Minor Glitches (Southern Chaotic's MC Book 1)

by Arden, Dana

  Chapter 10

  RYKER

  The rest of the week goes by smoothly with the help of Queenie and Dani’s mom helping with the kids, so Trigger and I could help at the bar. I have only had to endure a few moments of mental anguish while Dani was performing on stage. The baffling thing was Chase always volunteered to be on stage as her helper. Jealous doesn’t even cut how I felt with him up there and Dani’s hands and pussy all over him. The green-eyed monster was fast approaching and it took Trigger to remind me that Chase has never stood a chance with Dani, so I’m optimistic that’s true.

  Saturday night has finally come and there have been four sets before Dani and Sadie disappear to the back of the bar to get ready with Queenie waiting tables. Anticipation of what the hell is going to transpire on that stage is fierce. Trigger and I can’t figure out what’s going on and all Queenie keeps doing is humming and grinning like the Cheshire cat.

  The DJ finally lowers the music to make his announcement and the bar is at a standstill waiting.

  “Well fellas we have a treat tonight. Two of our favorite gals are going to be on that stage tonight together. You might want to get your drinks refilled and go to the restroom so you don’t miss out. In five minutes, you’ll be mesmerized by Angel and Sadie.”

  The bar becomes so busy with Queenie and Razz giving drink orders along with the patrons that are positioned at the bar. Finally, it calms down and the DJ comes back on.

  “Alright, let’s give these ladies the attention they deserve. Introducing Angel and Sadie.”

  “Unsteady” by X Ambassadors begins to play and all the lights in the club go out being replaced with black lights. Very interesting. Two figures appear at the back of the stage. One is covered in pink paint and the other is covered in blue. It is hard to tell the girls apart other than Dani has nipple piercings. She looks amazing.

  Dani walks up to the pole and leans her back on the pole with her hands behind her back holding the pole under her ass. Sadie has one hand in each of the two pull-up bars hanging with her head down.

  When the part of the song that says approach, appear, Dani gracefully walks towards Sadie and lifts her chin with her hand and damn if she doesn’t slowly kiss Sadie on the mouth. I mean fuck that was unexpected.

  When she is finishes kissing Sadie, she turns her back to Sadie and then Sadie lets go of the bars and turns Dani by the shoulders to face her again. Then Dani bends a little at the knees and puts her hands at the back of Sadie’s thighs with her face in between Sadie’s tits.

  Dani lifts Sadie off the stage and Sadie wraps her legs and arms around Dani tucking her head in Dani’s neck as Dani turns and begins walking towards the pole. With Sadie’s back against the pole with her grabbing a hold of the top of the pole to steady herself, Dani slowly squats in front of Sadie with her hands on the back of Sadie’s thighs to support her. Dani is now eye level with Sadie’s pussy and she leans in like she is going to lick her pussy and then you see Dani kissing up and down Sadie’s thighs. Dani lets go of Sadie’s legs and slides down the pole as Dani stands gradually to where the positions are reversed and the only part of Sadie you can see clearly is from the neck down with her head in between Dani’s thighs. Dani’s head is thrown back in ectasy.

  Then Sadie’s head appears between Dani’s legs as she crawls on all fours to the edge of the stage and lays on her back with her head at the edge, knees bent and spread wide with her hands roaming her body.

  Dani is now climbing the pole. She does a few twirls around and then she does that midpole split stop and slides down the pole. Once she is on the floor, she crawls towards Sadie. She lowers her head and places a kiss on Sadie’s mound and gradually kisses up her torso. She sucks one of Sadie’s nipples in her mouth while she tugs the other between her fingers and continues to kiss her collarbone, jaw, and the finale is Dani kissing the fuck out of Sadie at the same time Sadie’s hands are all over Dani as they grind against each other.

  Sadie takes over and rolls Dani on her back as she straddles her. Sadie gyrates her hips and while the last word, little unsteady, plays Sadie lowers her front to Dani’s little by little until she has completely enclosed Dani. The black lights shut off completely and by the time the regular light come back on, the stage is empty.

  The patrons are silent for all of a few seconds and then there are hoots and hollers for more. I still haven’t been able to comprehend what I just witnessed. I turn to Trigger and he is in the same state I’m in.

  I come out of my erotic daze to Queenie tapping me on my shoulder. I quickly adjust myself and turn to face her.

  “Quite a show, huh,” she laughs as she moves behind the bar to get her drink order since Trigger and I are incompetent at the moment.

  “Uh…yeah,” I stutter. “I can honestly say I’m speechless.” At this, she walks out to the floor chuckling.

  I serve a few more people while I’m waiting for Trigger to get a grip. I guess I need to interrupt his daydream like Queenie did to mine. I walk over to him. He has his back to the bar and is facing the liquor bottles.

  “Trigger, you okay? You haven’t moved in five minutes.”

  He turns his head to look at me and his eyes are dilated. “I’m having an issue with my prick. I can’t get him to go down. I’ve been trying since the lights came back on, but he keeps standing strong. What the fuck am I supposed to do with this?” He gradually rotates his hips and I’m able to see his problem.

  “Go outside or to the bathroom, but cover that thing up before you scare people,” I say while laughing.

  I’m relieved I wasn’t the only one effected by the dynamic duo.

  Chapter 11

  DANI

  Last night, Sadie and I left the bar like our asses were on fire. No we weren’t embarrassed by our little show, but I definitely didn’t want to encounter Ryker while my thoughts the whole time I was dancing were about him and all the erotic things I wanted to do to him, so we escaped. Aunt Queenie was a good sport and closed up the bar.

  Once we were home, we both took thorough showers to get the paint off and hurriedly went to bed. It was a good thing I locked my door last night because around two in the morning there was a light knock and I could only speculate that it was Ryker wanting to ‘talk,’ but my libido has been burning like an inferno since he arrived back in my life and I’m afraid I’m going to drop my guard completely, letting him in.

  Today, my babies turn seven and there is so much to be done before this afternoon. I’ve been up since eight this morning starting the sides for the party and my mom will be over in about an hour to help get the rest of the food prepped before we head over to the clubhouse to finish.

  I’m sitting on the deck drinking my second cup of coffee when Ryker emerges from the sliding glass door with his own coffee.

  “Good morning, baby girl.” He gruffly greets me.

  “Mornin’, Ryker. You ready for today?”

  “Yeah about that. Can I borrow your car? I need to get some stuff from the store for the kids.”

  “Sure, the extra keys are hanging by the garage door.”

  “Do you need anything from the store?” He asks.

  “Not that I know of, but I never know until right before I need it. I’ll let you know.”

  “Thanks,” he says as he sits beside me and places his hand on my knee and squeezes. “So umm…you and Sadie were something else last night.”

  I can feel the blush rising from my neck to my cheeks. “Yep,” popping the ‘p,’ “I pestered the shit out of her last year to do the same thing and she wouldn’t have it. She can be really shy when it comes to the stage and I just see it as an outlet. All I have had to let loose and lose control is the stage, so it doesn’t normally affect me.”

  “Is that why you left without telling anyone and when I got back here you wouldn’t answer your door?” He responds with a smirk and a raised eyebrow.

  “Maybe, I couldn’t face you because I was embarrassed. Did you ever think of that?” I say li
ke a petulant child.

  “Nope,” he says popping the ‘p’. “I think you left because you couldn’t handle the ongoing sexual tension between us and you might have lost control on my cock instead of on that stage.”

  Well then, he knows me better than I thought he did. “Think what you want.” I huff.

  “I shall.” He winks.

  The kids make there way out on the deck, hyper as ever.

  “Good morning, mini-humans. What would you like for breakfast?” I ask them.

  Tate is all nervous energy. “I want poopy pancakes.” He says this while Ryker is taking a sip of his coffee which ends up being sprayed out of his mouth.

  “What the h-e-double hockey sticks are poopy pancakes, baby girl?”

  “Daddy, they are chocolate chip pancakes. We call them poopy pancakes because we can.” Rory says defiantly.

  “Alrighty then, whatever you want. It is your birthday. Baby girl, do you have all the ingredients for poopy pancakes?” Ryker replies.

  “I do indeed have the poopy and the pancake mix.” I giggle.

  All five of us head into the kitchen and I start pulling all the ingredients out while Ryker makes the kids some chocolate milk.

  Within fifteen minutes, we are sitting down at the table eating poopy pancakes when Trigger and Sadie walk in. They are both really quiet and just digging into their food. I look at Ryker and he shrugs. I’ll be talking to either my cousin or best friend later on with the tension that is dancing around my kitchen right now.

  Ryker clears his throat, “Trigger can you go to the store with me today before the party.” Trigger just nods yes.

  “Daddy, can I go with you?” Tate asks nervously and Ryker just looks at me to help him out, but he has to learn to say ‘no’ when he needs to when it comes to the kids.

  “Sure, Tate.”

  Rory pumps her fist in the air excitedly that ends on a ‘yes.’

  “Why are you so excited, baby?” I question my daughter.

  “Because momma that means that the girls can ride today!”

  “That is fine, but it also means that you ride home with your dad so Tate can ride back with me.” I respond.

  Sadie finally speaks. “Ryker if you don’t mind driving a pink Harley, you can drive it home and Lyla and I can ride back with Trigger.”

  “I’m man enough to drive a pink Harley.” He chuckles.

  “Then I guess it’s settled. Kids, especially you, Tate, go get ready for the day while we finish up and wait for MeMaw to get here.” I inform them.

  ~~~~

  The party at the clubhouse has been in full swing for about thirty minutes with no Ryker, Tate, or Trigger. I’ve received several texts asking for sizes for Rory and Lyla, and the infamous eight texts that said they were on their way.

  “Angel, where the hell is Tate at? It’s his birthday party too.” My dad is getting disgruntle because he is ready for the Nerf gun war than the actually birthday party, but he would never admit it. What can I say other than men and their guns whether metal or plastic.

  “Trigger and Ryker have both texted and said they’re on their way.”

  Just when I’m getting ready to leave the front room of the clubhouse, the missing man-children and my son come rushing in the door. They’re literally running through the clubhouse with bags full of stuff that I can only imagine I should be concerned about, but the smile on my son’s face is enough to hold me back.

  “There here, Dad,” I yell to him in the kitchen, “but it’ll probably be a little bit before their ready for war.” I state under my breath.

  I decide I will be more useful outside than inside with my anxious father. The food is set up and the girls and their friends are playing in the bounce house. As I’m standing and looking around to make sure everything is good to go, I get hit in the back by something wet. I turn to get a face full of water again. What the fuck is going on? I look down at my shirt and then look up to a grinning Trigger with a hand full of water balloons.

  “What the freak, Trigger. I’m not apart of this war.” I scream at him.

  I’m getting ready to charge him when I’m swung around to Ryker in all camouflage. He even has camo face paint on. Talk about taking this a little more seriously than a friendly Nerf war.

  He leans forward. “Baby girl, if you don’t want to get wet, I suggest you go hide with the girls in the bounce house.”

  “Just don’t get the food wet. Take it out further in the yard. I don’t mind getting a little wet.” I whisper as I’m leaning closer to his face. He is still for a second and then he grunts.

  Tate comes up beside him looking like a mini-Ryker engulfed in camo. Jesus, what are they planning to do? Tate has a gun belt with two guns. He even has an ankle strap with another gun. Then he is carrying a big ass Nerf gun.

  My dad and uncle come sneaking out the side door to the clubhouse, along with the rest of the forty and above, thinking they can get past the thirty and under group. They are covered in just as much camo as the three that are in front of me. This is going to be fascinating to see.

  The girls are screaming in the bounce house while all the boys come diving out of it to join the big kids. The little boys run inside, I guess to get spiffed up.

  About twenty minutes later, it is all out war. All the women and little girls are sitting at the picnic tables eating while we enjoy the entertainment. Ryker, Tate, and Trigger have cornered my dad and Uncle Rudy. My dad is saying something to Tate, but Tate just raises his hand from the pouch he picked up out of the woods a few moments ago and throws a water balloon at my dad. The look on my dad’s face is priceless, but then Uncle Rudy ducks behind my dad using him as a shield while he squirts Ryker in the face with a water gun and then Uncle Rudy takes off running. Aunt Queenie is on her feet yelling for my uncle to run, because he’s being chased by Trigger and Tate.

  Ryker takes a seat next to me. “You having fun.” He says breathless.

  “I can say this has been the best birthday party they have had thanks to you. I can definitely say that it was unexpected. I thought this was a game not full on war, but it was great to see my dad get put in his place by Tate after he aggravated the hell out of me most of the day waiting for ya’ll to show up.”

  Ryker laughs at this. “Trigger has been taunting him since we were at the store buying all this shit, so you can blame him for getting him rung up.”

  Before I can respond, I’m once again hit with cold water. I’m over it. I turn to see Trigger with a shit-eating grin on his face. Fucker, it is on. I stand up and run after him.

  Every time I get close enough he dodges me, but then Tate decides that it isn’t funny to mess with his momma. Tate stops Trigger by throwing a water balloon in his face. While he is trying to get the water out of his eyes, I charge him and take him out by the knees. He lands with an ‘oomph.’

  I crawl up Trigger so I’m straddling his ass so he can’t go anywhere. I look at Tate and his best friend, Brantley.

  “Get him boys!” I shout.

  “No, no, no. Tate, you don’t want to do this.” Trigger is screeching at the boys.

  I look up to see Sadie holding the damn ice container from the freezer. Tate and Brantley grab handfuls of ice and start shoving them down Trigger’s shirt and pants.

  “This is what you get Trigger when you mess with my momma. Didn’t Aunt Queenie teach you to respect women?” Shit, Tate is so resolute telling Trigger how it is.

  “Yes, Tate she did. I promise I’ll stop, but you can’t think that your momma is all woman. You saw her take me out. Come on man, my butt is freezing now.”

  I lean forward to whisper in Trigger’s ear, “Trigger did you or did you not get a glimpse of my goodies when the twins were born.” He starts gagging. “Then you know I am all woman and you should heed Tate’s warning because I’ll wake him up in the middle of the night so he can finish his vengeance.”

  “Okay, okay! Angel is all woman and I’ll never do anything else to her. I promise T
ate.” He begs.

  I get off of Trigger only to be pulled back into a vibrating hard chest. I look over my shoulder to a laughing Ryker.

  “What the fuck did you say to him so the boys couldn’t hear?” He asks.

  “I reminded him of the day the twins were born. I love doing it because you can guarantee his balls will be cowering up inside him for about a week because he’ll avoid pussy at all cost.” I snort.

  “Holy shit, baby girl! You do realize that you two live in the same house, right.”

  “Of course, but I’ve got backup and he doesn’t. If you haven’t noticed Tate doesn’t let anyone fuck with me.”

  “I noticed and I’m glad my boy knows when to take care of his momma and sister.” He mumbles in my ear while he wraps his arms around my waist pulling me closer to his chest. “I’ve told you before you’ve done really good with them, Dani. I wouldn’t have either of them any other way.”

  As I’m rotating in his arms, my mom yells, “Cake time!” Thanks Mom, way to throw the proverbial ice on the situation.

  Ryker lets me go and we walk over to the picnic table with his arm around my shoulder. Tate and Rory are sitting in the middle of the table with their friends on each side of them. My dad lights the candles. Rory has seven on one side and Tate has seven on the other side. We all grace my children with our lovely rendition of Happy Birthday and the two of them blow out their candles.

  Today is hopefully one of many milestones that Ryker will be apart of the kids’ lives. I now know that even though I gave them everything I have, they still need him too.

  Chapter 12

  RYKER

  The birthday party was a success and even the ride back to the house was more than I expected, especially riding side by side with the love of my life and our kids. Everyone was exhausted by the time we got home that it was bath and bed for everyone.

  I left after I dropped the kids off at school. I’ve been home for a few hours and have answered all the questions my parents have asked about the kids as well as about Dani. I might have excluded the whole owner of a strip club and just left it at a bar. They already had their minds made up about her before and I’d rather them see her and the kids together before they start judging her.