Star Trek - TOS 021 - Uhura's Song

by Uhura's Song

  "We'd be grateful for the helping hand, Rushlight," he said, "and I know the Lieutenant would be glad to see you again." Uhura smiled and nodded.

  "That was my reason as well," said Rushlight. "There is one other thing, Captain. If you will teach me the use of your communicator, I will report your progress to your companions on your starship. We would do no less for the relatives of our own children on a Walk."

  "You keep watch on children during their Walk?" said Kirk. Neither Brightspot nor Jinx had mentioned that- perhaps they didn't know!

  "I did not say that, Captain." Rushlight's tail curled around Uhura. "I would not give such information to children on the eve of their departure."

  "Of course," said Kirk, "I understand." So they watched, he thought, but he doubted they'd intervene. Jinx had Walked the last two days alone after the rest of her party had been wiped out by the flash flood. The watch seemed purely for the benefit of the relatives back home.

  "Any help will be cheerfully accepted," Kirk said. He flipped open his communicator to show Rushlight how it worked. Minutes later, he was introducing the bard to his chief engineer. Scotty made an immediate hit; as he and Uhura left Rushlight's tent, Kirk could hear Rushlight speaking quietly to himself in a rhythm and intonation that was unmistakably Scotty's. Something of that brogue had made it through the universal translator, Kirk knew. "I have a feeling, Lieutenant," he said with a smile, "that your friend is going to call Scotty just to hear him talk."

  "Yes," she said, smiling back, "you heard too, Captain?"

  "How could I not? Before you know it, you'll be singing a song that will make you sound exactly like Scotty. And I thought the import limit on that accent was one to a ship!"

  By the time they all sat down to the last meal of the evening, once more at Stiff Tail's invitation, the party was thoroughly equipped. Evan Wilson ceremoniously traded Spock a spear in return for her sensor. "Your weapon, sir," she said and was clearly delighted at his reaction to the point. Chekov looked at his feet as she explained the origin of the innovation over burnt and sharpened sticks.

  While Spock examined the blade, Wilson turned to Kirk. "Don't worry, Captain," she said. "Everybody's spear is equipped with the top-of-the-line Chekov point." She grinned. "Mine don't come out nearly as sharp." She pulled a sample from her medical kit to show him. "That takes a lot of practice and not a little talent. Believe it or not, Mr. Spock, Mr. Chekov can chip out one of those in fifteen minutes flat."

  Spock examined hers as well. She said, "I ruined three before I got the hang of it. Jinx and Brightspot caught on a lot faster, and theirs are almost as good as Chekov's."

  "Fascinating, Mr. Chekov," said Spock. "I should like to observe the process at some future time."

  "Wait a day or two, sair," Chekov said. "I'll be heppy to show you when the cremp is out of my fingers. I em out of prectice, I suppose."

  "Out of practice," said Wilson with mock disgust. "I can't stand it, Captain. Tell him to stop bragging."

  "You heard the lady, Mr. Chekov."

  "Aye, sair," said Chekov, happily embarrassed by it all.

  Brightspot confided to Jinx, in a tone just loud enough to be overheard by everyone around the fire, "Captain Kirk just pulled Mr. Chekov's tail." Jinx looked startled and Brightspot immediately added, "Don't worry- he does that to people he likes!"

  "Pull the captain's tail a little, Brightspot," Wilson suggested. "Ask him if he plans to sleep in a tree with us."

  Kirk said, "A tree? Me?" He overplayed his reaction considerably, and Brightspot, charmed, looped her tail into a tight spiral. "No, Brightspot," he said, "you'll have to teach me how to throw together a ground tent. I don't mind a tree with a lot of branches, but these..." He gestured vaguely into the forest and finished, "I never was much at climbing the greased pole at the county fair." And that required enough explanation to keep him talking through dinner.

  After dinner, it was Brightspot and Jinx who did the talking and the demonstrating. Wilson, who had already had the course (both on the ground and in the air, Kirk learned), settled down to finish her quarterstaff to her liking. Within the hour, the rest of them had learned to put up and strike a tent using two usefuls, a handful of broad, sashlike ties and any convenient tree. Satisfied they would have no trouble with shelter, Kirk stood and scanned the area where he had last seen his acting chief medical officer.

  He spotted her at last, dancing beside Distant Smoke's cooking fire, alone. Then he caught the flash of a blade and realized she was not dancing but dueling an imaginary opponent. He watched, fascinated. Although he was no judge of knife-to-knife combat, it seemed to him that she was quite good. She was most certainly a pleasure to watch.

  And, he noted with amusement, it's nice to know that some... esthetic pleasures are not entirely wasted on Spock. The Vulcan, arms folded, seemed totally absorbed by Wilson's graceful demonstration.

  "Now I understand her need for ritual," said a voice beside him. It was Stiff Tail. "It should have occurred to me that a species like your own, so lacking in claws and teeth, would have learned to fight with imitation claws."

  "Dr. Wilson is an exception, Stiff Tail," Kirk felt compelled to say. "We're peaceful beings under normal circumstances. That's not a common skill where I come from."

  "Nor on Telamon, Captain," Spock said, so pointedly that Kirk could only laugh and repeat his earlier conclusion.

  "Pure contrariness, Mr. Spock."

  Wilson had replaced the knife in her belt. Now she took up the quarterstaff and set about familiarizing herself with its weight and surface. Once again, without warning, she faced an invisible enemy. She thrust, withdrew- feinted, then thrust from a different angle -

  The welter of powerful movements took only a few seconds to complete. Kirk could almost see her opponent go down beneath the onslaught. Triumphant, she rested on her staff, smiling to herself.

  She stiffened her back, grimaced; only then did Kirk recall the wounds Fetchstorm had given her. Stiff Tail started toward her; Kirk and Spock followed.

  "What is that designed for?" Stiff Tail asked.

  Wilson raised the staff but caught herself instantly. "Sorry, Stiff Tail; I live a rich fantasy life. This is for bashing things I wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole." She had to explain the reference.

  Although Spock was as interested as Stiff Tail in the weapon, Kirk had to cut the conversation short. There was one last detail to clear up before they began their Walk, and then he wanted his crew to have the best possible night's sleep in preparation. They left Stiff Tail and the three of them walked toward the shelter.

  "I am intrigued," Spock began, as if he were making conversation- a human habit Spock had never acquired- "by your skill at knife combat, Dr. Wilson. Is that a custom on Telamon?"

  She gave him a shocked look. "Mr. Spock, someone's been telling you tales about Telamon! Elath, no! That's hardly the sort of thing you'd pick up on Telamon. How to make a public prayer and look down your nose at the fellow who doesn't, perhaps. The knife fighting I learned from a trader on Tangle."

  Kirk gestured her through the door to the shelter first. It was more than courtesy. "Enough, Spock," he admonished with a frown. From Spock's expression, that was not the end of it, but Spock said nothing more on the subject as they entered.

  Kirk flipped open his communicator and hailed the Enterprise to outline their plans. Scott said, "Ye can't mean it, sir. W'out phasers or communicators!"

  "We haven't any choice, Scotty. It's the only way to find out what we need to know. Spock wants to check you out on a simple distress code- but you're not to beam us up unless we specifically request it. I won't have you jumping the gun and pulling us out before we've had a chance to finish the Walk."

  "Aye, Captain," he replied grudgingly.

  Spock confirmed to his satisfaction that his one-way communication device did work, then instructed them all on the code.

  With further reluctance, Scotty beamed up the phasers.

  "Captain?" Wi
lson held out her hand, "Could I speak to him for a moment before you sign off?" He passed the communicator to her. "Hey, laddie," she said.

  It was hardly the proper form of address for the acting captain or the chief engineer of the Enterprise, but one would never have known it from his cheerfully returned, "Hey, lassie. Wha' can I do for ye?"

  "First, you'll spare me the bottle of Jubalan rum you've got stashed away for emergencies. I declare an emergency- and I'll replace it with something a little better when I get back."

  "It w'd have to be an emergency." Scotty sounded shocked. "That stuff's nae fit for drinkin! W'dna ye rather I sent ye somethin' w' a wee more style?"

  "Only if it comes in a plastic bottle. I don't know what drugs they'll let me carry, but I'm sure I can get away with alcohol. This is for medicinal purposes, Scotty. Whatever its taste, you'll have to agree Jubalan rum will kill just about anything."

  "Aye, that it will. You wait just a minute while I send someone down t' my quarters." The communicator was silent, presumably as Scotty turned away to deliver instructions, then Scotty said, "It'll be w' ye in a moment. What else can I do for ye?"

  "Well, I hesitate to ask. It's a bending."

  "Try us ennaway, lass. It's not as if we have a lot t' do- seein' how far we can bend a regulation might keep us out o' trouble. Besides, I'm sure the captain'll have a word t' say if it's nae all right."

  "I'm sure the captain will," said Kirk, making sure Scotty heard him. "Go ahead, Dr. Wilson."

  "If you'd have somebody have a look at Jamie for me, I'd appreciate it. She's got a flux in the Bodner lines that I can't pin down. It's been driving me crazy, and I could use a second opinion."

  "Jamie?" said Kirk.

  Spock said, "I believe the reference is to the doctor's skiff, the Dr. James Barry, in which Mr. Scott has shown considerable interest." Wilson smiled up at Kirk and, for confirmation, made grabby motions with her free hand.

  "Captain?" Scott said, and Kirk could hear eagerness in the question. It might keep him out of trouble at that, and it would certainly keep his morale up. "Be my guest, Mr. Scott," he replied.

  Scotty's voice sounded more cheerful again. "I'd be delighted to, lass."

  "Elath bless you, lad," said Wilson, grinning, "that's all. Drink me a toast tonight, and I'll talk to you sooner than you think." She started to return the communicator to Kirk, but Scotty's voice said, "Ye canna get away sae easy, Evan. I'll have a promise ye'll take good care."

  "By Elath, I promise." In mild protest, she added, "I'm looking for answers, not trouble."

  "Then I canna understan' why it finds ye so often...."

  Wilson laughed. "Neither can I, Scotty. Here's the captain."

  Kirk said, "There's one last thing, Mr. Scott: about Rushlight, the Sivaoan who'll be keeping in contact with you. You may find he calls in just to hear you speak." The communicator made a puzzled noise and Kirk explained, "He likes your brogue. Humor him, will you? He's a bard, and that gives him a lot of status here."

  "That gi'es him a lot o' status where I come from too. Dinna ye worry, I'll nae disappoint a bard."

  "Thanks, Scotty. Look after the ship for me, will you?"

  "Aye, an' ye take care, now. I still dinna like this."

  "We'll speak to you soon, Mr. Scott. That's a promise. Kirk out."

  "En'rgizing now," said Scott- and in place of their phasers, two bottles of liquor twinkled in. Wilson gave a delighted laugh as Scott said, "T' yer health, sir. Scott out."

  "Ah, laddie," said Evan, almost to herself, as she picked up the two bottles, "I think I'll be a Scot in my next incarnation. You're a lovely people." She held out the glass bottle to Kirk and said, "He gave us his best, captain."

  "Scotty always does, Doctor." Jim Kirk could see she took that the way he meant it. "I believe this calls for a ceremonial drink. Why don't you round up the rest of the party, Evan, assuming that won't harm a Sivaoan?"

  She shook her head. "It won't harm them, but they don't appreciate it. The smell of alcohol to them is like skunk to a human. Even the Eeiauoans used it only for chemistry; you should have heard Leonard grouse. I'll go round up a couple of people who will appreciate Scotty's thoughtfulness, though."

  Spock clasped his hands behind his back, his face thoughtful. "There is one other discrepancy, Captain," he began when Wilson was out of earshot. "Upon her arrival to the Enterprise, she docked her skiff in the shuttle bay without need of assistance."

  "Scotty didn't have to use the tractor beams to bring her in? That's good piloting."

  Spock nodded and finished, "- And yet she professed to know nothing of pulsars."

  Evan's question to Sulu, Kirk thought, Just her way of taking some of the pressure off Uhura. She beat me to my diversion. And speaking of diversions! "Mr. Spock," he said, "if you must be suspicious, I suggest you be suspicious of that convenient flux in the Bodner lines."

  That startled Spock. "Captain? Am I to understand that you believe Dr. Wilson to have lied about the condition of her vessel?"

  "Lied? Lord, no! Scotty'd spot a lie like that in a minute, the way he knows engines. No." Jim Kirk grinned. "But I wouldn't put it past her to have arranged a flux in the Bodner lines. If I know Scotty, he'll give Evan's skiff a complete overhaul while he's waiting to hear from us. That's a lot less time he'll spend worrying- and the doctor couldn't have ordered a better tranquilizer for the acting captain!"

  Chapter Thirteen

  The dawn sky had an ominous overcast as the party assembled for departure. Spears aslant, bright packs tied to their backs, equally bright improvised sashes to hold their knives in easy reach, they looked like a handful of children hard at make-believe, Kirk thought. We, he corrected; his own sash and spear made him feel like a pirate chieftain. Dignity seemed impossible under the circumstances but, striving for a certain gravity, he called them to order. Brightspot and Jinx snapped to attention with the rest. They're following our "customs," he thought. That may simplify things. "At ease, people," he said aloud. "Brightspot, Jinx, since you know the way to Sretalles, suppose you begin by giving us directions."

  Brightspot said, "Mr. Chekov has a- what did you call it?"

  "A mep," said Chekov.

  "Mep," she repeated dutifully.

  "What's this, Mr. Chekov? I thought these people didn't use maps?"

  Chekov pulled another brightly colored swatch of cloth from his sash. "They don't ordinarily, sair. I think Distant Smoke inwented the idea for us. And I don't know how accurate it will be."

  He unrolled the fabric. It looked more like a work of art than a conventional map, but Kirk could recognize stylized rivers and lakes and well-traveled trails. Here and there were tiny, delicate drawings of plants and what seemed to be water droplets. Chekov indicated one of these last, explaining, "Thet means we will smell water in the air -"

  "At least, Jinx and Brightspot will," Kirk said ruefully.

  Chekov nodded, went on, "And he traced us two routes, Keptain. This one is easy but, he says, tekes twelve days...."

  "And the other?"

  "Five, sair, but he warns us it is more dengerous." They all considered the map as Chekov traced first one, then the other.

  "Time is what we have the least of, Mr. Chekov," said Kirk.

  Jinx and Brightspot stared at the map, still trying to grasp its basic concept. At last, Jinx touched the fabric with a single extended claw. "Sretalles!" she said in sudden comprehension. She retraced the route Chekov had shown them. "I understand!"

  "Do you know this route, Jinx?"

  She nodded and the fur at the back of her neck rose.

  "What would you advise?" he asked.

  She fixed her copper-colored eyes on him. "Both ways have killed...." She could not complete the phrase. After a long moment, she said, "Time kills those who wait for your people, does it not? I choose the short route. I...know it well. Perhaps my misfortune will be of some advantage."

  "Are we agreed?" The rest nodded, and Kirk continued, "Is there a c
eremony for leave-taking, Jinx?" No one had come out to see them off. But for a few wisps of smoke above the tents, the camp would have seemed deserted.

  "We go. Nothing more."

  "No good-byes?" said Kirk, surprised.

  Jinx said, "They hope only for hellos in Sretalles."

  "So do I, Jinx," said Kirk fervently, "So do I. Well, let's see how far we can get before we have to contend with the rain as well, shall we? Jinx, since you know the territory, you and I will take point. Spock, Brightspot: bring up the rear. And keep your eyes peeled, people." (Uhura interjected, "He means listen with both ears, Jinx.") "Now let's get this show on the road."