Professor Moriarty Omnibus

by Michael Kurland

  On the table to my right, partially covered by a sheet, lay an elderly man; on the other table a young girl similarly covered had been tied down by leather straps. Both were unconscious, with ether cones covering their nose and mouth. Between them stood Dr. Papoli, his black frock coat replaced by a white surgical apron, absorbed in his task of inserting a thin cannula into the girl's thigh. His assistant, also in white, was swabbing an area on the man's thigh with something that left a brown stain.

  "All right, Doctor," Moriarty said, starting toward the tables. "I think it would be best if you stopped right now!"

  Papoli looked up, an expression of annoyance on his face. "You mustn't interrupt!" he said. "You will ruin the experiment."

  "Your experiments have already ruined too many people," Moriarty said, raising his revolver. "Get away from the girl! The police will be here any second."

  Papoli cursed in some foreign language and, grabbing a brown bottle, threw it violently against the wall. It shattered and, in an instant, a sickly-sweet smell filled the room, a smell I recognized from some dental surgery I'd had the year before.

  "Don't shoot, Professor!" I yelled. "It's ether! One shot could blow us all into the billiard room!"

  "Quick!" Moriarty said, "we must get the duke and the girl out of here."

  Papoli and his assistant were already halfway up the stair. Doing my best to hold my breath, I staggered over to the tables. Moriarty lifted the duke onto his shoulders, and I unstrapped the girl and grabbed her, I'm not sure how, and headed for the stairs.

  While we were on the staircase two shots rang out from the room above, and I heard the sound of a scuffle. We entered the room to find Lestrade glaring at the doctor and his assistant, who were being firmly held by two large policemen. "He shot at me, Moriarty, can you believe that?" Lestrade said, sounding thoroughly annoyed. "Now, what have we here?"

  We lay our burdens gently on the floor, and I staunched the wound on the girl's thigh with my cravat.

  Moriarty indicated the unconscious man on the floor. "This is the duke of Claremore," he said. "It would be best to get him out of here before his presence becomes known. Dr. Papoli can safely be charged with murder, and his accomplice, I suppose, with being an accomplice. We'll see that the girl is cared for. Come to Russell Square tomorrow at noon, and I'll explain all over lunch."

  "But Moriarty—"

  "Not now, Lestrade. Tomorrow."

  "Oh, very well," Lestrade said. He turned to a policeman by the door. "Get a chair to seat his lordship in, and we'll carry him downstairs," he instructed.

  We took the waiting cab to Abelard Court, and Beatrice Atterleigh herself opened the door to our knock. She did not seem surprised to find us standing at her door supporting a barely conscious girl at one in the morning.

  "Will you take care of this girl for a few days?" Moriarty asked. "She has been mistreated. I have no idea what language she speaks."

  "Of course," Mrs. Atterleigh said.

  The next morning at quarter to twelve our client arrived at Rus-sell Square in response to a telegram. Lestrade arrived at noon sharp, thereby demonstrating the punctuality of the detective police.

  We sat down to duckling a l'orange and an '82 Piesporter, and Moriarty regaled us with a discourse on wines through the main course. It was not until the serving girl put the trifle on the table and Moriarty had poured us each a small glass of the Imperial Tokay— from a case presented to Moriarty by Franz Joseph himself upon the successful conclusion of a problem involving the chief of the Kundschafts Stelle and a ballerina — that he was willing to talk about the death of Lord Vincent Tams.

  "It was obvious from the start," Moriarty began, "that Lord Tams did not die where he was found. Which raised the questions why was he moved, and from where?"

  "Obvious to you, perhaps," Lestrade said.

  "Come now," Moriarty said. "His hands were raised and his face was flushed. But corpses do not lie with their hands raised, nor with their faces flushed."

  "This one did," Lestrade said. "I saw it."

  "You saw it full in the grip of rigor mortis," Moriarty said, "which makes the body rigid in whatever position it has assumed. But how did it assume that position? The face gives it away. The head was lower than the body after death."

  "Of course!" I said. "Lividity. I should have known."

  "Lividity?" Lord Tams asked.

  "After death the blood pools at the body's lowest point," I told him, "which makes the skin in that area appear red. I've seen it many times as a reporter on the New York police beat. I'm just not used to hearing of it on faces."

  "Your brother was at the Paradol Club to avail himself of the services of Dr. Papoli," Moriarty said, turning in his chair to face Lord Tams. "The doctor claimed to have a method to rejuvenate a man's lost vitality. He transfused his patients with youthful blood. Thus they regained youthful vigor. It is a not uncommon desire of men, as they get older, to recapture their youth. Papoli was preying on men who could afford to attempt it. Occasionally one of his patients died, because for some reason as yet unknown, some people's blood will cause a fatal reaction when injected into another. Papoli claimed that he had devised a machine that would solve that problem — the strange apparatus that was between the two beds. But he was obviously mistaken."

  "How do you know that?" Lestrade asked.

  "I went to talk to your prisoner this morning," Moriarty said. "He is extremely indignant that he is in jail. He considers himself a savior of man. He is quite mad."

  "So other men died besides my brother?" Lord Tams asked.

  "Yes, several. But they were elderly men, and their natural vanity had kept them from telling anyone about the operation, so his secret remained safe. Occasionally one of his donors died, but they came from the poorest classes of the city and they were not missed."

  "But my brother was not that old."

  "True. It was his obsession with sexual vitality that made him seek the operation. It failed. Papoli and his assistant thought your brother had died on the table. They left him there, not wanting to carry a body through the hallway early in the evening. Later, when they came back to take him to his room, they found that he had briefly regained consciousness and partially removed his restraining straps. The upper half of his body fell off the table in his dying convulsions, and he was left hanging from a strap around his legs. That explains his hands, which had fallen toward the floor. When they lifted him, rigor had set in and his arms looked as though they were raised."

  Lord Tams sighed. "Poor Vincent." He stood up. "Well, Professor Moriarty, you have saved my marriage, and possibly my life. I had the impression that Inspector Lestrade was preparing to clap me in irons at any second."

  "That's as it may be," Lestrade said. "No hard feelings, I trust?"

  "None, Inspector. I invite you — all of you — to my wedding. I must be off now to see Miss Whitsome and tell her the happy news. Professor Moriarty, you will send me a bill, whatever you think is right, and I will pay it promptly, I assure you."

  Moriarty nodded, and Lord Tams clapped his bowler on his head and was out the door. A minute later Lestrade followed.

  "Moriarty," I said, refilling my coffee cup, "two last questions."

  Moriarty held out his own cup for a refill. "What?" he asked.

  "Do you think the new Lord Tams will keep his brother's rooms at the Paradol?"

  "I never speculate," Moriarty said, "it is bad for the deductive process." He leaned back. "But if I were a betting man, I'd put a tenner on it. What else?"

  "Miss Lestrelle told us that Vincent had made some reference to Shelley, and you said that that told all. Were you serious? I looked through my copy of Shelley this morning, and I could find nothing that applies."

  Moriarty smiled. "I fancy you were looking up the wrong Shelley," he said.

  "The wrong—"

  Moriarty reached over to the bookshelf and tossed a book across to me. "Try this one."

  I looked down at the book. On
the cover, in an ornate Gothic type, was the title: Frankenstein, or The Modern Prometheus, by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley.

  -

  Moriarty was out all this morning, and he came back with a painting by Lenore Lestrelle. It is all green and brown and blue blotches and seems to be some sort of pastoral scene. I am afraid that he intends to hang it in the dining room.

  Death by Gaslight

  Now entertain conjecture of a time

  When creeping murmur and the poring dark

  Fills the wide vessel of the Universe.

  From camp to camp, through the foul womb of night

  …

  — William Shakespeare

  PROLOGUE

  When I consider life, 'tis all a cheat.

  — John Dryden

  The tall, thickset man in the gray frock coat walked slowly between the double row of headstones. He looked neither to the left nor the right, but stared at something ahead of him that the older man who walked beside him could not see. They stopped at a newly turned grave, not yet covered with sod, and the tall man crouched and placed his hands flat on the bare earth.

  "This is it," he said, turning his vacant eyes on his companion. "This is where she lies."

  "I'll take care of it, right enough," the old man said, squinting at the ground to note the number on the painted board that marked the place where the headstone would be. "Like she was my own daughter. My word."

  "Flowers?"

  "Ivery day. My word."

  "She likes flowers." The tall man rose and turned to his companion. "I'll meet you at the gate," he said.

  The old man stared at him for a second, and then said "A' course," and walked away.

  The frock-coated man turned back to the bare earth. "I am here," he said.

  The day was somber and the fog was dense. What light there was gladly fled before the encroaching dusk.

  "I have discovered another one for you," he whispered. "Another death for your death. Another throat for the blade. It doesn't help. God knows it doesn't help. God knows—" The man's face contorted. "God! — God!" He fell to his knees, his hands twin tight-fisted balls before his eyes. "Someday I'll stand before the God who made what befell you part of His immortal plan; and then — and then—"

  He stood up and slowly willed his fists to open. Semicircles of blood had formed where his nails had dug into his palms. "But until then, the men," he whispered, "the godlike men. One by one they shall fall like reeds before the avenging wind. And I am the wind."

  He held out his hand and there was a bouquet of flowers between his fingers, which he placed gently down on the moist earth. Beside the bouquet he laid a small gold amulet with an intricate design. "Here is another," he said. "From the last one. The last murderer. The last to die before the wind. This is the sign by which we know them, you and I. The mark of Cain. The hell-mark of the damned."

  Standing again, he brushed off his trousers. "I love you, Annie," he murmured to the bare earth. "I do not do this for you; I know you would not ask it, the killing. I do not do it for me; I have always been a gentle man, and it does not ease me. I do not like the blood, the moment of fear. But it is all I can do. I cannot stop myself. I have become the wind, and they shall all die."

  He turned and slowly walked away.

  ONE — NIGHT AND FOG

  There was a Door to which I found no Key; There was a Veil past which I could not see.

  — Edward Fitzgerald

  Throughout much of March in the year 1887 the city of London was covered by a thick, almost tangible fog that swept in from the North Sea. It chilled the flesh, dampened the spirit, and oppressed the soul. It all but obscured the sun by day, and by night it occluded the stars, the moon, the streetlamps, and the minds of men. Things were done in that fog, in the night, that were better left undone.

  In the early morning hours of Tuesday, the eighth of March, the fog blanketed the city; a moist discomforter that swallowed light and muffled sound. Police Constable William Alberts walked his rounds with a steady, measured stride, insulated from the enveloping fog by his thick blue greatcoat and the Majesty of the Law. The staccato echo of his footsteps sounded sharp and loud in the empty street as he turned off Kensington Gore into Regent's Gate and paced stolidly past the line of stately mansions.

  P.C. Alberts paused and cocked his head. Somewhere in the fog ahead of him there was — what? — a sort of gliding, scurrying sound that he could not identify. The sound, perhaps, of someone trying to move silently through the night but betrayed by a loose paving stone.

  He waited for the noise to be repeated, turning to face where he thought it had come from and straining his eyes to pierce the black, fog-shrouded night.

  There! Farther over now — was that it again? A muted sound; could someone be trying to sneak past him in the dark? A scurrying sound; could it be rats? There were rats even in Regent's Gate. Even the mansions of the nobility had the occasional rats' nest in the cellar. P.C. Alberts shuddered. He was not fond of rats.

  But there — another sound! Footsteps this time, good honest British footsteps pattering around the Kensington Gore corner and approaching the spot where Constable Alberts stood.

  A portly man appeared out of the fog, his MacFarlane buttoned securely up to his chin and a dark-gray bowler pulled down to his eyes. A hand-knitted gray scarf obscured much of the remainder of his face, leaving visible only wide-set brown eyes and a hint of what was probably a large nose. For a second the man looked startled to see P.C. Alberts standing there, then he nodded as he recognized the uniform. "Evening, Constable."

  "Evening, sir." Alberts touched the tip of his forefinger to the brim of his helmet. "A bit late, isn't it, sir?"

  "It is that," the man agreed, pausing to peer up at Alberts's face. "I don't recollect you, Constable. New on this beat, are you?"

  "I am, sir," Alberts admitted. "P.C. Alberts, sir. Do you live around here, sir?"

  "I do, Constable; in point of fact, I do." The man pointed a pudgy finger into the fog. "Yonder lies my master's demesne. I am Lemming, the butler at Walbine House."

  "Ah!" Alberts said, feeling that he should reply to this revelation. They walked silently together for a few steps.

  "I have family in Islington," Lemming volunteered. "Been visiting for the day. Beastly hour to be getting back."

  "It is that, sir," Alberts agreed.

  "Missed my bus," Lemming explained. "Had to take a number twenty-seven down Marylebone Road and then walk from just this side of Paddington Station. I tell you, Constable, Hyde Park is not sufficiently lighted at night. Especially in this everlasting fog. I am, I will freely admit, a man of nervous disposition. I nearly jumped out of my skin two or three times while crossing the park; startled by something no more dangerous, I would imagine, than a squirrel."

  They reached the entrance to Walbine House: a stout oaken door shielded by a wrought-iron gate. "At any rate I have arrived home before his lordship," Lemming said, producing a keychain from beneath his MacFarlane and applying a stubby, circular key to the incongruously new lock in the ancient gate.

  "His lordship?" P.C. Alberts asked.

  Lemming swung open the gate. "The Right Honorable the Lord Walbine," he said. He lifted the keychain up to his face and flipped through the keys, trying to locate the front-door key in the dim light of the small gas lamp that hung to the left of the massive oak door.

  "I served his father until he died two years ago, and now I serve his lordship."

  "Ah!" Alberts said, wondering how the stout butler knew that his new lordship was still absent from Walbine House.

  "Goodnight then, Constable," Lemming said, opening the great door as little as possible and pushing himself through the crack.

  "Goodnight," Alberts said to the rapidly closing door. He waited until he heard the lock turned from the inside, and then resumed his measured stride along Regent's Gate. It was deathly quiet now; no more scurrying, no fancied noises, only the slight rustle of the wind through the dist
ant trees and the echo of his own footsteps bouncing off the brick facades of the Georgian mansions that faced each other across the wide street.

  At Cromwell Road, Constable Alberts paused under the street-lamp for a moment and peered thoughtfully around. He had the unwelcome sensation that he was being watched. By whom he could not tell, but the feeling persisted, an eerie, tingling sensation at the back of his neck. He turned and started back down the dark, fog-shrouded pavement.

  From some distance away on Cromwell Road came the clattering noises of an approaching carriage, which grew steadily louder until, some twenty seconds later, a four-wheeler careened around the corner into Regent's Gate. The cab sped along the street, the horse encouraged by an occasional flick of the jarvey's whip. Entirely too fast, Alberts noted critically.

  Halfway down Regent's Gate, opposite Walbine House, the jarvey pulled his horse to a stop. From where Alberts stood he could make out the form of a top-hatted man in evening dress emerging from the four-wheeler and tossing a coin up to the jarvey. The Right Honorable the Lord Walbine had obviously just returned home for the night. Lemming, Alberts thought, had been right.

  The four-wheeler pulled away and rattled on down the street as his lordship let himself into Walbine House. All was quiet again P.C. Alberts resumed his beat, the tread of his footsteps once more the only sound to be heard along the tree-lined street. He kept to a steady methodical pace as he headed toward Kensington Gore.

  It took P.C. Alberts almost ten minutes to make the circuit along Kensington Gore, back up Queen's Gate, and then across Cromwell Road to the Regent's Gate corner. As he turned onto Regent's Gate again, from somewhere ahead of him there came a sudden cacophony of slamming doors and running feet. The faint gleam of a lantern wavered back and forth across the street. It caught Alberts in its dim beam. "Constable!" came an urgent whisper that carried clearly across the length of the street. "Constable Alberts! Come quickly!"

  Alberts quickened his stride without quite breaking into a run. "Here I am," he called. "What's the trouble, now?"