the house anyways, but that’s a whole other story.

  During my growing up years Gran’ma and me was best friends, and she acted a whole lot better towards me than any of the kids in this neighborhood, that’s damned certain. She wouldn’t like me swearing like that, though, so out of respect I won’t be doing much more of that here. ’Less I’m quoting Gram, of course. That old woman had a mouth on her could turn a sailor’s face crimson.

  I can remember the fun we had, back when she was… well, when she was still with us. Like, there’d be times the two of us, we’d be sitting in the McDonald’s, and Gran’ma, she’d turn to me and say loud enough for somebody close by to hear, “Gilbert, is this some kind of bug in my burger?” And I’d look down at the slab of meat inside her bun pretending to see a bug that weren’t there. I’d scrunch up my face, then talk just as loud, “Hell, Gran’ma, I think that’s a cock’roach sharing your lunch, sure as I’m sitting here myself. You want me to squash it?” And she’d go “Eeek! Eeeeek! Damn, oh damn! A cock’roach, you say? Kill it! Kill that bastard now, Gilbert!” And I’d start poking her burger with my fork as if trying to spear the little sucker, while folks all around us would suddenly go searching like mad through their kids’ Happy Meals. And when we left that place it was all we two could do not to bust a gut laughing.

  That’s the kind of woman my Gram was. She weren’t no stuffy old lady like you might think, though she weren’t no spring chicken neither, as I’ve heard people use the term. But that didn’t bother me not one bit. She was my favorite person in the whole world, and I didn’t mind that sometimes she took her teeth o
ut at the dinner table or occasionally peed her pants.

  Two weeks past my eleventh birthday was when it happened, and I remember the moment like it was yesterday. Ma turns to me and says, “Gilbert, go tell your Grandmother dinner’s on the table. She must be takin’ one of her afternoon naps again.” So I went up to her bedroom to get her, ’cept she weren’t in there, and I noticed the bathroom door was closed. Gram always acted modest like that, and though often forgetful she always kept that door shut when she sat inside her library doing her business. So I knocked, yelled “Gram, dinner’s ready!” Yelled again really loud ’count of her being hard of hearing, but there weren’t no answer. So I pushed the door open expecting to find her asleep on the john like sometimes I would find her at bedtime. Sure enough, there she was, just settin’ there on the pot like that statue in Lawrenceville Park of the man thinking ’bout the nature of the universe with his hand on his chin and all bent over. ’Cept Gran’ma’s arms, they was just laying there limp at her side, and her face looked like all the color had bled out of it. A long strip of toilet paper was clinging to her hand still attached to the roll, and I think that spooked me the most.

  “Gran’ma?”

  Nothing.

  I didn’t feel much like coming closer while she was in that position, but I figured I had no choice. Touching her face I hoped maybe this was another Gran’ma joke she was pulling on me, that she would jump up and laugh, “Damn! I got you good this time, didn’t I, boy!” But something inside told me that weren’t about to happen, and the minute I touched her I knew it for sure. Her skin felt cold. Not icy cold like a dead fish ’cause she hadn’t been gone so very long, but not warm neither because Gran’ma was gone, all right. Even a kid who’s eleven recognizes ‘dead’ when he sees it, and I backed away not knowing what else to do ’cept stare at her just settin’ there on the can. I figured her heart must’ve just stopped, having itself a pretty good run all those years, and that if she had her preference how to leave this world, passing on while relieving herself was as good a choice as any. Still I had to sniff back some sudden tears.

  After a couple minutes some clear thinking returned. I knew that telling Ma what had happened to Gram promised to be the most difficult task I’d ever have to pull off. So I went to my room, tugged the sheet from my bed, and threw it over Gram. I figured maybe that might make it a little easier for Ma when I told her. But I was wrong. Ma peeked under the sheet, reached to touch Gram’s face. Her flesh must’ve gone a lot colder than when I touched it, but Ma, she just stood there with her hand under that sheet, and for several minutes she said nothing at all, just stood there shaking her head at life’s casual unfairness. She pulled the bed sheet off as if she needed to take a longer look to be sure. Then she tore loose the toilet paper Gram held.

  “She’s gone, Gilbert. Gran’ma’s gone.”

  There in our bathroom my mother cried for hours before she could manage another word. I just sat on the side of the tub watching her, neither of us muttering not one syllable. I’m fairly certain there ain’t no words in any language to cover a sorrowful moment like that proper. But finally Ma did speak, and when she did it turned my blood cold as Gran’ma’s flesh.

  “Dinner’s prob’ly ruined,” she said.

  “I’m not hungry, Ma.”

  “Gilbert, what are we going to do?” I think she wasn’t really talking to me so much as to herself. “I just can’t believe this is happenin’…”

  “We’ll be okay, Ma. But now we have to call someone. The police, I guess. They’ll know what to do with Gram. I mean, we just can’t leave her like this. I’ll make the call now.” I got to my feet, headed for the bathroom door, but she stopped me.

  “No, Gilbert. No, we’re not goin’ to do that.” I just looked at her, having not a clue what she meant. But she must’ve already had the idea all sorted out in her head. “You ’member what Reverend Whitecastle said in church ’bout a month ago?”

  My remembering anything that man preached weren’t too likely since I doubt I ever stayed awake for more than a few minutes during any of the Reverend’s Sunday sermons. I shook my head.

  I guess I ought to tell you here about Ma’s particular relationship with God and Jesus. I mean, since my dad passed it seems she’s taken Jesus to her bed just about every damned night. Sorry about the cuss word, Gran’ma, but it really fits here. See, sometimes she practically fills the house with candles so this place looks like some kind of amusement park spook ride, and late at night I hear her speaking to Jesus because Ma, she don’t even try to keep the volume down on her evening prayers.

  “Dear Lord, thank you for the gift of another day, and will you continue to watch over my loving son and elderly mother, amen . . .”

  Guess on the day he took Gram, Jesus weren’t listening. Or maybe he just decided to say “Sorry, Hattie, but no, not today, but thanks for the amen anyway.” See, Ma, she takes her praying pretty serious. And she takes the words of any man who stands at the Sunday pulpit just as serious. So Reverend Whitecastle’s words bore considerable weight that day.

  She ran to get her bible, read a passage to me with Gram still sitting there on her throne. “ ‘Indeed, the water I give him will become in him a spring of water welling up to eternal life.’ That’s John 4:14, Gilbert, just like the Reverend said.”

  “Ma, I don’t get what you’re trying to––”

  “Her soul’s still in this room with us, Gilbert. You know that, don’t you? Reverend Whitecastle says the soul thrives near water, just like when someone is baptized. Water keeps the soul and its life force fresh, he says. It gives life––eternal life!”

  The thought seemed more than a little ridiculous to me.

  “Ma, that’s toilet water you’re talking about! I doubt Gram’s soul would want anything to do with it.”

  But Ma wasn’t listening. She’d already set her mind to a plan.

  “We have to keep your Gram’s soul here, Gilbert. We do that, and it’s like keepin’ Gran’ma alive. Do you understand what I’m tellin’ you?”

  I sure didn’t, no m’am. But I weren’t about to tell Ma that. Instead I just smiled as best I could, nodded my head like some bobble doll as if she made perfect sense.

  For weeks following Gram’s passing, the bathroom was off limits. Mom got us a bucket to do our daily business because Gran’ma now had exclusive rights to our porcelain appliance. The kitchen sink and some large sponges provided our showering needs. I thought it was kind of crazy myself, but I had no problem avoiding the bathroom considering what I knew was sitting on the pot. Ma made the proper excuses for Gram’s absence at church. An old woman gets sick and ornery, and no one much questions that sort of thing.

  By the second week, though, there was an awful lot of stink coming from our bathroom. That liver and onions stench filled the whole house, though Ma just pretended there weren’t nothing to be concerned with. But I knew the candles she lit now had more to do with that reek than her conversations with Jesus. Both of us learned to keep visitors stalled on the other side of our front door, and I knew time wasn’t far off when a downwind whiff of Gran’ma would find its way into our neighbors’ nostrils.

  But Ma, she kept acting like the world had set itself right, even spent time talking with Gram inside our bathroom, though for my part I wasn’t yet ready to share my day at school with her. That is, not until curiosity got the better of me. See, it weren’t as if I thought talking with Gram would mean much or would make me feel better. But after a couple of weeks some part of me—some dark part I’m not even sure I fully understand—but some part of me had to see how Gran’ma was holding up. I waited ’till late night when Ma was asleep to have my visit.

  I’m sorry, Gran’ma, I don’t mean to shame you or anything like that. But your smell was so god awful I felt tears in my eyes. That liver stench had gone rancid, like someone had cooked your flesh inside a big oven then thrown in last week’s garbage for seasoning. But what I seen of you still perched on our crapper was e
ven worse…

  Gram’s tongue was hanging out like some overheated dog’s. Something was eating her from the inside, some filthy creatures that maybe started with her intestines then worked their way out to her flesh. Gram’s flesh weren’t all that attractive to begin with ’cause she was so old. But now her face resembled a wax candle already melted, and she had dozens of fresh wounds leaking this cheeze-like goo. Her nose and ears was oozing that stuff, and something black hung from her nose too. Then it moved and I saw it was this huge fly. It disappeared inside her nostril, and at that same moment another one flew out of her ear. A whole bunch of them lighted in her hair too. How so many got into our bathroom and inside Gram I haven’t a clue. Maybe a whole nest of insects was crawling around inside her soul. Reverend Whitecastle never said a word to Ma about them flesh-eating flies. I started feeling a little sick.

  “Jesus, Gran’ma…oh, Jesus….”

  Then I vomited.

  I managed to clean up my mess without Ma being the wiser, but I told myself this weren’t a real good situation and that Ma had best be made aware of that. I tried telling her it was just plain craziness to keep pretending Gram were still alive and kicking, when she must’ve knew that what sat inside our bathroom stopped being my Gran’ma weeks ago. I told her what she was doing weren’t anything the law would completely understand either, and if that smell got any worse pretty soon the whole neighborhood would be at our door. But Ma, she wouldn’t hear any of it.