The Click Trilogy
Page 44
From: Renee Greene – August 5, 2013 – 10:42 AM
To: Mark Finlay
Subject: Re: Checking in
Okay. Just know that I'm totally here for you.
From: Mark Finlay – August 5, 2013 – 10:43 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Checking in
I know.
From: Renee Greene – August 5, 2013 – 10:43 AM
To: Mark Finlay
Subject: Re: Checking in
Now leave me alone, right? ;)
From: Mark Finlay – August 5, 2013 – 10:44 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Checking in
I'll call you soon. Just give me some time.
From: cassidy – August 6, 2013 – 1:02 AM
To: Mark Finlay
Subject: im sorry!
im sorry. so so sorry. can we talk, please. i dont want to loose you over this. dont throw what we have away.
From: Renee Greene – August 6, 2013 – 9:10 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Finlay update
He's miserable. And I'm miserable. And not just because I haven't spoken to you in so long. Too busy with your new beau or Amber to email or call? At least I get to see you soon.
From: Shelley Manning – August 6, 2013 – 9:11 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Finlay update
So, you think Finlay's mad at you?
From: Renee Greene – August 6, 2013 – 9:12 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Finlay update
Of course I do! He says no but we've barely spoken these past 10 days.
From: Shelley Manning – August 6, 2013 – 9:15 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Finlay update
Renee, you've got to give the guy a break. He just found out that his fiancé cheated on him….and in a really public way.
From: Renee Greene – August 6, 2013 – 9:18 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Finlay update
I know. But why, WHY, did I have to be the one to see that photo in US Weekly? Why, WHY, did I have to be the one to tell him that Cassidy was caught kissing another man on set? Why? WHY?
From: Shelley Manning – August 6, 2013 – 9:19 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Finlay update
That'll teach you to get a pedicure.
From: Renee Greene – August 6, 2013 – 9:21 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Finlay update
It really will. Every time I look at my toes, I feel pangs of guilt.
From: Shelley Manning – August 6, 2013 – 9:23 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Finlay update
Seriously, Renee, it's not your fault. Isn't it better for him to find out now that Cassidy is a lying, cheating whore rather than when they are married?
From: Renee Greene – August 6, 2013 – 9:24 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Finlay update
Whoa! Have a strong feeling about this?
From: Shelley Manning – August 6, 2013 – 9:26 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Finlay update
Absolutely! You mess with the bull and you get the horns. Right? Just bad timing though.
From: Renee Greene – August 6, 2013 – 9:29 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Finlay update
That's an understatement. A few months before his wedding and my best friend finds out - from me, no less - that he's being cuckolded.
From: Shelley Manning – August 6, 2013 – 9:31 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Finlay update
Oh Renee, why do you have to make everything sound so dirty?
From: Renee Greene – August 6, 2013 – 9:34 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Finlay update
I thought you would like that. But seriously, I just feel awful for Mark and don't know what I can do to make things better. And I know this has forever altered our friendship. He'll never look at me the same way again.
From: Shelley Manning – August 6, 2013 – 9:42 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Finlay update
Sweetie, this is probably the worst thing that has ever happened to him. I know what you are thinking, "Oh, thanks a lot, Shelley. As if I didn't already feel awful enough…"
This isn't about you! It's like he's dealing with a death right now. The death of the woman he loved and thought he knew. He's grieving for the life he thought he was going to have and all of the plans he had made in his head. So give him some time and space. When he's ready for your sympathy, he'll let you know.
From: Renee Greene – August 6, 2013 – 9:43 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Finlay update
You're right.
From: Shelley Manning – August 6, 2013 – 9:44 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Finlay update
As usual. What about the ring? Did he take the ring back?
From: Renee Greene – August 6, 2013 – 9:45 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Finlay update
Oh, that's a good question. I didn't even ask about that. I sure hope so.
From: Shelley Manning – August 6, 2013 – 9:45 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Finlay update
Me too!
From: Renee Greene – August 6, 2013 – 9:47 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Finlay update
Not only is it a gorgeous, expensive ring, but he spent countless hours researching all about diamonds to pick the perfect one.
From: Shelley Manning – August 6, 2013 – 9:48 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Finlay update
Of course he did. How Finlay of him.
From: Renee Greene – August 6, 2013 – 9:52 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Finlay update
Hey now. The boy likes to be thorough and I think it's lovely that he spent so much time and consideration finding the perfect ring to symbolize their love for each other.
From: Shelley Manning – August 6, 2013 – 9:54 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Finlay update
Perfect until she turned out to be a lying sack of shit.
From: Renee Greene – August 6, 2013 – 9:55 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Finlay update
Mother bear protects her cubs, doesn't she?
From: Shelley Manning – August 6, 2013 – 10:00 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Finlay update
You bet, Sweetie. I didn't like that twit from day one with her fake Southern charm and toned triceps. You don't want to fuck with my friend unless you want to endure my wrath.
From: Renee Greene – August 6, 2013 – 10:02 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Finlay update
I'll find out and keep you posted. What else is new with you? I miss talking with you.
From: Shelley Manning – August 6, 2013 – 10:06 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Finlay update
Everything’s fine. Wish I could talk more but I've got to run. I'll see you soon and we'll have plenty of time to catch up. Mwah! Mwah!
From: Renee Greene – August 8, 2013 – 11:02 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Celebrity Madness
I know how you HATE celebrities, so prepare yourselves for another wild but true story from the annals of Renee Greene's surreal life. Our client Halloturn just signed a deal with Natalie Franklin, the R&B singer, to be a spokesperson for their diabetes medication.
It's well known she has type 2 diabetes. Her "people" just sent over h
er "green room" requirements for an upcoming appearance we are booking for her on the Today Show to talk about diabetes management and childhood obesity.
Read on for true, unedited, unembellished excerpts from her green room needs. "4. Gel pens: one blue, two black, one red 12. Six bottles of Evian chilled and six bottles at room temperature 19. 2 "squeezy" bottles clear honey (not organic) 23. NO WHITE FLOWERS! There shall be NO WHITE FLOWERS!"
She's crazy, no?
From: Shelley Manning – August 8, 2013 – 11:38 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Celebrity Madness
NuttyNat (what I will be calling her now) is not only crazy but stupid. Evian? I NEVER drink Evian. Do you know what Evian spells backwards?
From: Renee Greene – August 8, 2013 – 11:40 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Celebrity Madness
OMG! I'm busting a gut right now. Naive! Naive! That is SO funny.
From: Shelley Manning – August 8, 2013 – 11:46 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Celebrity Madness
Yep. Naive. I feel like a sucker anytime I pop one open. I'm sure there is some guy in Kenosha kicking up his heels as he fills them up with tap water, slaps on a high-end looking label and racks up the dough. I'm surprised that with your marketing prowess, you never noticed that before.
From: Renee Greene – August 8, 2013 – 11:47 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Celebrity Madness
Now I'm feeling naive.
From: Shelley Manning – August 8, 2013 – 11:48 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Celebrity Madness
HA-LARIOUS! And what's with the white flowers?
From: Renee Greene – August 8, 2013 – 11:49 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Celebrity Madness
No idea. But you can bet I'm going to find out.
From: Renee Greene – August 8, 2013 – 1:32 PM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: White Flowers Mystery Solved!
So, I found out why NO WHITE FLOWERS! is in all caps on her list. They remind her of Whitney Houston, her childhood hero.
From: Shelley Manning – August 8, 2013 – 1:35 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: White Flowers Mystery Solved!
NuttyNat be crazy indeed. See you tomorrow, Sweetie. Mwah! Mwah!
Chapter 6 – Insecurities
From: Renee Greene – August 11, 2013 – 11:08 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Cc: Ashley Gordon
Subject: YES!
It was great seeing you after way too long. I'm so glad we got the chance to catch up: meaning gossip, get manicures and eat cupcakes. Just reminds me how very much I miss you, my friend. You know how special you are to me and I would never want to let our friendship change because of some measly miles. I love you! As you would say, MWAH! MWAH!
From: Ashley Gordon – August 11, 2013 – 11:09 AM
To: Renee Greene
Cc: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: YES!
Ditto from me.
From: Ashley Gordon – August 11, 2013 – 11:10 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Fwd: Re: YES!
And well (and quickly) written my friend as we sit next to each other at the airport to return home. HA! HA!
From: Renee Greene – August 11, 2013 – 11:11 AM
To: Ashley Gordon
Subject: Re: Fwd: Re: YES!
Enough of this email business. I'm sitting right next to you.
From: Ashley Gordon – August 11, 2013 – 11:11 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Fwd: Re: YES!
;)
From: Shelley Manning – August 12, 2013 – 12:04 PM
To: Renee Greene
Cc: Ashley Gordon
Subject: Re: YES!
It was wonderful to see you guys, too. And I miss you, too. Off to grab lunch with Amber. Talk soon. Mwah! Mwah all around!
From: Ashley Gordon – August 12, 2013 – 5:34 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Catty Comment Warning
Okay, did you notice how much Shelley was talking about Amber this weekend? I mean, who is she in love with more - Nick or her? Even her email back to you, after you basically poured your heart out, had to include Amber. It's been bugging me since we got back. Just saying.
From: Renee Greene – August 12, 2013 – 6:02 PM
To: Ashley Gordon
Subject: Re: Catty Comment Warning
Well, if I'm being perfectly honest, it would be tough not to notice the love fest Shelley feels with Amber. I mean I get it. She's really glamorous and beautiful and charming and all. And she's one of only a few people Shelley knows in Seattle. But it was a bit unsettling for me. Reconfirmed to me how I've been feeling - like she's replacing me as her best friend.
From: Ashley Gordon – August 12, 2013 – 6:04 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Catty Comment Warning
Are you crying?
From: Renee Greene – August 12, 2013 – 6:05 PM
To: Ashley Gordon
Subject: Re: Catty Comment Warning
How did you know?
From: Ashley Gordon – August 12, 2013 – 6:09 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Catty Comment Warning
Lucky guess. Really, I don't think she could replace you at all. She's just trying to fit into a new place. Now wipe away your tears and get back to whatever you were doing.
From: Renee Greene – August 12, 2013 – 6:10 PM
To: Ashley Gordon
Subject: Re: Catty Comment Warning
Just watching Sports Center with Ethan. And by "watching Sports Center" I mean checking my emails and playing Words with Friends. I'll call you later.
From: Renee Greene – August 12, 2013 – 7:32 PM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Burger recipe
Hey, Shelley. Hope you have recovered from our fun-filled weekend. I totally forgot to ask: Can I get Nick's recipe for the burgers? They were amazing. What's his secret?
From: Renee Greene – August 13, 2013 – 9:05 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Fwd: Burger recipe
Not sure if you got my original message.
From: Renee Greene – August 14, 2013 – 8:57 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Fwd: Burger recipe
From: Shelley Manning – August 14, 2013 – 6:02 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Burger recipe
The secret ingredient is love.
From: Renee Greene – August 14, 2013 – 6:04 PM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Burger recipe
So sentimental for you.
From: Shelley Manning – August 14, 2013 – 7:32 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Burger recipe
Oh, and it's also 2 tablespoons of his semen warmed up in my mouth.
From: Renee Greene – August 14, 2013 – 7:35 PM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Burger recipe
Shelley Manning! Even for you, that was too much. Much much too much.
From: Shelley Manning – August 14, 2013 – 9:38 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Burger recipe
You're right. That was too much. You'll be pleased to know that I did NOT write that. I left my email open and my account was hijacked by Nick.
From: Renee Greene – August 14, 2013 – 9:40 PM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Burger recipe
Oh my! Nick wrote that?
From: Shelley Manning – August 14, 2013 – 9:41 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Burger recipe
Yes. I'm a lucky girl, are
n't I?
From: Renee Greene – August 14, 2013 – 9:41 PM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Burger recipe
Indeed!
From: Shelley Manning – August 14, 2013 – 9:52 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Burger recipe
Hi, Renee. It's me, Nick. I've been told that if I don't apologize to you, I will not get to see Shelley naked again for the foreseeable future. So I formally apologize to you if I had offended your sense of decency and decorum.
From: Renee Greene – August 14, 2013 – 9:54 PM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Burger recipe
You're forgiven.
From: Shelley Manning – August 14, 2013 – 9:55 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Burger recipe
And that's that.
From: Renee Greene – August 14, 2013 – 9:56 PM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Burger recipe
Well, you certainly know how to keep him behaving, don't you?
From: Renee Greene – August 14, 2013 – 9:57 PM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Burger recipe
Damn right. Mwah! Mwah!
Chapter 7 – Assistance
From: Renee Greene – August 19, 2013 – 10:31 AM
To: PBCupLover, Ashley Gordon, Mark Finlay, Shelley Manning
Subject: Movin' on up!
Guess who is movin' on up the ol' corporate ladder? Me! I have been informed that I get to hire my own assistant. We've gotten so busy that I apparently need someone to schedule meetings, do research, help me with new business proposals, etc. I'm big time now.