Dean Koontz - (1984)
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He hesitated.
Damn.
Cursing his own compulsion, he put the lid down. He reached into the grave, instead, and heaved out the bag. He ran the zipper the length of the sack, and it made an insectlike sound.
He was shaking.
He peeled back the burial cloth.
He switched on his flashlight, gaspe d.
What the hell-?
With a trembling hand, he directed the flashlight beam at the
small headstone and, in the quaverous light, read the inscription again, then threw the light on the contents of the bag once more .
For a moment he did not know what to make of his discovery, but gradually the mists of confusion cleared, and he turned away from the grave, away from the decomposing corpse that produced a vile stench, and he stifled the urge to be thoroughly sick.
When the nausea subsided, he began to shake, but with laughter rather than fear. He stood there in the still of the night, on a knoll in a pet cemetery, a grown man who had been in the fanciful grip of a childish superstition, feeling like the butt of a cosmic joke, a good joke, one that tickled the hell out of him even though it made him feel like a prime jackass. The dog in Brandy's grave was an Irish setter, not a golden retriever, not Brandy at all, which meant the people in charge of this place had screwed up royally, had buried Brandy in the wrong grave and had unknowingly planted the setter in this hole. One canvaswrapped dog is like another, and the undertaker's mix-up seemed not only understandable but inevitable. If the mortician was careless or if, more likely, he nipped at the bottle now and then, the odds were high that a lot of dogs in the graveyard were buried under the wrong markers. After all, burying the family dog was not exactly as serious a matter as burying Grandma or Aunt Emma; the precautions were not quite as meticulous. Not quite!
To locate Brandy's true resting place, he would have to track down the identity of the setter and rob a second grave, and as he looked out at the hundreds upon hundreds of low markers, he knew it was an impossible task. Besides, it did not matter .
The pet mortician's screw-up was like a dash of cold water in the face; it brought Charlie to his senses. He suddenly saw himself as a parody of the hero in one of those old E.C. Horror Comics, haunting a cemetery in pursuit of . . . Of what? Dracula Dog? He laughed so hard that he had to sit down before he fell down.
They said the Lord worked in mysterious ways, so maybe the devil worked in mysterious ways, too, but Charlie simply could not believe that the devil was so mysterious, so subtle, so elaborately devious, so downright silly as to muddy the trail to Brandy's grave by causing a mixup in a pet cemetery's mortuary. A
devil like that might try to buy a man's soul by offering him a fortune in baseball trading cards, and such a demon was not to be taken seriously.
How and why had he taken this so seriously. Had Grace Spivey's religious mania been like a contagion? Had he picked up a mild case of end-of-the-world fever?
His laughter had a purging effect, and by the time it had run its course, he felt better than he had in weeks.
He used the blade of the shovel to push the dead dog and the canvas bag back into the grave. He threw the lid of the coffin on top of it, shoveled the hole full of dirt, tamped it down, wiped the shovel blade clean in the grass, and returned to his car.
He had not found what he expected, and perhaps he had not even found the truth, but he had more or less found what he had hoped to find-a way out, an acceptable answer, something he could live with, absolution.
Early May in Las Vegas was a pleasant time, with the fierce heat of summer still to come, but with the chill winter nights gone for another year. The warm dry air blew away whatever memories still lingered of the nightmare chase in the High Sierras.
On the first Wednesday morning of the month, Charlie and Christine were to be married in a gloriously gaudy, hilariously tasteless nonsectarian wedding chapel next door to a casino, which vastly amused both of them. They did not see their wedding as a solemn occasion, but as the beginning of a joyous adventure that was best begun with laughter, rather than with pomp and circumstance. Besides, once they made up their minds to marry, they were suddenly in a frenzy to get it done, and no place but Vegas, with its liberal marriage laws, could meet their timetable.
They came into Vegas the night before and took a small suite at Bally's Grand, and within a few hours the city seemed to be sending them omens that indicated a happy future together. On their way to dinner, Christine put four quarters into a slot machine, and although it was the first time she had ever played one, she pulled off a thousand-dollar jackpot. Later, they played a little blackjack, and they won nearly another thousand apiece .
In the morning, exiting the coffee shop after a superb breakfast,
Joey found a silver dollar that someone had dropped, and as far as he was concerned his good fortune far exceeded that of his mother and Charlie: "A whole dollar!"
They had brought Joey with them because Christine could not bear to leave him. Their recent ordeal, the near loss of the boy, still weighed heavily on her, and when he was out of her sight for more than a couple of hours, she grew nervous ." In time," she told Charlie, "I'll be able to relax a bit more. But not yet .
In time, we'll be able to go away together by ourselves, just the two of us, and leave Joey with Val. I promise. But not yet. Not quite yet. So if you want to marry me, you're going to have to take my son along on the honeymoon. How's that for romance?"
Charlie didn't mind. He liked the boy. Joey was a good companion, well-behaved, inquisitive, bright, and affectionate.
Joey served as best man at the ceremony and was delighted with his role. He guarded the ring with stern-faced solemnity and, at the proper moment, gave it to Charlie with a grin so wide and warm it threatened to melt the gold in which the diamond was set.
When it was official, when they had left the chapel to the recorded strains of Wayne Newton singing "Joy to the World," they decided to forgo the complimentary limousine and walk back to the hotel. The day was warm, blue, clear (but for a few scattered white clouds), and beautiful, even with the honky-tonk of Las Vegas Boulevard crowding close on both sides.
"What about the wedding lunch?" Joey demanded as they walked.
I 'You just had breakfast two hours ago," Charlie said.
"I'm a growin' boy."
"True. I I
"What sounds like a good wedding lunch to you?" Christine asked.
Joey thought about that for a few steps, then said, "Big Macs and Baskin-Robbins!"
"You know what happens to you when you eat too many Big Macs?" Christine said.
"What?" the boy asked.
"You grow up to look like Ronald McDonald."
"That's right," Charlie said ." Big red nose, funny orange hair, and big red lips."
Joey giggled ." Gee, I wish Chewbacca was here."
"I'm sure Val's taking good care of him, honey."
"Yeah, but he's missing all the jokes."
They strolled along the sidewalk, Joey between them, and even at this hour a few of the big signs and marquees were flashing.
"Will I grow up with big funny clown's feet, too?" Joey asked.
"Absolutely," Charlie said ." Size twenty-eight."
"Which will make it impossible to drive a car," Christine said.
" Or dance," Charlie said.
"I don't want to dance," Joey said ." I don't like girls."
"Oh, in a few years, you'll like them," Christine said .
Joey frowned ." That's what Chewbacca says, but I just don't
believe it."
"Oh, so Chewbacca talks, does he?" Christine teased .
"Well . . ."
"And he's an authority on girls, yet!"
"Well, okay, if you want to make a big deal of it," Joey said, "I gotta admit I just pretend he talks."
Charlie laughed and winked at his new wife over their son's head.
Joey said, "Hey, if I eat too many Big Macs, will I grow up with
big funny clown hands, too?"
"Yep," Charlie said ." So you won't be able to tie your own shoes ." "Or pick your nose," Christine said.
"I don't pick my nose anyway," the boy said indignantly .
"You know what Val told me about picking my nose?"
"No. What did Val tell you?" Christine asked, and Charlie could see she was a little afraid of the answer because the boy was always learning the wrong kind of language from Val.
Joey squinted in the desert sun, as if struggling to remember exactly what Val had said. Then: "She told me the only people who pick their noses are bums, Looney Tunes, IRS agents, and her ex-husband."
Charlie and Christine glanced at each other and laughed. It was so good to laugh.
Joey said, "Hey, if you guys wanta be, you know . . . ummm . alone . . . then you can leave me in the hotel playroom. I don't mind. It looks great in there. They got all kinds of neat games and stuff. Hey, maybe you guys want to play some more cards or them slot machines where Mom made money last night ."
"I think we'll probably quit gambling while we're ahead, honey ."
"Oh," the boy said, "I think you should play, Mom! You'll win, I bet. You'll win a lot more. Really. I know you will. I just know you will."
The sun came out from behind one of the scattered white clouds, and its light fell full-strength across the pavement, sparkied on the chrome and glass of the passing cars, made the plush hotels and casinos look brighter and cleaner than they really were, and made the air itself shimmer fantastically.
It ended in sunshine, not on a dark and stormy night.