The Bear and the Dragon jrao-11

by Tom Clancy

  “Mainly political commentary, and mainly in America and Europe. Every morning I print up various pieces from the newspapers, the Times of London, New York Times, Washington Post, and so on. The Minister especially likes to see what the Americans are thinking.”

  “Not very much,” Nomuri observed, as the wine arrived.

  “Excuse me?” Ming asked, getting him to turn back.

  “Hmph, oh, the Americans, they don’t think very much. The shallowest people I have ever encountered. Loud, poorly educated, and their women …” Chet let his voice trail off.

  “What of their women, Comrade Nomuri?” Ming asked, virtually on command.

  “Ahh.” He took a sip of the wine and nodded for the waiter to serve it properly. It was a pretty good one from Tuscany. “Have you ever seen the American toy, the Barbie doll?”

  “Yes, they are made here in China, aren’t they?”

  “That is what every American woman wishes to be, hugely tall, with massive bosoms, a waist you can put your hands around. That is not a woman. It’s a toy, a mannequin for children to play with. And about as intelligent as your average American woman. Do you think they have language skills, as you do? Consider: We now converse in English, a language native to neither of us, but we converse well, do we not?”

  “Yes,” Ming agreed.

  “How many Americans speak Mandarin, do you suppose? Or Japanese? No, Americans have no education, no sophistication. They are a backward nation, and their women are very backward. They even go to surgeons to have their bosoms made bigger, like that stupid child’s doll. It’s comical to see them, especially to see them nude,” he concluded with a dangle.

  “You have?” she asked, on cue.

  “Have what-you mean seen American women nude?” He got a welcome nod for his question. This was going well. Yes, Ming, I am a man of the world. “Yes, I have. I lived there for some months, and it was interesting in a grotesque sort of way. Some of them can be very sweet, but not like a decent Asian woman with proper proportions, and womanly hair that doesn’t come from some cosmetics bottle. And manners. Americans lack the manners of an Asian.”

  “But there are many of our people over there. Didn’t you …?”

  “Meet one? No, the round-eyes keep them for themselves. I suppose their men appreciate real women, even while their own women turn into something else.” He reached to pour some more wine into Ming’s glass. “But in fairness, there are some things Americans are good at.”

  “Such as?” she asked. The wine was already loosening her tongue.

  “I will show you later. Perhaps I owe you an apology, but I have taken the liberty of buying you some American things.”

  “Really?” Excitement in her eyes. This was really going well, Nomuri told himself. He’d have to go easier on the wine. Well, half a bottle, two of these glasses, wouldn’t hurt him in any way. How did that song go … It’s okay to do it on the first date… Well, he didn’t have to worry about much in the way of religious convictions or inhibitions here, did he? That was one advantage to communism, wasn’t it?

  The fettuccine arrived right on time, and surprisingly it was pretty good. He watched her eyes as she took her first forkful. (Vincenzo’s used silverware instead of chopsticks, which was a better idea for fettuccine Alfredo anyway.) Her dark eyes were wide as the noodles entered her mouth.

  “This is fine … lots of eggs have gone into it. I love eggs,” she confided.

  They’re your arteries, honey, the case officer thought. He watched her inhale the first bit of the fettuccine. Nomuri reached across the table to top off her wineglass once more. She scarcely noticed, she attacked her pasta so furiously.

  Halfway through the plate of pasta, she looked up. “I have never had so fine a dinner,” Ming told him.

  Nomuri responded with a warm grin. “I am so pleased that you are enjoying yourself.” Wait’ll you see the drawers I just got you, honey.

  Attention to orders!”

  Major General Marion Diggs wondered what his new command would bring him. The second star on his shoulder … well, he told himself that he could feel the additional weight, but the truth was that he couldn’t, not really. His last five years in the uniform of his country had been interesting. The first commander of the reconstituted 10th Armored Cavalry Regiment-the Buffalo Soldiers-he’d made that ancient and honored regiment into the drill masters of the Israeli army, turning the Negev Desert into another National Training Center, and in two years he’d hammered every Israeli brigade commander into the ground, then built them up again, tripling their combat effectiveness by every quantifiable measure, so that now the Israeli troopers’ swagger was actually justified by their skills. Then he’d gone off to the real NTC in the high California desert, where he’d done the same thing for his own United States Army. He’d been there when the Bio War had begun, with his own 11th ACR, the famous Blackhorse Cavalry, and a brigade of National Guardsmen, whose unexpected use of advanced battlefield-control equipment had surprised the hell out of the Blackhorse and their proud commander, Colonel Al Hamm. The whole bunch had deployed to Saudi, along with the 10th from Israel, and together they’d given a world-class bloody nose to the army of the short-lived United Islamic Republic. After acing his colonel-command, he’d really distinguished himself as a one-star, and that was the gateway to the second sparkling silver device on his shoulder, and also the gateway to his new command, known variously as “First Tanks,” “Old Ironsides,” or “America’s Armored Division.” It was the 1st Armored Division, based in Bad Kreuznach, Germany, one of the few remaining heavy divisions under the American flag.

  Once there had been a lot of them. Two full corps of them right here in Germany, 1st and 3rd Armored, 3rd and 8th Infantry, plus a pair of Armored Cavalry Regiments, 2nd and 11th, and the POMCUS sites-monster equipment warehouses-for stateside units like the 2nd Armored, and the 1 st Infantry, the Big Red One out of Fort Riley, Kansas, which could redeploy to Europe just as fast as the airlines could deliver them, there to load up their equipment and move out. All that force-and it was a whole shitload of force, Diggs reflected-had been part of NATO’s commitment to defend Western Europe from a country called the Soviet Union and its mirror-image Warsaw Pact, huge formations whose objective was the Bay of Biscay, or so the operations and intelligence officers in Mons, Belgium, had always thought. And quite a clash it would have been. Who would have won? Probably NATO, Diggs thought, depending on political interference, and command skills on both sides of the equation.

  But, now, the Soviet Union was no more. And with it was also gone the need for the presence of V and VII Corps in Western Germany, and so, 1st Armored was about the only vestige left of what had once been a vast and powerful force. Even the cavalry regiments were gone, the 11th to be the OpFor-“opposing force,” or Bad Guys-at the National Training Center and the 2nd “Dragoon” Regiment essentially disarmed at Fort Polk, Louisiana, trying to make up new doctrine for weaponless troopers. That left Old Ironsides, somewhat reduced in size from its halcyon days, but still a formidable force. Exactly whom Diggs might fight in the event hostilities sprang unexpectedly from the ground, he had no idea at the moment.

  That, of course, was the job of his G-2 Intelligence Officer, Lieutenant Colonel Tom Richmond, and training for it was the problem assigned to his G-3 Operations Officer, Colonel Duke Masterman, whom Diggs had dragged kicking and screaming from the Pentagon. It was not exactly unknown in the United States Army for a senior officer to collect about him younger men whom he’d gotten to know on the way up. It was his job to look after their careers, and their jobs to take care of their mentor-called a “rabbi” in the NYPD or a “Sea Daddy” in the United States Navy-in a relationship that was more father/son than anything else. Neither Diggs nor Richmond nor Masterman expected much more than interesting professional time in the 1 st Armored Division, and that was more than enough. They’d seen the elephant-a phrase that went back in the United States Army to the Civil War to denote active partici
pation in combat operations-and killing people with modern weapons wasn’t exactly a trip to Disney World. A quiet term of training and sand-table exercises would be plenty, they all thought. Besides, the beer was pretty good in Germany.

  “Well, Mary, it’s all yours,” outgoing Major General (promotable) Sam Goodnight said after his formal salute. “Mary” was a nickname for Diggs that went back to West Point, and he was long since past getting mad about it. But only officers senior to him could use that moniker, and there weren’t all that many of them anymore, were there?

  “Sam, looks like you have the kids trained up pretty well,” Diggs told the man he’d just relieved.

  “I’m especially pleased with my helicopter troops. After the hoo-rah with the Apaches down in Yugoslavia, we decided to get those people up to speed. It took three months, but they’re ready to eat raw lion now-after they kill the fuckers with their pocketknives.”

  “Who’s the boss rotor-head?”

  “Colonel Dick Boyle. You’ll meet him in a few minutes. He’s been there and done that, and he knows how to run his command.”

  “Nice to know,” Diggs allowed, as they boarded the World War II command car to troop the line, a goodbye ride for Sam Goodnight and welcome for Mary Diggs, whose service reputation was as one tough little black son of a bitch. His doctorate in management from the University of Minnesota didn’t seem to count, except to promotion boards, and whatever private company might want to hire him after retirement, a possibility he had to consider from time to time now, though he figured two stars were only about half of what he had coming. Diggs had fought in two wars and comported himself well in both cases. There were many ways to make a career in the armed services, but none so effective as successful command on the field of battle, because when you got down to it, the Army was about killing people and breaking things as efficiently as possible. It wasn’t fun, but it was occasionally necessary. You couldn’t allow yourself to lose sight of that. You trained your soldiers so that if they woke up the next morning in a war, they’d know what to do and how to go about it, whether their officers were around to tell them or not.

  “How about artillery?” Diggs asked, as they drove past the assembled self-propelled 155-mm howitzers.

  “Not a problem there, Mary. In fact, no problems anywhere. Your brigade commanders all were there in 1991, mainly as company commanders or battalion S-3s. Your battalion commanders were almost all platoon leaders or company XOs. They’re pretty well trained up. You’ll see,” Goodnight promised.

  Diggs knew it would all be true. Sam Goodnight was a Major General (promotable), which meant he was going to get star number three as soon as the United States Senate got around to approving the next bill with all the flag officers on it, and that couldn’t be rushed. Even the President couldn’t do that. Diggs had screened for his second star six months earlier, just before leaving Fort Irwin, to spend a few months parked in the Pentagon-an abbreviated “joint-ness” tour, as it was called-before moving back to Germany. The division was slated to run a major exercise against the Bundeswehr in three weeks. First AD vs. four German brigades, two tanks, two mechanized infantry, and that promised to be a major test of the division. Well, that was something for Colonel Masterman to worry about. It was his neck on the line. Duke had come to Germany a week early to meet with his also-outgoing predecessor as divisional operations officer and go over the exercise’s rules and assumptions. The German commander in the exercise was Generalmajor Siegfried Model. Siggy, as he was known to his colleagues, was descended from a pretty good Wehrmacht commander from the old-old days, and it was also said of him that he regretted the fall of the USSR, because part of him wanted to take the Russian Army on and rape it. Well, such things had been said about a lot of German, and a few American senior officers as well, and in nearly every case it was just that-talk, because nobody who’d seen one battlefield ever yearned to see another.

  Of course, Diggs thought, there weren’t many Germans left who had ever seen a battlefield.

  “They look good, Sam,” Diggs said, as they passed the last static display.

  “It’s a hell of a tough job to leave, Marion. Damn.” The man was starting to fight back tears, which was one way of telling who the really tough ones were in this line of work, Diggs knew. Walking away from the command of soldiers was like leaving your kid in the hospital, or maybe even harder. They’d all been Sam’s kids, and now they would be his kids, Diggs thought. On first inspection, they looked healthy and smart enough.

  Yeah, Arnie,” President Ryan said. His voice betrayed his emotions more than a growl or a shout could have.

  “Nobody ever said the job was fun, Jack. Hell, I don’t know why you’re complaining. You don’t have to schmooze people to raise money for your reelection campaign, do you? You don’t have to kiss ass. All you have to do is your work, and that saves you a good hour-maybe an hour and a half-per day to watch TV and play with your kids.” If there was anything Arnie loved, Ryan thought, it was telling him (Ryan) how easy he had it in this fucking job.

  “But I still spend half my day doing unproductive shit instead of doing what I’m paid to do.”

  “Only half, and still he complains,” Arnie told the ceiling. “Jack, you’d better start liking this stuff, or it’ll eat you up. This is the fun part of being President. And, hell, man, you were a government employee for fifteen years before you came here. You should love being unproductive!”

  Ryan nearly laughed, but managed to contain himself. If there was anything Arnie knew how to do, it was to soften his lessons with humor. That could be annoying as hell.

  “Fine, but exactly what do I promise them?”

  “You promise that you’ll support this dam and barge-canal scheme.”

  “But it’s probably a waste of money.”

  “No, it is not a waste of money. It provides employment in this two-state area, which is of interest to not one, not two, but three United States Senators, all of whom support you steadfastly on the Hill, and whom you, therefore, must support in turn. You reward them for helping you by helping them get reelected. And you help them get reelected by allowing them to generate about fifteen thousand construction jobs in the two states.”

  “And screw with a perfectly good river for”-Ryan checked the briefing folder on his desk-“three and a quarter billion dollars … Jesus H. Christ,” he finished with a long breath.

  “Since when have you been a tree-hugger? Cutthroat trout don’t vote, Jack. And even if the barge traffic up the river doesn’t develop, you’ll still have one hell of a recreation area for people to water-ski and fish, toss in a few new motels, maybe a golf course or two, fast-food places …”

  “I don’t like saying things and doing things I don’t believe in,” the President tried next.

  “For a politician, that is like color blindness or a broken leg: a serious handicap,” van Damm noted. “That’s part of the job, too. Nikita Khrushchev said it: ‘Politicians are the same all over the world, we build bridges where there aren’t any rivers.’ ”

  “So wasting money is something we’re supposed to do? Arnie, it isn’t our money! It’s the people’s money. It belongs to them, and we don’t have the right to piss it away!”

  “Right? Who ever said this is about what’s right?” Arnie asked patiently. “Those three senators who’re”-he checked his watch-“on their way down here right now got you your defense appropriations bill a month ago, in case you didn’t remember, and you may need their votes again. Now, that appropriations bill was important, wasn’t it?”

  “Yes, of course it was,” President Ryan responded with guarded eyes.

  “And getting that bill through was the right thing for the country, wasn’t it?” van Damm asked next.

  A long sigh. He could see where this was going. “Yes, Arnie, it was.”

  “And so, doing this little thing does help you to do the right thing for the country, doesn’t it?”

  “I suppose.” Ryan hated concedin
g such things, but arguing with Arnie was like arguing with a Jesuit. You were almost always outgunned.

  “Jack, we live in an imperfect world. You can’t expect to be doing the right thing all the time. The best you can expect to do is to make the right thing happen most of the time-actually, you will do well to have the right things outbalance the not-so-right things over the long term. Politics is the art of compromise, the art of getting the important things you want, while giving to others the less important things they want, and doing so in such a way that you’re the one doing the giving, not them doing the taking-because that’s what makes you the boss. You must understand that.” Arnie paused and took a sip of coffee. “Jack, you try hard, and you’re learning pretty well-for a fourth-grader in graduate school-but you have to learn this stuff to the point that you don’t even think about it. It has to become as natural as zipping your pants after you take a piss. You still have no idea how well you’re doing.” And maybe that’s a good thing, Arnie added to himself alone.

  “Forty percent of the people don’t think I’m doing a good job.”

  “Fifty-nine percent do, and some of those forty percent voted for you anyway!”

  The election had been a remarkable session for write-in candidates, and Mickey Mouse had done especially well, Ryan reminded himself.

  “What am I doing to offend those others?” Ryan demanded.

  “Jack, if the Gallup Poll had been around in ancient Israel, Jesus would probably have gotten discouraged and gone back to carpentry.”

  Ryan punched a button on his desk phone. “Ellen, I need you.”

  “Yes, Mr. President,” Mrs. Sumter replied to their not-so-secret code. Thirty seconds later, she appeared through the door with her hand at her side. Approaching the President’s desk, she extended her hand with a cigarette in it. Jack took it and lit it with a butane lighter, removing a glass ashtray from a desk drawer.

  “Thanks, Ellen.”

  “Surely.” She withdrew. Every other day Ryan would slip her a dollar bill to pay off his cigarette debt. He was getting better at this, mooching usually no more than three smokes on a stressful day.