Cracker Bling

by Stephen Solomita

  CRACKER BLING

  Stephen Solomita

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  First world edition published 2008

  in Great Britain and in 2009 in the USA by

  SEVERN HOUSE PUBLISHERS LTD of

  9–15 High Street, Sutton, Surrey, England, SM1 1DF.

  Copyright © 2008 by Stephen Solomita.

  All rights reserved.

  The moral right of the author has been asserted.

  British Library Cataloguing in Publication Data

  Solomita, Stephen

  Cracker bling

  1. Racially mixed people - Fiction 2. Burglars - Fiction

  3. Problem youth - Fiction 4. Detectives - New York (State)

  - New York - Fiction 5. Murder - Investigation - New York

  (State) - New York - Fiction 6. New York (N.Y.) - Fiction

  7. Detective and mystery stories

  I. Title

  813.5‘4[F]

  ISBN-13: 978-1-78010-190-3 (ePub)

  ISBN-13: 978-0-7278-6721-6 (cased)

  ISBN-13: 978-1-84751-103-4 (trade paper)

  Except where actual historical events and characters are being described for the storyline of this novel, all situations in this publication are fictitious and any resemblance to living persons is purely coincidental.

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  cracker • n. an offensive term employed by African–Americans to disparage Caucasians

  bling • n. US informal (formerly bling-bling) the outward manifestations of material success

  — ORIGIN 1990s: perhaps imitative of light reflecting off jewelry

  ONE

  The descent is nothing, a single flight of stairs leading from the street into the subway station at 145th Street and Broadway. How many times has Hootie, at age nineteen, tripped down these stairs? Hundreds, definitely – maybe thousands. It’s New York City, it’s July and this is West Harlem, land of the forlorn and forgotten, categories in which Hootie definitely includes himself. Still, Hootie feels as if he’s descending into hell itself. The heat rises up to greet him, wet as a predator’s tongue, the stench, too, of piss and mildew and a hundred years of steel dust and axle grease. The atmosphere is sharp enough to sting his eyes, sour enough to make him force the air he reluctantly breathes through clenched teeth. Beneath the worn soles of his low-end Nikes, the steps are greasy, while the rail beneath his hand is pocked with rust and the grimy wall tiles are slick with condensed humidity.

  Hootie has been using the system long enough to know that most of the 1 Line’s downtown stations, where the white people live, where the tourists congregate, have been refurbished. The tiles gleam, white as snow, and colorful mosaics brighten the walls. Not so uptown. No, no, not at all. Up here, it’s strictly Black to the back. You don’t like the filth, close your eyes. You don’t like the stink, don’t breathe.

  Hootie listens to the fading roar of a 1 Train heading south into Manhattan, the train he would have caught if he’d come down the stairs only a few seconds before. Trains run infrequently in the early morning hours and the wait for the next one is sure to be long. But Hootie has nowhere to go. At nineteen years old, a week out of Rikers Island Correctional Facility, he’s now also officially homeless, his sainted mom having kicked him out of her apartment twenty minutes before. Or better put, his mom’s fool of a husband, a tight-ass Jamaican named Archie Couch, having kicked him out.

  ‘Yo boy, ya don’t be livin’ here no more. Ya bring only harm to the household.’

  Hootie had wanted to slap the pompous bastard. He’d wanted to knock Archie on his tight ass. And Hootie would have, too, without thinking twice, if probation hadn’t been a condition of his release. Which brings up another problem. What’s gonna happen when his probation officer makes a home visit, an eventuality sure to occur within the next couple of weeks? Bad enough he doesn’t have a job. Now he doesn’t have a home either. Now he’s really and truly and absolutely fucked.

  Hootie takes a moment to scan the station, including the stairs behind him. Looking for the Man, a reflex that comes to him as naturally as it comes to anybody raised in Harlem, a reflex honed to a razor’s edge in the Otis Bantum Correctional Center on Rikers Island. Life in Otis Bantum was about watching your back at all times. Still is, for that matter, a point he definitely needs to consider because it’s growing more and more likely that he’ll be returning in the near future.

  But there are no cops in sight, not at the moment, no human beings of any kind except for a clerk snoring away in her bulletproof token booth.

  Hootie jumps the turnstile and finds a seat on a long wooden bench. He glances to his left, along the length of the platform and into the tunnel. He was wrong about it just being him and the clerk in the station. There’s a drunk passed out at the far the end of the platform. A plume of urine fans out from his crotch.

  Hootie pinches his nostrils in a vain attempt to shut out the stink, then settles back. He’s a tall boy, not quite a man, with a wiry build toned in an Otis Bantum weight room. His hair is coarse, thick and dark. Cut by a Rikers Island barber, it grips the side of his head, tight as a skullcap. Hootie’s decided to let his hair grow out and that’s what set his mother off. Hootie’s dad was a full-blooded Crow Indian who died when Hootie was twelve. Hootie’s mother, Corlie Couch, is a black woman and very much alive. She wants Hootie to embrace his black identity, but Hootie’s not buying. Neither black, nor white, nor Latino, nor Asian, he’s been an outsider all his life. In grammar school, the bullies among his schoolmates called him ‘What-Is-It?’

  Almost from his first day at Otis Bantum, when he wasn’t actively engaged in the fine art of survival, Hootie considered some aspect of his identity. Not his race, not at first. Hootie was labeled a criminal, officially, on the day he pled guilty to three downtown burglaries. And from that day forward, for the next nine months, morning, noon and night, he lived in a fifty-bed dormitory with other labeled criminals. Otis Bantum housed only post-conviction inmates. It was a prison, not a jail.

  But that didn’t make Hootie a criminal, not to Hootie’s way of thinking. The Corrections Officers called him ‘mutt’ and ‘piece of shit’ and ‘nigger’. They controlled where he went and what he did. But they couldn’t control his mind, no more than the judge who sentenced him, Judge Irene Bolardi, whose voice had rung with contempt.

  ‘You have no excuse, Mr. Hootier. You have a mother and father who work, and your sister’s an attorney. There was always food on the table and a roof over your head. You have ability, too, and talent – as your school records amply demonstrate. No, Mr. Hootier, you had all the advantages, but you chose to become a criminal. Now you have to pay the price.’

  Hootie had just stood there with his head down. Trying not to smile. He was OK with his lawyer’s advice – show remorse – but he was thinking, Yeah, I got no excuse. Not like them other niggers. Not like them abused niggers, them retarded niggers, them neglected niggers.

  Bolardi had gone on for a few minutes, then asked Hootie if he had anything to say. Hootie had nodded before reciting a little speech his lawyer had urged him to memorize.

  ‘I know I messed up my family. I know I let them down. I made a lot of mistakes, your H
onor, and I’m hopin’ you’ll give me another chance to make it up to them.’

  All bullshit, every word, because his sentence had been determined in advance and probation was off the table. Bolardi was gonna sentence him to a year, to be served on Rikers Island. If he was a reasonably good boy, he might be released in as little as nine months. And that was the sole reason for his apology. If he didn’t show remorse at time of sentencing, the parole board would penalize him on the back end.

  Seven months into his bid, Hootie finally decided that he was only a criminal if he labeled himself a criminal. Otherwise … Hootie wasn’t sure about the otherwise, but his thoughts inevitably led him to ask a different question. Though he hung with the brothers as a matter of necessity, he couldn’t make himself believe that he was any more Black than he was Indian. Black was a label he’d been given. It was not the face he confronted in the mirror every morning when he shaved. Hootie had his mother’s marble-round eyes, but every other feature was inherited from his father: the flat brow, the aquiline nose, the hollow cheeks, the narrow mouth. And his pale copper skin was so light that cops had to ask him his race.

  Hell, his father’s heritage was embedded in Hootie’s very name: Judson Two-Bears Hootier, Jr.

  Earlier, Hootie had made a clumsy attempt to explain all of this to his mother. They were in the living room, Hootie, his mom and Archie the asshole, watching The Original Kings of Comedy.

  ‘I think I’m gonna let my hair grow out, maybe wear it down to my shoulders. Like my father used to.’

  His mom had asked, her voice already edging up, ‘Why you wanna go there?’

  ‘I want to find out who I am.’

  ‘What, black isn’t good enough for you?’

  ‘It ain’t just about black.’

  ‘Uh-oh, here comes a story.’

  This familiar complaint – that Hootie makes it up as he goes along – is a gambit Hootie ignores. ‘It’s about criminal and minority and dumb and a hundred more labels been put on me. I gotta peel up the labels, see what’s underneath. I don’t, I’ll never get out from under.’

  ‘If you wanna get out from under, find a damn job.’

  Another gambit ignored. ‘I had a father, too,’ Hootie insisted.

  But his mom wasn’t listening and the conversation heated up, as it always did, as it always had, until Hootie finally blew his cool.

  ‘You buyin’ into the white man’s game. And why? ’Cause a hundred years ago some cracker said that one drop taints the whole man? And look at you anyway, light as you are. You think your green eyes came out of Africa?’

  Hootie laughs to himself, laughs despite his predicament. Questioning his mother’s identity was like asking a white prison guard why his momma sucks black cock. Hootie was out the door so fast he caught a wind burn.

  The turnstile to Hootie’s right flips over with a sharp ka-chunk. Without moving his head so much as a millimeter, Hootie scopes out the new arrival, a short, moon-faced Latino with a banana for a nose. The man wears baggy jeans and a T-shirt embroidered with a rhinestone skull. He glances at Hootie, then drifts off in the opposite direction.

  Hootie runs the back of his hand over the sweat that coats his forehead, then lays his hand in his lap. If possible, the stench is becoming even more nauseating. It reminds him of the six days and nights he spent in solitary confinement at Otis Bantum. The toilet had backed up on day two and the COs had predictably ignored his complaints. By the time they cut him loose on the seventh morning, the floor was covered with sewage.

  The turnstile spins twice more and a pair of Latinas emerge. Maybe thirteen or fourteen years old, the Latinas are wearing skintight Baby Phat jeans and tank-tops revealing enough to make Hootie shift in his seat. A man follows. He’s not young, but his manner is fiercely protective. A father, or maybe an uncle, yanking the girls out of a party somewhere.

  A northbound train rips into the station, the thrum of its engines and screech of its brakes loud enough to drown thought. The train pushes enough air forward to create a momentary breeze that cools the sweat on Hootie’s face and neck. He looks in the other direction for a southbound train, a train sure to be air-conditioned. No such luck. Across the track, the air brakes on the northbound train release with a collective hiss and the train moves on, revealing a few stragglers drifting along platform. The last man out is singing in Spanish and Hootie wonders if he’s one of the city’s many street psychos or merely drunk. Before he can decide, the turnstile flips again. This time, the figure that emerges, a white man in his late twenties, captures Hootie’s full attention. This is the biggest white man Hootie has ever seen – big like Shack, like an interior lineman – wearing a red Hawaiian shirt large enough to be a tablecloth and cargo shorts that drop below his knees. His head is enormous, but his features are small and regular. ‘Baby-faced’ is the description that pops into Hootie’s mind, until he looks into the man’s flint-gray eyes.

  Turning away, Hootie flashes back to a conversation he had with a middle-aged con named Eli Scannon. Scannon was a jailhouse philosopher who became Hootie’s mentor at Otis Bantum.

  ‘Mostly,’ Eli told him one day, ‘the white man believes all that bullshit he been sellin’ for the last hundred years. About the black man’s so-called appetite for violence. And mostly the white man is afraid of the black man. But there are some white men out there you don’t wanna mess with, especially if he’s wearin’ a uniform. This is a lesson the black man tends to learn the hard way.’

  Well, the man now sitting at the other end of the bench isn’t wearing a uniform. But that doesn’t mean he’s not a cop. Hootie’s thinking maybe it’s time to move on. He looks into the tunnel again. No help from that quarter.

  ‘Yo, you want a hit?’

  Hootie smells the weed before he sees it, a fat joint extended between fingers long enough to enclose his entire face. Somebody in Hootie’s head, his conscience, his guardian angel, screams, Nooooooooooo … But Hootie accepts the joint even before the echo dies away. He is so fucked up and he so needs to get high. He needs to have one thing in his life that isn’t about hopeless and helpless.

  After a second hit, Hootie’s mellow enough to refuse a third. He watches the man carefully stub the joint out and slide the roach into his shirt pocket. For a moment, as the man lifts his arm, Hootie’s marijuana-addled attention is drawn to the flock of green and gold parrots that encircle the man’s shirt. High being high, after all, he’s thinking they might fly away.

  ‘Conrad Yablonsky. People call me Bubba.’

  Hootie stares at the hand extended in his direction, then says, ‘Judson Two-Bears Hootier. But Hootie’ll be good enough.’

  Bubba squeezes gently, but his power is evident, a message sent and received. Again, Hootie tells himself to get off his ass, move away. And he would if he had somewhere to go. As it is, he settles on the bench and creates a mental list of friends and acquaintances. Hootie wants to avoid the shelter system if at all possible, and not just because the shelters are almost as dangerous as the housing units on Otis Bantum. Talk about hopeless and helpless. Talk about a future without horizons.

  But his other options aren’t much better. Yeah, there are people out there who’ll lend him a piece of floor to sleep on. The same people he hung with before he was sentenced, his partners in crime. Another road he does not want to go down.

  ‘Hootie, check this out, man.’

  Hootie glances at Bubba, then detects movement on the other side of the station, an enormous rat, big even by New York standards, coming from the end of the platform furthest from the station’s entrance. The rat dashes forward, running hunchbacked, tail as thick as a bullwhip, only to stop suddenly, nose raised and twitching.

  Hootie watches the animal repeat the process several times, then suddenly grins. ‘Dinner,’ he announces.

  Bubba nods once, then raises the tail of his Hawaiian shirt and slides an automatic pistol from beneath his waistband. He winks at Hootie and says, ‘I hate rats,’ before fir
ing off a barrage of shots that come too fast to be counted.

  Hootie is stunned, as if some higher power has grabbed hold of his brain, squeezing for all it’s worth. His mouth drops open, even as every other muscle in his body goes rigid. He can’t believe what he’s seeing. There are three rows of steel columns separating Bubba from his target and the far wall is tiled. Hootie doesn’t know which of these surfaces is being hit by the fusillade, but ricochets are flying in all directions. It’s like an old western, where the good guy and the bad guy are shooting it out on some rocky hillside. Ka-blam, ka-blam. Ping, zing. Passengers on both sides of the platforms are running for the only exit, pushing through the turnstiles, galloping up the stairs to the street. A woman begins to scream and Hootie wonders if she’s been hit. When he turns his head to look, she’s in an all-out sprint.

  ‘Enough bullshit.’

  Bubba rises to his feet and takes careful aim, holding the gun in two massive hands, sighting along the barrel, finally squeezing off a last shot. Hit dead center, the rat literally explodes, its various parts – bone, blood and viscera – splattering against the wall. A few seconds later, as a southbound train pulls into the station, Bubba stoops to retrieve the shell casings scattered to the right of the bench, all except the one lodged between the bench and the tiled wall.

  ‘Our carriage awaits,’ he tells Hootie.

  TWO

  Within seconds, Hootie’s dumbfounded shock is replaced by anger. Young as he is, Hootie’s no punk. Never mind the fact that Bubba has to bend over to enter the train, or that his head brushes the top of the car. Never mind the fact that Bubba’s packing serious heat. There are times when you have to stand up for yourself, no matter what the odds.

  Hootie balls his right hand into a fist and says, ‘Listen up. I’m a week out of Rikers and I’m on probation. If I get violated because of your asshole move, I swear to God I’ll cap your dumb ass. I don’t care if it takes me the rest of my fucking life.’

  Bubba looks down at Hootie and smiles, which only pisses Hootie off all the more. ‘Hey, take it easy. I’m just a month out of the joint. I’m on parole, myself.’