Memoirs of a Neurotic Zombie
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Before writing stories for a living, Jeff did lots of other jobs, including: delivering newspapers, cleaning toilets, caddying at bridge (the card game) tournaments, umpiring baseball games, ushering at the local cinema, driving executives around, devising business plans, developing new products, marketing washing-up liquid, pushing a mail cart, reading scripts, making movies, running the Enid Blyton literary estate, and developing and producing TV shows.
With perhaps the exception of ushering at the cinema, writing is his favourite job.
When he’s not dreaming up stories and writing them down, Jeff is on the web at www.jeffnorton.com and on social media as @thejeffnorton.
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