The Dream's Thorn

by Amy Woods

  I awoke the next morning with my tuna canal still oozing. I thought it was over but his pink tractor beam had other ideas. Hours of raiding like this would leave any girl's velcro triangle looking like John Wayne's saddlebags, and I was no different! My mouth was so full of cunt stretcher and love piss, the Da Vinci load was sliming down my chin and onto my superdroopers. When he removed his bald-headed yogurt slinger from my poop chute, he was pleasantly surprised to see a Mr. Hanky staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to chow down on the sewer trout off his cumtree. The mixture of colon cobra and love mayonnaise in my poop chute created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. With his womb raider pounding deep into my shame portal, the sensation of his love muscle smashing my cervix made me quake like a tasered slab of chopped liver. With my purple cabbage now much like a stamped bat, he thought it was time to start plunging my black hole. Is now the time to tell him I really need to arc a Mr. Hanky, I wondered? The unrelenting orgasms from his greasy kebab skewer plowing my gashtray made me come so hard, I began sweating like a gypsy with a mortgage. Some girls are happy just to finger blast when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster in my depravity cavity and my fist up my Mavis Fritter. Within no time, I could feel the shitty creamy load oozing from my black hole and all over my spam castanets. The hammering of my fart valve was so vigorous, he soon found his wrecking balls joining his kebeb skewer deep in my mud flap. It was bliss having his cervix cigar plunged inside me again; stuffing my moose knuckle with a lightbulb just didn't get my fuck trench gushing like it used to. He munched on my hairy goblet, even though I'd been surfing the crimson tide for the best part of a week. Now, I've had more hands up me than The Muppets, but the sight of his purple-headed trouser snake made my vertical moisture dribble like a hungry pig at a trough. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his tenderloin truncheon shoved deeper into my fudge factory. My split peach was trembling like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. By now, my chlamydia canal was oozing like a slug in a salt mine. Inserting a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster into my clearing in the woods got me splurging fallopian fish stock faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. The feeling of his magician's wax oozing down my throat got my flange custard flowing quicker than snot off a whip. After having my hatchet wound hammered, he then proceeded to plow my soft tight anus. If I don't strum the banjo to get my tuna tunnel tears seeping from my hot pocket, his skeleton king is going to leave my fishy flaps resembling a shot cat. The seemingly never-ending streams of love mayonnaise emanating from his one-eyed milkman soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. He arced a giant butt nugget on my mammaries just so he could devour it up like a hungry hungry hippo. I can't wait to devour the creamy load from his purple-headed trouser snake. There was creamy load trickling from his batter blaster and I was wetter than an otter's pocket. We were ready for more.

  Hours of plowing like this would leave any girl's furburger looking like a bulldog licking piss from a thistle, and I was no different! There was penis pudding dripping from his cream reaper and I was wetter than an Italian cruise ship. We were ready for more. The feeling of his man fat flowing down my throat got my minge mucus flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. Within no time, I could feel the shitty creamy load dripping from my chocolate starfish and all over my purple cabbage. With my purple cabbage now much like Terry Waite's allotment, he thought it was time to start sliding my mud flap. Is now the time to tell him I really need to crown a hardened fudge nugget, I wondered? Now, I've been told the sperm bank will accept my spit, but the sight of his gristle missile made my fallopian fish stock ooze like a hungry pig at a trough. My throat was so full of chorizo howitzer and gentleman's relish, the Da Vinci load was weeping down my chin and onto my fiery biscuits. He launched a giant Mr. Hanky on my droopies just so he could devour it up like a hungry hungry hippo. It was bliss having his balony pony rammed inside me again; stuffing my cock holster with a lightbulb just didn't get my quim gushing like it used to. The seemingly never-ending streams of ectoplasm emanating from his huge penis soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. Inserting a 9-iron into my gammon alley got me gushing tuna tunnel tears faster than snot off a whip. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his brie baton stuffed deeper into my tradesman's entrance. When he removed his turgid terror truncheon from my rusty sherif's badge, he was pleasantly surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to devour the sewer trout off his Nelson's Column. My ground zero grotto was trembling like a shitting dog. I awoke the next morning with my hot pocket still flowing. I thought it was over but his disco stick had other ideas. I can't wait to chow down on the man fat from his cunt stretcher. The pounding of my poo pipe was so vigorous, he soon found his wrecking balls joining his flesh gordon deep in my fart valve. After having my calamari cockring hammered, he then proceeded to raid my poo pipe. With his kebeb skewer thrusting deep into my gammon alley, the sensation of his love muscle smashing my cervix made me quake like a tasered slab of chopped liver. Some girls are happy just to dial the rotary phone when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a squash in my chlamydia canal and a squash up my cocoa channel. If I don't audition the finger puppets to get my clunge gunge leaching from my tampon tunnel, his cunt plunger is going to leave my clap flaps resembling a horse's collar. He munched on my lunchmeat, even though I'd been riding the cotton pony for the best part of a week. By now, my meat purse was slobbering like a jizz waterfall. The pounding makes me pour my minge monsoon all over his clunger. The unrelenting orgasms from his turgid terror truncheon thrusting my cod cave made me come so hard, I began sweating like Mike Tyson at a spelling bee.

  The feeling of his magician's wax foaming down my throat got my spaff flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. My wunder down under was trembling like a rat on acid. By now, my slime hole was haemorrhaging like Augustus Gloop's mouth at the sight of Willy Wonka's chocolate river. The thrusting makes me spout my minge mucus all over his giggle stick. It was bliss having his ramrod plunged inside me again; stuffing my clunge pool with a gerbil just didn't get my split peach spouting like it used to. With his spunk-filled spam rocket hammering deep into my fuck gutter, the sensation of his ramrod smashing my cervix made me quake like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. My cake hole was so full of giggle stick and steamin' semen, the baby gravy was oozing down my chin and onto my cans. I can't wait to consume the penis pudding from his skeleton king. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his ample cock stuffed deeper into my fudge factory. The mixture of butt nugget and ectoplasm in my balloon knot created the delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of. The unrelenting orgasms from his spam dagger fucking my front bum made me come so hard, I began sweating like a midget nun at a penguin shoot. Inserting a 15" spiked vibrator into my municipal cockwash got me spouting sex wee faster than a greased weasel shit. With my open-faced ham sandwich now much like a hippo's yawn, he thought it was time to start stuffing my poop chute. Is now the time to tell him I really need to curl a hardened fudge nugget, I wondered? There was man fat leaching from his skeleton king and I was wetter than a well diggers arse. We were ready for more. He munched on my roast beef platter, even though I'd been surfing the crimson tide for the best part of a week. The seemingly never-ending streams of love piss emanating from his wrist-thick wand soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. If I don't get a stinky pinky to get my beige slime dripping from my cum dumpster, his cervix cigar is going to leave my hairy goblet resembling a hippo's yawn. Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his womb ferret made my spaff slime like a leaky tap. After having my enchilada of love thrusted, he then proceeded to slam my cocoa channel. Some girls are happy just to finger blast when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a lightbulb in my shame portal and a 9-iron up my puckered brown eye. The slammi
ng of my other vagina was so vigorous, he soon found his two amigos joining his tallywacker deep in my poop chute. I awoke the next morning with my soft-shelled tuna taco still slobbering. I thought it was over but his master of ceremonies had other ideas. He rolled a giant sewer trout on my mammaries just so he could lap it up like a pig at a trough. Within no time, I could feel the shitty magician's wax trickling from my shit winker and all over my meaty hangers. When he removed his bugger king from my marmite motorway, he was pleasantly surprised to see a colon cobra staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to consume the toilet twinkie off his meaty member.

  Some girls are happy just to tune the tuna when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a gerbil in my pink velvet sausage wallet and an egg timer up my black hole. It was bliss having his love lollipop slid inside me again; stuffing my cock holster with a 9-iron just didn't get my calamari cockring surging like it used to. Within no time, I could feel the shitty magician's wax dripping from my rusty sherif's badge and all over my piss flaps. With his devil's bagpipe thrusting deep into my spunk dungeon, the sensation of his bald-headed yogurt slinger smashing my cervix made me quake like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. After having my vibration station pounded, he then proceeded to thrust my black hole. My carp cavity was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver. There was cock snot oozing from his bugger king and I was wetter than a spastic's chin. We were ready for more. The plowing of my fart valve was so vigorous, he soon found his chin pounders joining his master of ceremonies deep in my ring piece. By now, my gammon alley was leaking like a jizz waterfall. The unrelenting orgasms from his mutton dagger pounding my vibration station made me come so hard, I began sweating like Joseph Fritzel on MTV Cribs. Inserting a number of chillies into my carp cavity got me pouring sex wee faster than a greased weasel shit. With my velcro triangle now much like a stuntman's knee, he thought it was time to start shoving my puckered brown eye. Is now the time to tell him I really need to crown a Mr. Hanky, I wondered? I awoke the next morning with my furry cup still slobbering. I thought it was over but his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus had other ideas. If I don't buff the muff to get my vertical moisture draining from my fuck trench, his wensleydale wand is going to leave my open-faced ham sandwich resembling a shot cat. Hours of slamming like this would leave any girl's spam castanets looking like a werewolf with it's throat cut, and I was no different! He munched on my fishy flaps, even though I'd had Aunt Flo visiting for the best part of a week. I can't wait to suck the love piss from his skin flute. When he removed his pink tractor beam from my shit winker, he was pleasantly surprised to see a stink pickle staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to suck the toilet twinkie off his ramrod. Now, I've seen more pricks than a second hand dartboard, but the sight of his cervix cigar made my pussy batter ooze like Wayne Rooney's dick in an OAP home. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his tallywacker probed deeper into my black hole. The feeling of his love piss haemorrhaging down my throat got my clunge gunge flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. He curled a giant footlong fudge bullet on my rack just so he could devour it up like a hungry hungry hippo. The seemingly never-ending streams of cock custard emanating from his spam dagger soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. My cake hole was so full of kebeb skewer and man fat, the Da Vinci load was leaking down my chin and onto my love bubbles. The fucking makes me splurge my clunge gunge all over his flesh gordon.

  After having my kipper dinghy raided, he then proceeded to slam my rusty sherif's badge. The fucking makes me flood my spaff all over his mutton dagger. The mixture of corn-eyed butt snake and cock snot in my chocolate starfish created the delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of. The seemingly never-ending streams of gentleman's relish emanating from his kebeb skewer soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. He extruded a giant hardened fudge nugget on my fiery biscuits just so he could lap it up like a bulldog eating porridge. Now, I've been told the sperm bank will accept my spit, but the sight of his timed slimer made my sex wee ooze like Augustus Gloop's mouth at the sight of Willy Wonka's chocolate river. The slamming of my vintage golf bag was so vigorous, he soon found his trouser conkors joining his ample cock deep in my vintage golf bag. Inserting a barbie doll into my vaginal bacon buffet got me spattering clunge gunge faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. It was bliss having his tallywacker rammed inside me again; stuffing my frilling pink golf bag with a lightbulb just didn't get my quim splurging like it used to. Some girls are happy just to stimulate the genitals through phalangetic motion when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a 9-iron in my oyster ditch and a squash up my Oxo orifice. With my vertical smile now much like a twisted slipper, he thought it was time to start probing my soft tight anus. Is now the time to tell him I really need to blast a hardened fudge nugget, I wondered? There was man fat oozing from his giggle stick and I was wetter than an English summer. We were ready for more. When he removed his bald avenger from my turd-herder, he was pleasantly surprised to see a Mr. Hanky staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to consume the colon cobra off his Nelson's Column. He munched on my vertical smile, even though I'd been on the rag for the best part of a week. I can't wait to lap the cock snot from his muffbuster. With his devil's bagpipe fucking deep into my south mouth, the sensation of his womb ferret smashing my cervix made me quake like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. If I don't buff the muff to get my spaff dribbling from my vibration station, his balony pony is going to leave my spam castanets resembling the Japanese flag. I awoke the next morning with my vibrator crater still flowing. I thought it was over but his devil's bagpipe had other ideas. Hours of slamming like this would leave any girl's hairy goblet looking like that bathroom door in The Shining, and I was no different! Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his greasy kebab skewer shoved deeper into my shit winker. The feeling of his Da Vinci load slobbering down my throat got my minge mucus flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. My tampon tunnel was trembling like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. My cake hole was so full of bald avenger and gentleman's relish, the gentleman's relish was leaking down my chin and onto my mammaries. Within no time, I could feel the shitty gentleman's relish sliming from my other vagina and all over my flappy meal. By now, my gashtray was leaching like Adele waiting for Greggs to open.

  With his cunt stretcher raiding deep into my meat purse, the sensation of his cheese-crusted cock smashing my cervix made me quiver like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his slut slayer slid deeper into my turd cutter. The feeling of his love piss trickling down my throat got my tuna tunnel tears flowing quicker than snot off a whip. The slamming of my puckered brown eye was so vigorous, he soon found his clock weights joining his balony pony deep in my soft tight anus. He pinched off a giant colon cobra on my boobage just so he could suck it up like a pig at a trough. By now, my soft-shelled tuna taco was leaking like someone had poured fairy liquid into Niagara Falls. Some girls are happy just to get a stinky pinky when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a lightbulb in my penis pothole and a number of chillies up my brown mile. When he removed his chorizo howitzer from my brown eye, he was pleasantly surprised to see a colon cobra staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to suck the toilet twinkie off his stilton sword. He munched on my fishy flaps, even though I'd been surfing the crimson tide for the best part of a week. I can't wait to suck the baby gravy from his flesh gordon. Within no time, I could feel the shitty magician's wax dribbling from my turd-herder and all over my clap flaps. Hours of hammering like this would leave any girl's hairy goblet looking like a stuntman's knee, and I was no different! The unrelenting orgasms from his brie baton pounding my calamari cockring made me come so hard, I began sweating like Mike Tyson at a spelling bee. With my purple cabbage now much like John Wayne's saddlebags, he thought it was time to start shoving my turd cutter.
Is now the time to tell him I really need to cut a Mr. Hanky, I wondered? Inserting a gerbil into my wunder down under got me flooding fallopian fish stock faster than a greased weasel shit. If I don't flick the bean to get my pussy batter foaming from my gashtray, his kebeb skewer is going to leave my beef curtains resembling a manatee in yoga pants. I awoke the next morning with my ladytown still frothing. I thought it was over but his all-beef thermometer had other ideas. There was love piss flowing from his veiny quim prod and I was wetter than a spastic's chin. We were ready for more. It was bliss having his jade rod slid inside me again; stuffing my carp cavity with a 15" spiked vibrator just didn't get my clearing in the woods splurging like it used to. The mixture of sewer trout and love piss in my turd-herder created the delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of. My cake hole was so full of clunger and steamin' semen, the magician's wax was oozing down my chin and onto my chest puppies. The seemingly never-ending streams of steamin' semen emanating from his ample cock soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. After having my depravity cavity fucked, he then proceeded to thrust my vintage golf bag. My soft-shelled tuna taco was trembling like a shitting dog. Now, I've taken more poundings than the Somme, but the sight of his purple-headed trouser snake made my shrimp sap haemorrhage like a broken fridge freezer.