The Janus Affair

by Morris, Tee

  The Janus Affair

  A Ministry of Peculiar Occurrences Novel

  Pip Ballantine & Tee Morris

  Dedication

  To our parents, Roger & Pamela and Wayne & Nancy, who never expected their kids to travel back in time by airship and save the Empire but understand that sometimes it is required.

  Contents

  Dedication

  Prelude

  Chapter One

  Chapter Two

  Interlude I

  Chapter Three

  Chapter Four

  Interlude II

  Chapter Five

  Chapter Six

  Chapter Seven

  Chapter Eight

  Interlude III

  Chapter Nine

  Chapter Ten

  Chapter Eleven

  Chapter Twelve

  Interlude IV

  Chapter Thirteen

  Chapter Fourteen

  Chapter Fifteen

  Interlude V

  Chapter Sixteen

  Chapter Seventeen

  Chapter Eighteen

  Interlude VI

  Chapter Nineteen

  Chapter Twenty

  Interlude VII

  Chapter Twenty-One

  Chapter Twenty-Two

  Chapter Twenty-Three

  Chapter Twenty-Four

  Chapter Twenty-Five

  Chapter Twenty-Six

  Chapter Twenty-Seven

  Chapter Twenty-Eight

  Chapter Twenty-Nine

  Chapter Thirty

  Chapter Thirty-One

  Interlude VIII

  Chapter Thirty-Two

  Acknowledgments

  About the Authors

  By Pip Ballantine & Tee Morris

  Copyright

  About the Publisher

  Prelude

  Wherein the Perils of Train Travel Are Made Plain

  It was the smell—the smell of metal baking under a summer sun—that alerted Lena to the terrible fact that her getaway had been a failure.

  The sharp, hot odour burned her nostrils, reawakening the blind panic she had pushed back earlier in the evening. Now it wrapped invisible, chilling tendrils around her throat again. Unconsciously, she touched her face with one gloved hand, wincing as her skin flared under even this lightest of contact. Still, if a light sunburn was the worst she’d got away with, then she would not complain—not with what she had witnessed.

  Lena had nearly been lulled to sleep with the repetitive rattling of the train, being wedged between its window and a rather rotund woman with a hatbox perched on her lap. Even after what she had seen back in Edinburgh, she dared to take some reassurance once the hypersteam had reached full speed. Her next stop would be London. She would rush home to Adelaide, hold her close, and then together they would pack up Lily and head out from the city. Having a plan, even as threadbare as hers, added to her sense of security, like that of a babe in a mother’s arms.

  That was before the scent tickled Lena’s nose, sending her blood into a heady rush. Every primitive sense screamed at her, Run. Run now!

  Ignoring propriety and decorum, she shoved her way past the damnable woman—not even bothering to excuse her lack of manners as the lady’s ridiculous hatbox tumbled to the floor. Outraged complaints of her fellow passengers packed tight in this third-class car were reduced to distant clatter as she took long strides down its length. Manners and decorum held no consequence to her now. Had they known what she knew—witnessed for themselves what had happened to Maude Wilkinson—they would have understood. Undoubtedly, they would have joined her in a terrified flight.

  She rested one hand on her stomach while her other clutched at her skirts, lifting them slightly. Her stride grew longer, then faster. Against the momentum of the train she felt that sinking illusion that she was only running in place. Beneath her corset, her heart raced as fast as the random thoughts flashing in her mind. Why didn’t she wear trousers this morning? They would have been so much more efficient when running for one’s life.

  What of Adelaide, waiting at home? What would her love think if she didn’t come back? Would she believe Lena had abandoned her and their sweet Lily?

  What if—heaven forbid—the abomination caught her?

  The desire to live, to escape, choked her throat, so huge that it seemed impossible. Yet Lena had seen so many impossible things today. So many. Too many.

  She stumbled to the third-class door, and the rush of winter’s chill cleared her mind as well as stirred the passengers unfortunate enough to be in the seats closest to the junction between cars. The bitter cold lingered against her exposed skin when she slipped into second-class. Another two carriages remained ahead, and then came the private compartments of first-class. One more car, after this one. She concentrated on that as she strode forward. She dared not look back. If she did, she knew the abomination would be there, on her heels. The last thing she would see. The other end of her present car grew closer but on catching a whiff of hot brass in her nostrils, her mind flashed again and again on what horror she had witnessed in Scotland.

  Much as in third, the second-class passengers closest to the door grumbled and barked at Lena as she continued into the junction. Now in the tiny gangway between cars, the wind biting at her skin, an idea came to mind. To her educated mind.

  Madness. Nothing, other than madness.

  “Madness,” she heard herself whisper even as she slipped out of her overskirt and tossed it into the darkness, even as her fingers released the catch on the iron gate, even when her hand gripped the metal rung of the ladder. There was no reason to say it again as her heels locked into the rungs under her, nor when she began to pull herself upwards. Then Lena cleared the top rung and any civilised thought she might have entertained disappeared as the wind struck her hard and relentlessly. At their present speed of seventy miles per hour across Her Majesty’s countryside, the January chill ripped though her clothes, through her chemise; and against her skin Lena felt invisible needles tear into her.

  She needed to disappear, if only for a moment. Yes, this was madness, but also her only chance.

  Lena was thankful, still. At least it wasn’t snowing.

  The phenomenal speed of the hypersteam train was tearing at her eyes, yet she dare not spare a hand to wipe them clean. Her gloves, satin creations that were far too respectable for her current exploits, grasped the roof’s edge, her fingers searching for any purchase. Lena suddenly felt warmth, only to feel the cold for fleeting moments, then warmth once again. Is this what that peculiar extension running along the rooftops of passenger cars was all about? She tried to imagine the train car before her. What else would be up here for her to grab on to? A small chimney? Yes. Somewhere along her progress, somewhere in the near-darkness, she would see it. Would she catch its scent first?

  A scream drowned out the locomotive’s rhythmic chuff-chuff-chuff and caused her grip to tighten. Something was happening to the air around her, and in moments each breath caused her to gag and retch. A stale, earthy taste continued to fill her mouth. What was happening?

  My God, we are in a tunnel!

  Her jacket could not filter out all of the foul soot from the engine’s main stack; but using its sleeve as a mask, she could at least take small, shallow breaths. Those breaths, though, threatened to choke her. How long was this tunnel? Could she manage to make it to its end? What of the abomination? Was it also following her, or had she evaded it with this daring, if not foolhardy, escape? Hardly a victory if she were to suffocate due to the soot and ash—

  Another terrifying scream and then the deafening howl returned to her ears. She drew in the hard, cold air, and found a peculiar solace in its chill, its taste, and it
s freshness.

  Lena also took comfort in not catching any trace of the sharp, deadly odour that had driven her to this precipice. Maybe she had outwitted her assailant, unlike poor, slow Maude.

  The world opened up around her, and Lena felt her heart leap into her throat. A hunter’s moon now emerged from behind a curtain of dark clouds, its ivory light reflecting in the water far below. One slip and she would either meet a quick death on the bridge or fall into the abyss of the gorge they now crossed. In this brief second, the train hurtling relentlessly on, humming underneath her like a beast, Lena considered jumping into the night, into the great expanse around her, but that educated mind—the same one that told her to escape via the carriage’s rooftop—conjured images of Adelaide and Lily.

  No, she insisted. I have to live. For them.

  Then Lena saw in the moonlight a tiny smoke pipe, demarcating the end of the car. With her right hand daring to crack the edge of the vent she held, her left reached out. Through the ruined gloves, she brushed the ladder’s top rung. She looked up, and the gracious lunar companion that had restored her hope was now disappearing into darkness again. Lena fixed her eyes on the ladder. So close. She threw both hands towards it, and watched the fixed iron disappear into the night as the cloud bank high above her devoured the moon. Her world tilted, slow and languid, and then a stillness wrapped around her like a blanket.

  Lena pressed her temple and cheek against the ladder; and with a grunt, she pulled herself off the second-class car’s roof. The stinging in her skin, the cold, and the exhaustion all abated. The train rocked Lena back and forth as she descended, as if trying to shake her free of it, but still she managed to drop safely onto the gangway.

  Lena looked through the finely decorated glass of the car. No sign of the abomination. Now what? Back the way she came? Forward, gambling that it had continued that way to the engine?

  She kicked open the door of the car behind her, her eyes raking over its passengers who had no clue that mere moments ago she was above them, lost in a Bedlam outside their comfortable, cosy, shared compartment. Lena knew she must have looked terrifying: soot-stained, wearing finery torn by the elements and rooftop décor. Amidst the looks of revulsion, she saw a face looking at her with something different—recognition.

  “Lena?” the woman mouthed silently.

  It was the colonial. The sister that she’d been introduced to more than a year ago. She’d taken tea with her only the day before—even though it felt an age past. Lena smiled, relief flooding through her whole body. Finally, Fate had dealt her a decent hand in the form of an unexpected ally. She would tell this sister from the South about Maude and then everything would be all right.

  Lena took a step, her mouth opening to call out her name, and then the warmth wrapped around her. She only had time to gasp out, “Eliza, help me!” before lightning flashed, her eyes awash with a blinding brilliance while her skin tingled, her breath catching in her throat.

  And then they had her.

  Chapter One

  In Which Miss Braun Protests Her Innocence and No One Is Fooled

  Wellington had excelled in debate and the oratory arts during his time at university. His previous experiences in discussing imperative issues and pressing matters of Queen, Country, and Empire had never involved an opponent quite like the one standing over him. The fact that they were holding this debate on the very public platform of the York train station where they had been forced to make an emergency stop seemed to make little difference to his opponent, employing an unknown but hardly unsurprising strategy in keeping the upper hand with him: passionate contradiction.

  “No.” He tried to murmur as covertly as possible.

  “Yes.” Her retort was nowhere near as subtle.

  “No.”

  “Yes.”

  “No.”

  “Yes.”

  “Miss Braun—”

  “Oh, come on, Welly—”

  On hearing that nickname—the nickname that worked like Paris’ arrow to Achilles’ vulnerable heel—he dared to look up. Those sapphire eyes of hers could easily bend his will as would reeds in a strong winter wind. This time, however, he had steeled himself.

  “Miss Braun, I can say it for you in the Telegu dialect of India—Kaddu. I can say it for you in Nepalese—Ahaa. The Nandi dialect of Kenya? Achicha. A Mandarin variation? Bu dai. Or would you prefer your homeland’s Maori dialect? Kao. Pick a language that you tend to grasp better than the Queen’s English because I think I am clear as crystal when I say No!”

  “But Welly—”

  “Yes, I know, we were right there.” He pinched the bridge of his nose, screwing his eyes shut . . . and he instantly regretted the now habitual gesture. The fresh sunburn on his face brought an extra sting. Exactly what had happened on the train, and how it had caused such damage to both himself and his colleague, was a matter he planned to investigate, once he had calmed Eliza down.

  He stood, and suddenly the need to pace overcame him. Perhaps he also needed to calm his own nerves. No matter how hard he squeezed his eyes shut, that woman bursting into the carriage car still remained etched in his memory. The scarlet in the stranger’s skin revealed to him she had been exposed to the elements, either for a prolonged period or in a brief intense burst at high speeds. He had caught the recognition in her eyes along with Eliza’s reaction just before all went dark in their car, followed seconds later by the crackle of electricity. Thin bolts of blue, white, and violet danced around her figure, caressing her body’s curves and crevices. Then came the flash, followed by the wild panic of passengers. When the car’s lights flickered back to life, the stranger was gone.

  A stranger to him, perhaps, but not to his Ministry compatriot.

  Those closest to the lost woman were left not only horrified, but also slightly burned. Most assuredly, this affair would fall under the Ministry’s jurisdiction. Or, more to the point, it would fall under a London field agent’s jurisdiction.

  And here was Eliza’s point of contention, as it always had been since her demotion. She was, officially, no longer a London field agent.

  Wellington stepped aside as a man working the levers of his Portoporter steamed towards the door. “Eliza, now you know it was sleight of hand and quick thinking that managed to keep our hides as well as our jobs with Doctor Sound last time.”

  “You forgot cleverness. The tale we spun was quite clever,” Eliza stated proudly, pushing her dark russet hair back into a braid that had come loose.

  “Be that as it may, we were—and no doubt, still are—held under scrutiny, with that whole Phoenix Society brouhaha. It is imperative we remain on our best behaviour, a feat that you did not exactly manage effortlessly with your shenanigans in Edinburgh.”

  Eliza huffed. “Tosh, Wellington. Had I shown up for the meeting, I think that would have caught Doctor Sound’s attention.” She snickered. “Now if I had shown up early, that would most assuredly make him wonder what the game was.”

  “And there we are, missing the point. Once. Again.” Wellington clicked his tongue as a thought—a new strategy—came to mind. “Consider then how compromised this occurrence would be if the Director deemed it proper for you to investigate.”

  Eliza’s brow furrowed. “Come again, Books?”

  “Much like our previous little adventure outside of the Archives, you are the last person who should investigate this case due to your attachments to it!” He returned to the bench and considered her for a moment. “She knew you!”

  “She knew me a little. There is a difference.” She rubbed tentatively at her own rosy skin. “I think we will need to get some of that wonderful Ministry cream they issue in the tropics. I fear I may tan.” She winked at him, when any real lady would have been horrified at the prospect.

  “Don’t change the subject,” he warned, his eyebrow crooking slightly. “That woman who disappeared in a ball of lightning right in front of our eyes knew your name—and I want to know how.”

  Sh
e finally took a seat by Wellington on the bench, her hands smoothing long azure blue skirts. He secretly wished she would wear dresses more often. The look did suit her quite well. “All right, I confess, I had met the girl previously. We had a few pints at the pub with the Edinburgh Suffrage Chapter, talked a bit about the forward progress of women in our society, and she was making overtures towards me—”

  “Well, there’s a shock,” Wellington snipped.

  “Not like that! She was making overtures to me about speaking at her Women’s Society back in London. Her name was Lena Munroe.”

  “Eliza, must I remind you, you are no longer a field agent. You are my partner and protégé within the Archives. Our responsibilities and priorities remain there.”

  As if on cue, movement in the corner of his eye caught his attention. He recognised the form instantly.

  “Welly?” Eliza leaned forward. “Welly, you’ve gone ashen. What is it? Do you have the vapours?”

  With the scent of oil, metal, and steam filling his nostrils, Wellington took in a deep breath and brought himself back to his feet. Eliza was still talking to him, but he really didn’t take in the words. They made no difference now. Eventually, her head turned to see whom had grabbed his attention.

  “Agent Books.” Doctor Sound beamed. “And our beloved Agent Braun! Archivist and junior archivist.”