The Western Romance MEGAPACK ®: 20 Classic Tales

by Zane Grey

  “All right, boys. We kain’t afford to be hawgs, this trip. Straddle your hosses and take ’em over to that far corner where we laid the fence down. Remember what I said about keepin’ to the rocky draws. I’ll wait here and turn these loose, and foller along and set up the fence after yuh. And keep agoin’—only don’t swing over toward Baptista’s place, mind. Keep to the left all you can. And keep a lookout ahead. Yuh don’t want that kid to get a squint at yuh.”

  One answered him in Mexican while they slipped out and mounted. They rode away, driving the horses they had chosen. Unobtrusive horses as to color; bays and browns, mostly, of the commonplace type that would not easily be missed from the herd. The man on the fence smoked a cigarette and studied the horses milling restlessly below him in the corral.

  From the adobe cabin squatting in the moonlight came the shrill, insistent jingling of a bell. The man looked that way thoughtfully, climbed down and went to the cabin, keeping carefully in the beaten trail.

  The door was not locked. A rawhide thong tied it fast to a staple in the door jamb. With the bell shrilling its summons inside, the man paused long enough to study the knotting of the thong before he untied it and stepped inside. He went to the telephone slowly, thoughtfully, his cigarette held between two fingers, his forehead drawn down so that his eyebrows were pinched together. He hesitated perceptibly before he took down the receiver. Then he grinned.

  “Hello!” His voice was hoarse, slightly muffled. He grinned again when he caught the mildly querulous tones of Sudden Selmer, sharpened a little by the transmitter.

  “Where the dickens have you been? I’ve been trying all evening to get you,” Sudden complained.

  “Huh? Oh, I just got in. I been fixing fence over west of here. Took me till dark—No, the stock’s all in—wind had blowed down a couple of them rotten posts—well, they was rotten enough to sag over, so I had to reset them—Had to reset them, I said! Dig new holes!” He turned his face a little away from the transmitter and coughed, then grinned while he listened.

  “Oh, nothing—just a cold I caught—Don’t amount to anything. I’m doctoring it. I always get hoarse when I catch a little cold—Sure, everything’s all right. I’m going to ride fence tomorrow—That so? It blowed to beat the cars, down here all night—Why, they’re lookin’ fine—No, ain’t saw a soul. I guess they know better than to bother our stock—All right, Mr. Selmer, I will—and say! I might be late in getting in tomorrow, but everything’s fine as silk—All right—G’ bye!”

  He hung up the receiver before he started to laugh, but once he did start, he laughed all the time he was re-tying the door in the same kind of knot Johnny had used, and all the while he was returning to the corral.

  “Fell for it, all right. Nothing can beat having a cold right handy,” he chuckled when he had turned out the stock, whistled for the sentinel, and mounted his horse. “Guess I better happen around tomorrow evening. They won’t be back—not if they bring it with ’em.”

  While he waited for the guard to come in, he eyed the corral and its immediate neighborhood, and afterward inspected the cloud-flecked sky. “Corral shows a bunch of stock has been penned here,” he muttered. “But the wind’ll raise before sun-up. I guess it’ll be all right.”

  The sentinel came trotting around the corner. “How many?” he asked, riding alongside the other.

  “Fifteen, all told. Tomorrow night we’ll cull that bunch that ranges west of here. Won’t do to trim out too many at a time, and they may be back here tomorrow night. They will if they can’t get it over. I don’t much expect they will, at that—unless they bring it in pieces. Still, yuh can’t tell what a crazy kid’ll take a notion to do; not when he’s got a bug like Tex says this one has got.”

  “Tex is pretty cute, aw-right. Me, I’d never a thought of that.”

  The boss grunted. “Tex is paid for being cute. He’s on the inside, where he’s got a chance to know these things. He wouldn’t be worth a nickel to us if he wasn’t cute.”

  “And it’s us that takes the chances,” readily agreed the guard.

  “Yeah—look at the chance I took jus’ now! Talked to old Sudden over the ’phone, stalling along like I was the kid. Got away with it, at that. I’d like to see Tex—”

  “Aw, Tex ain’t in it with you. When it comes right down to fine work—” So, feeding the vanity of the boss with tidbits of crude flattery, which the boss swallowed greedily as nine tenths of us would do, they jogged along down the pebbly bottom of Sinkhole Creek where it had gone dry, turned into the first rocky draw that pointed southeastward, and so passed on and away from the camp where Tex’s thoughts were clinging anxiously.

  When they had carefully mended the fence that had been opened, and had obliterated all traces of horses passing through, they rode home to their beds perfectly satisfied with the night’s work, and looking forward to the next night.

  A hot, windy day went over the arid range; a day filled with contented labor for some, strenuous activity for some others—Johnny Jewel among these—and more or less anxious waiting for a very few.

  That day the fifteen stolen horses, urged forward by grimy, swearing Mexicans and a white man or two, trotted heavily southward, keeping always to the sheltered draws and never showing upon a ridge until after a lookout had waved that all was well.

  That day Mary V rode aimlessly to the western hills, because she saw three of the boys hiking off toward the south and she did not know where they were going.

  That day Johnny Jewel suffered chronic heart jumpings, lest the four wide-blinkered mules look around again and, seeing themselves still pursued by the great, ungainly contraption on the lengthened wagon they drew, run away and upset their precariously balanced load.

  That day the man who had so obligingly answered the telephone for Johnny busied himself with various plans and preparations for the night, and retraced the trail down the rocky draws to the fence where horses and riders had crossed, to make sure, by daylight, that no trace had been left of their passing, and met Tex over by Snake Ridge for a brief and very satisfactory conference.

  So the day blew itself red in the face, and then purple, with a tender, rose-violet haze under its one crimson, lazily drooping eye. And at last it wrapped itself in its royal, gemmed robe, and settled quietly down to sleep. Night came stepping softly across the hills and the sandy plains, carrying her full-lighted lantern that painted black shadows beside every rock and bush and cut-bank.

  With the deepening of the shadows and the rising drone of night sounds and the whispering of the breeze which was all that was left of the wind, the man came riding cautiously up through a draw to the willow growth just below Sinkhole watering place. He tied his horse there and went on afoot, stepping on rocks and grass tufts and gravelly spots as easily as though he had practiced that mode of travel.

  Sinkhole cabin was dark and quiet and lonesome, but still he waited for awhile in the shadow and watched the place before he ventured forth. He did not go at once to the cabin, but always treading carefully where imprints would be lightest, he made a further inspection of the corral. The wind had done its work there, and hoofprints were practically obliterated. Satisfied, he returned to the cabin and sat down on the bench beside the door, where he could watch the trail while he waited.

  The telephone rang. The man untied the door, went in, and answered it hoarsely. Everything was all right, he reported. He had ridden the fence and tightened one or two loose wires. Yes, the water was holding out all right, and the horses came to water every night about sundown, or else early in the morning before the flies got too bad. His cold was better, and he didn’t need a thing that he knew of. And good-bye, Mr. Selmer.

  He went out, very well satisfied with himself; re-tied the door carefully with Johnny’s own peculiar kind of hitch, stooped and felt the hard-packed earth to make sure he had not inadvertently droppe
d a cigarette butt that might possibly betray him, and rolled a fresh smoke before leaving for home. He had just lighted it and was moving away toward the creek when the telephone jingled a second summons. He would have to answer it, of course. Old Sudden knew he couldn’t be far away, and would ring until he did answer. He unfastened the door again, cursing to himself and wondering if the Rolling R people were in the habit of calling Johnny Jewel every ten minutes or so. He stumbled over a box that he had missed before, swore, and called a gruff hello.

  “Oh, hello, cowboy!” Unmistakably feminine, that voice; unmistakably provocative, too—subdued, demure, on guard, as though it were ready to adopt any one of several tones when it spoke again.

  “Oh—er—hello! That you, Mr. Selmer?” The man did not forget his hoarseness. He even coughed discreetly.

  “Why, no! This is Venus speaking. May I ask if you expected Miss Selmer to call you up?” Raised eyebrows would harmonize perfectly with that tone, which was sugary, icily gracious.

  “Oh—er—hello! That you, Miss Selmer? Beg your pardon—my mistake. Er—ah—how are yuh this evenin’?”

  “Oh—lonesome.” A sigh seemed to waft over the wire. “You see, I have quarreled with Mars again. He would drink out of your big dipper in spite of me! I knew you wouldn’t like that—”

  “Oh—why no, of course not!” The hoarseness broke slightly, here and there. A worried tone was faintly manifesting itself.

  “And I was wondering when you are coming to take me for another ride!”

  “Why—ah—just as soon as I can, Miss Venus. You know my time ain’t my own—but maybe Sunday I could git off.”

  “How nice! What a bad cold you have! How did you catch, it?” Sweetly solicitous now, that voice.

  “Why, I dunno—”

  “Was it from going without your coat when we were riding last time?”

  “I—yes, I guess it was; but that don’t matter. I’d be willing to ketch a dozen colds riding with you. It don’t matter at all.”

  “Oh, but it does! It matters a great deal—Dearie! Did you really think I was that nasty Mary V Selmer calling you up?”

  “Why, no, I—I was just talking to her father—but as soon as I—I was thinking maybe the old man had forgot something, and had her—uh course I knowed your voice right away—sweetheart.” That was very daring. The man’s forehead was all beaded with perspiration by this time, and it was not the heat that caused it. “You know I wouldn’t talk to her if I didn’t have to.” It is very difficult to speak in honeyed accents that would still carry a bullfrog hoarseness, but the man tried it, nevertheless.

  “Dearie! Honest?”

  “You know it!” He was bolder now that he knew endearing terms were accepted as a matter of course.

  “Oo-oo! I believe you’re fibbing. You kept calling me Miss Venus just as if—you—liked somebody else better. Just for that, I’m not going to talk another minute. And you needn’t call up, either—for I shall not answer!”

  She hung up the receiver, and the man, once he was sure of it, did likewise. He wiped his forehead, damned all women impartially as a thus-and-so nuisance that would queer a man’s game every time if he wasn’t sharp enough to meet their plays, and went outside. He still felt very well satisfied with himself, but his satisfaction was tempered with thankfulness that he was clever enough to fool that confounded girl. All the way back to his horse he was trying to “place” the voice and the name.

  Some one within riding distance, it must be—some one visiting in the country. He sure didn’t know of any ranch girl named Venus. After awhile he felt he could afford to grin over the incident. “Never knowed the difference,” he boasted as he rode away. “Nine men outa ten woulda overplayed their hand, right there.”

  Just how far he had overplayed his hand, that man never knew. Far enough to send Mary V to her room rather white and scared; shaking, too, with excitement. She stood by the window, looking out at the moon-lighted yard with its wind-beaten flowers. To save her life she could not help recalling the story of Little Red Riding Hood, nor could she rid herself of the odd sensation of having talked with the Wolf. Though she did not, of course, carry the simile so far as to liken Johnny Jewel to the Grandmother.

  She did not know what to do—a strange sensation for Mary V, I assure you. Once she got as far as the door, meaning to go out on the porch and tell her dad that somebody was down at Sinkhole Camp pretending that he was Johnny Jewel when he was nothing of the sort, and that the boys had better go right straight down there and see what was the matter.

  She did not get farther than the door, however, and for what would seem a very trifling reason; she did not want her dad to know that she had been trying to talk to Johnny over the ’phone.

  She went back to the window. Who was down there pretending to be Johnny Jewel? And what, in heaven’s name, was he doing it for? She remembered the Mexican who had ridden up that day and pretended that he wanted matches, and how he had returned to the camp almost as soon as she had left. But the man who had talked with her was not a Mexican. No one but a white man—and a range man, she added to herself—would say, “Uh course I knowed yore voice.” And he had not really had a cold. Mary V’s ears were sharper than her dad’s, for she had caught the make-believe in the hoarseness. She knew perfectly well that Johnny Jewel might be hoarse as a crow and never talk that way. Johnny never said “Uh course I knowed,” and Johnny would choke before he’d ever call her sweetheart. He wouldn’t have let that man do it, either, had Johnny been present in the cabin, she suspected shrewdly.

  Being an impulsive young person who acted first and did her thinking afterwards, Mary V did exactly what she should not have done. She decided forthwith that she would take a long moonlight ride.

  CHAPTER NINE

  A MIDNIGHT RIDE

  “Mary V, what are you doing in the kitchen? Remember, I told you you shouldn’t make any more fudge for a week. I don’t want any more sessions with Bedelia like I had last time you left the kitchen all messed up with your candy. What are you doing?”

  Mary V licked a dab of loganberry jelly from her left thumb and answered with her face turned toward the open window nearest the porch where her mother sat rocking peacefully.

  “Oh, for gracious sake, mom! I’m only putting up a little lunch before I go to bed. I’m going to take my rides earlier, after this, and it wouldn’t be kind for me to wake the whole house up at daybreak, getting my lunch ready—”

  “If you’re going at daybreak, why do you need a lunch? If you think I’ll permit you to stay out in the heat all day without any breakfast—”

  “Well, mom! I can’t take pictures at daybreak, can I? I’ve got to stay out till the light is strong enough. And there’s a special place I want, and if I go early, I can get back early; before lunch, at the very latest. Do you want me to go without anything to eat?”

  “Seems to me you’re running them ‘Desert Glimpses’ into the ground,” her mother grumbled comfortably. “You’ve got a stack higher than your head, now. And some of these days you’ll get bit with a snake or a centipede or—”

  “Centipedes don’t bite. They grab with their toes. My goodness, mom! A person’s got to do something! I don’t see what harm there is in my riding horseback in the early morning. It’s a healthful form of exercise—”

  “It’s a darn fad, and you’ll go back to school looking like a squaw—and serve you right. It’s getting along towards the time when snakes go blind. You want to be careful, Mary V—”

  “Oh, piffle! I’ve lived here all my life, just about, and I never saw a person bitten with a snake. And neither did you, mom, and you know it. But, of course, if you insist on making me sit in the house day in and day out—” Mary V cut two more slices of bread and began spreading them liberally with butter. She looked very grieved, and very determined.

 
“Oh, nobody ever made you sit in the house yet. They’d have to tie you hand and foot to do it,” came the placid retort. “Don’t you go helping yourself to that new jelly, Mary V. The old has got to be used up first. And you wipe off the sink when you’re through messing around. Bedelia’s hinting that she’s going to quit when her month is up. It don’t help me a mite to keep her calmed down when you leave a mess for her every time you go near the kitchen. She says she’s sick and tired of cleaning up after you. You know what’ll happen if she does quit, Mary V. You’ll be getting your ‘Desert Glimpses’ out the kitchen window for a month or so, washing dishes while we scurrup around after another cook. Bedelia—”

  “Oh, plague take Bedelia!” snapped Mary V. But she nevertheless spent precious minutes wiping the butcher knife on Bedelia’s clean dish towel, and putting away the butter and the bread, and mopping up the splatters of loganberry jam. Getting her “Desert Glimpses” through the kitchen window formed no part of Mary V’s plans or desires.

  They seemed to Mary V to be precious minutes, although they would otherwise have been spent in the wearisome task of waiting until the ranch was asleep. She took her jam sandwiches and pickles and cake to her room, chirping a blithe good-night to her unsuspecting parents. Then, instead of going to bed as she very plainly indicated to those guileless parents that she meant to do, she clothed herself in her riding breeches, shirt, and coat, and was getting her riding shoes and puttees out of the closet when she heard her mother coming.

  A girl can do a good deal in a minute, if she really bestirs herself. Her mother found Mary V sitting before her dressing table with her hair hanging down her back. She was enfolded in a very pretty pink silk kimono, and she was leisurely dabbing cold cream on her chin and cheeks with her finger tips.