J K Rowling - [Harry Potter 0X]

by Harry Potter

  "But I like dairy," complained Harry. He didn't know what was up with this diet she had concocted for him, but he was hurting from the beating and grumpy from the ride that made a mockery of his parents. The last thing he wanted to do was not eat the things he liked. He thought of a way to convince Hermione into allowing him some cheese. Indicating his limp digit, Harry argued, "And I probably need loads calcium to help my bones grow. So I should get some cheese."

  "No dairy. It's very important to your diet." she said firmly.

  "What diet?"

  "But I do see the point of calcium,” she continued, ignoring his question. ”Even though the Skele-Gro will do all the work, calcium is very important. Some dark green vegetables have loads of calcium."

  "Miss Harry Potter’s Hermy mean like asparagus?" offered Dobby.

  Before Harry could protest, Hermione shouted, "Good God no! All my research states that would be very bad! Very bad indeed! Very foul."

  “What research?” demanded Harry, which Hermione once again ignored.

  “Some vegetables like chicory greens and cabbage will do,” Hermione counted off. “And definitely celery. But make the majority of the meal out of fruits like kiwi, watermelon, and pineapple”

  “Dobby will be back shortly!” the house elf announced and disappeared with a crack.

  “What diet?” implored Harry.

  “It’s a surprise,” Hermione answered as she walked over to the side of the bed. “I’ll have to get you into your pajamas,” she added, effectively changing the subject. With a flick of her wand, all of Harry’s clothes disappeared from his body leaving him stretched out on his bed completely naked. He found it odd that he wasn’t embarrassed in the slightest as Hermione examined his naked form. “Oh, my poor baby,” Hermione pouted as she saw all the purple bruises on his flesh. “Oh no!” she moaned as her eyes took in ‘Harry, Jr.’

  “Is it bad?” asked Harry, fearful to check for himself. In his panicked mind, he imagined ‘Harry, Jr.’ all sorts of funny colors and twisted this way and that.

  “It does look bad,” admitted Hermione, which didn’t help calm Harry’s worries about ‘Harry, Jr.’ being all twisted. “But Madam Pomfrey did say that it should be back to normal in a few hours, thanks to the potion. Now I’ll conjure some bottoms for you.”

  Another swish of her wand and Harry felt a pair of silk pajamas cover himself.

  “Thanks,” Harry said.

  Then Hermione waved her wand again, this time, much to Harry’s enjoyment, her clothes disappeared with a soft pop. She stood unabashedly in front of Harry in nothing more than her white cotton knickers.

  “B-b-bu-but Pomfrey said we couldn’t fool around,” Harry stammered while looking in her eyes (as everybody knows, when a man is faced with a topless beauty and he says that he is looking in the aforementioned beauty’s eyes, what he actually means is that he is staring directly into the beauty’s nipples).

  “Harry, my eyes are up here,” Hermione said while gesturing with her hands to look up. “Harry. Baby. My eyes... they’re up here...”

  Harry really did try to take his eyes off of ‘Carmella’ and ‘Natasha’ but he failed. It was like his eyes were hit with a Permanent Sticking Charm and they were magically attached to her nipples. He did notice that Hermione’s flesh turn a little red and he also saw that her lovely nipples started to get erect.

  “Do you really like looking at my breasts?” Hermione asked nervously.

  “Oh, yes,” Harry nodded, while keeping his eyes on her pertness. “I could do this all day and not get the least bit bored.”

  Hermione’s flesh blushed even more (Harry couldn’t tell if any other part of her body had blushed because of the whole “Permanent Sticking Charm” thing).

  “I do appreciate it,” admitted Hermione unconsciously thrusting her breasts up. Harry took this opportunity to examine them even more. Doing her breast - that is best to ignore the cooing noises that Harry was making while looking at her, Hermione forged on. “But I believe we need to discuss something.”

  “Discuss away,” replied Harry who had now taken on the appearance of a deer caught in headlights; Hermione’s headlights that is.

  “Harry why did...” began Hermione but then paused and attempted to start again. “Earlier today, Bellatrix...” she huffed and began to lecture her boyfriend who was only half-listing because he had most of his attention on her wonderful boobs. “Harry, I really do like the fact that you find me attractive, but I can’t talk to you when you aren’t looking at me!”

  “I am looking at you,” said Harry, which he technically was.

  Hermione cursed under her breath and walked over to Harry’s trunk. Harry was a tad disappointed when Hermione turned her back on him thereby removing ‘Carmella’ and ‘Natasha’ from his sight. His disappointment was soon replaced by joy when the brunette witch bent over at the hips as she began rooting around looking for something in his trunk. This action gave Harry a very clear view of Hermione’s wonderful round bum, which he enjoyed looking at as much as he enjoyed viewing her boobs. Harry rationalized that her bum was very similar to her boobs: both were made up of two wondrous mounds, both were often hidden cruelly from his eyes by thin pieces of fabric, both had cleavage in one way or another, and he thoroughly enjoyed fondling both sets.

  Harry was pulled out of his musing about the similarities of Hermione’s boobs and arse when the witch stood up after finding whatever she had been searching for. The item turned out to be a ratty old pullover that Harry wore whenever he would practice Quidditch. He grunted a sound of objection as Hermione pulled the worn and tattered shirt on; obscuring his view of ‘Carmella’ and ‘Natasha’. The shirt used to be Dudley’s when the fat arse was in primary, and even though Harry had grown considerably, it was still very large on him. But on Hermione, it was a nightgown. It did a very effective job of covering all of Hermione’s nakedness... and her bum... and her knees. It almost covered her ankles for pity’s sake! ‘Damn that pullover, damn it all to hell!’ Harry grumbled in his mind.

  “We need to talk about something very important and I don’t need you distracted,” announced Hermione as she tied up her hair in a loose bun.

  “If you didn’t want me distracted, why did you get all naked?” argued Harry.

  “You don’t expect me to sleep with you with all my clothes on, do you?” countered Hermione.

  “Well, no but...” Harry began to debate when his brain caught up. She had said “sleep with you.” The bespectacled wizard became very, one might even say incredibly, light-headed. “S-s-s-sleep with me?” he squeaked.

  “Yes, you’ve had a very traumatic day,” she explained. “I’m not letting you spend the night alone after that bloody ride and that beating you received.”

  Harry glanced apprehensively between ‘Harry, Jr.’ and Hermione a grand total of six times before saying “But... but... but Pomfrey said I couldn’t fool around for a few hours...”

  “Harry, I said sleep with you; as in your bed!” scolded Hermione which just made Harry more confused. They obviously weren’t talking about the same thing. “Just because I said I wanted to sleep with you doesn’t mean I want to have sex tonight!”

  “Yes it does!” exclaimed Harry. “It’s against the law to tell a bloke that you’ll sleep with him but it doesn’t include having sex!”

  “What law Harry?” Hermione asked incredulously.

  “My law!”

  “Budge over,” Hermione requested of a pouting Harry. The wizard complied and crossed his arms over his chest. Hermione sat on the bed and spoke softly. “One of the side effects of the ‘Bruise-be-Gone’ potion is temporary impotence.” Harry let out a panicked groan as Hermione continued to explain. “Temporary impotence Harry; a few hours at the most. I read the side effects on the bottle before I gave it to you.”

  “Oh,” Harry said as relief washed over him.

  “And as to sex,” Hermione continued and a smile reappeared on her face, “I do want you
to be my first. But I want it to be special.”

  Harry’s relief was quickly replaced by guilt. The entire time he had been thinking of only himself, not what Hermione had wanted or deserved. Hermione obviously noticed his discomfort because she leaned over and kissed him gently on the lips.

  “I’m sorry, Hermione,” Harry apologized. “I wasn’t thinking...”

  “It’s alright, Harry,” cooed Hermione. “After the day you had, I expect that you feel pretty rotten.”

  “I’m okay,” replied Harry.

  “And that’s what I wanted to discuss with you about,” stated Hermione. “Today, Bellatrix said that she was told your powers weren’t working right. How did she know that?”

  “Kreacher must have told her.”

  “What? Are you certain?” Hermione asked.

  “Pretty much. Bellatrix said something about a House-Elf and granting his wish of chopping his head off.”

  “That does seem to indicate Kreacher,” Hermione allowed. “But how, I mean, when could he have told her? Didn’t you order him to stay at Hogwarts?”

  “Remember last night, after Gryffindor caught us-” Harry began.

  “Yes!” Hermione interrupted. It was obvious from the way she had said “Yes” that she didn’t want to discuss the “I’m sorry I got cum in your eye while a perverted ghost watched us” incident.

  “Well, I was in the Common Room all naked and I, well I kind of called for Dobby and Kreacher,” Harry continued.

  “How did you accidentally call for a house elf?”

  “I think I asked for some help out loud,” explained Harry. “Anyway, those two showed up...”

  “While you were naked?”

  “Yes,” replied Harry irritably before continuing. “I asked them if they could conjure some pajamas...”

  “Because you were naked?” interrupted Hermione.

  “Yes!” he shouted. Hermione got an embarrassed look on her face and became silent. After a moment, Harry continued. “After Dobby made me pajamas...”

  “Because you were nude,” Hermione interrupted once more. “Did they say anything? I mean House-Elves help some of the older pure-blood families dress; did Dobby or Kreacher make any comparisons? Length or girth, perhaps?”

  In response, Harry glared at his girlfriend. He was hoping that his glare would be enough to end Hermione’s line of questions.

  “Oh, they did!” squealed Hermione. It was obvious that Harry’s glare only encouraged his girlfriend. “How do you rank!”

  “Hermione, please! Do you want me to explain or not?” Harry chastised.

  “Fine, go ahead,” Hermione pouted.

  “I told them I couldn’t do magic because mine had gone all wonky,” explained Harry. “After that I told them they could leave-”

  “Oh!” exclaimed Hermione. “And Kreacher must’ve interpreted your order to mean that he could leave the castle-”

  “-and tell Voldemort’s boot-lickers that I can’t use magic,” Harry added.

  “Which, as we know, isn’t the case,” Hermione completed. “Now what’ll we do with the traitorous elf?”

  “I thought you were for House Elf rights?”

  “I am,” replied Hermione. “But we can’t have that evil little bugger running around. He’s proven himself to be too dangerous.”

  “Agreed.”

  “So, two house-elves saw you naked,” chuckled Hermione, bringing up the embarrassing moment again.

  “Would you let it drop?” implored Harry. “It could’ve happened to anyone.”

  “But it didn’t happen to anyone,” countered Hermione. “It happened to you. Personally, I’d never be able to live it down if a house elf saw me starkers,” Hermione concluded her ribbing with a peck on Harry’s cheek. “Now, if I can talk about something more serious?”

  “Please do,” responded Harry.

  “... and not House Elves seeing a particular wizard’s bits...”

  “Hermione!”

  “... all dangly...”

  “Hermione!”

  “... and wrinkly...”

  “I AM NOT WRINKLY!”

  “I would like to talk about the attack today,” stated Hermione, her tone becoming serious.

  “Oh, yeah, that,” Harry stammered.

  “You were fantastic,” complimented Hermione.

  “Thanks,” Harry said awkwardly. “You were pretty good too.”

  “No, I wasn’t. That’s what I want to talk to you about,” added Hermione. “I had difficulty fighting one Death Eater at a time. And when I did subdue one, one of his compatriots would revive or free him, sending him back into the fight. You, on the other hand, took out dozens with one blow! And they were out for the count!”

  “But that isn’t a fair comparison,” Harry stated. “I’ve had a power boosting ritual, whereas you haven’t.”

  “That’s why I’d like to perform a power boosting ritual for myself. That way, if we run into any other Death Eaters in our search for the Horcruxes, I can be of help to you,” Hermione continued. “I found a permanent boosting ritual in the book.”

  “Really?” This piqued Harry’s interest. Actually, anything found in the book piqued his interest. He wondered what type of activity the ritual needed. For his ritual, he performed oral sex on Hermione. Did the ritual require a sex act? ‘Duh!’ he mentally chastised himself. ‘Of course it requires a sex act! It’s a book on sex magic.’

  “Yes, it requires a sex act,” Hermione said as if she could read his mind. “A very substantial sex act,” she added apprehensively.

  “What do you mean by ‘substantial’?” Harry asked with concern. Hermione was obviously nervous about the ritual and he didn’t want to pressure her into doing anything that she wasn’t ready to do.

  “Remember what we were talking about before?”

  “Um,” Harry began to recall the various subjects they had talked about previously. The only thing that came to mind was the recent ribbing he received about having Dobby and Kreacher see him naked. That and his internal musings about her bum and boobs.

  “Sex, Harry,” Hermione explained.

  “Oh!”

  “Yes. I would have to take a special potion, say an incantation, and then our magics, combined with the blood from my hymen, creates a permanent boost for me.”

  “Oh,” repeated Harry.

  With a loud crack, Dobby reappeared carrying two platters of food. Hermione conjured a small table for Dobby to place the food on and bid the house-elf good-night.

  “Getting back to the ritual,” Hermione began as she ate some fruit. “I really do want you to be my first. And I do want to do it soon - not just for the power boost, but because I love you.”

  Harry had some difficulty eating his fruit; it wasn’t every day where he would talk casually about losing his virginity with the woman he loved. Every time he attempted to pick up a piece of fruit, he discovered his hands were trembling so much that he couldn’t hold it properly and just dropped it. Upon noticing his predicament, Hermione held a slice of pumpkin to his lips.

  “One of the reasons that I am hesitant is Ron,” Hermione said as Harry ate the pumpkin.

  “What about him?” asked Harry.

  “I feel guilty about him being alone,” explained Hermione as she held a piece of cantaloupe for Harry to eat as she finished her own slice. “We were a couple, and I left him for you.”

  “Oh, yeah,” agreed Harry.

  “I think I’d feel less guilty if we get him a girlfriend,” concluded Hermione. “But it will NOT be Lav-Lav, or anyone like her.”

  “So Parvati is a no-no, seeing how she and Lavender share the same half of a half-brain.”

  “That would make a quarter, love,” corrected Hermione. Before Harry could take offence, she added, “And Ron’s quick temper could cause a great deal of strife between him and most of the remaining witches from Gryffindor.”

  “Besides Ginny... but that’s just sick and wrong.”

  "Yeah, tha
t’d be worse than you and Ginny, Mr. Freud."

  “Will I ever live that down?”

  “No, not really,” said Hermione after a moment of consideration.

  “Fine. So nobody from Gryffindor and definitely no one from Slytherin,” Harry stated. “Ron hates everybody and everything to do with that house.”

  “So that leaves Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw.”

  “Wait, why not a Muggle girl?” offered Harry.

  “Please! Could you imagine if Ron and the poor Muggle girl actually became a couple?” asked Hermione. “She would bring him home to meet her folks and he would make an arse out of himself because of the scene he would make when he saw all the pictures that didn’t move or a toaster that is actually plugged into the wall. And imagine what will happen when Ron sees a telly for the first time?”

  “He would probably hit it with a Blasting Hex out of sheer panic.”

  “Yes, he would,” Hermione continued. “Ron couldn’t function in the Muggle world even for one moment. And to ask a Muggle to live strictly in the magical world would be equally as cruel.”

  “So, that leaves us someone from either Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff, then.”

  “As I said. Let’s see... Hufflepuff House is known to have loyal, hardworking, and patient people...”

  “Which is good seeing that to be with Ron, the witch would have to be loyal, hardworking, and patient because of his quick and sometimes foul temper and his stubbornness,” Harry completed.

  “And Ravenclaw has intelligent and insightful people in that house...” Hermione began.

  “Another good thing because the witch would often have to look past the unintentionally mean and crude things Ron can sometimes blurt out.”

  “This’ll be harder than I first expected,” mused Hermione. Harry nodded his head in agreement. The couple finished their meal in silence.

  After Hermione banished the platters away, she crawled into bed with Harry. He kissed her gently and they said their good-nights. Hermione muttered “Nox” and the dorm room became pitch black. Harry held Hermione close to him in the darkness. His crotch was pressed firmly up against her bum; a position that would normally have ‘Harry, Jr.’ jumping for joy. But because of that damned potion, ‘Harry, Jr.’ was off in slumber land and couldn’t enjoy another romp with Hermione. Then fear hit Harry, what if it wasn’t temporary? What if the Skele-Gro had altered the Bruise-be-Gone potion’s side effect in some unforeseeable way? Yes, he knew that ‘Harry, Jr.’ didn’t have any bones in him, but when most men are dealing with impotency (temporary or not) they tend to panic.