And Sometimes I Wonder About You : A Leonid Mcgill Mystery (9780385539197)

by Mosley, Walter

  “He’s got the army for it,” Bug agreed. “He must have sent one of his kids to MIT or something. This work is beautiful.”

  “Here’s your pie,” Lanny said.

  I hadn’t heard him come up. He was holding a pink cardboard pie carton by its string handle. Bug took the box and said, “Can you put the whole thing on my bill, Lan?”

  “Sure, David. No problem.”

  “What kinda pie?” I asked when we were alone again.

  “Um…It’s nothing, man. Lemon meringue. I put it in the fridge and take a slice now and then. That’s all.”

  His words were an entire history of compensation and loss—the bookkeeping ledger of a young black man’s soul.

  “How much information you have on the red names?” I asked to cover the epiphany.

  “Almost everything. Addresses, cell phone numbers, even birthdays. There’s also a history list of the ‘tasks’ they were involved in.”

  “Take the data from this pyramid and print it out like a report. Have it delivered to my office.”

  I put my black hands on the white table, ready to rise and run.

  “What about my question, LT?”

  I sat back and gazed at the butterball who had exercised himself into the form of a demigod. He was still a child in my eyes. It struck me that Twill had never been that innocent.

  “Why you got explosives knitted into every wall in your house, Tiny?”

  “For protection.”

  “That’s right. You know that you got a house full’a treasure. There are things you know that nobody else does. That’s valuable and dangerous.”

  “So?”

  “Now think about Zephyra. She can go out with sheiks and kings, princes and billionaires, but she took you.”

  “And she still goes out with them.”

  “And so you hit the detonator and blow it all to shit. Live with it, brother, or find a new way.”

  45

  Bug and I separated at Hudson and Charles, where he turned to visit the old building that he maintained for storage. I suspected that he was going there to gorge on the pie.

  I continued up Hudson double-thumbing my phone as I went.

  “Is anything wrong, Mr. McGill?” she asked on the sixth ring.

  “How’s the southern hemisphere?” I asked.

  “We’re on a deserted beach,” Zephyra said, a little breathless. “It’s the most beautiful place I’ve ever seen. Have you ever been here?”

  “South Africa, yeah,” I said. “But what I saw was not beautiful.”

  “Is there something wrong?”

  “I think it’s time for you to come home, Z.”

  “But I just got here.”

  “I know. But you leaving hit Bug so hard I don’t think he’ll make through all those nights. Know what I mean?”

  “I can’t put my life on hold for some guy who never learned how to take one step at a time,” she said coolly. “I like David but I don’t owe him anything.”

  “That’s a fact,” I agreed. “But there’s another one.”

  “What’s that?”

  “If David fell back in on himself and I didn’t tell you about it first, I might lose the best Telephonic and Computer Personal Assistant I ever had.”

  She took a beat to digest my words and then asked, “Do you need anything else?”

  “If you have the time.”

  “He’ll fly me back on the private jet,” she said. “I can do everything over the Internet on the eight-hour flight.”

  “It’s more like eleven, isn’t it?”

  “Not if you fly in an SST.”

  —

  I called the Hotel Brown, got connected to Marella’s room, and had her order champagne, oysters, and caviar—all on ice.

  “Are we celebrating?” she asked.

  “It’s more like a going-away party.”

  “Are we going somewhere?”

  “Just me,” I said. “Just for the day tomorrow.”

  “That hardly rates a party.”

  “There’s a celebration in my heart every time I see you, girl.”

  “You’re not going to start talking about love, are you?”

  “What’s love got to do with it?”

  —

  Katrina sounded truly sad that I wasn’t coming home.

  “Sorry, honey,” I said, making a rare apology for an absence. “But I have to go down to Philly to tie up some loose ends. You and Clarence can go out to dinner or something.”

  “Bill went home this morning. He told me that he wanted you to call.”

  “You got his number?”

  “Hold on.”

  “No, Katrina. Just text it to me. I’ll call him when I can.”

  “I have a lot to talk to you about, Leonid.”

  “I’ll be back in a day or so.”

  —

  Marella and I nibbled and sipped the icy treats and then we had sex like two lifers allowed their first conjugal visit in years.

  I left her asleep in the bedroom of her suite at 5:30 the next morning, but before I was out the door she called to me, “Lee?”

  She was standing three steps behind me, naked.

  “What?” I asked.

  “Where are you going?”

  “Down to Philly.”

  “Eddie and Camille again?”

  I was surprised that she remembered my little story on the train. Then I remembered that she was a con artist; that meant she had to remember everything, both truth and lie.

  “Yeah, it seems like Eddie had some unfinished business with a guy selling protection in the mall. I’m going down there to take an elevator ride with him.”

  “Be careful,” she said sweetly, standing there naked, knowing that she was gravity—a force that a fool like me could never break.

  —

  The Acela first-class waiting room offered mediocre coffee, loud businessmen and -women who felt that they had to shout to be heard on cell phone calls, and a large space with a big TV that was almost always dialed in to the news. Luckily there was a smaller area with two round tables separated from the television and its loyal acolytes.

  Johnny Nightly was sitting at the table closest to the entrance, reading a newspaper and looking like a GQ ad.

  I checked in with the concierge and went over to Johnny (whom I had called the night before between bouts with the lovely if loveless Marella).

  “LT.”

  “Johnny.”

  “The ticket Zephyra sent me says DC.”

  “Mine too.”

  “What we got on the itinerary?”

  I explained as well as I could. When I finished Johnny simply nodded. Not long after that the train was announced and we, Johnny and I, boarded the first-class car for the three-hour ride down south.

  We sat in single seats that faced each other over a table that was little more than a tray.

  Johnny brought out a magnetic chess set with red and white plastic pieces that he’d owned since he was a boy of six. Back then, maybe forty years ago, Mrs. Nightly would bring the boy once a week to visit his father at Sing Sing. She would sit off to the side as Ring, the boy’s father, taught Johnny the nuances of chess.

  Time allowing, Johnny still visits on Thursdays to play his old man.

  He gave me a choice of hands. I got white and we applied our wills against each other for nearly the full ride. In two and a half hours we made twenty-five moves.

  —

  My iPad told me that Zephyra had traced credit card charges attributed to Melbourne Westmount Ericson to the bar at the Crown Hotel almost every weekday going back a year or more. She’d also sent a few photographs of the man in question. He was short for a man but tall for me, flesh-colored like the old-time Crayola crayon, and had a build that workingmen around the world maintain to keep their jobs if not their dignity. Even his tailor-made suit couldn’t hide the bulge of his belly.

  Outside the hotel I asked Johnny if he had his gun.

  “Two,”
the good son replied.

  I was also armed. As a rule I didn’t carry firearms across state borders but sometimes you find that you just have to cross that line.

  We decided that Johnny should go into the bar first and set himself up at a point advantageous for interference if things went sideways. I introduced myself to the clerk at the front desk of the posh hotel and asked for group rates if my organization, the Benevolent Association of Landscape Artists of Color, decided to have our annual convention there. I had a business card that identified me as the secretary of that organization. There was also a website and an answering service to cover me.

  The manager of the hotel, Michelle Tillman, came out and showed me a folder with all the benefits and special rates that the Crown Group offered. We talked for about ten minutes or so.

  “Can you show me the bar, Ms. Tillman?” I asked. “You know, I find that our members, and those that often employ their talents, like to meet while, um, lubricated.”

  Tillman was a café au lait–colored woman who had the pleasing figure that unmarried professional workingwomen had to maintain. She smiled knowingly and led the way.

  When we approached the entrance to the bar my heart rate increased. I might have been going into a life-and-death situation and so my body wanted to give me all the help that it could.

  —

  Crown Bar was a perfectly round room maybe a hundred feet in diameter. The central floor was a yard lower than the arc bar that occupied the northern quadrant of the circle. There were three bartenders. The barstools were fewer than half filled because most of the customers were sitting at the thirty small round tables three feet below.

  Johnny sat at a table near the bar.

  I looked up and saw our quarry seated on one of the barstools. In front of him was a newspaper, a deli sandwich of some type, and a frosty glass mug of beer.

  “As you can see,” Michelle Tillman was saying, “this room can hold more than a hundred people. At night we have live music, usually jazz. But it’s never so loud that it interferes with conversation.”

  I looked around and nodded, noting at least two men who might have been bodyguards. One wore a tan suit that accented his broad shoulders and the other had a burgundy jacket and black slacks. Both men were sitting alone down in the people pit. Even if they were security they didn’t have to be working for Ericson. This was Washington, DC. There might have been half a dozen people in that room who needed protection.

  “Do you mind if I sit at the bar?” I said. “To go over the information you gave me?”

  “Of course,” she said forcefully.

  She gestured with her left hand and after a moment of looking I took the vacant barstool next to my target. Michelle went to one of the bartenders, pointed at me, and told him to lubricate me—no doubt. She waved good-bye and I waved back.

  I had made it to Melbourne Westmount Ericson’s side with an invitation from the establishment he frequented. Any security would have noticed and downgraded my presence from potential threat to unlikely danger.

  “What can I get you, Mr. Brownley?” the head mixologist asked, using the name on my fake business card.

  “Cognac,” I said. “XO.”

  “On the rocks?”

  “Straight up.”

  “Yes sir.”

  When the rosy-cheeked bartender went off to pour my drink I looked around, appraising a room that I’d probably never be in again.

  “Ms. Tillman says that you represent a union of painters,” the barkeep asked when he returned with my snifter.

  “More like a brotherhood,” I said. “Specialists like landscape artists can help each other out in dozens of ways.”

  “My dad’s a painter,” the young man said.

  “What kind?”

  “I don’t know what you call it. Big canvases with a lot of circles and triangles. Real colorful.”

  “Abstract.”

  “Yeah, I guess, but if you said that to him he’d just get mad. He gets mad a lot.”

  Just then the bartender noticed something or someone down the way.

  “Excuse me,” he said. I couldn’t have scripted better dialogue or timing.

  “You like this place?” I asked Melbourne Westmount Ericson.

  “What?” he asked, turning to me.

  He had the kind of face that in some ways defied description. The features themselves were young, possibly placing him somewhere in his thirties, a man who hadn’t experienced much and knew little, if any, hardship. But his hair was thinning and the puffy flesh around those features sagged like that of a man nearing retirement if not death.

  “My brotherhood is thinking of having our next convention here,” I said.

  “I heard you and Ralph,” Melbourne said. “Some kind of artists’ union?”

  “No.”

  “Oh,” he said, “I thought—”

  I held up a finger, arresting my target with a silent command.

  “I’m the piece opposite Alexander Lett in the chess game you’re playing,” I told him. “Lett’s got you, so Marella has procured my services with the proceeds from the sale of her engagement ring.”

  A look of wonder spread across Ericson’s confusing face.

  It was then I noticed that Johnny had come up to the bar. His signal to Ralph the bartender was actually telling me that there was danger afoot. Looking up into the curved mirror, I saw the man in the tan suit coming up behind me.

  I was ready for the tussle, but before Tan Man could put a hand on my shoulder Melbourne gestured and said, “That’s okay, Philip.”

  Tan Man stopped and leaned against the bar behind me. Johnny Nightly took the same position behind the billionaire.

  “What’s your name?” the young/old man asked.

  I told him the truth.

  “Aren’t you the one who took her from the train?”

  I told the story from my point of view.

  “But,” Melbourne stammered, “but he was there only to deliver a message.”

  “There was no message.”

  “He was supposed to get her alone,” Melbourne said. “I know how much she treasures her privacy. He told me that she kept avoiding him and then you, you interfered.”

  “Huh,” I grunted, pondering his words. “That may have been right. But it doesn’t say why he came up on me with a gun at my offices.”

  “You broke his wrist and put him in the hospital. Alex is a proud man. Pride sometimes makes a man stupid. I should know.”

  “You didn’t send him to retrieve the ring you gave Ms. Herzog?”

  “Certainly not,” he said with real conviction. “I understand why she took the ring. She needed money. I had lost my temper and broke it off with her. She had every right, every right…”

  “You can see where she has a whole different interpretation about your intentions,” I said.

  “Yes. Yes, of course. She’s a woman alone in the world. She must protect herself.”

  Anybody who tells you that they’re a good judge of character is telling you the truth but still they’re wrong. The best liars are impossible to read. They not only give misinformation, they become the lie. I thought I knew what I was looking at, but Melbourne could have been better than I was. There’s always somebody better. Mardi had deeper perceptions than I ever did. For all I knew, Jones’s man Fortune was a genius of misdirection.

  I believed Melbourne but, at the same time, I knew I could be wrong.

  “Are you in contact with Mar?” Melbourne asked.

  “She calls me at certain times to see how I’m proceeding,” I admitted.

  “She pays you?”

  “Yes.”

  “What if I were to pay you?”

  “That would most probably be a conflict of interest.”

  “But I told you,” he said, oh so honestly, “I don’t want the ring.”

  “So? George Bush told me he was the education president.”

  “I need to speak with her.”

  “Th
at’s up to her,” I said. “My job is to make sure that no more men with guns come trying to get to her.”

  “After getting the firearms charges dropped I called Mr. Lett back home.”

  “Excuse me if that doesn’t mean much.”

  “Can you ask her if she’ll meet with me?”

  “I could ask but I’d have to give her a good reason.”

  “I want to give her another engagement ring,” he said. “I want to apologize for losing my temper and saying the things I did.”

  If he was a liar he was good; if he wasn’t he was a fool.

  “Mr. McGill?” he said after maybe a minute of silence on my part.

  “Yes?”

  “Will you give her the message?”

  I hesitated.

  “I’ll pay anything,” he added.

  “Anything?”

  46

  Melbourne Westmount Ericson and I talked for eight minutes more. I timed it on a wall clock over Johnny Nightly’s shoulder. It was the most productive eight minutes I had ever spent. When it was over, two-thirds of my work problems had been, tentatively, solved.

  —

  On the 3:00 p.m. train back to Manhattan, Johnny and I continued the game. We were averaging fifteen minutes a move so when I placed my knight in a position that might lead to check I went down to the exit area near the toilet and made a call.

  “Hey, LT,” Hush said. He almost sounded happy, human.

  “How’s it goin’ with the houseguests?”

  “The boy said that he went out for cigarettes but I think mainly he wanted to buy some weed in the park.”

  “That doesn’t sound good.”

  “I told him that I’d kick him and the girl out if he does it again, but it was already too late. Somebody saw him and by the next morning they were walking back and forth in front of my place.”

  “I’m on a train right now but I can get there in two hours.”

  “No need, brother.” There he was calling me brother again. “I took care of it for the time being.”

  “Are you going to move to a different location?” I asked. “I could get Twill to take the kids.”

  “No. I got Tam and Thackery out through an underground tunnel I had built. They went to Baltimore but me and the kids gonna stay.”

  “You sure you don’t need me to come by?”