Nebula Awards Showcase 2006

by Gardner Dozois

  The car snuffled around on the ground for a moment, then, without warning, took a hard left and accelerated, siren screeching. Tourists and sunset gazers scattered to either side as the car and Jenny roared toward the glowing white horizon.

  The Owl only managed a few yards under his own power. He slowed, then stumbled, and then the Crow and the painter were carrying him.

  “What’s wrong with him?” asked Soma.

  They crossed the verge onto the salt. They’d left the bravest sight-seers a half-block back.

  “He’s gone inside himself,” said Japheth.

  “Why?” asked Soma.

  Japheth half laughed. “You’d know better than me, friend.”

  It was then that the Commodore closest to them took a single step forward with its right foot, dragged the left a dozen yards in the same direction, and then, twisting, fell to the ground with a thunderous crash.

  “Whoo!” shouted Japheth. “The harder they fall! We’d better start running now, Soma!”

  Soma was disappointed, but unsurprised, to see that Japheth did not mean run away.

  There was only one bear near the slightly curved route that Japheth picked for them through the harsh glare. Even light as he was, purged of his math, the Owl was still a burden and Soma couldn’t take much time to marvel at the swirling colors in the bear’s plastic hide.

  “Keep up, Soma!” shouted the Crow. Ahead of them, two of the Commodores had suddenly turned on one another and were landing terrible blows. Soma saw a tiny figure clinging to one of the giants’ shoulders, saw it lose its grip, fall, and disappear beneath an ironshod boot the size of a bundle bug.

  Then Soma slipped and fell himself, sending all three of them to the glowing ground and sending a cloud of the biting crystal salt into the air. One of his sandaled feet, he saw, was coated in gold slime. They’d been trying to outflank one Legislator only to stumble on the trail of another.

  Japheth picked up the Owl, now limp as a rag doll, and with a grunt heaved the man across his shoulders. “Soma, you should come on. We might make it.” It’s not a hard decision to make at all. How can you not make it? At first he’d needed convincing, but then he’d been one of those who’d gone out into the world to convince others. It’s not just history; it’s after history.

  “Soma!”

  Japheth ran directly at the unmoving painter, the deadweight of the Owl across his shoulders slowing him. He barreled into Soma, knocking him to the ground again, all of them just missing the unknowing Legislator as it slid slowly past.

  “Up, up!” said Japheth. “Stay behind it, so long as it’s moving in the right direction. I think my boys missed a Commodore.” His voice was very sad.

  The Legislator stopped and let out a bellowing noise. Fetid steam began rising from it. Japheth took Soma by the hand and pulled him along, through chaos. One of the Commodores, the first to fall, was motionless on the ground, two or three Legislators making their way along its length. The two who’d fought lay locked in one another’s grasp, barely moving and glowing hotter and hotter. The only standing Commodore, eyes like red suns, seemed to be staring just behind them.

  As it began to sweep its gaze closer, Soma heard Japheth say, “We got closer than I would have bet.”

  Then Soma’s car, mysteriously covered with red crosses and wailing at the top of its voice, came to a sliding, crunching stop in the salt in front of them.

  Soma didn’t hesitate, but threw open the closest rear door and pulled Japheth in behind him. When the three of them—painter, Crow, Owl—were stuffed into the rear door, Soma shouted, “Up those stairs, car!”

  In the front seat, there was a woman whose eyes seemed as large as saucers.

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  Jenny-With-Grease-Beneath-Her-Fingernails was trying not to go crazy. Something was pounding at her head, even though she hadn’t tried to open it herself. Yesterday, she had been working a remote repair job on the beach, fixing a smashed window. Tonight, she was hurtling across the Great Salt Lick, Legislators and bears and Commodores acting in ways she’d never seen or heard of.

  Jenny herself acting in ways she’d never heard of. Why didn’t she just pull the emergency brake, roll out of the car, wait for the THP? Why did she just hold on tighter and pull down the sunscreen so she could use the mirror to look into the backseat?

  It was three men. She hadn’t been sure at first. One appeared to be unconscious and was dressed in some strange getup, a helmet of some kind completely encasing his head. She didn’t know the man in the capacitor jacket, who was craning his head out the window, trying to see something above them. The other one though, she recognized.

  “Soma Painter,” she said. “Your car is much better, though it has missed you terribly.”

  The owner just looked at her glaze-eyed. The other one pulled himself back in through the window, a wild glee on his face. He rapped the helmet of the prone man and shouted, “Did you hear that? The unpredictable you prophesied! And it fell in our favor!”

  Soma worried about his car’s suspension, not to mention the tires, when it slalomed through the legs of the last standing Commodore and bounced up the steeply cut steps of the Parthenon. He hadn’t had a direct hand in the subsystems design—by the time he’d begun to develop the cars, Athena was already beginning to take over a lot of the details. Not all of them, though; he couldn’t blame her for the guilt he felt over twisting his animal subjects into something like onboard components.

  But the car made it onto the platform inside the outer set of columns, seemingly no worse for wear. The man next to him—Japheth, his name was Japheth and he was from Kentucky—jumped out of the car and ran to the vast, closed counterweighted bronze doors.

  “It’s because of the crosses. We’re in an emergency vehicle according to their protocols.” That was the mechanic, Jenny, sitting in the front seat and trying to stanch a nosebleed with a greasy rag. “I can hear the Governor,” she said.

  Soma could hear Japheth raging and cursing. He stretched the Owl out along the backseat and climbed out of the car. Japheth was pounding on the doors in futility, beating his fists bloody, spinning, spitting. He caught sight of Soma.

  “These weren’t here before!” he said, pointing to two silver columns that angled up from the platform’s floor, ending in flanges on the doors themselves. “The doors aren’t locked, they’re just sealed by these fucking cylinders!” Japheth was shaking. “Caw!” he cried. “Caw!”

  “What’s he trying to do?” asked the woman in the car.

  Soma brushed his fingers against his temple, trying to remember.

  “I think he’s trying to remake Tennessee,” he said.

  The weight of a thousand cars on her skull, the hoofbeats of a thousand horses throbbing inside her eyes, Jenny was incapable of making any rational decision. So, irrationally, she left the car. She stumbled over to the base of one of the silver columns. When she tried to catch herself on it, her hand slid off.

  “Oil,” she said. “These are just hydraulic cylinders.” She looked around the metal sheeting where the cylinder disappeared into the platform, saw the access plate. She pulled a screwdriver from her belt and used it to remove the plate.

  The owner was whispering to his car, but the crazy man had come over to her. “What are you doing?” he asked.

  “I don’t know,” she said, but she meant it only in the largest sense. Immediately, she was thrusting her wrists into the access plate, playing the licenses and government bonds at her wrists under a spray of light, murmuring a quick apology to the machinery. Then she opened a long vertical cut down as much of the length of the hydraulic hose as she could with her utility blade.

  Fluid exploded out of the hole, coating Jenny in the slick, dirty green stuff. The cylinders collapsed.

  The man next to Jenny looked at her. He turned and
looked at Soma-With-The-Paintbox-In-Printer’s-Alley and at Soma’s car.

  “We must have had a pretty bad plan,” he said, then rushed over to pull the helmeted figure from the backseat.

  breached come home all you commodores come home cancel emergency designation on identified vehicle and downcycle now jump in jump in jump in

  Jenny could not help Soma and his friend drag their burden through the doors of the temple, but she staggered through the doors. She had only seen Athena in tiny parts, in the mannequin shrines that contained tiny fractions of the Governor.

  Here was the true and awesome thing, here was the forty-foot-tall sculpture—armed and armored—attended by the broken remains of her frozen marble enemies. Jenny managed to lift her head and look past sandaled feet, up cold golden raiment, past tart painted cheeks to the lapis lazuli eyes.

  Athena looked back at her. Athena leapt.

  Inside Jenny’s head, inside so small an architecture, there was no more room for Jenny-With-Grease-Beneath-Her-Fingernails. Jenny fled.

  Soma saw the mechanic, the woman who’d been so kind to his car, fall to her knees, blood gushing from her nose and ears. He saw Japheth laying out the Owl like a sacrifice before the Governor. He’d been among the detractors, scoffing at the idea of housing the main armature in such a symbol-potent place.

  Behind him, his car beeped. The noise was barely audible above the screaming metal sounds out in the Lick. The standing Commodore was swiveling its torso, turning its upper half toward the Parthenon. Superheated salt melted in a line slowly tracking toward the steps.

  Soma trotted back to his car. He leaned in and remembered the back door, the Easter egg he hadn’t documented. A twist on the ignition housing, then press in, and the key sank into the column. The car shivered.

  “Run home as fast you can, car. Back to the ranch with your kin. Be fast, car, be clever.”

  The car woke up. It shook off Soma’s ownership and closed its little head. It let out a surprised beep and then fled with blazing speed, leaping down the steps, over the molten salt, and through the storm, bubblewinged bicycles descending all around. The Commodore began another slow turn, trying to track it.

  Soma turned back to the relative calm inside the Parthenon. Athena’s gaze was baleful, but he couldn’t feel it. The Owl had ripped the ability from him. The Owl lying before Japheth, defenseless against the knife Japheth held high.

  “Why?” shouted Soma.

  But Japheth didn’t answer him, instead diving over the Owl in a somersault roll, narrowly avoiding the flurry of kicks and roundhouse blows being thrown by Jenny. Her eyes bugged and bled. More blood flowed from her ears and nostrils, but still she attacked Japheth with relentless fury.

  Japheth came up in a crouch. The answer to Soma’s question came in a slurred voice from Jenny. Not Jenny, though. Soma knew the voice, remembered it from somewhere, and it wasn’t Jenny’s.

  “there is a bomb in that meat soma-friend a knife a threat an eraser”

  Japheth shouted at Soma. “You get to decide again! Cut the truth out of him!” He gestured at the Owl with his knife.

  Soma took in a shuddery breath. “So free with lives. One of the reasons we climbed up.”

  Jenny’s body lurched at Japheth, but the Crow dropped onto the polished floor. Jenny’s body slipped when it landed, the soles of its shoes coated with the same oil as its jumpsuit.

  “My Owl cousin died of asphyxiation at least ten minutes ago, Soma,” said Japheth. “Died imperfect and uncontrolled.” Then, dancing backward before the scratching thing in front of him, Japheth tossed the blade in a gentle underhanded arc. It clattered to the floor at Soma’s feet.

  All of the same arguments.

  All of the same arguments.

  Soma picked up the knife and looked down at the Owl. The fight before him, between a dead woman versus a man certain to die soon, spun on. Japheth said no more, only looked at Soma with pleading eyes.

  Jenny’s body’s eyes followed the gaze, saw the knife in Soma’s hand.

  “you are due upgrade soma-friend swell the ranks of commodores you were 96th percentile now 99th soma-with-the-paintbox-in-printer’s-alley the voluntary state of tennessee applauds your citizenship”

  But it wasn’t the early slight, the denial of entry to the circle of highest minds. Memories of before and after, decisions made by him and for him, sentiences and upgrades decided by fewer and fewer and then one; one who’d been a product, not a builder.

  Soma plunged the knife into the Owl’s unmoving chest and sawed downward through the belly with what strength he could muster. The skin and fat fell away along a seam straighter than he could ever cut. The bomb—the knife, the eraser, the threat—looked like a tiny white balloon. He pierced it with the killing tip of the Kentuckian’s blade.

  A nova erupted at the center of the space where math and Detectives live. A wave of scouring numbers washed outward, spreading all across Nashville, all across the Voluntary State to fill all the space within the containment field.

  The 144 Detectives evaporated. The King of the Rock Monkeys, nothing but twisted light, fell into shadow. The Commodores fell immobile, the ruined biology seated in their chests went blind, then deaf, then died.

  And singing Nashville fell quiet. Ten thousand thousand heads slammed shut and ten thousand thousand souls fell insensate, unsupported, in need of revival.

  North of the Girding Wall, alarms began to sound.

  At the Parthenon, Japheth Sapp gently placed the tips of his index and ring fingers on Jenny’s eyelids and pulled them closed.

  Then the ragged Crow pushed past Soma and hurried out into the night. The Great Salt Lick glowed no more, and even the lights of the city were dimmed, so Soma quickly lost sight of the man. But then the cawing voice rang out once more. “We only hurt the car because we had to.”

  Soma thought for a moment, then said, “So did I.”

  But the Crow was gone, and then Soma had nothing to do but wait. He had made the only decision he had left in him. He idly watched as burning bears floated down into the sea. A striking image, but he had somewhere misplaced his paints.

  JODY LYNN NYE

  Anne McCaffrey has been one of the best-known and best-selling writers in science fiction for more than forty years, having published dozens of books, including The Dragonriders of Pern, To Ride Pegasus, Crystal Singer, Killashandra, The White Dragon, All the Weyrs of Pern, The Renegades of Pern, Decision on Doona, and many, many others. She won a Hugo Award in 1968 for her novella “Weyr Search,” a Nebula Award in 1969 for her novella “Dragonrider,” and in 2005 was named the recipient of SFFWA’s prestigious Grand Master Award, acknowledging her lifetime of achievement in the field.

  In recognition of her appointment as SFFWA’s newest Grand Master, we’re pleased to be able to bring you a heartfelt appreciation of Anne McCaffrey by McCaffrey’s longtime friend and collaborator, Jody Lynn Nye, followed by one of McCaffrey’s best-known and most acclaimed stories.

  Jody Lynn Nye lists her main career activity as “spoiling cats.” She lives northwest of Chicago with two of the above and her husband, author and packager Bill Fawcett. She has published thirty books, including six contemporary fantasies, four SF novels, four novels in collaboration with Anne McCaffrey, including The Ship Who Won; edited a humorous anthology about mothers, Don’t Forget Your Spacesuit, Dear!; and written over eighty short stories. Her latest books are The Lady and the Tiger, third in her Taylor’s Ark series, Strong Arm Tactics , first in the Wolfe Pack series, and Class Dis-Mythed, cowritten with Robert Asprin.

  GRAND MASTER ANNE MCCAFFREY: AN APPRECIATION

  JODY LYNN NYE

  I owe a lot to my friend Barbara for introducing me to Anne McCaffrey. In Barbara’s home I admired a couple of beautiful prints on the wall, all lacy and medieval in style, depicting a pretty girl with lots of dark, wavy hair surrounded by tiny flying dragons. “Those are the covers from Dragonsong and Dragonsinger,” she said. “You mean, you hav
en’t read them? Oh, you have to. But you should really start with Dragonflight.”

  So I did. The Pern books grabbed me from the very first line, and never let go. They were about dragons. I had always been fascinated by dragons. These weren’t just any dragons; they were scientifically plausible dragons. The best part was, instead of being terrifying predators, they were mankind’s ally. If you had one of these dragons, it belonged to you and no one else, a powerful, telepathic friend whose voice only you could hear, and who loved you and protected you before all other people, against the compelling danger of the mindless Thread. What a terrific image to offer to readers who often felt vulnerable and lost in the real world. And the survival-oriented nature of the society meant that this treat was not available to just a few, but to thousands of would-be dragonriders, making it desirably inclusive to those dreamers who read Anne’s books.

  The attraction of Anne McCaffrey’s books does not by any means end with dragons. Her human characters are people whom you could actually know and would want to hang around with. Here were men who were real men and—thank heaven!—women who were real women. Unlike many of her early male contemporaries’ female characters, Anne’s women are strong and effective. They are never cardboard cutouts devoid of feelings or thoughts, curvaceous cuties who scream and faint and need to be rescued by their big, strong hero companions, or thinly disguised men in skirts. Her heroines do quite a lot of their own rescuing, thank you. Lessa of Pern takes the initiative to save the world at nearly the cost of her own life and the life of the only fertile female dragon left on the planet. She is an original, complex personality, prickly, intelligent, quick-witted and strong-minded, yet tender toward her beloved Ramoth. Killashandra Ree holds her own in a dangerous world where only the strong survive for long, and only the talented make money. Helva, the Ship Who Sang, plies the spaceways with impunity, knowing that she belongs there.