Christmas Carol & the Defenders of Claus

by Robert L. Fouch

  Copyright © 2017 by Robert L. Fouch

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  For Tyler

  CHAPTER 1

  The Reindeer

  You’d never guess it to look at me—this skinny, freckle-faced, red-haired oddball of a twelve-year-old girl—but I am a Defender of Claus. And I was there to witness the end of Santa.

  You think I’m kidding, right? Some kind of sick joke? I wish. But I saw him fall—Santa and his elves and the other Defenders—all at the hands of the evil Masked Man, who turned to attack me next. Maybe you’re wondering: Who in his right mind would want to hurt Santa Claus? Well, let’s just say that greed exists in this world, and heartlessness, and folks who don’t believe in the magic of Christmas. And the Defenders, every one of them a misfit like me, use their powers to protect Santa, to stand up for goodness and for the joy of giving.

  But hold on. I’m getting way ahead of myself. We need to start from the beginning. Sorry, I know that’s a major cliff-hanger. But this is my story, and I need to tell it my way.

  They call me Christmas Carol.

  Why? Glad you asked. First off, my name’s Carol, but I’m guessing you’re not a total doofus and figured that out. Second, I may be slightly obsessed with Christmas—OK, OK, totally obsessed, which isn’t exactly the coolest thing when you’ve reached my advanced age. But I can’t help myself. I wish it could be Christmas all year-round. Santa’s a super awesome dude. My favorite colors are red, just like my hair, and green, just like my eyes. And, of course—you know, because I’m not insane—I love getting presents. So take a girl named Carol Glover who adores Christmas, stick her in any elementary school, and what do you get? My classmates solved that equation quicker than you can open a present from Santa. Christmas + Carol = Christmas Carol. Soooooo clever.

  You might think I’ve got a sweet setup for a gal infatuated with the holiday. My Uncle Christopher, the one who takes care of me, he owns a toy business. Wait, sorry, he owns an international toy company, which he named—and you’re never going to believe this—the International Toy Company. Genius! Maybe it’s not the most exciting name in the world, but then, my uncle’s not what you’d call an exciting guy. He sure can sell the heck out of toys, though. We’re talking rich with a capital R-I-C-H. But Uncle Christopher’s a total Scrooge. He doesn’t really like kids, and the only reason he’s interested in Christmas at all is because the holiday makes him gobs and gobs of money.

  So how did I end up with him? Well, my dad vanished when I was five; no one knows what happened to him. Then Mom died of cancer a year later, and Uncle Christopher, Dad’s brother, took me in. But I don’t like to talk about that. For now, I need to tell you about the reindeer. You just knew there had to be one of those in this story, didn’t you? The day I touched the reindeer, that’s when the weirdness started, the first clue my life was about to turn to chaos. Forgive me if this sounds all heroic and stuff, but that sweet old reindeer? He led me to my destiny.

  It all started a little over a month ago, November 18 to be exact, the day of the annual Hillsboro Holiday Festival. I was decorating my room, like I do every year on festival day, getting into the holiday spirit—well, more into the holiday spirit. It was official: Christmas season was upon us.

  As I draped tinsel over my door, standing tippy-toe on the edge of my rolling desk chair—yes, I know, not the smartest thing I ever did—I happened to glance down and nearly jumped right out of my festive red-and-white-striped pants. There stood my best friend, Amelia Jimenez, as if she’d been teleported out of nowhere. I yelped, then tottered, then tumbled, pulling down tinsel on my way to the hard, wooden floor. Amelia managed to catch me. Sort of. But we still wound up in a tangle of limbs and tinsel. And the wreath on my door fell off and bopped Amelia on the head.

  “Jeez, Carol,” Amelia said, rubbing where she’d been bonked and pulling off the tinsel that coiled around her neck like an exotic silver snake. A pinecone from the wreath rolled into the hall as if fleeing the scene. “Are you trying to kill us?”

  “You snuck up on me! You’re like a ninja.”

  “Ay dios mio, Carol. I just walked in!” she said, exasperated. Everything Amelia says has a Spanish lilt because she immigrated to the United States from the Dominican Republic when she was six, and she throws out Spanish phrases sometimes, especially when she’s annoyed with me. Let’s just say I hear Spanish A LOT.

  “Well, I didn’t see you,” I said.

  “Yeah, that seems to happen all the time,” she muttered. I started to argue, but Amelia’s attention had already been diverted by the outrageous spectacle that was my room. Her brown eyes went wide. Her jaw dropped. She even gasped.

  “Cool, huh?” I said.

  “That’s one word for it,” she answered. “Don’t you think it’s a bit, um, over the top?”

  I looked around at my day’s work and shrugged. “Seems fine to me.”

  “How many Santas do you have?”

  “Santa’s my guy.”

  “That’s not an answer.”

  I sighed. “Fifty-eight.”

  “That’s crazy, Carol!”

  I had ceramic Santas, stuffed Santas, a papier-mâché Santa, a giant plastic Santa nearly as tall as I am, Santa ornaments, Santa mugs, a Santa cookie jar, a Santa music box, and in the center of my dresser, one special Santa, carved from wood and beautifully hand-painted, that I treasured above all else and kept where I could see it at night, the nightlight next to my dresser making it seem to glow.

  “You know why,” I said softly.

  Amelia hung her head slightly and sighed. “Yeah.”

  “It’s all I have left from them.”

  “I know.” Amelia smiled sympathetically. She’d heard the story before, how I wound up with my uncle in Florida, how he came for me in the dead of winter after Mom died when I was six, and all I’d taken from our little house in Syracuse, New York, was a bag of clothes and the carved wooden Santa my parents had given me on the Christmas before Dad vanished. So began my Santa obsession. “Your room does look really pretty, though,” Amelia said.

  I got up and ran to the window, drawing the curtains against the afternoon sun and throwing us into semidarkness. “Check this out.” I flipped the switch on the extension cord, and the room exploded with colorful lights, blinking and sparkling a
nd spinning and pulsating. My decorated tree glimmered. The huge red-and-white aluminum candy canes I’d hung along the wall shone. The Christmas train in the corner blew its whistle and zipped around its tiny track.

  Amelia’s eyes glowed as brightly as the lights. She smiled again. “Not bad, Carol.”

  “That’s Christmas Carol to you,” I said, grinning. “Now let’s go. It’s festival time!”

  My uncle’s driver, Gus, was usually the one who took us places: to any school event, out for pizza, or bowling, or a movie, just about everywhere. But this year I’d begged my uncle. I’d promised to study harder in school. I swore I wouldn’t pester him about doing anything else for the rest of the year, and possibly into next year. (I was willing to negotiate.) I even insisted I would keep my room neat and clean for a whole month. And finally, Uncle Christopher relented. He would go to the festival with us. A Christmas miracle!

  You might be wondering why I was so desperate for him to go, since I’ve already mentioned he’s not the most thrilling man on planet Earth. Well, he is my uncle. He’s family. In fact, he’s my only family. I have no grandparents—Dad’s folks died in a car accident before I was born, and Mom was an orphan—and Uncle Christopher is Dad’s only sibling. Don’t you love doing things with your family around the holidays? Getting all warm and fuzzy and sentimental? That’s what I hoped for with my uncle.

  I should have known better.

  Once we arrived at the festival, Uncle Christopher walked ten feet behind us, shaking his head no every time I tried to coax him into doing anything other than just standing there looking bored. He yawned when we played the ringtoss. (Amelia won a stuffed Santa, which she generously gave to me for my collection. Fifty-nine!) He repeatedly looked at his watch while we rode the Tilt-A-Whirl. (I managed not to barf, barely.) And he rolled his eyes when we tried to get him to feed the petting zoo animals or the noisy red-and-green parrot who had been taught to squawk, “Merry Christmas!”

  And as the sun sank into a dusky sky, and the festival came alive with colorful lights that rivaled my bedroom display, I gave up on him. I wanted to see the Santa House, and I didn’t want him ruining it. So I snuck away when he was busy staring at his cell phone, Amelia rushing to catch up and looking back worriedly as we left him behind.

  The holiday festival didn’t focus exclusively on Christmas—there were booths and decorations for Thanksgiving (only five days away), Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, and even Easter, which seemed odd—but Christmas and Santa definitely ruled. And even though it was like eighty degrees, festival organizers managed to create a sparkling winter wonderland. At the Santa House, a huge line of kids waited for a chance to sit on the jolly old fellow’s lap, and I soooooo wanted to join them. I would have loved to chat with the Bearded One, ask how the missus was, tell him all about my now fifty-nine Santas, remind him of the whole I’ve-been-really-good-this-year thing. But Amelia nixed that idea quick as you can say, “Bah humbug.”

  “If you get spotted on Santa’s lap, you’ll never, EVER live that down.”

  “I just want to talk to him.”

  My best friend glared at me with her big, brown eyes, trying hard to look stern but managing only to look like her usual cute self. Amelia was pretty in a smart-girl, nerdy sort of way. I loved her skin, which was light brown and as smooth as a new bar of soap. She had silky, black hair and a dazzling smile. She complained about being invisible, but I’m sure a bunch of boys had crushes on her. “Mira, Carol!” Amelia said. (Uh-oh, Spanish.) “You’re twelve! Don’t you think you’re a little old for Santa?”

  I wanted to shout, “You’re never too old for Santa!” But I just crossed my arms and pouted. She was right—nothing good would come of me plopping down on Santa’s lap—but I hated when she was right. So we just stood there, sweating in the stuffed reindeer antler hats my uncle, Mr. Scrooge, reluctantly bought us, and watching kids hop on Santa’s lap.

  That’s when I spotted the reindeer. He lazily munched on grass, the rope from his halter tied to the Santa House. Poor thing. He looked ancient. His gray fur was dirty and ragged, his antlers scarred and droopy, and he panted in the heat. He was fat and round, a fuzzy barrel with antlers. I motioned for Amelia to follow, and we wandered over.

  “Be careful, girls.” That was the Voice of Reason, as Uncle Christopher likes to refer to himself. He’d torn himself away from his phone long enough to track us down.

  “OK, Uncle Chris,” I responded, grinning. He hates when I call him that. “Carol, dear, I prefer Christopher,” he usually says, though this time he just offered up a give-me-strength-Lord sigh and buried his nose back in his phone. My uncle looked about as miserable as the reindeer. He’s actually handsome, with red hair like mine, but he has a stern, snooty face that appears to have been chiseled from granite. And, as always, he wore a white collared shirt, gray tie, and black dress pants, which—surprise!—made him sweat buckets. Let me repeat that: he wore a shirt and tie—to a holiday festival! So weird.

  We approached the reindeer, which raised his gray head to look at us, the bells on his halter tinkling softly. He had kind eyes, large and round and deep brown, but cloudy with age. I started to reach for the deer, but Amelia piped in, “I don’t think we should touch it.”

  I hesitated. “Why not? He’s cute.”

  “He might be dangerous,” Amelia said, keeping her distance.

  “This old thing?” I laughed and touched the deer on the snout, right above his black nose.

  Bam! There was a sudden flash from my hand, like static electricity, only way stronger, enough to make my body jerk and the hair on the back of my neck stand on end. It was as if the old deer was filled with a huge energy that coursed through my fingers. Even weirder, sparks flew: red and white and green, like Christmasy fireworks.

  I was so startled that I yanked my hand away, frightened by the jolt. But the reindeer seemed to have the opposite reaction. I don’t know if it’s even possible for a reindeer to smile, but I could swear that he did. His droopy antlers shot up, strong and tall. His gray, patchy fur suddenly looked thick, glistening in the Christmas lights. His fat seemed to melt into muscle, his glassy eyes clearing like a cloudy sky turning to blue.

  What happened next depended on which witnesses you talked to and how willing you were to believe what their eyes told them. Some folks claimed the reindeer simply jumped—really, really high. But I didn’t buy that for one second, even before all the craziness that came later. There was no doubt in my mind that the reindeer defied the laws of gravity and honest-to-goodness flew. I gazed in awe as he soared high over the festival crowd, at least until his rope, attached to the Santa House, yanked him back to Earth.

  The deer tumbled to the ground right in front of us. We jumped back as he sprang to his feet, his bells jingling like mad, that goofy smile still on his face. It was as if he’d been pumped full of adrenaline. He tried to run, but he was jerked back hard by the rope. The Santa House rocked, and the Big Guy, who had a girl on his lap, leaped out of his chair in alarm.

  Then the deer ran the other direction, scattering festivalgoers as he yanked violently on his rope. A loud crack splintered the air. The Santa House began to sway. Then it buckled. Santa and the screaming child made a jump for it, as if leaping from the deck of the Titanic. Horrified, I watched the house tilt one way, then the other. A falling wall squashed Santa’s mailbox. Styrofoam gumdrops on the roof broke loose and rolled away. The house collapsed with an enormous crash. I cringed and shrank into myself, hoping no one had noticed that I’d somehow set the reindeer loose.

  But everyone was too focused on the chaos to notice me, and now that the reindeer was free, he bucked and snorted joyfully. Maybe he wanted to share his newfound freedom with his fellow animals, because he barreled right through the pens of the petting zoo, scattering the goats and sheep and rabbits and the Shetland pony, along with the “real-life zebra” festival organizers bragged about on the posters.

  The noise was deafening, as if one of those animal
-sound toys my uncle’s company sells had gone berserk. Brays and squeals and honks filled the air. The parrot squawked its festive phrase as it flew away. “Merry Christmas! Squawk! Merry Christmas! Squawk! ”

  Here’s where it got really nuts. A tarp that had covered the rabbit enclosure was now draped over the deer’s face. He banged off of a trash can, sending it spinning down the festival grounds, spewing garbage. Then he ricocheted off a concession stand like a hairy pinball. Then he slammed headfirst into the pie-judging contest platform, which collapsed, but only on one end. Now it was like a giant sliding board. The table, the pies, and the contest judge rocketed down the slide. The pies hit the ground—thwap, thwap, thwap, thwap—making a multi-colored pile of pie gunk, which the judge landed in face-first. He sat up, dazed. A goat walked over and began licking pie filling from the top of his bald head.

  By now the tarp had fallen from the deer’s eyes, but he was still running hard. I looked at what lay in his path: a roped-off area that held an enormous candy-cane-striped hot-air balloon.

  “Oh, no,” Amelia and I said, in unison. A few brave souls waited for a ride when the deer came charging past, his antler hooking the rope holding the balloon to the earth. The balloon operator chased the deer and grabbed the rope attached to his antler. The deer, still running at a full gallop, dragged the poor guy, who bounced and slid through the muddy field, tumbling over the grass like a falling water-skier across the surface of a lake. Then I heard a gasp from Amelia. The empty balloon took flight, soaring into the cloudless Florida sky. The deer, as if nothing out of the ordinary had happened, stopped in the field and calmly started munching on grass. The balloon handler, covered in mud, took off after his balloon, but it soared higher and higher.

  I still hadn’t moved from the spot where I set the chaos in motion. I didn’t know whether to run or try to help somebody, wishing I could just disappear. Amelia seemed to be hyperventilating and muttered, “Ay dios mio! Ay dios mio!” Maybe you don’t know Spanish, but I can tell you that definitely doesn’t translate to, “Look at the cute deer and the pretty balloon!”