The John Varley Reader

by John Varley

  I had to smile at her, kneeling at the tiny stove, trying to put three pans on the same burner. She was trying so hard to please me with a role I was completely uninterested in. She was humming as she worked.

  After the meal, I offered to clean up for her (well, Dagwood would have), but Blondie said no, that’s all right, dear, I’ll take care of everything. I lay flat on my back, holding my belly, and watched the Earth. Presently I felt a warm body cuddle up, half beside me and half on top of me, and press close from toenails to eyebrows. She had left Blondie over among the dirty dishes. The woman who breathed in my ear now was—Helen of Troy? Greta Garbo?—someone new, anyway. I wished fervently that Halo would come back. I was beginning to think Halo and I could screw like the very devil if this feverish creature that contained her would only give us a chance. Meantime, I had to be raped by Helen of Troy. I raised my head.

  “What’s it like, Halo?”

  She slowed her foreplay slightly, but it never really stopped. She propped herself up on one elbow.

  “I don’t think I can describe it to you.”

  “Please try.”

  She dimpled. “I don’t really know what it’s all like,” she said. “I’m still a virgin, you know.”

  I sat up. “You got that, too?”

  “Sure, why not? But don’t worry about it. I’m not afraid.”

  “What about making love?”

  “Oh, Fox, Fox! Yes, yes. I . . .”

  “No, no! Wait a minute.” I squirmed beneath her, trying to hold her off a little longer. “What I meant was, wasn’t there any problem in making the shift? I mean, do you have any aversion to having sex with boys now?” It was sure a stupid question, but she took it seriously.

  “I haven’t noticed any problem so far,” she said, thoughtfully, as her hand reached down and fumbled, inexpertly trying to guide me in. I helped her get it right, and she poised, squatting on her toes. “I thought about that before the Change, but it sort of melted away. Now I don’t feel any qualms at all. Ahhhhh!” She had thrust herself down, brutally hard, and we were off and running.

  It was the most unsatisfactory sex act I ever had. It was not entirely the fault of either of us; external events were about to mess us up totally. But it wasn’t very good even without that.

  A first-time female Changer is liable to be in delirious oblivion through the entire first sex act, which may last all of sixty seconds. The fact that she is playing the game from the other court with a different set of rules and a new set of equipment does not handicap her. Rather, it provides a tremendous erotic stimulus.

  That’s what happened to Halo. I began to wonder if she’d wait for me. I never found out. I looked away from her face and got the shock of my life. There was someone standing outside the tent, watching us.

  Halo felt the change in me and looked at my face, which must have been a sight, then looked over her shoulder. She fainted; out like a light.

  Hell, I almost fainted myself. Would have, but when she did, it scared me even more, and I decided I couldn’t indulge it. So I stayed awake to see what was going on.

  It looked way too much like one of the ghosts my imagination had been walking through the abandoned city ever since we got there. The figure was short and dressed in a suit that might have been stolen from the museum at Kepler, except that it was more patches than suit. I could tell little about who might be in it, not even the sex. It was bulky, and the helmet was reflective.

  I don’t know how long I stared at it; long enough for the spook to walk around the tent three or four times. I reached for the bottle of white wine we had been drinking and took a long pull. I found out that’s an old movie cliché; it didn’t make anything any better. But it sure did things for Halo when I poured it in her face.

  “Get in your suit,” I said, as she sat up, sputtering. “I think that character wants to talk to us.” He was waving at us and pointing to what might have been a radio on his suit.

  We suited up and crawled through the sphincter. I kept saying hello as I ran through the channels on my suit. Nothing worked. Then he came over and touched helmets. He sounded far away.

  “What’re you doin’ here?”

  I had thought that would have been obvious.

  “Sir, we just came over here for a picnic. Are we on your land or something? If so, I’m sorry, and . . .”

  “No, no.” He waved it off. “You can do as you please. I ain’t your ma. As to owning, I guess I own this whole city, but you’re welcome to do as you please with most of it. Do as you please, that’s my philosophy. That’s why I’m still here. They couldn’t get old Lester to move out. I’m old Lester.”

  “I’m Fox, sir,” I said.

  “And I’m Halo.” She heard us over my radio.

  He turned and looked at her.

  “Halo,” he said, quietly. “A Halo for an angel. Nice name, miss.” I was wishing I could see his face. He sounded like an adult, but he was sure a small one. Both of us were taller than he was, and we’re not much above average for our age.

  He coughed. “I, ah, I’m sorry I disturbed you folks . . . ah.” He seemed embarrassed. “I just couldn’t help myself. I haven’t seen any people for a long time—oh, ten years, I guess—and I just had to get a closer look. And I, uh, I needed to ask you something.”

  “And what’s that, sir?”

  “You can knock off the ‘sir.’ I ain’t your pa. I wanted to know if you folks had any medicine?”

  “There’s a first-aid kit in the jumper,” I said. “Is there someone in need of help? I’d be glad to take them to a hospital in King City.”

  He was waving his arms frantically.

  “No, no, no. I don’t want doctors poking around. I just need a little medicine. Uh, say, could you take that first-aid kit out of the jumper and come to my warren for a bit? Maybe you got something in there I could use.”

  We agreed, and followed him across the field.

  He led us into an unpressurized building at the edge of the field. We threaded our way through dark corridors.

  We came to a big cargo lock, stepped inside, and he cycled it. Then we went through the inner door and into his warren.

  It was quite a place, more like a jungle than a home. It was as big as the Civic Auditorium at King City and overgrown with trees, vines, flowers, and bushes. It looked like it had been tended at one time, but allowed to go wild. There were a bed and a few chairs in one corner, and several tall stacks of books. And heaps of junk; barrels of leak sealant, empty O2 cylinders, salvaged instruments, buggy tires.

  Halo and I had our helmets off and were half out of our suits when we got our first look at him. He was incredible! I’m afraid I gasped, purely from reflex; Halo just stared. Then we politely tried to pretend there was nothing unusual.

  He looked like he made a habit of going out without his suit. His face was grooved and pitted like a plowed field after an artillery barrage. His skin looked as tough as leather. His eyes were sunk into deep pits.

  “Well, let me see it,” he said, sticking out a thin hand. His knuckles were swollen and knobby.

  I handed him the first-aid kit, and he fumbled with the catches, then got it open. He sat in a chair and carefully read the label on each item. He mumbled while he read.

  Halo wandered among the plants, but I was more curious about old Lester than about his home. I watched him handle the contents of the kit with stiff, clumsy fingers. All his movements seemed stiff. I couldn’t imagine what might be wrong with him and wondered why he hadn’t sought medical help long ago, before whatever was afflicting him could go this far.

  At last he put everything back in the kit but two tubes of cream. He sighed and looked at us.

  “How old are you?” he asked, suspiciously.

  “I’m twenty,” I said. I don’t know why. I’m not a liar, usually, unless I have a good reason. I was just beginning to get a funny feeling about old Lester, and I followed my instincts.

  “Me, too,” Halo volunteered
.

  He seemed satisfied, which surprised me. I was realizing he had been out of touch for a long time. Just how long I didn’t know yet.

  “There ain’t much here that’ll be of use to me, but I’d like to buy these here items, if you’re willin’ to sell. Says here they’re for ‘topical anesthesia,’ and I could use some of that in the mornings. How much?”

  I told him he could have them for nothing, but he insisted; so I told him to set his own price and reached for my credit meter in my suit pouch. He was holding out some rectangular slips of paper. They were units of paper currency, issued by the old Lunar Free State in the year 76 O.E. They had not been used in over a century. They were worth a fortune to a collector.

  “Lester,” I said, slowly, “these are worth more than you probably realize. I could sell them in King City for . . .”

  He cackled. “Good man. I know what them bills is worth. I’m decrepit, but I ain’t senile. They’re worth thousands to one what wants ’em, but they’re worthless to me. Except for one thing. They’re a damn good test for findin’ an honest man. They let me know if somebody’d take advantage of a sick, senile ol’ hermit like me. Pardon me, son, but I had you pegged for a liar when you come in here. I was wrong. So you keep the bills. Otherwise, I’d a took ’em back.”

  He threw something on the floor in front of us, something he’d had in his hand and I hadn’t even seen. It was a gun. I had never seen one.

  Halo picked it up, gingerly, but I didn’t want to touch it. This old Lester character seemed a lot less funny to me now. We were quiet.

  “Now I’ve gone and scared you,” he said. “I guess I’ve forgot all my manners. And I’ve forgot how you folks live on the other side.” He picked up the gun and opened it. The charge chamber was empty. “But you wouldn’t of knowed it, would you? Anyways, I’m not a killer. I just pick my friends real careful. Can I make up the fright I’ve caused you by inviting you to dinner? I haven’t had any guests for ten years.”

  We told him we’d just eaten, and he asked if we could stay and just talk for a while. He seemed awfully eager. We said okay.

  “You want some clothes? I don’t expect you figured on visiting when you come here.”

  “Whatever your custom is,” Halo said, diplomatically.

  “I got no customs,” he said, with a toothless grin. “If you don’t feel funny naked, it ain’t no business of mine. Do as you please, I say.” It was a stock phrase with him.

  So we lay on the grass, and he got some very strong, clear liquor and poured us all drinks.

  “Moonshine,” he laughed. “The genuine article. I make it myself. Best liquor on the Nearside.”

  We talked, and we drank.

  Before I got too drunk to remember anything, a few interesting facts emerged about old Lester. For one thing, he really was old. He said he was two hundred and fifty-seven, and he was Earthborn. He had come to the moon when he was twenty-eight, several years before the Invasion.

  I know several people in that age range, though none quite that old. Carnival’s great-grandmother is two twenty-one, but she’s moonborn, and doesn’t remember the Invasion. There’s virtually nothing left of the flesh she was born with. She’s transferred her memories to a new brain twice.

  I was prepared to believe that old Lester had gone a long time without medical care, but I couldn’t accept what he told us at first. He said that, barring one new heart eighty years ago, he was unreconstructed since his birth! I’m young and naive—I freely admit it now—but I couldn’t swallow that. But I believed it eventually, and I believe it now.

  He had a million stories to tell, all of them at least eighty years old because that’s how long he had been a hermit. He had stories of Earth, and of the early years on the moon. He told us about the hard years after the Invasion. Everyone who lived through that has a story to tell. I drew a blank before the evening was over, and the only thing I remember clearly is the three of us standing in a circle, arms around each other, singing a song old Lester had taught us. We swayed against each other and bumped foreheads and broke up laughing. I remember his hand resting on my shoulder. It was hard as rock.

  The next day Halo became Florence Nightingale and nursed old Lester back to life. She was as firm as any nurse, getting him out of his clothes over his feeble protests, then giving him a massage. In the soberness of the morning I wondered how she could bring herself to touch his wrinkled old body, but as I watched, I slowly understood. He was beautiful.

  The best thing to compare old Lester to is the surface. There is nothing older, or more abused, than the surface of the moon. But I have always loved it. It’s the most beautiful place in the system, including Saturn’s Rings. Old Lester was like that. I imagined he was the moon. He had become part of it.

  Though I came to accept his age, I could still see that he was in terrible shape. The drinking had taken a lot out of him, but he wouldn’t be kept down. The first thing he wanted in the morning was another drink. I brought him one, then I cooked a big breakfast: eggs and sausage and bread and orange juice, all from his garden. Then we were off and drinking again.

  I didn’t even have time to worry about what Carnival and Halo’s mother might be thinking by now. Old Lester had plainly adopted us. He said he’d be our father, which struck me as a funny thing to say since who the hell ever knows who their father is? But he began behaving in the manner I would call maternal, and he evidently thought of it as paternal.

  We did a lot of things that day. He taught us about gardening.

  He showed me how to cross-fertilize the egg plants and how to tell when they were ripe without breaking the shells to see. He told us the secrets of how to grow breadfruit trees so they’d yield loaves of dark-brown, hard, whole wheat or the strangely different rye variety by grafting branches. I had never had rye before. And we learned to dig for potatoes and steakroots. We learned how to harvest honey and cheese and tomatoes. We stripped bacon from the surface of the porktree trunks.

  And we’d drink his moonshine while we worked, and laugh a lot, and he’d throw in more of his stories between the garden lore.

  Old Lester was not the fool he seemed at first. His speech pattern was largely affected, something he did to amuse himself over the years. He could speak as correctly as anyone when he wanted to. He had read much and remembered it all. He was a first-rate engineer and botanist, but his education and skills had to be qualified by this fact: everything he knew was eighty years out of date. It didn’t matter much: the old methods worked well enough.

  In social matters it was a different story.

  He didn’t know much about Changing, except that he didn’t like it. It was Changing that finally decided him to separate himself from society. He said he had been having his doubts about joining the migration to Farside, and the sex-change issue had been the final factor. He shocked us more than he knew when he revealed that he had never been a woman. I thought his lack of curiosity must be monumental, but I was wrong. It turned out that he had some queer notions about the morality of the whole process, ideas he had gotten from some weirdly aberrant religion in his childhood. I had heard of the cult, as you can hardly avoid it if you know any history. It had said little about ethics, being more interested in arbitrary regulations.

  Old Lester still believed in it, though. His home was littered with primitive icons. There was a central symbol he cherished above the others: a simple wooden fetish in the shape of a plus sign with a long stem. He wore one around his neck, and others sprouted like weeds.

  I came to realize that this religion was at the bottom of the puzzling inconsistencies I began to notice about him. His “do as you please” may have been sincere, but he did not entirely live by it. It became clear that, though he thought people should have freedom of choice, he condemned them if the choice they made was not his own.

  My spur-of-the-moment decision to lie about my age had been borne out, though I’m not sure the truth wouldn’t have been better. It might have kept us o
ut of the further lies we told or implied, and I always prefer honesty to deception. But I still don’t know if old Lester could have been our friend without the lies.

  He knew something of life on Farside and made it clear he disapproved of most of it. And he had deluded himself (with our help) that we weren’t like that. In particular, he thought people should not have sex until they reached a “decent age.” He never defined that, but Halo and I, at “twenty,” were safely past it.

  It was a puzzling notion. Even Carnival, who is a bit old-fashioned, would have been shocked. Granted, we speed up puberty now—I have been sexually potent since I was seven—but he felt that even after puberty people should abstain. I couldn’t make any sense out of it. I mean, what would you do?

  Then there was a word he used, “incest,” that I had to look up when I got home to be sure I’d understood him. I had. He was against it. I guess it had a basis back in the dawn of time, when procreation and genetics were so tied up with sex, but how could it matter now? The only place Carnival and I get along at all is in bed; without that, we would have very little in common.

  It went on and on, the list of regulations. Luckily, it didn’t sour me on old Lester. All I disliked was the lies we had trapped ourselves into. I’m willing to let people have all sorts of screwball notions as long as they don’t force them on me, like Carnival was doing about the Change. That I found myself expressing agreement with old Lester’s ideas was my own fault, not his. I think.

  The days went by, marred by only one thing. I had not broken any laws, but I knew I was being searched for. And I knew I was treating Carnival badly. I tried to figure out just how badly, and what I should do about it, but kept getting fogged up by the moonshine and good times.

  Carnival had come to the Nearside. Halo and I had watched them from the shadows when old Lester’s radar had picked them up coming in. There had been six or seven figures in the distance. They had entered the jumper and made a search. They had cast around at the edge of the field for our tracks, found them, and followed them to where they disappeared on concrete. I would have liked to have listened in, but didn’t dare because they were sure to have detection apparatus for that.