The Pursuit Of Happiness

by Douglas Kennedy

  Three weeks into this period of self-incarceration, I received a letter from Dudley Thomson. He explained that he would be representing the Grey family in the divorce settlement and asked me to arrange an appointment with him at my earliest possible convenience. He said I could have my own legal counsel present at this meeting – but suggested that I not go to the expense of hiring a lawyer for this preliminary discussion, as the Greys wanted to settle matters as quickly as possible.

  'Hire a lawyer,' Eric said after I showed him this letter. 'They want to settle for as little as they can.'

  'But I really don't want anything from them.'

  'You're entitled to alimony . . . or at least a sizeable settlement. That's the very least those bastards owe you.'

  'I'd rather just walk away . . .'

  'They exploited you . . .'

  'No, they didn't.'

  'They used you as a battery hen and . . .'

  'Eric, stop turning this into a class warfare drama. Especially as the Greys and ourselves are basically from the same damn class.'

  'You should still take them for every penny possible.'

  'No – because that would be unethical. And that's not my style. I know what I want from the Greys. If they give it to me, then this entire matter can be settled without further grief. Believe me, what I want more than anything right now is no further grief.'

  'At least find some tough divorce lawyer to have in your corner . . .'

  'I need nobody. That's my new credo, Eric. From now on, I'm depending on no one.'

  And so, I made an appointment to see Mr Thomson, and walked into his office without a legal entourage. He was rather surprised by that.

  'I actually expected to see you here today with at least one legal counselor,' he said.

  'Really?' I said. 'After advising me that I needed no counsel present at this interview?'

  He flashed me a smile, showing bad dental work (a true sign of his deep Anglophilia). 'I expect no one to really follow my advice,' he said.

  'Well, I have. So – let's get this over with. Tell me what you are proposing.'

  He coughed a bit, and shuffled through a few papers, trying to mask his surprise at my directness. 'The Greys want to be as generous as possible . . .'

  'You mean, George Grey wants to be as generous as possible. I was – am still – married to him, not his family.'

  'Yes, yes, of course,' he said, sounding a little flustered. 'George Grey wants to offer you a most reasonable settlement.'

  'What's his – and your – idea of a "most reasonable settlement"?'

  'We were thinking of something in the region of two hundred dollars a month . . . payable up until the time you remarry.'

  'I'm never getting married again.'

  He attempted a benevolent smile. He failed. 'I can understand you're upset, Mrs Grey, given the circumstances. But I'm certain an attractive, intelligent woman like yourself will have no trouble finding another husband . . .'

  'Except that I'm not in the market for another husband. Anyway, even if I was, I am now, medically speaking, damaged goods – to use my mother-in-law's kind words.'

  He looked deeply embarrassed. 'Yes, I heard about your . . . medical difficulties. I am dreadfully sorry.'

  'Thank you. But back to business. I'm afraid two hundred dollars a month is unacceptable. My salary at Saturday Night/Sunday Morning was three hundred a month. I think I deserve that.'

  'I'm certain three hundred dollars a month would be agreeable.'

  'Good. Now I have a proposal to put to you. When I told you that I am never planning to marry again, I'm certain you realized that George will, in effect, be paying me alimony for the rest of my life.'

  'Yes, that thought did cross my mind.'

  'I would like to simplify matters in that regard. I am willing to accept a one-off payment from George. Once that is made, I will ask for no further financial maintenance from him.'

  He pursed his lips. 'And what sort of sum were you considering?'

  'I was married to George for almost five months. I was with him for two months before then. Let's call it a total of seven months. I would like a year's alimony for each of those months. That works out at . . .'

  He was already scribbling figures on his desk blotter. 'Twenty-five thousand two hundred dollars,' he said.

  'Precisely.'

  'It's a large sum.'

  'Not if you consider that, all going well, I should be alive for another forty-five or fifty years.'

  'That is a point. And is that sum simply an opening offer?'

  'No – it's the final offer. Either George agrees to pay me that amount up-front, or he can support me until the day I die. Are we clear about that, Mr Thomson?'

  'Exceedingly. Naturally, I will have to discuss this with the Greys . . . sorry, with George.'

  'Well, you know where to find me,' I said, standing up.

  He proffered his hand. I took it. It was soft and spongy. 'May I ask you something, Mrs Grey?'

  'Of course.'

  'This may sound strange, given that I am representing your husband, but I am nonetheless curious to know one thing: why on earth don't you want ongoing alimony?'

  'Because I want nothing to do with the Greys ever again. And you can convey my feelings to your clients, should you so wish.'

  He let go of my hand. 'I sense they know that already. Goodbye, Mrs Grey.'

  On the way out of the offices of Potholm, Grey and Connell, I saw Edwin Grey, Sr, walking towards me in the corridor. Immediately, he lowered his eyes to avoid meeting mine. Then he passed by me without saying a word.

  As soon as I was out of the building, I hailed a taxi and headed back to Sullivan Street. The meeting had drained me. I wasn't used to playing the role of the hard negotiator. But I was pleased with the way I had handled things. Just as I had surprised myself with the statement that I would never marry again. It was said off the top of my head, without premeditation. I hadn't considered the matter before making this declaration. But it evidently reflected what I was thinking right now. Whether I would still be thinking this same way about marriage several years from now was another matter. What I did know was this: it didn't work when your heart led your head. It didn't work when your head led your heart. Which, in turn, meant . . .

  What?

  Maybe that we never get it right. We just muddle through.

  Which is perhaps one of the great reasons why love always disappoints. We enter it hoping it will make us whole – that it will shore up our foundations, end our sense of incompleteness, give us the stability we crave. Then we discover that, on the contrary, it is a deeply exposing experience. Because it is so charged with ambivalence. We seek certainty in another person. We discover doubt – both in the object of our affection and in ourselves.

  So perhaps the trick of it is to recognize the fundamental ambivalence lurking behind every form of human endeavor. Because once you recognize that – once you grasp the flawed nature of everything – you can move forward without disappointment.

  Until, of course, you fall in love again.

  Two days after my meeting with Dudley Thomson, a letter from him arrived in the mail. In it, he informed me that George Grey had accepted my proposal of a once-off payment of $25,200 – on the condition that I would abnegate (his word) any further claims to alimony and/or other forms of financial maintenance. He also suggested that fifty per cent of this sum would be payable to me on signature of a legally binding agreement (which he would draw up once I informed him that, in principle, I accepted these terms), and fifty per cent when the official divorce decree came through twenty-four months from now (New York State was very reluctant back then to issue divorces with ease).

  I picked up the phone and called Mr Thomson, informing him that I agreed to these terms. Within a week of that call, a legal agreement arrived through the mail. It was lengthy and semantically challenging for anyone like myself who hadn't been to law school. Eric also read it and decided it was labyrinthine
. So, that day, he found me a local attorney in the neighborhood. His name was Joel Eberts. He was a beefy man in his late fifties, built like a stevedore. He had his office on the corner of Thompson and Prince Streets. It was one room, with scuffed linoleum and fluorescent lighting. His handshake was like a vise. But I liked his blunt style.

  After briefly perusing the contract, he whistled through his blackened teeth and said, 'You were actually married to Edwin Grey's son?'

  'I'm afraid so. Do you know the Greys?'

  'I think I'm a little too Semitic for their social tastes. But in my younger days, I used to practice labor law, and for a while I represented the dockers over at the Brooklyn Navy Yards. You ever been over to the Navy Yards?'

  'Yes,' I said quietly. 'Once.'

  'Anyway, Old Man Grey's firm made a lot of money representing the private contractors at the Navy Yards. Grey himself had this really fearsome reputation for actually taking pleasure in screwing the workers, especially when it came to negotiating contracts. And the thing was: the guy always won. I hated the sonofabitch – 'scuse my French – so I'll be happy to look this over for you. Six bucks an hour is what I charge. Is that okay?'

  'Very reasonable. Too reasonable, in fact. Shouldn't I be paying you more?'

  'This is the Village, not Wall Street. Six bucks an hour is my rate, and I'm not going to jack it up just because you're dealing with Potholm, Grey and Connell. But lemme ask you something: why just accept a one-off payment from the bastards?'

  'I have my reasons.'

  'As I am representing you, you'd better tell me them.'

  Hesitantly, I informed him about the awfulness of the marriage, the nightmare that was my mother-in-law, and the miscarriage – with all its permanent implications. When I finished, he leaned over his desk and quickly squeezed my hand.

  'That's a tough call, Miss Smythe. I'm really sorry.'

  'Thank you.'

  'Listen, I'll have all this sorted out in a couple of days. It shouldn't take more than around ten to twelve hours of my time, max.'

  'That's fine,' I said.

  A week later, Mr Eberts called me at Eric's apartment.

  'Sorry it took me some time to get back to you, but this took a little longer to negotiate than expected.'

  'I thought it was all pretty straightforward.'

  'Miss Smythe – when it comes to law, nothing's straightforward. Anyway, here's the deal. First the Bad News: I ended up spending twenty hours on this agreement, so it's gonna cost you a hundred and twenty dollars . . . which I know is twice the originally quoted price, but that's how these things go. Especially since the Good News is really Good News. They're now gonna pay you a one-off settlement of thirty-five grand.'

  'Thirty-five thousand dollars? But Mr Thomson and I had agreed twenty-five thousand.'

  'Yeah – but I always like to get my clients a little more than they bargained for. Anyway, I spoke to a doctor friend of mine, who told me that we could have a case against that quack specialist your mother-in-law imposed on you. What was his name again?'

  'Dr Eisenberg.'

  'Yeah, that's the gonif. Anyway, according to my doc friend, Eisenberg was negligent in not detecting the catastrophic nature of your pregnancy – and therefore could be held responsible for the permanent damage you suffered. Of course, that jerk Dudley Thomson at Potholm, Grey and Connell tried to pooh-pooh the idea of medical negligence – until I told him that if the Greys really wanted a nasty public divorce case, we were prepared to give them one.'

  'But I would never have agreed to that.'

  'Believe me, I was aware of that. All I was doing was playing Call My Bluff. And then I told them we now wanted a settlement of fifty grand . . .'

  'Good God.'

  'Of course I knew they'd never agree to that. But it did scare the pants off them – because within a day they came back with a counter-offer of thirty-five. Thompson says it's their absolutely final offer, but I'm pretty sure I can get them up to forty . . .'

  'Thirty-five will do just fine,' I said. 'Very honestly, I don't think I should accept this new sum at all.'

  'Why the hell not? The Greys have got the money. Medically speaking, they're partially to blame for what happened to you. More to the point, this is a good deal for them. Once they pay you off, they'll never have another responsibility towards you again . . . which is how you wanted it, right?'

  'Yes, but . . . I had agreed to the sum of twenty-five.'

  'That's until you hired a lawyer. And trust me on this one: they owe you.'

  'I don't know what to say.'

  'Say nothing. Just take the money . . . and don't feel any guilt about it.'

  'At least let me pay you more than a hundred and twenty dollars.'

  'Why? That's my fee.'

  'Thank you.'

  'No, thank you. I had great fun finally winning one against Edwin-goddamn-Grey. The agreement should be here tomorrow, so I'll call you when it's ready for signature. And here's another little bit of good news: they're gonna give you the entire thirty-five grand right now, on the condition that you don't contest the divorce.'

  'Why on earth would I want to do that?'

  'That's what I told him. So, there we go. Happy?'

  'Overwhelmed.'

  'Don't be. But if you wouldn't mind a small piece of advice, Miss Smythe?'

  'Please.'

  'As we used to say in Brooklyn, spend the money smart.'

  I heeded that advice. When the payment came through a month later, I put it in the bank and went shopping. For an apartment. It only took a week to find what I was looking for: a sunny one-bedroom place on the first floor of a turn-of-the-century brownstone on West 77th Street off Riverside Drive. The apartment was spacious, with three bright rooms, high ceilings, hardwood floors. There was a small alcove area off the living room which would make a perfect study. But the best selling point – the thing that made me want the place immediately – was the fact that it had its own private garden. All right, it was only a ten by ten patch of cracked paving stones and dead grass – but I knew I could do wonderful things with it. More tellingly, I would have my own private garden in the center of Manhattan – a little dash of green in the middle of all that high-rise concrete and brick. True, the walls of the apartment were covered in heavy brown floral wallpaper. And yes, the kitchen was a little old-fashioned – it had an antiquated ice box that actually required regular deliveries from the local ice man. But the real-estate broker said that she'd be willing to shave $300 off the asking price of $8000 to compensate for the renovations I would need to make. I told her to add another $200 to that figure, and we'd have a deal. She agreed. As it was a brownstone, I didn't have to be vetted by the board of the cooperative. There was just a monthly maintenance fee of $20. I used Joel Eberts again to handle the legal work. I paid cash. I owned the apartment a week after I saw it.