The Dream's Thorn

by Amy Woods

  After having my herring hole hammered, he then proceeded to slam my tradesman's entrance. He munched on my vertical smile, even though I'd been up on bricks for the best part of a week. I can't wait to suck the cock custard from his vein cane. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his stilton sword shoved deeper into my puckered brown eye. The slamming of my fart valve was so vigorous, he soon found his hairy walnuts joining his spam dagger deep in my tradesman's entrance. He blasted a giant Mr. Hanky on my cans just so he could devour it up like a pig at a trough. With my velcro triangle now much like a manatee in yoga pants, he thought it was time to start probing my Mavis Fritter. Is now the time to tell him I really need to launch a sewer trout, I wondered? My whispering eye was trembling like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. The feeling of his love mayonnaise seeping down my throat got my shrimp sap flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. I awoke the next morning with my vaginal bacon buffet still weeping. I thought it was over but his cream reaper had other ideas. The seemingly never-ending streams of love mayonnaise emanating from his clunger soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. The slamming makes me flow my beige slime all over his jebend. Inserting an egg timer into my chlamydia canal got me splurging beige slime faster than a greased weasel shit. Hours of raiding like this would leave any girl's piss flaps looking like a badly wrapped kebab, and I was no different! When he removed his skin flute from my shit winker, he was pleasantly surprised to see a colon cobra staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to consume the toilet twinkie off his sperminator. The unrelenting orgasms from his thrill drill fucking my oyster ditch made me come so hard, I began sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop. It was bliss having his purple-headed trouser snake stuffed inside me again; stuffing my pink velvet sausage wallet with an antique doorknob just didn't get my frilling pink golf bag spattering like it used to. Now, I've been shot over more times than Sarajevo, but the sight of his wrist-thick wand made my pussy batter drain like a slavering dog. With his tallywacker slamming deep into my pink velvet sausage wallet, the sensation of his brie baton smashing my cervix made me quake like a rat on acid. If I don't fluff the muff to get my shrimp sap leaching from my spunk dungeon, his batter blaster is going to leave my purple cabbage resembling a stuntman's knee. My throat was so full of ample cock and penis pudding, the Da Vinci load was draining down my chin and onto my tatas. Within no time, I could feel the shitty steamin' semen oozing from my old dirt road and all over my beef curtains. The mixture of footlong fudge bullet and creamy load in my black hole created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. Some girls are happy just to fish for pearls when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster in my front bum and a barbie doll up my black hole. By now, my clam-flavoured pothole was flowing like a hungry pig at a trough.

  I awoke the next morning with my fuck trench still sliming. I thought it was over but his veiny quim prod had other ideas. By now, my penis pothole was trickling like Augustus Gloop's mouth at the sight of Willy Wonka's chocolate river. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his cream reaper shoved deeper into my shit winker. Now, I've seen more pricks than a second hand dartboard, but the sight of his womb ferret made my beige slime drain like a broken fridge freezer. The seemingly never-ending streams of man fat emanating from his blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. My tuna canal was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver. It was bliss having his devil's bagpipe shoved inside me again; stuffing my hot pocket with a number of chillies just didn't get my kipper dinghy spouting like it used to. The mixture of sewer trout and cock snot in my turd-herder created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. He rolled a giant hardened fudge nugget on my love bubbles just so he could chow down on it up like a bulldog eating porridge. I can't wait to suck the steamin' semen from his veiny quim prod. When he removed his womb ferret from my ring piece, he was pleasantly surprised to see a butt nugget staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to suck the stink pickle off his spunk-filled spam rocket. Within no time, I could feel the shitty cock custard seeping from my puckered brown eye and all over my beef curtains. Inserting a lightbulb into my shame portal got me pouring pussy batter faster than a greased weasel shit. Hours of thrusting like this would leave any girl's furburger looking like a bucket of smashed crabs, and I was no different! The unrelenting orgasms from his cervix cigar hammering my herring hole made me come so hard, I began sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop. The fucking of my balloon knot was so vigorous, he soon found his love spuds joining his blind butler deep in my other vagina. There was love mayonnaise foaming from his muffbuster and I was wetter than an Italian cruise ship. We were ready for more. He munched on my velcro triangle, even though I'd been surfing the crimson tide for the best part of a week. Some girls are happy just to dial the rotary phone when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a squash in my cod crater and a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster up my puckered brown eye. My throat was so full of jade rod and cock snot, the ectoplasm was haemorrhaging down my chin and onto my tatas. With my beef curtains now much like a stamped bat, he thought it was time to start sliding my fudge factory. Is now the time to tell him I really need to ease a hardened fudge nugget, I wondered? The feeling of his love mayonnaise sliming down my throat got my clunge gunge flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. With his ample cock thrusting deep into my shame portal, the sensation of his muffbuster smashing my cervix made me quake like a rat on acid. The slamming makes me eject my shrimp sap all over his timed slimer. After having my wizards sleeve slammed, he then proceeded to pound my rusty sherif's badge.

  When he removed his flesh gordon from my marmite motorway, he was pleasantly surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to consume the stink pickle off his mutton dagger. Within no time, I could feel the shitty creamy load foaming from my turd cutter and all over my velcro triangle. The slamming of my old dirt road was so vigorous, he soon found his family jewels joining his veiny quim prod deep in my fudge factory. With my clap flaps now much like a sand blasted tomato, he thought it was time to start probing my tradesman's entrance. Is now the time to tell him I really need to curl a butt nugget, I wondered? The unrelenting orgasms from his balony pony slamming my meat purse made me come so hard, I began sweating like a pregnant nun. With his cervix cigar fucking deep into my ruby cave, the sensation of his blue-veined custard chucker smashing my cervix made me quake like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. It was bliss having his batter blaster plunged inside me again; stuffing my chamber of squelch with a 9-iron just didn't get my depravity cavity flowing like it used to. I can't wait to gobble the ectoplasm from his Ocean's 11 Inches. He rolled a giant hardened fudge nugget on my boobage just so he could consume it up like a hungry hungry hippo. The feeling of his baby gravy haemorrhaging down my throat got my spaff flowing quicker than snot off a whip. Now, I've seen more japseyes than an oriental optician, but the sight of his cheese-crusted cock made my minge mucus seep like a slavering dog. If I don't get a stinky pinky to get my sex wee flowing from my gammon alley, his piss pipe is going to leave my open-faced ham sandwich resembling a motorway pileup. Hours of slamming like this would leave any girl's velcro triangle looking like badly battered road kill, and I was no different! After having my cod cave raided, he then proceeded to pound my old dirt road. I awoke the next morning with my hatchet wound still oozing. I thought it was over but his turgid terror truncheon had other ideas. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his piss pipe plunged deeper into my rusty bullet hole. My cod canyon was trembling like a shitting dog. The mixture of stink pickle and penis pudding in my ring piece created the delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. By now, my vaginal bacon buffet was oozing like a leaky tap. Inserting an antique doorknob into my wunder down under got me flowing fallopian fish stock faste
r than a greased weasel shit. Some girls are happy just to finger blast when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a squash in my shame portal and my fist up my black hole. He munched on my clap flaps, even though I'd been walking the red carpet for the best part of a week. The seemingly never-ending streams of gentleman's relish emanating from his turgid terror truncheon soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. There was steamin' semen leaking from his pink tractor beam and I was wetter than a spastic's chin. We were ready for more. My mouth was so full of throbbing quim dagger and love mayonnaise, the love piss was draining down my chin and onto my tatas.

  By now, my enchilada of love was dripping like a hungry pig at a trough. Within no time, I could feel the shitty creamy load dripping from my rusty sherif's badge and all over my vertical garden. With his pink tractor beam raiding deep into my gaping clam cavern, the sensation of his meaty member smashing my cervix made me quiver like a tasered slab of chopped liver. The feeling of his love mayonnaise seeping down my throat got my minge mucus flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. I can't wait to suck the penis pudding from his clunger. The mixture of corn-eyed butt snake and love piss in my shit winker created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. Now, I've been shot over more times than Sarajevo, but the sight of his disco stick made my fallopian fish stock foam like a broken fridge freezer. My shame portal was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver. The slamming of my brown eye was so vigorous, he soon found his love spuds joining his ample cock deep in my black hole. The unrelenting orgasms from his love lollipop hammering my vibration station made me come so hard, I began sweating like a pregnant nun. If I don't finger blast to get my spaff oozing from my gammon alley, his spam javelin is going to leave my clap flaps resembling a dropped burrito. He munched on my panty hamster, even though I'd had the painters in for the best part of a week. After having my wunder down under plowed, he then proceeded to thrust my poo pipe. The seemingly never-ending streams of magician's wax emanating from his bugger king soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. When he removed his huge penis from my shit winker, he was pleasantly surprised to see a colon cobra staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to chow down on the colon cobra off his womb raider. The raiding makes me pour my clunge gunge all over his cunt plunger. My throat was so full of chubstep and love piss, the penis pudding was frothing down my chin and onto my chest puppies. It was bliss having his wrist-thick wand slid inside me again; stuffing my one slice toaster with a gerbil just didn't get my vaginal bacon buffet squirting like it used to. He pitched a giant hardened fudge nugget on my sweater puppies just so he could lap it up like a hungry hungry hippo. Some girls are happy just to tune the tuna when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a lightbulb in my gashtray and a squash up my rusty bullet hole. Hours of thrusting like this would leave any girl's fishy flaps looking like a gutted trout, and I was no different! Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his battering ram slid deeper into my turd cutter. With my vertical smile now much like a twisted slipper, he thought it was time to start stuffing my shit winker. Is now the time to tell him I really need to extrude a Mr. Hanky, I wondered? Inserting an antique doorknob into my vibration station got me flowing pussy batter faster than snot off a whip. I awoke the next morning with my shame portal still foaming. I thought it was over but his womb ferret had other ideas.

  If I don't study english cliterature to get my spaff oozing from my split peach, his jebend is going to leave my spam castanets resembling a horse's collar. With my panty hamster now much like badly battered road kill, he thought it was time to start stuffing my ring piece. Is now the time to tell him I really need to curl a Mr. Hanky, I wondered? After having my vibration station plowed, he then proceeded to raid my tradesman's entrance. The unrelenting orgasms from his piss pipe slamming my carp cavity made me come so hard, I began sweating like a midget nun at a penguin shoot. When he removed his muffbuster from my brown eye, he was pleasantly surprised to see a Mr. Hanky staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to devour the Mr. Hanky off his vein cane. The mixture of hardened fudge nugget and penis pudding in my Oxo orifice created the delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. The hammering of my fudge factory was so vigorous, he soon found his hairy walnuts joining his ramrod deep in my Oxo orifice. The seemingly never-ending streams of ectoplasm emanating from his slut slayer soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. He munched on my meaty hangers, even though I'd had my redwings for the best part of a week. It was bliss having his clunger probed inside me again; stuffing my split peach with a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster just didn't get my clunge pool squirting like it used to. The feeling of his cock custard draining down my throat got my minge monsoon flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. With his spam javelin pounding deep into my cod crater, the sensation of his jade rod smashing my cervix made me quake like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. Within no time, I could feel the shitty creamy load slobbering from my black hole and all over my piss flaps. By now, my quim was sliming like a jizz waterfall. Hours of hammering like this would leave any girl's fishy flaps looking like a stuntman's knee, and I was no different! Some girls are happy just to audition the finger puppets when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a number of chillies in my Quimcy, M.E. and a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster up my balloon knot. Now, I've seen more action than Helmand Province, but the sight of his womb raider made my flange custard drain like Augustus Gloop's mouth at the sight of Willy Wonka's chocolate river. I awoke the next morning with my hot pocket still seeping. I thought it was over but his long-dong silver had other ideas. My mouth was so full of thrill drill and love mayonnaise, the creamy load was slobbering down my chin and onto my tatas. Inserting a lightbulb into my cod cave got me ejecting beige slime faster than snot off a whip. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his batter blaster slid deeper into my marmite motorway. My vibration station was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver. There was love piss leaking from his piss pipe and I was wetter than a spastic's chin. We were ready for more. I can't wait to lap the penis pudding from his cumtree. The thrusting makes me flow my vertical moisture all over his veiny quim prod.

  I awoke the next morning with my kipper dinghy still trickling. I thought it was over but his chubstep had other ideas. Hours of hammering like this would leave any girl's vertical smile looking like a bucket of smashed crabs, and I was no different! My depravity cavity was trembling like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. The hammering of my fart valve was so vigorous, he soon found his wrecking balls joining his sperminator deep in my fart valve. The feeling of his steamin' semen foaming down my throat got my spaff flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. The seemingly never-ending streams of love piss emanating from his Ocean's 11 Inches soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. Some girls are happy just to finger blast when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a number of chillies in my birth cannon and a squash up my brown mile. If I don't dial the rotary phone to get my clunge gunge dripping from my one slice toaster, his huge penis is going to leave my vertical garden resembling a sand blasted tomato. With his bald-headed yogurt slinger fucking deep into my front bum, the sensation of his brie baton smashing my cervix made me quiver like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. There was penis pudding flowing from his womb ferret and I was wetter than a spastic's chin. We were ready for more. The mixture of sewer trout and magician's wax in my cocoa channel created the delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of. With my open-faced ham sandwich now much like a bulldog in a windtunnel, he thought it was time to start stuffing my fart valve. Is now the time to tell him I really need to pitch a Mr. Hanky, I wondered? He munched on my fishy flaps, even though I'd had Aunt Flo visiting for the best part of a week. By now, my shame portal was flowing like a George Foreman grill. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his wensleydale wan
d rammed deeper into my vintage golf bag. I can't wait to consume the man fat from his one-eyed monster. After having my Quimcy, M.E. slammed, he then proceeded to hammer my turd cutter. The unrelenting orgasms from his timed slimer thrusting my cum dumpster made me come so hard, I began sweating like Gary glitter at PC World. Within no time, I could feel the shitty man fat dribbling from my other vagina and all over my velcro triangle. Inserting a 15" spiked vibrator into my sperm socket got me pouring pussy batter faster than a greased weasel shit. It was bliss having his clunger shoved inside me again; stuffing my fuck gutter with a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster just didn't get my smush mitten gushing like it used to. When he removed his one-eyed milkman from my Oxo orifice, he was pleasantly surprised to see a hardened fudge nugget staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to gobble the butt nugget off his washington monument. He eased out a giant Mr. Hanky on my superdroopers just so he could devour it up like a pig at a trough. The thrusting makes me flow my spaff all over his sperminator. My cake hole was so full of slut slayer and baby gravy, the gentleman's relish was weeping down my chin and onto my droopies.