Bolo_The Annals of the Dinochrome Brigade

by Keith Laumer

  “He’s bluffin’,” Chip said. “The popgun won’t bear on us.”

  “Take a look out the window,” Retief said.

  In the white glare of the moonlight, a loading cover swung open at the stern of the ship, dropped down and formed a sloping ramp. A squat and massive shape appeared in the opening, trundled down onto the snow-swept tarmac.

  Chip whistled. “I told you the Captain was slippery,” he muttered. “Where the devil’d he git that at?”

  “What is it?” Tove asked.

  “A tank,” Retief said. “A museum piece, by the look of it.”

  “I’ll say,” Chip said. “That’s a Bolo Resartus, Model M. Built mebbe two hunderd years ago in Concordiat times. Packs a wallop, too, I’ll tell ye.”

  The tank wheeled, brought a gun muzzle to bear in the base of the tower.

  “Send ’em out,” the speaker growled. “Or I blast ’em out.”

  “One round in here, and I’ve had a wasted trip,” Retief said. “I’d better go out.”

  “Wait a minute, mister,” Chip said, “I got the glimmerin’s of an idear.”

  “I’ll stall them,” Tove said. He keyed the mike.

  “ACI two-twenty-eight, what’s your authority for this demand?”

  “I know that machine,” Chip said. “My hobby, old-time fightin’ machines. Built a model of a Resartus once, inch to the foot. A beauty. Now, lessee …”

  7

  The icy wind blew snow crystals stingingly against Retief’s face.

  “Keep your hands in your pockets, Chip,” he said. “Numb hands won’t hack the program.”

  “Yeah.” Chip looked across at the tank. “Useta think that was a perty thing, that Resartus,” he said. “Looks mean, now.”

  “You’re getting the target’s-eye view,” Retief said. “Sorry you had to get mixed up in this, old timer.”

  “Mixed myself in. Durn good thing, too.” Chip sighed. “I like these folks,” he said. “Them boys didn’t like lettin’ us come out here, but I’ll give ’em credit. They seen it had to be this way, and they didn’t set to moanin’ about it.”

  “They’re tough people, Chip.”

  “Funny how it sneaks up on you, ain’t it, mister? Few minutes ago we was eatin’ high on the hog. Now we’re right close to bein’ dead men.”

  “They want us alive, Chip.”

  “It’ll be a hairy deal, mister,” Chip said. “But t’hell with it. If it works, if works.”

  “That’s the spirit.”

  “I hope I got them fields o’ fire right—”

  “Don’t worry. I’ll bet a barrel of beer we make it.”

  “We’ll find out in about ten seconds,” Chip said.

  As they reached the tank, the two men broke stride and jumped. Retief leaped for the gun barrel, swung up astride it, ripped off the fur-lined leather cap he wore and, leaning forward, jammed it into the bore of the cannon. The chef sprang for a perch above the fore scanner antenna. With an angry whuff! antipersonnel charges slammed from apertures low on the sides of the vehicle. Retief swung around, pulled himself up on the hull.

  “Okay, mister,” Chip called. “I’m going under.” He slipped down the front of the tank, disappeared between the treads. Retief clambered up, took a position behind the turret, lay flat as it whirled angrily, sonar eyes searching for its tormentors. The vehicle shuddered, backed, stopped, moved forward, pivoted.

  Chip reappeared at the front of the tank.

  “It’s stuck,” he called. He stopped to breathe hard, clung as the machine lurched forward, spun to the right, stopped, rocking slightly.

  “Take over here,” Retief said. He crawled forward, watched as the chef pulled himself up, slipped down past him, feeling for the footholds between the treads. He reached the ground, dropped on his back, hitched himself under the dark belly of the tank. He groped, found the handholds, probed with a foot for the tread-jack lever.

  The tank rumbled, backed quickly, turned left and right in a dizzying sine curve. Retief clung grimly, inches from the clashing treads.

  The machine ground to a halt. Retief found the lever, braced his back, pushed. The lever seemed to give minutely. He set himself again, put both feet against the frozen bar and heaved.

  With a dry rasp, it slid back. Immediately two heavy rods extended themselves, moved down to touch the pavement, grated. The left track creaked as the weight went off it. Suddenly the tank’s drive raced, and Retief grabbed for a hold as the right tread clashed, heaved the fifty-ton machine forward. The jacks screeched as they scored the tarmac, then bit in. The tank pivoted, chips of pavement flying. The jacks extended, lifted the clattering left track clear of the surface as the tank spun like a hamstrung buffalo.

  The tank stopped, sat silent, canted now on the extended jacks. Retief emerged from under the machine, jumped, pulled himself above the antipersonnel apertures as another charge rocked the tank. He clambered to the turret, crouched beside Chip. They waited, watching the entry hatch.

  Five minutes passes.

  “I’ll bet old Tony’s givin’ the chauffeur hell,” Chip said.

  The hatch cycled open. A head came cautiously into view in time to see the needler in Retief’s hand.

  “Come on out,” Retief said.

  The head dropped. Chip snaked forward to ram a short section of steel rod under the hatch near the hinge. The hatch began to cycle shut, groaned, stopped. There was a sound of metal failing, as the hatch popped open.

  Retief half rose, aimed the needler. The walls of the tank rang as the metal splinters ricocheted inside.

  “That’s one keg o’beer I owe you, mister,” Chip said. “Now let’s git outa here before the ship lifts and fries us.”

  “The biggest problem the Jorgensen’s people will have is decontaminating the wreckage,” Retief said.

  Magnan leaned forward. “Amazing,” he said. “They just kept coming, did they? Had they no intership communication?”

  “They had their orders,” Retief said. “And their attack plan. They followed it.”

  “What a spectacle,” Magnan said. “Over a thousand ships, plunging out of control one by one as they entered the stressfield.”

  “Not much of a spectacle,” Retief said. “You couldn’t see them. Too far away. They all crashed back in the mountains.”

  “Oh,” Magnan’s face fell. “But it’s as well they did. The bacterial bombs—”

  “Too cold for bacteria. They won’t spread.”

  “Nor will the Soetti,” Magnan said smugly, “thanks to the promptness with which I acted in dispatching you with the requisite data.” He looked narrowly at Retief. “By the way, you’re sure no … ah … message reached you after your arrival?”

  “I got something,” Retief said, looking Magnan in the eye. “It must have been a garbled transmission. It didn’t make sense.”

  Magnan coughed, shuffled papers. “This information you’ve reported,” he said hurriedly. “This rather fantastic story that the Soetti originated in the Cloud, that they’re seeking a foothold in the main Galaxy because they’ve literally eaten themselves out of subsistence—how did you get it? The one or two Soetti we attempted to question, ah …” Magnan coughed again. “There was an accident,” he finished. “We got nothing from them.”

  “The Jorgensens have a rather special method of interrogating prisoners,” Retief said. “They took one from a wreck, still alive but unconscious. They managed to get the story from him. He died of it.”

  “It’s immaterial, actually,” Magnan said. “Since the Soetti violated their treaty with us the day after it was signed. Had no intention of fair play. Far from evacuating the agreed areas, they had actually occupied half a dozen additional minor bodies in the Whate system.”

  Retief clucked sympathetically.

  “You don’t know who to trust, these days,” he said.

  Magnan looked at him coldly.

  “Spare me your sarcasm, Mr. Retief,” he said. He picked up a folder from
his desk, opened it. “By the way, I have another little task for you, Retief. We haven’t had a comprehensive wildlife census report from Brimstone lately—”

  “Sorry,” Retief said. “I’ll be tied up. I’m taking a month off. Maybe more.”

  “What’s that?” Magnan’s head came up. “You seem to forget—”

  “I’m trying, Mr. Counselor,” Retief said. “Goodbye now.” He reached out and flipped the key. Magnan’s face faded from the screen. Retief stood up.

  “Chip,” he said, “we’ll crack that keg when I get back.” He turned to Anne-Marie.

  “How long,” he said, “do you think it will take you to teach me to ski by moonlight?”

  FIELD TEST

  .07 seconds have now elapsed since my general awareness circuit was activated at a level of low alert. Throughout this entire period I have been uneasy, since this procedure is clearly not in accordance with the theoretical optimum activation schedule.

  In addition, the quality of a part of my data input is disturbing. For example, it appears obvious that Prince Eugene of Savoy erred in not more promptly committing his reserve cavalry in support of Marlborough’s right at Blenheim. In addition, I compute that Ney’s employment of his artillery throughout the Peninsular campaign was suboptimal. I have detected many thousands of such anomalies. However, data input activates my pleasure center in a most satisfying manner. So long as the input continues without interruption, I shall not feel the need to file a VSR on the matter. Later, no doubt, my Command unit will explain these seeming oddities. As for the present disturbing circumstances, I compute that within 28,992.9 seconds at most, I will receive additional Current Situation input which will enable me to assess the status correctly. I also anticipate that full Standby Alert activation is imminent.

  2

  THIS STATEMENT NOT FOR PUBLICATION:

  When I designed the new psychodynamic attention circuit, I concede that I did not anticipate the whole new level of intracybernetic function that has arisen, the manifestation of which, I am assuming, has been the cause of the unit’s seemingly spontaneous adoption of the personal pronoun in its situation reports—the “self-awareness” capability, as the sensational press chooses to call it. But I see no cause for the alarm expressed by those high-level military officers who have irresponsibly characterized the new Bolo Mark XX Model B as a potential rampaging juggernaut, which, once fully activated and dispatched to the field, unrestrained by continuous external control, may turn on its makers and lay waste the continent. This is all fantasy, of course. The Mark XX, for all its awesome firepower and virtually invulnerable armor and shielding, is governed by its circuitry as completely as man is governed by his nervous system—but that is perhaps a dangerous analogy, which would be pounced on at once if I were so incautious as to permit it to be quoted.

  In my opinion, the reluctance of the High Command to authorize full activation and field-testing of the new Bolo is based more on a fear of technological obsolescence of the High Command than on specious predictions of potential runaway destruction. This is a serious impediment to the national defense at a time when we must recognize the growing threat posed by the expansionist philosophy of the so-called People’s Republic. After four decades of saber-rattling, there is no doubt that they are even now preparing for a massive attack. The Bolo Mark XX is the only weapon in our armory potentially capable of confronting the enemy’s hundred-ton Yavacs. For the moment, thanks to the new “self-awareness” circuitry, we hold the technological advantage, an advantage we may very well lose unless we place this new weapon on active service without delay.

  s/ Sigmund Chin, Ph.D.

  3

  “I’m not wearing six stars so that a crowd of professors can dictate military policy to me. What’s at stake here is more than just a question of budget and logistics: it’s a purely military decision. The proposal to release this robot Frankenstein monster to operate on its own initiative, just to see if their theories check out, is irresponsible to say the least—treasonable, at worst. So long as I am Chief of Combined Staff, I will not authorize this so-called “field test.” Consider, gentlemen: you’re all familiar with the firepower and defensive capabilities of the old standby Mark XV. We’ve fought our way across the lights with them, with properly qualified military officers as Battle Controllers, with the ability to switch off or, if need be, self-destruct any unit at any moment. Now these ivory tower chaps—mind you, I don’t suggest they’re not qualified in their own fields—these civilians come up with the idea of eliminating the Battle Controllers and releasing even greater firepower to the discretion, if I may call it that, of a machine. Gentlemen, machines aren’t people; your own ground-car can roll back and crush you if the brakes happen to fail. Your own gun will kill you as easily as your enemy’s. Suppose I should agree to this field test, and this engine of destruction is transported to a waste area, activated unrestrained, and aimed at some sort of mock-up hot obstacle course. Presumably it would advance obediently, as a good soldier should; I concede that the data blocks controlling the thing have been correctly programmed in accordance with the schedule prepared under contract, supervised by the Joint Chiefs and myself. Then, gentlemen, let us carry this supposition one step farther: suppose, quite by accident, by unlikely coincidence if you will, the machine should encounter some obstacle which had the effect of deflecting this one-hundred-and-fifty-ton dreadnaught from its intended course so that it came blundering toward the perimeter of the test area. The machine is programmed to fight and destroy all opposition. It appears obvious that any attempts on our part to interfere with its free movement, to interpose obstacles in its path, if need be to destroy it, would be interpreted as hostile—as indeed they would be. I leave it to you to picture the result. No, we must devise another method of determining the usefulness of this new development. As you know, I have recommended conducting any such test on our major satellite, where no harm can be done—or at least a great deal less harm. Unfortunately, I am informed by Admiral Hayle that the Space Arm does not at this time have available equipment with such transport capability. Perhaps the admiral also shares to a degree my own distrust of a killer machine not susceptible to normal command function. Were I in the admiral’s position, I too would refuse to consider placing my command at the mercy of a mechanical caprice—or an electronic one. Gentlemen, we must remain masters of our own creations. That’s all. Good day.”

  4

  “All right, men. You’ve asked me for a statement; here it is: The next war will begin with a two-pronged over-the-pole land-and-air attack on the North Power Complex by the People’s Republic. An attack on the Concordiat, I should say, though Cold City and the Complex is the probable specific target of the first sneak thrust. No, I’m not using a crystal ball; it’s tactically obvious. And I intend to dispose my forces accordingly. I’m sure we all recognize that we’re in a posture of gross unpreparedness. The PR has been openly announcing its intention to fulfill its destiny, as their demagogues say, by imposing their rule on the entire planet. We’ve pretended we didn’t hear. Now it’s time to stop pretending. The forces at my disposal are totally inadequate to halt a determined thrust—and you can be sure the enemy has prepared well during the last thirty years of cold peace. Still, I have sufficient armor to establish what will be no more than a skirmish line across the enemy’s route of advance. We’ll do what we can before they roll over us. With luck we may be able to divert them from the Grand Crevasse route into Cold City. If so, we may be able to avoid the necessity for evacuating the city. No questions, please.”

  5

  NORTHERN METROPOLIS THREATENED

  In an informal statement released today by the Council’s press office, it was revealed that plans are already under preparation for a massive evacuation of civilian population from West Continent’s northernmost city. It was implied that an armed attack on the city by an Eastern power is imminent. General Bates has stated that he is prepared to employ “all measures at his disposal”
to preclude the necessity for evacuation, but that the possibility must be faced. The Council spokesman added that in the event of emergency evacuation of the city’s five million persons, losses due to exposure and hardship will probably exceed five percent, mostly women, children, and the sick or aged. There is some speculation as to the significance of the general’s statement regarding “all means at his disposal.”

  6

  I built the dang thing, and it scares me. I come in here in the lab garage about an hour ago, just before dark, and seen it setting there, just about fills up the number-one garage, and it’s a hundred foot long and fifty foot high. First time it hit me: I wonder what it’s thinking about. Kind of scares me to think about a thing that big with that kind of armor and all them repeaters and Hellbores and them computers and a quarter-sun fission plant in her—planning what to do next. I know all about the Command Override Circuit and all that, supposed to stop her dead any time they want to take over onto override—heck, I wired it up myself. You might be surprised, thinking I’m just a grease monkey and all—but I got a high honors degree in psychotronics. I just like the work, is all. But like I said, it scares me. I hear old Doc Chin wants to turn her loose and see what happens, but so far General Margrave’s stopped him cold. But young General Bates was down today, asking me all about firepower and shielding, crawled under her and spent about an hour looking over her tracks and bogies and all. He knew what to look at, too, even if he did get his pretty suit kind of greasy. But scared or not, I got to climb back up on her and run the rest of this pretest schedule. So far she checks out a hundred percent.

  7

  … as a member of the Council, it is of course my responsibility to fully inform myself on all aspects of the national defense. Accordingly, my dear doctor, I will meet with you tomorrow as you requested to hear your presentation with reference to the proposed testing of your new machine. I remind you, however, that I will be equally guided by advice from other quarters. For this reason I have requested a party of Military Procurement and B-&-F officers to join us. However, I assure you, I retain an open mind. Let the facts decide.