Cirque du Freak 3 - Tunnels of Blood

by Darren Shan

  "I always wanted to be a magician," I said. "But… hold on…" I remembered a couple of occasions when Mr. Crepsley had opened locks with a click of his fingers. "What about locks?" I asked.

  "Those are different. You understand what static energy is?" My face was a blank. "Have you ever brushed a comb through your hair and held it up to a thin sheet of paper?"

  "Yeah!" I said. "The paper sticks to it."

  "That is static energy," he explained. "When a vampire flits, a very strong static charge builds up. I have learned to harness that charge. Thus I am able to force open any lock you care to mention."

  I thought about that. "And the click of your fingers?" I asked.

  "Old habits die hard." He smiled.

  "But old vampires die easy!" a voice growled behind us, and before I knew what was happening, someone had reached around the two of us and pressed a pair of razor-sharp knives to the soft flesh of our throats!

  CHAPTER TWO

  I froze at the touch of the blade and the threatening voice, but Mr. Crepsley didn't even blink. He pushed the knife gently away from his throat, then tossed the silver cross to me.

  "Gavner, Gavner, Gavner." Mr. Crepsley sighed. "I always could hear you coming from half a mile away."

  "Not true!" the voice said resentfully, as the blade drew back from my throat. "You couldn't have heard."

  "Why not?" Mr. Crepsley said. "Nobody in the world breathes as heavily as you. I could pick you out blindfolded in a crowd of thousands."

  "One night, Larten," the stranger muttered. "One night I'll surprise you. We'll see how smart you are then."

  "Upon that night I shall retire in disgrace." Mr. Crepsley chuckled.

  Mr. Crepsley cocked an eyebrow at me, amused to see I was still stiff and half afraid, even though I'd figured out our lives weren't in danger.

  "Shame on you, Gavner Purl," Mr. Crepsley said. "You have frightened the boy."

  "Seems all I'm good for." The stranger grunted. "Scaring children and little old ladies."

  Turning slowly, I came face to face with the man called Gavner Purl. He wasn't very tall, but he was wide, built like a wrestler. His face was a mass of scars and dark patches, and the rims around his eyes were extremely black. His brown hair was cut short, and he was dressed in an ordinary pair of jeans and a baggy white shirt. He had a broad smile and glittering yellow teeth.

  It was only when I glanced down at his fingertips and spotted ten scars that I realized he was a vampire. That's how most vampires are created: vampire blood is pumped into them through the soft flesh at the ends of their fingers.

  "Darren, this is Gavner Purl," Mr. Crepsley introduced us. "An old, trusted, rather clumsy friend. Gavner, this is Darren Shan."

  "Pleased to meet you," the vampire said, shaking my hand. "You didn't hear me coming, did you?"

  "No," I answered honestly.

  "There!" he boomed proudly. "See?"

  "Congratulations," Mr. Crepsley said dryly. "If you are ever called upon to sneak into a nursery, you should have no problems."

  Gavner grimaced. "I see time hasn't sweetened you," he noted. "As cutting as ever. How long has it been? Fourteen years? Fifteen?"

  "Seventeen next February," Mr. Crepsley answered promptly.

  "Seventeen!" Gavner whistled. "Longer than I thought. Seventeen years and as sour as ever." He nudged me in the ribs. "Does he still complain like a grumpy old woman when he wakes up?" he asked.

  "Yes," I giggled.

  "I could never get a positive word out of him until midnight. I had to share a coffin with him once for four whole months." He shivered at the memory. "Longest four months of my life."

  "You shared a coffin?" I asked in awe.

  "Had to," he said. "We were being hunted. We had to stick together. I wouldn't do it again, though. I'd rather face the sun and burn."

  "You were not the only one with cause for complaint." Mr. Crepsley grunted. "Your snoring nearly drove me to face the sun myself." His lips were twitching, and I could tell he was having a hard time not smiling.

  "Why were you being hunted?" I asked.

  "Never mind," Mr. Crepsley snapped before Gavner could answer, then glared at his ex-partner.

  Gavner made a face. "It was nearly sixty years ago, Larten," he said. "I didn't realize it was classified information."

  "The boy is not interested in the past," Mr. Crepsley said firmly. (I most certainly was!) "You are on my soil, Gavner Purl. I would ask you to respect my wishes."

  "Stuffy old bat," Gavner grumbled, but he gave in with a nod of his head. "So, Darren," he said, "what do you do at the Cirque Du Freak?"

  "Odd jobs," I told him. "I gather food for the Little People and help the performers get ready for —"

  "The Little People still travel with the Cirque?" Gavner interrupted.

  "More of them than ever," Mr. Crepsley answered. "There are twenty with us at the moment."

  The vampires shared a knowing glance but said no more about it. I could tell Gavner was troubled by the way his scars knit together into a fierce-looking frown.

  "How goes it with the Generals?" Mr. Crepsley enquired.

  "Usual old routine," Gavner said.

  "Gavner is a Vampire General," Mr. Crepsley told me. That sparked my interest. I'd heard of the Vampire Generals, but nobody had told me exactly who or what they were.

  "Excuse me," I said, "but what's a Vampire General? What do they do?"

  "We keep an eye on scoundrels like this," Gavner laughed, nudging Mr. Crepsley. "We make sure they're not up to mischief."

  "The Vampire Generals monitor the behavior of the vampire clan," Mr. Crepsley added. "They make sure none of us kill innocents or use our powers for evil."

  "How do they do that?" I asked.

  "If they discover a vampire who has turned bad," Mr. Crepsley said, "they kill him."

  "Oh." I stared at Gavner Purl. He didn't look like a killer, but then again, there were all those scars…

  "It's a boring job most of the time," Gavner said. "I'm more like a village policeman than a soldier. I never did like the term 'Vampire Generals.' Far too pompous."

  "It is not just evil vampires that Generals clamp down on," Mr. Crepsley said. "It is also their business to crack down on foolish or weak vampires." He sighed. "I have been expecting this visit. Shall we retire to my tent, Gavner, to discuss the matter?"

  "You've been expecting me?" Gavner looked startled.

  "Word was bound to leak out sooner or later," Mr. Crepsley said. "I have made no attempt to hide the boy or suppress the truth. Note that please: I will use it during my trial, when I am called upon to defend myself."

  "Trial? Truth? The boy?" Gavner was bewildered. Glancing down at my hands, he spotted the vampire marks on my fingertips and his jaw dropped. "The boy's a vampire?" he shrieked.

  "Of course," Mr. Crepsley frowned. "But surely you knew."

  "I knew nothing of the kind!" Gavner protested. He looked into my eyes and concentrated hard. "The blood is weak in him," he mused aloud. "He is only a half-vampire."

  "Naturally," Mr. Crepsley said. "It is not our custom to make full vampires of our assistants."

  "Nor to make assistants of children!" Gavner Purl snapped, sounding more authoritative than he had before. "What were you thinking?" he asked Mr. Crep-sley. "A boy! When did this happen? Why haven't you informed anybody?"

  "It has been nearly a year and a half since I blooded Darren," Mr. Crepsley said. "Why I did it is a long story. As for why I have not yet told anyone, that is simpler to answer: you are the first of our kind we have encountered. I would have taken him to the next Council if I had not run into a General beforehand. Now that will not be necessary."

  "It certainly will be!" Gavner snorted.

  "Why?" Mr. Crepsley asked. "You can judge my actions and pass verdict."

  "Me? Judge you?" Gavner laughed. "No thanks. I'll leave you to the Council. The last thing I need is to get involved in something like this."

  "Excuse
me," I said again, "but what's this all about? Why are you talking about being judged? And who or what is the Council?"

  "I shall tell you later," Mr. Crepsley said, waving my questions aside. He studied Gavner curiously. "If you are not here about the boy, why have you come? I thought I made it clear when last we met that I wanted no more to do with the Generals."

  "You made it crystal clear," Gavner agreed. "Maybe I'm just here to discuss old times."

  Mr. Crepsley smiled cynically. "After seventeen years of leaving me to my own devices? I think not, Gavner."

  The Vampire General coughed discreetly. "There is trouble brewing. Nothing to do with the Generals," he added quickly. "This is personal. I've come because I feel there's something you should know." He paused.

  "Go on," Mr. Crepsley urged him.

  Gavner looked at me and cleared his throat. "I have no objections to speaking in front of Darren," he said, "but you seemed anxious to steer him clear of certain areas when we were discussing our past a while ago. What I have to tell you may not be for his ears."

  "Darren," Mr. Crepsley said immediately, "Gavner and I shall continue our discussion in my quarters, alone. Please find Mr. Tall and tell him I shall be unable to perform tonight."

  I wasn't happy — I wanted to hear what Gavner had to say. He was the first vampire I'd met other than Mr. Crepsley — but from his stern expression, I knew his mind was made up. I turned to leave.

  "And Darren," Mr. Crepsley called back. "I know you are curious by nature, but I warn you: do not attempt to eavesdrop. I shall take a dim view of it if you do."

  "What do you think I am?" I said. "You treat me like —"

  "Darren!" he snapped. "No eavesdropping!"

  I nodded glumly. "All right."

  "Cheer up," Gavner Purl said as I walked away dejectedly. "I'll tell you all about it, as soon as Larten's back is turned."

  As Mr. Crepsley spun around, with fire in his eyes, the Vampire General quickly raised his hands and laughed. "Only joking!"

  CHAPTER THREE

  I decided to do the act with Madam Octa — Mr. Crepsley's spider — by myself. I was totally able to handle her. Besides, it was fun to take over from Mr. Crepsley. I'd been on stage with him a bunch of times, but always as his sidekick.

  I went on after Hans Hands — a man who could run a hundred yards on his hands in less that eight seconds — and had great fun. The audience cheered, and later I sold a bunch of candy spiders to clamoring customers.

  I hung out with Evra after the show. I told him about Gavner Purl and asked what he knew about Vampire Generals.

  "Not much," he said. "I know they exist, but I've never met one."

  "What about the Council?" I asked.

  "I think that's a huge meeting they have every ten or fifteen years," he said. "A big conference where they get together and discuss things."

  That was all he could tell me.

  A few hours before dawn, while Evra was tending to his snake, Gavner Purl appeared from Mr. Crepsley's van — the vampire preferred to sleep in the basements of buildings, but there had been no suitable rooms in the old mill — and asked me to walk with him awhile.

  The Vampire General walked slowly, rubbing the scars on his face, like Mr. Crepsley did a lot when he was thinking.

  "Do you enjoy being a half-vampire, Darren?" he asked.

  "Not really," I answered honestly. "I've gotten used to it, but I was happier as a human."

  He nodded. "You know that you will age at only a fifth of the human rate? You've resigned yourself to a long childhood? It doesn't bother you?"

  "It bothers me," I said. "I used to look forward to growing up. It bugs me that it's going to take so long. But there's nothing I can do about it. I'm stuck, aren't I?"

  "Yes," he sighed. "That's the problem with blooding a person: there's no way to take the vampire blood back. It's why we don't blood children: we only want people who know what they're getting into, who wish to abandon their humanity. Larten shouldn't have blooded you. It was a mistake."

  "Is that why he was talking about being judged?" I asked.

  Gavner nodded. "He'll have to account for his error," he said. "He'll have to convince the Generals and Princes that what he did won't harm them. If he can't…" Gavner looked grim.

  "Will he be killed?" I asked softly.

  Gavner smiled. "I doubt it. Larten is widely respected. His wrists will be slapped, but I don't think anybody will look for his head."

  "Why didn't you judge him?" I asked.

  "All Generals have the right to pass judgment on nonranked vampires," he said. "But Larten's an old friend. It's best for a judge to be unbiased. Even if he'd committed a real crime, I would have found it hard to punish him. Besides, Larten's no ordinary vampire. He used to be a General."

  "Really?" I stared at Gavner Purl, stunned by the news.

  "An important one, too," Gavner said. "He was on the verge of being voted a Vampire Prince when he stepped down."

  "A prince?" I asked skeptically. It was hard to imagine Mr. Crepsley with a crown and royal cape.

  "That's what we call our leaders," Gavner said. "There are very few of them. Only the noblest and most respected vampires are elected."

  "And Mr. Crepsley almost became one?" I said. Gavner nodded. "What happened?" I asked. "How did he end up traveling with the Cirque Du Freak?"

  "He resigned," Gavner said. "He was a couple of years shy of being ordained — we call the process of Prince-making an ordination — when one night he declared he was sick of the business and wanted nothing more to do with the Generals."

  "Why?" I asked.

  Gavner shrugged. "Nobody knows. Larten never gave much away. Maybe he just got tired of the fighting and killing."

  I wanted to ask who it was the Vampire Generals had to fight, but at that moment we passed the last of the town houses and Gavner Purl smiled and stretched his arms.

  "A clear run." He grunted happily.

  "You're leaving?" I asked.

  "Have to," he said. "A General's schedule is a busy one. I only dropped by because it was on my way. I'd like to stay and chat over old times with Larten, but I can't. Anyway, I think Larten will be on the move soon himself."

  My ears perked up. "Where's he going?" I asked.

  Gavner shook his head and grinned. "Sorry. He'd scalp me alive if I told. I've already said more than I should. You won't tell him I told you about his being a General, will you?"

  "Not if you don't want me to," I said.

  "Thanks." Gavner crouched down and faced me. "Larten's a pain in the butt sometimes. He plays his cards too close to his chest, and getting information out of him can be like prying teeth from a shark. But he's a good vampire, one of the best. You couldn't hope for a better teacher. Trust him, Darren, and you won't go wrong."

  "I'll try." I smiled.

  "This can be a dangerous world for vampires," Gavner said softly. "More dangerous than you know. Stick with Larten and you'll be in a better position to survive than many of our kind. You don't live as long as he has without learning more than your fair share of tricks."

  "How old is she?" I asked.

  "I'm not sure," Gavner said. "I think about a hundred and eighty or two hundred."

  "How old are you?" I asked.

  "I'm a whippersnapper," he said. "Barely past the hundred mark."

  "A hundred years old!" I whistled softly.

  "That's nothing for a vampire," Gavner said. "I was barely nineteen when first blooded and only twenty-two when I became a full vampire. I could live to be a good five hundred years old, the gods of the vampires permitting."

  "Five hundred!" I couldn't imagine being so old.

  "Picture trying to blow out the candles on that cake!" Gavner chuckled. Then he stood. "I must be off. I have fifty miles to make before dawn. I'll have to slip into overdrive." He grimaced. "I hate flitting. I always feel sick afterward."

  "Will I see you again?" I asked.

  "Probably," he replied. "The
world's a small place. I'm sure our paths will cross again one fine, gloomy night." He shook my hand. "So long, Darren Shan."

  "Until next time, Gavner Purl," I said.

  "Next time," he agreed, and then he was off. He took several deep breaths and started to jog. After a while he broke into a sprint. I stood where I was, watching him run, until he hit flitting speed and disappeared in the blink of an eye, at which point I turned and headed back to camp.

  I found Mr. Crepsley in his van. He was sitting by the window (it was completely covered with strips of dark sticky tape, to block out the sun during the day), staring moodily off into space.

  "Gavner's gone," I said.

  "Yes," he sighed.

  "He didn't stay long," I remarked.

  "He is a Vampire General," Mr. Crepsley said. "His time is not his own."

  "I liked him."

  "He is a fine vampire and a good friend," Mr. Crepsley agreed.

  I cleared my throat. "He said you might be leaving, too."

  Mr. Crepsley regarded me suspiciously. "What else did he say?"

  "Nothing," I lied quickly. "I asked why he couldn't stay longer, and he said there was no point, since you'd probably be moving on soon."

  Mr. Crepsley nodded. "Gavner brought unpleasant news," he said carefully. "I will have to leave the Cirque for a while."

  "Where are you going?" I asked.

  "To a city," he responded vaguely.

  "What about me?" I asked.

  Mr. Crepsley scratched his scar thoughtfully. "That is what I have been contemplating," he said. "I would prefer not to take you with me, but I think I must. I may have need of you."

  "But I like it here," I complained. "I don't want to leave."

  "Nor do I," Mr. Crepsley snapped. "But I must. And you have to come with me. Remember: we are vampires, not circus performers. The Cirque Du Freak is a means of cover, not our home."

  "How long will we be away?" I asked unhappily.

  "Days. Weeks. Months. I cannot say for sure."

  "What if I refuse to come?"

  He studied me ominously. "An assistant who does not obey orders has no purpose," he said quietly. "If I cannot rely on your cooperation, I will have to take steps to remove you from my employ."