Urban Diaries

by Jackson, Sexcee

  “Meet me at the Travel-Lodge, room 220 in 10 mins. I’ll have yo hunid dollas waiting.”

  “We’ll see!”

  Girl, are you writing this shit down or do you have a magic fuckin memory? I hope you will never forget how I put it on that fool! Did you notice as soon as I walked through the front door, I took all of his clothes off? See, it’s something about getting completely naked; a nigga whose dick can’t get hard or hasn’t came in a long time needs to get naked and feel a woman’s nakedness against his own. There is nothing in the world like the feel of nature’s body heat. Nothing! After I gave that nigga porn star head, then and only then did I let him have some pussy. Not in the jackrabbit ass fashion that he was used to. I made him work and that’s why he came, and came, and came, and didn’t want me to leave. I knew once I teased him a little bit with the pussy, and then flipped the script by wrapping these lips all over the crack of his ass, then back to deep throatin that dick, that he would be dying to feel my pussy walls squeeze his dick so tight, it felt like a hand choking the cum right on out the dick. Count’em bitch, count’em! 1-2-3-4-5-6-7 crisp $100 dollar bills! That’s 5 Big Faces and a $200 tip. On to the next one, on to the next one, HOLD UP! FREEZE! Somebody bring me back some money please!

  Fa real dough girl, he wanted me to stay in that room with him all night but he wasn’t gon pay for my time. Shit, I got ass to sell and money to be made. I ain’t got time to be all boo’ed up cupcaking wit a trick when it’s more money and tricks out there waiting for a bitch like me to spend it on. So, we bout to go right on across the street where the old McDonald’s used to be and see what we can come up on, like that blue Toyota that has driven by at least 3 times since we started walking from the Travel Lodge parking lot. Did you see him? He looked Mexican to me but I couldn’t tell. Oh look! There he is coming around on Tichenor. Let’s walk down there. He is a Mexican, just like I thought.

  “Hey Migo! Tu necesitas?

  “I only got teen dolores. I share rock witchu.”

  “$10 fuckin dollars and a god damn piece of a rock? Muthafucka you got life and bullshit twisted! I won’t even blow on your dick for $10. You need more money! Nesesitas MUCHO DINERO to get this culo. Adios asshole!”

  Girl, I can’t stand when these cheap ass Johns think every bitch out here is a crack ho! I don’t do drugs, especially out here working these streets. As if we don’t have enough bullshit to deal with, you feel me? Hell, we gotta deal with pimps tryna turn you out, sorry ass muthafuckas who think you out here fuckin’ for free, the police with their cocky asses, and rat bitches too. I might smoke some weed but only if I buy it and roll that shit myself. Any whos and hos, here comes another trick. He’s a Mexican too. Keep your eyes peeled girl cause they will try to get over on you if they think you weak.

  “Hey papi! What’s happening?”

  “You Ma!”

  “So wassup? You got dough? How much you wanna spend?”

  “I got money. How much?”

  “Fifty for a blowjob, a hunnid to fuck.”

  “I’ll give you $125.”

  “Don’t play me papi. You want it all, spend it all. If you got dough, spend dough.”

  “Alright. Get in. Whose dat?”

  “Aww don’t trip. I’m showing her how to be a ho.”

  “I give yall $300 if I can have both of yall.”

  “Just drive to the alley.”

  Damn girl! Thanks! That was good looking! I’m glad you followed my lead cause if I was by myself, he probably would have beat my ass good. Is it bad? Muthafucka busted my lip! I tried to bite his dick smooth off! I know his kind, fuckin rapist. They lure you in, show you the money, and then take the pussy, beat yo ass, and then kick you out asshole naked and beat up. Thank God you hit his ass something special with my white purse with the brick inside! I know you thought I was crazy when I told you to get it off the couch earlier, but I NEVER hit the streets without it cause you never know what the night is gonna bring. Stupid ass got knocked out and his wallet took! Look at this shit! Musta just got paid and have the nerve to try to play me over $25 stankin ass dollars when he holding hunnids. See God don’t like ugly! Girl, let’s take it on in for the night cause with all this I just got out that fool’s wallet, I got well over $1900. All in a ho’s night out!

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  Hey girl, did you sleep well last night? Don’t trip, I know my life is crazy as hell, but it’s my life. Tonight will be much better though cause I got a room at the Crystal Park Casino and we’re gonna go hang out there and see if we can make some extra money on top of my 3 dates that I’ve already set up. I’ve had to ice my lip all day from that crazy, ass, rapist, bastard, but I’m still the bitch with the best pussy on the WESTSIDE! It’s all good though cause the room is on him tonight.

  Ok, so this is how this is going to go. I have 3 official dates tonight, one at 10pm, one at midnight, and one at 2am. Pee-Dee Dub is my 2am. Yeah, the rapper dude from last night. Got that nigga sprung nervous! And ok, yeah, he’s kinda hot, so I’mma chill wit him tonight after I’m done working. Shit, it be like that sometimes. It’s a lil after 8pm now so my goal is to find tricks in between my dates. Now the Casino hustle is a lil different than the streets. Noticed how I’m dressed, my ass was hanging out last night but tonight, I look like I’m on my way to a club or to hang out for a girl’s night. The police be real thick up in there, so I can’t be super obvious or they’ll arrest me. I usually hang out at the bar and start a conversation. If he’s willing to pay, I’ll take him to the room. If not, I move on. Real simple. Easy fuckin’ money.

  Look at the bar. I see 2 Blowjobs! I sucked both of them dudes down before. I’ll be right back. Just walk around or go get something to eat from the buffet, or if you want, you can come up and watch, it’s really up to you. Oh, you wanna come watch? I knew you was a freak! Naw, I’m just kidding, but let me show you how this shit is done right. Go on up to the room and I’ll be up in a sec. And watch out for the rent-a-cop at 3’o’clock. His ass is always thirsty for something to do like be all up in my business.

  Aww, you made it up! I saw him stopping you asking a billion questions. I swear I’mma lick his asshole for free just so he can leave us working girls the hell alone. Ugh! That’s Blowjob #1 knocking now, #2 will be ready for me after my 10pm.

  “Hey there! Come on in and sit on the bed.”

  “What’s going on in here? Is she gonna blow me too?

  “Naw, she’s gonna learn.”

  “She can practice on me!”

  “Just get undressed and lay back on the bed.”

  Ok girl, so please tell me you noticed how I treated his dick like a Big Stick in Vegas during a hot August day? The trick to giving good head is being able to deep throat a nigga either right before he cums or while he’s cumming. All you have to do is take your thumb like this, and wrap your fingers around it, holding it real tight and you won’t have a gag reflex. Shit girl it doesn’t matter how big or how small his dick is, you’ll be able damn near swallow a dude! And this fool wants more, so he said he’ll be back before midnight. I’mma try to call him and squeeze him in just before midnight if I have time. If not, he’ll have to catch me another time.

  Get the door, that’s my 10 o clock. You staying to watch, or join, or practice or what? I’m just fucking wit you. Let him in, he’s important and he don’t like waiting, girl.

  “Sister, Sister, Sister! My favorite teacher! Are you ready to teach me a few things tonight?”

  “Mr. Steele!”

  “I’ve been thinking about you all day. Let me go freshen up my drink and I’ll be ready for you, kay?

  “K.”

  Whew girl!! You should have stayed in the room. You missed it. Mr. Steele got a dick of STEEL! HA, HA!! That shit stays hard even after he nuts. I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with his uppity, ass, wife but whenever and whatever she won’t do, a bitch like me will, real talk.

  That nigga knows how to fuck! Girl I was riding his dick, while h
e was rubbing all over my tits, and when I told him I was coming, he threw me on the bed and sucked my pussy cause he said he wanted to taste my sweet juices. And his tongue game is just as good as his dick game. VICIOUS! That nigga licked every inch of my pussy and he took his time and made me come over and over. And every time he made me come, I would jack him off and swallow his cum. He even paid me an extra $100 to let him fuck me in my ass too. Shit, I would have let him do it for free cause I’m a freak like that, but since he’s paying, don’t think I didn’t take it. This shit is a business and it’s always about the money, it’s never personal.

  Damn I could hardly move. I knew I should have scheduled him last cause he always wear me out but there’s money to be made. I’mma be thinking about his dick all night, DAMN!! Ok, Let me jump in the shower and we’re gonna walk to the kitchen downstairs.

  I know you think we’re going to the kitchen to get some food, and if you’re hungry, I can get you whatever you want, but Blowjob #2 works here. On the nights that he work, like tonight, I usually meet him in the kitchen after it closes and suck his dick inside the freezer with his belt around my throat. Don’t look at me like that! Don’t judge me, shit he pays $500 for that freaky shit and I used to be scared that I wouldn’t be able to breath and he would choke me to death, but that’s actually the whole thrill behind it, to suck dick and try to catch your breath. For him, it’s a power thing, but whatever, cause for me, it’s 500 dollars you heard? Ok, there he is. Take my room key and go back to the room and wait. My 12 o clock texted me and said he’s running late. If he shows up, you can let him in. Don’t trip. He won’t try to fuck you. He’s gay, he just likes to touch and admire women’s bodies and talk about his current lover. He’s cool as hell though.

  “Hey you, somebody told me that you had a dick that needed some attention and a belt that was lonely.”

  “Hey, Breathe and Stop! You’re right on time and you looking good enough to eat. How much I have to give you if I wanna eat that pussy and bite them titties while I tie your hands up to some frozen freezer shelves? Fuck it, let’s have some fun tonight.”

  “If you got dough, we can do all that shit.”

  Girl I’m so sorry. Shit got HEATED the fuck up in the freezer. Look at all this cheese he spent. Have you ever been tongue fucked while your hands are tied? That shit is the bomb!! He is just a side piece and if his dick was bigger, I would have to make him an “Every Saturday John”. Damn!! He fucked me up with the “hands tied” shit though. I think my pussy is still singing from his tongue working out. Ok, Gary just texted me and said he left $200 with you, but girl you can keep it. I told you he was cool. He said you’re a good listener and he likes you and he would have liked you even more if you would have let him smell your pussy, you damn scary cat! Girl, haven’t you learned anything this weekend? Who the fuck is knocking at the door? Is it 2 a.m. already? Aww shit, was I in the freezer that long? Ok, that’s PeeDee Dub. I’m gonna hop in the shower. Do me a favor and let him in and I’ll see you tomorrow morning girlfriend.

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  That’s right, Sister Kylie. God doesn’t care about things like that because his love for you is priceless. Now everyone join hands so we can close our Sunday School class and go upstairs for nutrition. I believe Sister Joann brought donuts and juice for you guys this morning. Come on Brother Derrick, stop goofing off and grab your brother’s hand. Ok Children, repeat after me, “May the Lord watch… Between you and me… When we are absent…From one another.” Sister Sis loves all of you and I’ll see you all in service later this morning.

  Hey girl you made it! Don’t look so stunned. Yes, bitch I teach Sunday School. Sinners have hearts too. I know you thought you were at the wrong place when you first got here, but this is how I end my weekends. I know it’s kinda fucked up, but it evens things out in my crazy universe. I really hope you got enough info for your lil project and I know that you actually learned something. I know my lifestyle is crazy with how I make my money and with me being spiritual, it even makes me that much more complex, but I am who I am and I make no excuse, shit, you know how I roll.

  Look over there at that group of deacons standing by the door. See any familiar faces? Yep, that’s Trent, Cash, my Friday night bestie, his wife Cheyenne, and they’re talking to my Freezer Fucker from last night. And I know you remember Gary, the piano player, who gave you $200 and wanted to smell your pussy? I’m sure he told you about his Boo, Cedric. Yeah, that’s Cedric right there. He’s the choir director over there talking to Pastor Steele, with his big dick ass and uppity ass wife…LAWD HAMMERCY! Think I should go tell her that her husband laid hands on me last night?? Ha Ha Ha…I know…I’m such a mess huh,

  But any whos and hos…

  CHAPTER 26 – I DON’T UNDERSTAND

  I Don’t Understand

  I don’t understand how you can walk around with a three hundred dollar purse

  That only has five dollars in it

  Or how you don’t have a job, education, or plan

  But supposedly in it to win it.

  Or how you can have a forty thousand dollar car

  But livin’ at home wit yo’ momma

  Talkin’ ‘bout I’m a real woman

  But always in somebody else’s drama.

  In love with a married man

  Yet you feel no shame

  And all you have to say for yourself is

  “Don’t hate the player, hate the game”.

  But you see that’s the problem with you triflin’ women

  You make us all look bad

  And it’s been that way

  Since the beginnin’.

  Since Eve allowed herself

  To fall prey to the snakes manipulation

  Women have been an endangered species

  ‘Cause some of us can’t seem to say no to temptation.

  And what I really don’t understand

  Is how your only asset is your back

  When you know good and hell well

  Yo’ momma didn’t raise you like that.

  Got the nerve to walk around talkin’ ‘bout

  “Don’t hate congratulate”

  ‘Cause somebody pulled yo’ ho’ card

  And didn’t take the bait.

  Hate on what sista?

  Your reputation as a Flipper?

  Congratulate you, why?

  ‘Cause you open like the Big Dipper?

  Look at yo’ self in the mirror

  And tell me what you see

  Is it really that respectable Black Woman

  That you claim to be?

  I know its not

  Because I see the same thing as you

  A lost soul with no clue

  Hidin’ behind a Gucci purse, hat, and matching Gucci shos.

  Don’t you see the outside don’t matter

  If the inside ain’t right

  If you spent as much time tryin’ to get yo’ mind right, as you spend money on clothes

  Then maybe you could see the light.

  But you don’t see nothin’ wrong

  You think that shit is cute

  And what’s even sadder is that I’m the only one

  To tell you the truth.

  But I’m through

  ‘Cause to you

  I’ve said all I can

  Because you’re still confused and I still don’t understand.

  CHAPTER 27 – SISTERSPEAK

  SisterSpeak:

  An Inside Look at a

  FaceBook Debate about The Slim Thug Article

  Always CALI

  I agree w him... LOL!!!! Everyday on FB I read women say they need a man with a good job, nice car and this that and a third. Most like to use the term equally yoked... But to me that’s a recipe for being single forever... I say this all the time "AINT SHIT EQUAL" and things are hardly ever "FAIR". Most times women have a long unREALISTIC checklist for a brother that hell NO man will ever measure up too. IJS find a man who loves you and the rest
will fall in line. Stop sizing a man up by the letters behind his name and the size of the bulge in his pants. And some women do get on a certain level in her career then acts like she's too good to date the trash man or UPS guy but guess what he gets his ass up and goes to work everyday while your boyfriend is smoking a blunt playing Playstation. IJS Let’s be more about what’s inside and not what he can offer.

  Lexi

  blank stare *_*

  Yes...some women are like that but not all!!

  I just think he has a lot of funky ass nerves telling Black Women we need to LOWER our standards when there are more women in college, more women with in the workforce, and more women holding down their families when there are FAR TOO MANY BLACK MEN who aren't

  giving us a whole lot to stand by!!

  I'm an educated sister with my own money, a few college degrees, published author and law school student...are my standards high, SHIT YEAH!! Can they be compromised for somebody who proves to be WORTHY who don't have as much money and education as I have?