Shakedown jd-1

by Joel Goldman

  “Numbers like that, the guy I saw, probably not even worth mentioning,” I said.

  “Probably not.”

  “Unless I could prove who it was and that person turned out to know something about your case and mine.”

  “All that shaking, Jack, and you are still a clear thinker.”

  Chapter Twenty-five

  “Tell me more about Thomas Rice,” Grisnik said.

  We drove past Kansas City International Airport. The Platte City exit was only a few more miles north.

  “Rice sold insurance, stocks, bonds-any kind of investment you wanted. Had his own company, a one-man operation. A buddy of his did outplacement consulting. One of his big clients offered early retirement to its employees with at least twenty years of service. A lot of them took the deal, which meant they had profit-sharing accounts they had to roll over.”

  “Rice’s buddy hooked him up with the retirees?”

  “It was a sweet deal for Rice. Most of these people didn’t know their ass from third base when it came to investing. The stock market was hot so anyone with a series-seven license and a computer looked like a genius.”

  “Market cooled off,” Grisnik said.

  “It’s called a correction.”

  “I remember. I got corrected right up my ass. Put my retirement off by at least five years.”

  “Same thing happened to Rice’s clients. Except they hired a lawyer who told them she could get their money back because Rice put them all in high-risk, high-tech stocks that were inappropriate for their retirement plans. They sued Rice and won.”

  “Didn’t he have insurance that paid the claims?”

  “Yeah, but he lost his licenses to sell investments and insurance.”

  “So he couldn’t think of anything else to do except sell drugs?”

  “I guess he thought it was just like anything else. Buy low and sell high. He knew someone who knew someone and- boom-he was an instant coke dealer. Really got into the lifestyle, using and selling, got himself a girlfriend. The wife found out and turned him in. Told us that for better or worse didn’t include criminal and stupid. He pled and it was all over pretty fast. His entire career as a drug kingpin lasted all of about eight months.”

  “What kind of a deal did the U.S. Attorney make with him?”

  “Five years and forfeiture of everything traceable to the money he made selling drugs plus cooperation on other investigations.”

  “Which left him with what?”

  “A lot. His house was already paid off before he started his life of crime.”

  “That all the feds got?”

  “Rice helped us make cases against a couple of small-time dealers. Didn’t make much of a dent in the traffic.”

  “How was the wife able to hold on to the house?” Grisnik asked.

  “Before the lawsuits were filed, he put it in his wife’s name, same for his car, a Lexus. We couldn’t tie her to the drug money, either, so she got to keep it.”

  “Was it your case?”

  “They were all my cases since I ran the squad, but I wasn’t directly involved with this one,” I said.

  “Who was?”

  The question threw me. I hadn’t thought about it until Grisnik asked me.

  “I assigned two people to every case, rotated the assignments so everybody worked with everybody. Troy Clark and Ammara Iverson ran this one.”

  “Either one of them house hunting?”

  “Nope.”

  “You have squad meetings, talk about all your cases?” Grisnik asked.

  “Sure. Same routine as every law-enforcement agency in the world.”

  “So your home buyer would have known all about the Rice case. No problem looking at the file, knowing what’s what.”

  “Of course.”

  “Any reason for your home buyer to have had contact with Rice or his wife while the case was going on?”

  There it was. Grisnik was a smart cop. He kept asking the right questions, tugging and tickling a problem until a door opened. Colby Hudson wouldn’t have known anything more about the Rice case than we had discussed at our squad meetings. He wasn’t an investigator on the case; he wasn’t a witness at the trial. He wouldn’t have had any reason to meet or talk to either Thomas or Jill Rice. Neither did I.

  Yet Colby claimed that Jill Rice had called the Bureau out of the blue to offer her husband’s car for sale and that he just happened to have taken the call. The house was next. If she had called anyone, it would have been Troy Clark or Ammara Iverson. Even if Colby had taken the call, she would have asked for someone she knew, not offered a sweetheart deal to a stranger.

  “No good reason,” I said.

  “That’s what I don’t get,” Grisnik said.

  “What’s that?”

  “Even the ones who should know better almost never do.”

  ***

  It doesn’t take long for prison to leave its mark. For some, it’s ragged tattoos and rippled biceps. For others, it’s shoulders stooped in surrender or backs stiffened in defiance. For Thomas Rice, it was his bleak face with its pale and sagging skin.

  He was average height and heavy, probably going around two-fifty until he started eating on the prison meal plan. Down by at least fifty pounds, he had a loose wattle beneath his chin, his clothes hanging on him like sheets hung out to dry.

  The visiting room was as washed out as he was-vanilla?oor tile worn dull, walls painted off-white, scuffed and stained; and?uorescent ceiling light with more glow than any inmate had. Stand Rice against the wall and he was more pillar than person. Still a salesman, he summoned old habits, pumping our hands with a firm grip as he struggled to make a connection between his new life and us.

  “I’m Tom Rice,” he said, fumbling with his hands like he didn’t know what to do with them. “But I guess you guys know that. I mean you’re here to see me. I don’t get many visitors. Not that I mind, you know. A lot of guys, they’ve got family come up here all the time. My wife, she, well, we’re divorced. No kids. So, there’s really no one who’s likely to make the trip, you know what I mean. Hey, I’m sorry. I know I’m rambling, but I don’t get the chance … much…anymore …”

  “To work a room,” I said.

  He brightened, laughed. “Yeah, I guess so. Curse of the salesman, huh?”

  Grisnik hadn’t asked for an interrogation room. There was no need since visitors weren’t allowed on Thursday. We had the place to ourselves except for the guards and the video cameras.

  I grinned and nodded. “Got to sell yourself before you can sell anything else.”

  “That’s the truth,” he said, gathering himself, his hands clasped at his belt line, rocking slightly on his heels. “Now what can I do for you gentlemen?”

  “I’m Detective Funkhouser. This is Detective Grisnik. We’re with the Kansas City, Kansas, police department. We’d like to ask you a few questions.”

  We showed him our IDs and he pointed at two empty chairs, taking one for himself.

  “Knock yourself out. I promised to cooperate with the FBI and you can see what a good deal that turned out to be,” he said, smiling and waving at the cameras.

  “Actually, we’re more interested in real estate,” I said.

  “Real estate. Really?” He leaned back in his chair, keeping his distance. “I never did any real estate deals. Just stocks, bonds, and insurance.”

  “And cocaine.”

  “Yes, Detective Funkhouser. I am a bad man. I sold cocaine and I cheated on my wife. She caught me, cleaned me out in the divorce, and here I am. I never was certain whether she was angrier about the drugs or the adultery.”

  “Ever sort that one out?”

  He shook his head. “Not really. The money was good and I needed it. My wife could spend money in her sleep. She had no appreciation for the risks I took for her, for us. I was entitled to a few perks. You’d think she’d have cut me some slack.”

  “Hard to figure some women,” I said. “So ungrateful.”


  He leaned forward, studying me. “I know you’re pulling my chain. You think I’m just a self-centered shit who blames everyone else for my problems.”

  “You should feel right at home in prison.”

  “Okay, Detective. The only thing I’ve got left to sell is bullshit and you aren’t buying. So what do you want?”

  “Your ex-wife has something to sell. Your car and your house and she’s letting them go for a lot less than they are worth. What do you know about that?”

  Rice studied me some more, turning toward Grisnik, who stared back at him, his face a mask, not giving Rice a clue about how to answer my question.

  “This is a federal penitentiary,” he said quietly. “I’m here because I violated federal law, not state law. My problems are federal, all the way around. My wife, my car, and my house are all in Johnson County. I’ve got nothing to do with anyone or anything in Kansas City, Kansas, or Wyandotte County.”

  “Actually, Wyandotte County and Kansas City, Kansas, are the same thing. The county and the city were consolidated a few years ago,” I said. “And it doesn’t matter to me where you and your wife live. I still want to know why she’s taking a bath on your house and car.”

  “Thanks for the civics lesson,” he said, his voice low but hard. “My wife got the car and the house in our divorce. What she does with them is none of my business or yours.”

  “Your wife says she’s selling them on the cheap to piss you off. I’m wondering how that’s working out for you?”

  Rice hung his head, shaking it, chuckling at the?oor, another mood swing. I couldn’t tell which ones were real and which ones were for show. He straightened in his chair, his drooping face a fresh shade of gray.

  “You can’t help me with this.”

  “I can’t help you if you don’t tell me about it. Once I know what’s going on, you’d be surprised what I can do.”

  He stood and took a short tour of the visiting room, hands clamped under his arms, and came back to his chair, rubbing the edge of the hard plastic mold with his fingers.

  “It’s like I told you,” he said, letting out a long breath. “She got the house and the car in the divorce. What she does with them is up to her.”

  “You’re right about the car, but not the house. According to your divorce settlement, she has to notify you of the sale of the house, which has to be for a fair price, and you get half the money. She’s screwing your lights out and you’re rolling over like she still has you by the short hairs. What’s up with that?”

  He bit his lower lip and pulled on the?ap of skin dangling from his chin as if he was trying to distract himself with self-in?icted pain.

  “What do you think I’m going to do, Detective? Start jumping up and down, call her a miserable cunt, and say something that will make you happy? Then in a day or two, I’m on my way to the shower and two overgrown guys with serious steroid habits come up to me, throw their arms around me, and one of them says how’s it hanging, bro, while the other one sticks a sharpened spoon between my ribs. No thanks, Detective. I was stupid enough to land my sorry ass in this joint. That doesn’t mean I’m not smart enough to get out of here alive.”

  “You don’t have to jump up and down. Just tell me what’s going on and I can help you, keep you safe.”

  Rice laughed. It was high pitched, nervous, and afraid. “Trust me, Detective Funkhouser, you don’t mean shit in here. I’m done talking.” He marched to the door and banged on it. “Guard! Guard!”

  The door opened. The guard swung it wide. Rice was almost gone when I took my last pass at him.

  “Hey, Tom. The guy who’s buying your car and your house, you think he’s just fucking you or does he get to fuck your wife as part of the bargain?”

  His neck and face shot full with blood as he ran at me. The guard grabbed his wrist, wrapped it around his back, kicked his legs out from under him, and put him on the?oor before he’d taken two steps. Two more guards materialized, one of them putting a knee in his back, the other poised over him with a Taser. Rice managed to lift his head.

  “You son of a bitch!”

  He spit at me as one of the guards stepped on his head, pressing his cheek hard against the?oor.

  “You’re right about that,” Grisnik said.

  Chapter Twenty-six

  I was fine until we got back to Grisnik’s car. He didn’t say a word while I shook myself out. I didn’t understand how I could hold myself together during an interrogation and crumble five minutes later. Whatever the reason, I was grateful it had worked out that way, although it was a measure of the change in my life that I even had such a thing to be thankful for.

  “When I was growing up, we had rugs all over our house, no wall-to-wall carpet. My mother always said that was for the rich folks who lived in Johnson County,” Grisnik said after I settled down. “She used to hang the rugs up outside and beat the hell out of them to get rid of the dirt. The way you shake, you remind me how she made those rugs?op every time she cleaned house.”

  The prison was fading in the rearview mirror, the town passing by in a blur as we headed back to the highway. I wasn’t paying attention to either.

  “You have a remarkably soothing bedside manner. I bet you’re a real hit at executions.”

  “Hey, man,” Grisnik said, one hand raised in self-defense. “What do you want me to say? It is what it is.”

  “Don’t say anything. I’m not putting on a show and I don’t need any reviews of my performance.”

  He rubbed his jaw, trying to expunge the embarrassment from his red face. “You’re right. I didn’t mean anything by it. It’s just hard to watch and not feel something for you. I was just trying to keep it light.”

  “Light is good. If it makes you feel any better, these shakes don’t hurt even if it looks like they do.”

  Grisnik gave me a quick turn of his head, his natural color restored, one eyebrow raised like I couldn’t be serious. “If it doesn’t hurt, why do you make those faces and grunt like you been kicked in the balls?”

  “I get all caught up inside, like I’m locked in a clinch and can’t let go. The facial expressions and the sound effects just happen. I can’t control any of it.”

  He nodded his head, not doubting me this time. I was in a netherworld, unable to explain to myself or anyone else what was happening to me. If people were uncomfortable, I could understand that even if I couldn’t do anything about it. But the last thing I wanted was pity, and Grisnik hadn’t offered any. I was glad when he changed the subject.

  “What’d you think of Rice’s performance?”

  “The guy was all over the place,” I said. “Nervous, friendly, sad, tough, scared, pissed. He went through enough personality changes I thought he was auditioning for the lead in The Three Faces of Eve.”

  “Could be he was all those things. Prison messes a man up.”

  “What about his face? How’d you read him? Was it for real or an act or some of both?” I asked.

  “Shit, man,” Grisnik said. “I start out believing they’re all liars, everyone one of them. Rice was no different. He was definitely playing us at the beginning. At the end, when you suggested his wife was cheating on him, he was one seriously pissed-off fat man.”

  “Yeah, but was he telling the truth about being afraid? All that crap about I couldn’t help him because he was in a federal prison and I was just a city cop. You suppose he was trying to tell me something?”

  “Like what?”

  “He said his problems are federal, all the way around. Maybe he’s not just afraid of his fellow inmates. Maybe he’s afraid of someone on my side of the aisle,” I said.

  “Like your FBI agent who is buying his house and his car and who you want Rice to believe is also boning his ex-wife.”

  “That’s one way to read it,” I said. “My squad has put a lot of people away. It wouldn’t be hard to make a connection with one of them, buy a favor now, and pay for it later. Make Rice’s shower-room nightmare come true.”<
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  We were crossing the Missouri River again, passing from Kansas back into Missouri, the Platte City water tower announcing our arrival. The highway and the river ran roughly parallel the rest of the way back to Kansas City, though we wouldn’t see the river again until it turned east for its last leg across Missouri, where it would disappear into the Mississippi River just outside St. Louis.

  “Could happen that way,” Grisnik said. “But it takes time to set something like that up. Hard to keep the circle of knowledge small. More people you have to bring in to get it done, the more likely it is that someone talks to someone, buys his own favor, or gets paid back the same way as Rice. Inmates keep killing each other, sooner or later the guards are bound to notice.”

  “You have another explanation?” I asked.

  “Yeah, I do. By now, everyone on Rice’s cellblock knows he had visitors today. The only visitors on Thursdays are cops and we don’t make social calls. Inmates don’t care what really happens when someone talks to us. They assume a guy like Rice snitches and they’ll kill a snitch just for practice. Hell, just by coming to see him, you probably caused him more trouble than that poor slob can handle. I was him, I’d be afraid, too.”

  “What about his face? You think you can tell if someone is lying just by looking at their face?”

  “We try to do that all the time,” Grisnik said. “Doesn’t mean we get it right, but we do it. Suspect acts scared, we assume it’s because he’s guilty. Doesn’t answer our questions, looks the other way, licks his lips. All kinds of shit like that. First thing we say, the asshole is guilty, why else would he look like that?”

  “What if he’s cool about the whole thing? Smiles, chats you up, or has the perfect poker face.”

  “That’s what the polygraph is for. Hard to beat the machine even if the courts won’t let us tell the jury about it,” Grisnik said.

  “I don’t know. I don’t trust faces. People have too many masks. That’s what bothers me about Rice. He had enough for everyone at a masquerade ball.”